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My world is turned upside down as i find that a website dedicated to the promotion of the film industry practices mass censorship!

imdbcensor

censor, imdb, censorship

Stewie Griffin (from Family Guy) hates the fact that they are making a third Ace Ventura film without Jim Carrey. So, he takes it out on Josh Flitter.

stewiehatesflitter

Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie, Brian, Family Guy, Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura 3, Ace Ventura Jr, Jim Carrey, Josh Flitter, Crappy Sequels

no description given.

pup9

This is a short film detailing the dangers of cell phone use to the consumer.

cellwarning

cell, celular, phone, lab, rat, cancer, danger, dangers, warning, warnings, scary

no description given.

gila

Gila monster, monster, gila, lizard, scary, horror, film

From Withnail & I

areyouthefarmer

Withnail & I, Films, British Films, Drunk

The Dawn Of Man

thedawnofman

Dawn Of Man, 2001, Oddysee, Kubrick, Film,

Animal Crossing has a movie... the horror

ACTM

Animal Crossing, Film, Movie, Horror, End, World

George W. Bush hates the fact that they are making a third Ace Ventura film without Jim Carrey. So, he takes it out on Josh Flitter.

bushhatesflitter

George W. Bush, Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura 3, Ace Ventura Jr, Jim Carrey, Josh Flitter, Mad TV, Laura Bush, Crappy Sequels,

not quite a faggy short film

glorydays

iconography,idolatry,...

It's never said in the film, but Boo is actually Jewish, you seee.....Credit goes to LupinTheThird for saying it in my other Boo YTMND. :)

boofearsdrunkengibson

boo, mel gibson, fear, monsters inc.

Perhaps there was a reason Miyazaki directs animation...and not live action films.

liveactiontotoro

Miyazaki, Hayao Miyazaki, live action, Japan, Hayao, My Neighbor Totoro, Totoro, bad cosplay, Tonari no Totoro, bus stop, Ghibli, Studio Ghibli, blindness inducing imagery, destroyed childhoods

i know people dont like short films but this is a pretty good one

gettinglaid

dr-leat

Dedicated to all you "f*ggy short film" whiners out there. Connery: 7-0.

crrinkdrinker

chinese rocket roulette, sean connery, inkdrinker, fundamentals, crr, dyfwm

[b] [/b]

creeping

making yourself happy

XO

gimmeallyagot

pacino, heat, de niro, movie, film, picture, godfather, italian, actor, kilmer

A clip from Johnny Mneumonic, a terrible 1995 cyberpunk film starring Keanu Reeves

informationoverload

information, overload, mneumonic, johnny

ORLY makes films! NO WAI!

orlyfilms

YARLY, ORLY, NO WAI, ORLY Films

chemtrails are in the sky, it is toxic, and some believe to be sun screen for the earth, usually air (clouds) that comes of jets only last 5 min, on the film they last longer, y, its chentrails!!!!

chemtrails

chemtrails, goverment, toxic, gas

Tennessee Williams, Beloved writer and creator of many classic novels, films and plays...highly regarded among his peers, and highly respected even today for his work. It's honestly and truely, in all seriousness, a shame that he had to go out like that.

tennesseesweakness

Bottlecap, Bottle, Cap, Tennessee Williams, Williams, Tennessee, Bottle Cap,

From Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter a B-Line Canadian film.

isuggest

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, lesbians, canada, harvest, doctor, vampires, crappy films, jesus,

Even though The Dark Knight is now the #2 film in all-time domestic box office receipts, it did fall to #2 on the weekend charts, after four weeks on top.

themusicoftheknight

dark knight, music of the night, tropic thunder, box office, knight, night

milk of tomato soup begins with a can of campbell's condensed tomato soup and milk. this is not cream of tomato soup. no. this is milk of tomato soup. there's big difference, you know.

tomatosoup

once opened, i ceremonially & gracefully pour the contents of the can into the waiting sauce pan. if possible, i film this step and edit it into a loop that last 24 hours when shown at a local art house movie theater.

WATCH: Sen. Ted Kennedy Die of Cancer

deadkennedyisted

Ted Kennedy, recent deaths, dead celebrities, RIP, Politics, Steve Irwin, News. 2009, dead, died, Democrats,

Christopher Lloyd was a fantastic actor who caught our eyes in Back To The Future and other great films. I'm sure plenty of you will dearly miss him but will remember his work and smile.

ripclloyd

Samantha tells John how he feels and then marries Boe

wdwdw

bachelorette,barf,broken heart

An all-American tribute to an all-american film, Independence Day. Takeaways: Welcome to Earth (Earf). Techno National Anthem credit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VxJ2m7J5TI Welcome to Earth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPWpEKhgfk

welcometoearthbitch

independence day,,will smith,welcome to earth,america,star spangled banner,aliens,welcome to earf,patriotism

Hulk Steamer's® original vision for the film restored!

