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KHAN can't raise his shield but then the episode ends oh no lol but this is from a movie why would there be an intermission i mean okay some old movies had intermissions but like this is far behind that point in time in which that would have been the norm and furthermore they would have not done it at such a pivotal juncture and meanwhile in the

khanabkhaout

TO // BE // CONTINKHANED

An old letter from my math teacher. I was ten at the time.

hewasmymathteacher

letter, teacher, mile, kilometer

French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in prison cell. (CNN)French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel, a longtime associate of disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, has been found dead in his prison cell, a spokesperson for the Paris prosecutor's office said. Brunel was found alone, hanged with bedsheets, in his jail cell at the Santé prison in the French capital at around 1:30 a.m. local time on Saturday, the prosecutor's office told CNN. It would not comment on whether Brunel killed himself, adding an investigation into the cause of death has been opened, "as it is systematically done in these cases," entrusted to the French judicial police. Brunel's French lawyers told CNN their client's "decision was not guided by guilt, but by a sense of injustice." "Jean-Luc Brunel has never stopped claiming his innocence. He has multiplied his efforts to prove it. A judge had released him a few months ago, and then he was re-incarcerated in undignified conditions," a statement sent to CNN by his lawyers Mathias Chichportich, Marianne Abgrall and Christophe Ingrain read. Accused of rape by several former top models, which he denied, the 75-year-old was put under formal investigation in France in late June 2021 for "rape of a minor over 15," the prosecutor's office confirmed. Brunel was arrested at Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport in December 2020 on counts of "rape and sexual assault, rape and sexual assault on a minor under 15, rape and sexual assault on a minor over 15, sexual harassment, criminal associations and human trafficking to the detriment of minor victims for the purposes of sexual exploitation." He was released under judicial supervision for a few days in November 2021, before being returned to prison by decision of the Paris Court of Appeals. He appealed the decision as the prosecution prepared its case. Brunel's arrest was part of a probe launched in 2019 by French prosecutors, targeting "acts of sexual nature likely to have been committed by Jeffrey Epstein and possible accomplices," based on checks and cross-checks carried out on information provided to the Paris public prosecutor's office and exchanges with US authorities. Epstein was found dead in his prison cell in the United States on August 10, 2019. He was awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, after pleaded not guilty to federal charges accusing him of operating a sex trafficking ring from 2002 to 2005 at his Manhattan mansion and his Palm Beach estate, and allegedly paying girls as young as 14 for sex. A medical examiner ruled his death was suicide by hanging.

brunel

// CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC BRUNEL // #DIDNOTKILLHIMSELF

Epstein,Jean-Luc Brunel,Brunel,Elite,Royals,Clinton,Picard,suicide,Jean-Luc,Prostitute

An old man tries to escape the vortex of tripping out land, but every time he gets a little way out he is sucked back inside...

trippingoutland

old man, vortex, tripping, jelly, pudding,

he has an old helmet because hes old and refuses to keep up with the times

bigdaddygramps

Rehashed an old GIF of mine... Jack O'Neill has a wonderful time, just like Chang and GMan. OMGFAD. :( (See http://gmanwonderful.ytmnd.com/ )

oneillwonderfultime

stargate, sg-1, sg1, jack, o'neill

An old screen shot I found I took a long time ago. God knows why I took it. 10/13/1998. I shouldn't need to explain anything else (but StarCraft rocked for good measure).

backin98

...back in my day... // //

AOL, N64, Nintendo, Pokemon, 1998

Doggy is NOT having a wonderful time... Or is he? New audio on an old site of mine.

haveaseatovertherecesar

oh the humanity, Dog Whisperer, fingerbang, south park

I know it's an old joke but cheneyisatitagain.ytmnd.com came up recently. The sound loading slow made the shot on the tom hit so i decided it should be timed to the tune.

