?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
939 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
keywords:
future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots
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?(nsfw) No car payment! |
kimcheeracing |
(2.50) |
874 |
2014-04-13 |
description:
No car payment!
domain:
paidoff
keywords:
biggie,notorious big,no car payment
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?doge machine |
DOCTADORN |
(2.33) |
1,513 |
2014-04-07 |
description:
I take no credit, but it needed to be on YTMND with the song.
Original reddit thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/22fyoy/dogecoin_animated_gif/
Creator: http://www.reddit.com/user/Fred_237
domain:
dogecoinmachine
keywords:
doge,dogecoin,machine
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?NO DAD 2014 |
dogbullets |
(1.00) |
289 |
2014-04-06 |
description:
no dad
domain:
nodadwins
keywords:
nodad
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?swaggabro.mp3 |
TheDeysion |
(1.00) |
434 |
2014-04-05 |
description:
call of duty 720 no scope
domain:
swaggabro
keywords:
bitches,love,my,unicorn
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?(nsfw) Oxee |
Sikma200 |
(2.00) |
770 |
2014-04-05 |
description:
Oh boy, no foolin'? oh boy!
domain:
Ohboynofoolin
keywords:
Steam
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?HOW CAN HE EVEN WALK AROUND WITH T... |
TableMcFlipper |
(2.50) |
1,147 |
2014-04-05 |
description:
Ellie no
domain:
nsfw4urowngood
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?The Angry River |
RaymondSaint |
(3.29) |
1,176 |
2014-04-03 |
description:
No description available.
domain:
angryriver
keywords:
truedetective,true_detective,true detective
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?Pink Fluffy Unicorn Dancing On Rainbow |
JAUG |
(3.00) |
932 |
2014-04-02 |
description:
There was no that thing here, so I just created it for lulz
domain:
pfudor
keywords:
brony,pony,fluffy
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?(nsfw) wigglywoogly |
mukyuuhikuuu |
(2.00) |
967 |
2014-03-27 |
description:
no
domain:
wigglywoogly
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?Faptin Corrigan |
BooleanBoy1 |
(1.00) |
356 |
2014-03-24 |
description:
Aint no mountain High enough
domain:
CaptainCorrigan
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?leperkhan 'spiracy |
LegoLewdite |
(3.86) |
2,034 |
2014-03-16 |
description:
St. Patrick. Is he a lizard person? Drove snakes out of Ireland...
[Khation: there are no actual Khan jokes either here nor in the upper echelons of government. Do not be Khan'd.]
domain:
Blarney
keywords:
lizard,conspiracy,pogues,st patrick,thulsa doom,indiana jones
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?That's no moon... |
woman |
(2.17) |
857 |
2014-03-14 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
sibrel
keywords:
VOTE 5
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?Burmese pythons have NO CLASS... |
woman |
(2.17) |
1,030 |
2014-03-14 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
pythons
keywords:
VOTE 5
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?Rika's United States of Nipah~ |
Ebb1993 |
(1.00) |
1,188 |
2014-03-12 |
description:
Taken from YouTube. I did not make this. Credit goes to whoever made this on YouTube.
domain:
unitedstatesofnipah
keywords:
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni,Umineko no Naku Koro ni,higurashi,umineko,When They Cry,Rika,Yukari Tamura,United States,United States of Whatever
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?Five Divergent Ads in a Row? WTF |
hujackus |
(3.40) |
1,215 |
2014-03-12 |
description:
I was watching some South Park when I was hit with with the same boring Divergent Trailer five fucking times in a row. TWICE!. They weren't even complete trailers. Took some screen shots so you can share the experience.
domain:
five-in-a-row
keywords:
Divergent,ads,five,in a row,comercial,trailer
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?N E D | S I N G S |
Imakeafunny |
(2.33) |
429 |
2014-03-11 |
description:
Hit it NED.
domain:
NedSings
keywords:
super troopers,south park ned,bubbles,techno,south park,ned
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?bitch no |
ismellpussy |
(2.00) |
436 |
2014-03-08 |
description:
htkemonshowta-96169764
domain:
gtfohhhhh
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?Create a YTMND |
projectswift |
(3.61) |
1,220 |
2014-03-01 |
description:
no
domain:
StayWarmFaggots
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?Ciara In The Dunes (Suna no Ciara) |
overhead2k14 |
(1.75) |
463 |
2014-02-26 |
description:
Ciara, In The Dunes
domain:
ciarainthedunes
keywords:
kobo abe
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?I have more sites than dunsparce now!! |
woman |
(2.40) |
964 |
2014-02-26 |
description:
lacrossetar83!! It's not over yet!!! There is no escape!
domain:
growth
keywords:
VICTORY
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?This train |
yddenaybr |
(3.00) |
1,017 |
2014-02-21 |
description:
This train don't carry no gamblers
domain:
thistrain
keywords:
noot,penguin,dance,armstrong
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?ShitSoundTMND: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE IS ... |
mikhul-felps |
(2.33) |
483 |
2014-02-19 |
description:
I have no life.
domain:
shitsound1
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?We Will Never Forget |
Imakeafunny |
(3.13) |
1,119 |
2014-02-19 |
description:
This site is dedicated to preserving the memory of the ugly sweater adorned Christmas velociraptor monogram I created for my holiday party this past Christmas. May we never forget.
domain:
myawesomedinogobo
keywords:
monogram,velociraptor,jurassic park,christmas,ugly sweater,cosby
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?Jim Lahey is a Drunk Bastard and Always Will Be |
Sporticus |
(4.28) |
3,787 |
2014-02-19 |
description:
JL drinks some liquor
domain:
Jimlahey
keywords:
trailer park boys,jim lahey,max
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?LORD SHAGZ |
vilmerz |
(1.00) |
229 |
2014-02-17 |
description:
No comment necessary.
domain:
theshaglord
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?sob |
LegoLewdite |
(4.63) |
7,703 |
2014-02-13 |
description:
no freells rahk und rohl fum ahnuld
domain:
yousonofabitch
keywords:
nazareth,arnold,sob,predator,epic,handshake
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?Do Not Hug Me |
Ciirka |
(4.00) |
662 |
2014-02-13 |
description:
Worf: "Do not hug me."
domain:
nohug
keywords:
worf,star trek the next generation,no hug,do not hug me,star trek,klingon
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?NO! |
t3hSurge |
(1.00) |
488 |
2014-02-12 |
description:
NO!
domain:
athena
keywords:
athena,smite,no
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?jean claude velociraptor damme |
MrRabies |
(2.00) |
904 |
2014-02-10 |
description:
clever girl
domain:
jcvdinosaur
keywords:
jurassic park,jcvd,velociraptor,jean claude van damme
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