HulkRunnerDirectorsCutEnding

Hulk Runner™: Director's Cut Ending

MinkaXXX/Michelle Kim (Number One Asian Big Boob Queen, Satin, Shanghai Sally, & Unhee Aptekar) is an Korean-American award-winning porn star, adult model and former exotic dancer. Minka is billed as being the largest breasted Asian woman in the world. She is entitled as the "Bountiful Beautiful Asian" on her official website. Minka has had a long and successful career in the adult entertainment industry, spanning over 25 years and counting with many awards and a membership in the Erotica Hall of Fame. Minka possesses a tight, slim and athletic body with a massive chest. Minka was born to Korean parents of French and Vietnamese ancestry in Seoul, South Korea. Minka attended college in South Korea, where she became a skilled tennis player. After graduating, Minka went to the United States in 1993 to compete in the Asian Olympics in Chicago, Illinois. There she and her partner won the Gold Medal in women's doubles. Minka established residence in the United States and wanted to become a professional tennis instructor, but she wasn't able to pass her license exam because of her poor English skills. Minka turned to modeling, after her former tennis partner suggested to turn to modeling because of her attractive shape. Eventually, Minka sent a portfolio of images of herself to British adult photographer/film director John Graham. About a week after sending her photos, Minka was on her way to England to meet Graham and start her modeling career. Graham also referred Minka to Universal Entertainment, an adult talent agency. Minka’s first photoshoot was shot by Graham in England for the American Score magazine. In 1994, Minka went back to the United States, where she continued to pose for Score, toured as an exotic dancer and starred in her first adult film Duke of Knockers 2, which was also directed by Graham. Throughout the 1990’s and 2000’s, Minka posed for Score, Gent, Buxotica, Oriental Dolls, D-Cup and starred in over 30 films. Throughout her career, Minka received many honors and awards. In promotion of her image, Minka appeared on many television shows. In 1997, Minka appeared on The Jerry Springer Show in an episode titled "Big-Busted Strippers!", with fellow big-bust entertainers Candy Andes, Kayla Kleevage, Lisa Lipps, Mesha Lynn and Crystal Storm. In 1999, Minka was a guest on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, on which she participated in a toe-sucking sketch. Minka was frequently referred to as the "number one Asian big boob queen" by radio personality Adam Carolla on Loveline where she appeared as a guest in December 2000. On the 2007 television show Manswers on Spike TV, one topic was who had the biggest boobs in the world. Minka was listed as one of the possibilities. The show eventually chose Maxi Mounds because of her Guinness World Record. Minka possesses a tanned, slim, and athletic body with extremely large breasts. Minka acquired her 54KKK breasts through several breast augmentations in the mid-1990’s from a F cup to KKK cup. Her latest implants were polypropylene string breast implants, also used by big-bust stars Chelsea Charms and Maxi Mounds (among others) to achieve exceptionally-large bust sizes. Minka has a bra cup-size reported as 55KKK. She claims her breasts weigh 13.5 pounds (6.1 kg) each. Because of her polypropylene implants, her breasts gradually continue to grow. In early 2009, Minka appeared in an interview on the British Channel 4’s The World’s Most Enhanced Woman And Me, in which Minka said that she may have a breast reduction in 2011 or 2012.

MichelleKim

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Silk Spectre is the name of two fictional superheroines. Created by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons, the original Silk Spectre, Sally "Jupiter" Juspeczyk, was a member of the crimefighting team the Minutemen, while the second, Sally's daughter Laurel "Laurie" Jane Juspeczyk, became a member of the vigilante team Crimebusters, also known as the titular Watchmen. Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter / Silk Spectre: A retired superheroine, mother of Laurie Juspeczyk and the first Silk Spectre. Gugino's character ages from 25 years old in the 1940s to 67 years old in the 1980s, and the then-37-year-old actress wore prosthetics to reflect the aging process. Gugino described her character's superhero outfit as "Bettie Page meets Alberto Vargas." In earlier attempts to make the film, Liv Tyler, Jamie Lee Curtis, Ann-Margret, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Sigourney Weaver were considered for the part of Sally. Malin Åkerman as Laurie Jupiter / Silk Spectre II: Åkerman described her character as a femme fatale as well as carrying the psychology and the emotion of the film. The actress worked out and trained to fight for her portrayal of the crime-fighter.[25] In earlier attempts to make the film, Hilary Swank, Natalie Portman, Rachel Weisz, Jennifer Connelly, and Jessica Alba were considered for the part of Laurie. According to Comic Book Resources, her characterisation (along with Nite Owl's) was changed from the original comics' model of gentle golden age heroes to one of a brutal fighter. Haley Guiel as Young Laurie Jupiter

SilkSpectre

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