CheneyShot

Cheney, Gun, Aerosmith

an old Suzanne site from 2015, REPOSTED. After finding more connections George Michael has to Larry Craig, such as getting arrested for a bathroom incident, as well as noticing that Leonard Cohen (who has Craig's initials and a lover named Suzanne) was also signed to Columbia Records, I felt like this old sited needed to be reposted. The original reason why this site was posted was to celebrate gay pride in the United States in all 50 states, and because of the hype of the Fifty Shades Of Grey movie as well. Now I found connections that George Michael has to Leonard Cohen as well. This time I've NSFW'ed the site after reconsidering how obscene it could come off. SUPREMO INTREPIDTY here! RIP George Michael 1963-2016 RIP Leonard Cohen 1934-2016

fiftystates

Wham,Wham Rap,Larry Craig,George Michael,Leonard Cohen,Suzanne,RIP,2016,celebrity deaths,old,repost,site,SUPREMO,INTREPIDITY,Intrepid YTMND Alliance

The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz". Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga. While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.

connector

BALLIN teen extraordinaire! // //

LOL!,VOTE 5

We all came out to YTMND On the POLAND shoreline To make SITES IN THEIR BASEMENT We didn't have much time Lacrossestar83 and your Mothers Were at the best place around But some moon man with a kramer Burned the site to the ground JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter They burned down the funny site It died with an awful sound a funky LANDO was running in and out Pulling FRENEMIES out the ground When it all was over We had to find another place But POLAND time was running out It seemed that we would lose the race JOKE on the water, a fire in the sky JOKE on the water We ended up at Youre the Man Now Dog It was empty, cold and bare But with the MOON KKKrew thing just outside Making our music there With a few red BONGS, a few old beds We made a place to POOP STAINS No matter what we get out of this I know, I know we'll never forget JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter

tournamenting

VOTE 5

The Fabulous Hair Guy continued to tighten graphics...this time using an actual computer! (The Commodore 128) I found this in the manual for that particular computer. Sorry about the quality, but this manual is 21 years old! What do you want from me?! T

commodore128

How old am I, 12? Might as well be. Remember looking up 'bad' words in the dictionary as an amusing way to spend our time? Well now, thanks to the online dictionaries, we not only can look them up, but listen to them.

dirtytalkingdictionary

bad words, dirty words, lookup bad word, lookup dirty words, look up bad words, look up dirty words, online dictionary, dictionary online, talking dictionary, talking computer, speaking dictionary speaking computer, online talking dictionary, online speak

From an old Irn Bru ad in the UK that I find after all this time, hilarious.

rebelgranny

irn, bru, granny, ytmnd, stealing, criminal, shoplifing, scooter, old woman, stole, can, raid, lol, ad, internet

An old historical photo of people having a wonderful time

OnederfulTime

13 going on 30 is a movie based on an episode of the old teevee show "Quantum Leap", where the time traveler lands in the body of a retard...

downsey

jennifer garner, down syndrome, downsey, 13 going on 30, Doctor Who, NIN, Torchwood, Dexter, voat Giuliani

Hagman died on November 23, 2012, at Medical City Dallas Hospital in Dallas following complications from throat cancer. In a statement to the Dallas Morning News, Hagman's family said: "Larry's family and close friends had joined him in Dallas for the Thanksgiving holiday. When he passed, he was surrounded by loved ones. It was a peaceful passing, just as he had wished for." The New York Times described him as "one of television's most beloved villains". Actress Linda Gray, who played Sue Ellen Ewing on Dallas, called Hagman her "best friend for 35 years", and was at his bedside when he died, her agent told the BBC. In a statement, she said: "He was the Pied Piper of life and brought joy to everyone he knew. He was creative, generous, funny, loving and talented and I will miss him enormously. He was an original and lived life to the fullest." Actor Patrick Duffy, who played Bobby Ewing on Dallas, was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, he said: "Friday I lost one of the greatest friends ever to grace my life. The loneliness is only what is difficult, as Larry’s peace and comfort is always what is important to me, now as when he was here. He was a fighter in the gentlest way, against his obstacles and for his friends. I wear his friendship with honor." Actress Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing Cooper on Dallas, referred to Hagman as her surrogate uncle and father, who was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, she said: "At seventeen years old my life took a turn that one could only dream of. I was cast as Lucy Ewing in the iconic show Dallas. Dallas was so much more than a television phenomenon to me. It was my family. I grew up with a mentally ill single mother raising me and no father figure in my life. I lived on my own in an apartment from the age of fifteen. I remember the day I met the force of nature that is Larry Hagman like it was yesterday. (It was actually 35 years ago). My Uncle Larry became the father figure that I so needed and longed for. He taught me how to be professional, work hard but have fun at the same time, and how to respect the opportunities I was blessed to have been given. He was very protective because I was so young, but also expected the best from me on the set of Dallas. He was one of the best actors the world has ever known. To me he will always be my Uncle Larry. I am so so very sad, but cherish the lifetime of memories I have with him.

