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you have done fucked up now

YouDoneFUN

you,done,fucked,up,now,black dynamite,star trek,deep space nine

Shut the fuck up

shutupshutthefuckup

MORE ENERGY

downup

arnold,schwarzenegger,more energy,down up,fit,fitness,lifting,numero uno,weed

Moon Man is awesome!

medicare

moon man,kkk,KKK

Max's insatiable appetite for aggressive homosexual intercourse keeps the neighbor boy awake at night. I probably wouldn't show up around here if I was into this shit, either.

becauseitstrue

max,gay,porn,btape,bondage

Water Melon

Swiggity

cumon step it up!!!

They treat the wood so you can't start a fire.

Shrimptoast

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

I'm going to beat you up, Mark.

markanderson

hi, ,mark

YourTheCoconutman, Ochobobo, and I decided to have the same starting point and see what each of us would come up with, lol

atebitprodigy

definitely rushed lol

WIB

FuckUpWIB

Looking to speed up your hard drive?

ramdiskkickass

Skeletons are stepping up the spooky.

spookyscaryskeletons

spooky,,scary,skeleton,intensifies

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

chomsky

VOTE 5

hey bitch

kieran

I woke up and went to class in Vault 101, only to discover it was one of Hitler's bunkers!

nazivault101

nazi,vault,secret nazi,vault 101,fallout,fallout 3,Mr. Brotch,Heute Ist Mein Tag,Blümchen,Blümchen Heute Ist Mein Tag

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

shaquilleoneal

VOTE 5

With high-quality sound and repeats of every sound necessary, CASIYES '13 provides, inarguably, the most definitive and accurate simulation of Christina Aguilera screaming in your ears. Best viewed with the lights off and the volume turned all the way up.

christinaaguilera

christina aguilera,simulator

Apparently Cobra has now allied themselves with the Umbrella Corporation. What next? Albert Wesker teaming up with Cobra Commander?

gijoecobraumbrella

G.I. Joe,Resident Evil,Umbrella,Albert Wesker,Cobra Commander,Zartan

Up all Night with the Gang

gtaupallnight

gta iv,gta v,dancing,liberty city,imgur,reddit,youtube,'

I left out the part where they take turns tap dancing on each others chest. I'm not making that up.

raidenandvamp

raiden,vamp,metal gear solid,mgs4,FAGGOT

Simply a ginger with a sword.

celticmofostandingup

ginger,irish,celtic

tinky winky opens this fucking pit up

tinkywinkypits

teletubby,tinky winky,hardcore,mosh,pits,open this pit up,batman,lol

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

fagzord

VOTE 5

Kenneth has levelled up?

kennethding

Just a hilarious moment. Pretty keeeeewwwl!

standupjump

Kick Ass,Prodigy,Jump,Red,Stand Up

“- "Why don't you like to be touched?" - "Because I'm fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia” ― E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey

Dinckelfrick

Dinckelfrick,Funny,Awesome,Dundermunsk,Groneebles

scut saying yo wassup

SCOUTyowassup

yo,tf2,wassup,scout,heavy,gif

And who wouldn't want to get him? Sorry, this is all I can hear now when I listen to the song.

upallnight

loki,daft punk,dew army

The one where PDE saves up $137.93 working at Lady Footlocker to go to Ireland for vacation but gets so drunk off of his first sip of Jameson in Temple Bar that he never makes it out of Burger King (this happens in the future).

beatingadeadhorsereupload4

pay day ae,g/s