YTMND Search

we all got problems.

igotproblems

what about bob

caca doodle do

wakeupfuckers

what about bob

I'll Have™ what she's Have™ing

billycrystalfarters

I'll Have™ what she's Have™ing

What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain's parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You're looking at happiness.

chemicalhappiness

happiness,endorphine

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

Noone knows what it's like to be the batman

blueeyes

What the heck man

themaxman

windows,guy drinking gasoline,gasoline,remix,cool

You know what Oates wants to do.

sexyoates

john oates,hall and oates,andrew wk

you know what this is

formerfreakstillageek

jason segal,himym,how i met your mother,flock of seagulls,jason seagull,jason,seagull,segal,comedy,comedy jokes,music,whatever,fuck you

Fry: "Can I ask you a question?" Leela: "As long as it's not about my eye." Fry: "errr." Leela: "Is it about my eye?" Fry: "Sort of." Leela: *sigh* "Just ask the question." Fry: "What's with the eye?" Leela: "I'm an alien alright? Let's drop the subject." Fry: "Cool! An alien! Has your race taken over the earth?" Leela: "No.. I just work here."

myi

leela,fry,question,ask,eye

What am I fighting FOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHAAHAAAHAAAAAA?!

zerofacemelter

mega man x,mega man x4,megaman x,megaman x4,zero,what am i fighting for,iris,facemelter

Tiny Tim talks about masturbating.

hbombejaculation

tiny tim,fap,what,funny,ukulele,jerking off

Can you guess what THIS is?

guessumguessum

it's like green peppers, but with a *twist* (the twist being you rode your bike to the grocery store during winter and broke your fucking neck by slipping into oncoming traffic, so no green peppers. not today. not ever.)

racewhy

smacky dicks,puka chumps,and chain chomps,the Turbo Man Toys!,they're all KHAN!

I was surprised to see a cameo of the NBC Peacock on the Disney's Marsupilami short: "Toucan Always Get What You Want". BGM: John Williams - "The Mission"

NBCPeacockCameoOnMarsupilami

Walt Disney Television Animation,Cartoon,Animation,NBC,NBC Peacock,Raw Toonage

This audio is REAL and was recorded by a very Drunk Tiny Tim in May 1996. It was sent to me by someone who was friends with Tiny in the 1990s. Tiny Tim was known for loving his beer and obviously drank too much when he made this song

tinytimgetsdrunk

beer,tiny tim,what,drunk,pee,panties

What more can be said?

auraldiarrhea

The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt,Gerult,Banana,Tiger,Gypsy Shit,Annoying Shit,Diarrhea,Dysentary,Sex,Tits,Cornbread,Pudding,Ducks,Foam,Tires,Teeth,Milk,Charlie Sheen

Nobody tells the cabin what to do.

rockingofagentleman

twisted sister,rocking,rock,rock and roll,rocking chair,etiquette,anarchy,rebellion

What is there to explain?

flavorqueen

flavor,queen,fieri,guy,mad,max,trap,fetty,wap

Why is my sound not playing in the Chrome broswer? What the fuck am I doing wrong?

nk

whatever,who gives a shit

Latka tells us what the one thing we need in life is...

onething

one thing,life,andy kaufman,taxi,latka,VOTE 5,lol

What could it mean?

mushroomtorment

What also could have been

ptkfds

ptkfds,Punch,Keys,dog

kik

what-you-taste-when-you-suck-bricks

How come no one has thought of this yet?

whatissnatcher

Snatcher,Konami,Metal Gear,What is love

This is what happens when your ass get's served by a 14 Yr Old.

GGUGOTREKT

Rekt,Wreck,Wrecked,GG,Good Game,14,1,4,Yr,Year,Old,Destroyed ,Snoop Dogg,Snoop Doggy Dog

the real question is, what has the government done with max?

ytmn-fuck-beans

REAL,QUESTIONS

idk, this is just a thing I do sometimes

freeshrugs

i,got,nothing

LOL!

ordered

VOTE 5

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

trippyskulldos

high,drugs,trippy,insane,weird,strange,wtf,omg,bizzare,what,wut