throatcancer

THROAT CANCER DID // LARRY HAGMAN // 1931 - 2012

Dallas,JR,throat cancer,texas,ewing,j.r.,Larry Hagman,who shot,villain,patrick duffy

Such an old, classic clip. Good times... good times.

bambulance

bambulance // //

bambulance, redneck, 911, phone, call, ambulance, deer, dog, bite,

FORGET

yootmind

yootmind

an old meme and some free time.

mmwrong

wrong lext luthor marble madness amiga old school

Facebook instituted its biggest executive shakeup in its 15-year history this week, appointing new leaders for WhatsApp, Messenger and Facebook’s core app while giving other longtime Facebook executives new responsibilities, including a new effort to tackle blockchain technology. The moves, which were announced internally to employees today, are meant to improve executive communication and user privacy, but the changes also come as Facebook contends with the backlash from the U.S. presidential election, revelations of manipulation by the Russian government and the recent Cambridge Analytica scandal. CEO Mark Zuckerberg has reorganized the social giant’s product and engineering organizations into three main divisions, including a new “Family of apps” group run by Chief Product Officer Chris Cox, the executive previously in charge of the core Facebook app. Cox will now oversee Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp and Messenger, according to multiple sources, four social apps with a combined reach of more than five billion monthly users. Facebook is also building a new team dedicated to blockchain technology. David Marcus, the executive in charge of Facebook’s standalone messaging app, Messenger, is leaving that post to run the blockchain group, these sources said. That new team will fall under one of the other three divisions, referred to as “New platforms and infra,” which will be managed by CTO Mike Schroepfer. Facebook’s AR, VR and artificial intelligence efforts will also live under Schroepfer’s division. Longtime Facebook exec Javier Olivan, the company’s VP of growth, will oversee the third division, called “Central product services,” which includes all of the shared features that operate across multiple products or apps such as ads, security and growth. Surprisingly, no one appears to be leaving Facebook. Just a lot of old faces in new places. You may have noticed from the diagram that almost all of Facebook’s top product and engineering execs are men. That’s true, though Facebook does have a number of high ranking and influential female product executives that aren’t directly involved in these changes. For example: Fidji Simo, who runs video; Deb Liu, who runs Marketplace; and Julie Zhuo, who runs design. Then, of course, there’s Sheryl Sandberg on the business side of things. The changes all come at an interesting time for Facebook and Zuckerberg, who has been openly discussing his need to take more responsibility for Facebook’s impact on the world. Zuckerberg’s New Year’s resolution was to fix Facebook, and restructuring the team is clearly part of that fix. The hope is that these new roles will keep more open lines of communication among executives without hurting the speed Facebook is known for. (“Move fast and break things,” remember?)

executiveshuffle

Facebook

Crappy audio quality + beating an old fad to death even further = time well spent.

bulgarianducktales

ducktales, interpretation, bulgaria, duck tales

two years later, an old Suzanne site gets reposted just in time for the Christmas season, this time under a different title. Nothing funnier than Uncle Frank interruptions!

loseshismind

BOZO // IS A // CLOWN

Bozo,The,Clown,funny,Cool Jerk,Uncle Frank

an old JohnnyLurg site from 2015, reposted. I remember back when I used to talk about Leonard Cohen's famous Suzanne song almost every time I logged into YTMND, and then other Leonard Cohen sites made by my buddy popped up too.

cohn

Leonard Cohen,VLC,Media,Player,Cone,Coneheads,Famous Blue Raincoat

There I was with an 8-year-old to raise and on my own for the first time in my life! I worked two jobs and went back to school. Lots of nights, my daughter and I would study side by side at our kitchen table.

thisishowwedoit76

THIS IS HOW WE DO WHAT TASTES RIGHT,?

i tried and tried to find an audio clip from the old "time to make the donuts" commercials. couldnt.

ripmichaelvale

// Michael Vale // 1922-2005

Old lady with an old lady hand with an old lady hand with an old lady hand with an old lady hand.

oldladytime

An old man tries to make a phone call to a roofing company, dialing the same wrong number every time. The guy on the other line gets really pissed off.

scootersroofin

4 minutes long, // but worth a listen! //

Old, Man, Scooter, Roofing, Prank, Call, Phone, Stupid, Retarded, Fucked Up, Dumb, Crazy, Fad

if it dont work this time i give up a flash file i had saved on an old harddrive, i dont know the original creator or where it was hosted, but the audio is aneka japanese boy the misheard lyric is awesome

myjapaneseboy

aneka japanese boy people likes to f**k him everyday