?(nsfw) lol, furry |
phils314 |
(3.99) |
34,092 |
2006-07-11 |
description:
Just so nobody gets pissed, the art credit goes to Foxxfire. And yes, that's yiff pr0n. I thought it was funny, but I don't expect a lot of high votes on this one. >_>
domain:
lolfurry
keywords:
lol, furry, yiff, yiffy, pron, running in the 90s, lol furry, lol internet
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?Pavarotty CrimeBusterz™ |
MurdarMachene |
(3.97) |
4,914 |
2007-09-06 |
description:
domain:
PavarottyCrimeBusterz
keywords:
High, Speed, Car
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?F35 J.S.F. gains altitude |
stify |
(3.95) |
3,660 |
2009-07-02 |
description:
The F35 JOINT strike fighter can get rly HIGH
domain:
f35climbing
keywords:
F35,joint,strike,fighter,picard,vader,noo,jesus,enterprise,deathstar
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?Dave Chapelle gets a haircut |
Karmapolice |
(3.94) |
5,822 |
2006-07-21 |
description:
Dave Chapelle gets a haircut while high.
domain:
penisbarber
site text:
A big penis // was cutting my hair //
keywords:
dave,chapelle,penis,barber,haircut
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?Ness and friends fight on... |
loserkage |
(3.93) |
5,341 |
2005-10-13 |
description:
ness and his buddys get high and then go find hippys to smash their skulls with baseball bats and bottle rockets.
domain:
killthehippies
keywords:
earthbound, nintendo, ness, kill all hippies
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?pokemon card hidden message SCANDAL (it says... |
Camshaft |
(3.90) |
3,342 |
2010-06-14 |
description:
funny joak
domain:
weedesmokerz
keywords:
pokemon,get high 375
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?my title was too long so i put it in the description |
mattdh12 |
(3.89) |
13,421 |
2007-05-06 |
description:
cosbeq goes on deal or no deal but he opens a motivational case opening domino and gets him motivated to win but the domino starts at the high prices and goes to the low prices so he is screwed over but says no deal anyway because he confused the show wit
domain:
ihadtoputthekeywordshere
keywords:
theres, not, enough, space, for, my, description, so, i, put, it, here
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?Emma and Steph |
braxton |
(3.89) |
7,791 |
2009-07-25 |
description:
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
domain:
emmavssteph
keywords:
lowbrow,pedo,site
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? The Chronics |
SilentSwan |
(3.89) |
2,367 |
2005-12-01 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
gettinghigggggggghhh
site text:
Bong, Bong, Bong, Bo // //
keywords:
getting high, pot, smoking, bong, thong
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?Tommy Gavin makes it Baked |
Torez |
(3.89) |
1,957 |
2010-10-17 |
description:
:/
domain:
bakednotfried
keywords:
Tommy Gavin, baked, weed, fozzy bear, yoda, towelie, you wanna get high?, don't forget to bring a towel!
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?(nsfw) Moon Man Creates Anti-LGBT Propaganda ... |
malcolmtnight |
(3.89) |
2,736 |
2023-01-14 |
description:
K, KK
Wind in my face, I'm capping peels
At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill
But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate
When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait
I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break
In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face
In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place
Our birth traits tell us just to go
We're more advanced than our earthmates
I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date
The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad
So let's go
If we don't work then they won't die
Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly
In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie
Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go
Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne
The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line
I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight
I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes
Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like
My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide
Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy
We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go
Yo, over the top of the coal pile
I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while
But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire
I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer
The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire
The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre
They requested my YT, I replied "but why?"
Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied
Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe
The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide
Testing the Moon will begin a genocide
No matter which corner of the globe you reside
Now vote 5, like and subscribe
When it comes to the job getting done, what am I?
The god of the racial war, praise the Lord
If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword
I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems
And the fire keeps raging on
Listen to me I won't
Don't stop, nope, I don't quit
Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit
KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK
domain:
koolkangkanye
keywords:
moon man,danger mouse,black thought
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?Barbie Gets High |
EKAJ13 |
(3.85) |
4,184 |
2005-12-18 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
barbiegetshigh
site text:
oooh the pretty colors // //
keywords:
barbie, high, flowers, colors
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?420 Babyz® |
Camshaft |
(3.85) |
3,370 |
2011-01-05 |
description:
babies sleep 14 hours a day and get high the other 12 houers WAKE N BAKE MANNNNNNNNNNN
domain:
babysmokerz
keywords:
officer that's not my weed, that weed is for my baby, you can't arrest me my baby needs his weed, 240
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?Dont get High and play Counter Strike |
lewsercore |
(3.85) |
12,258 |
2005-12-08 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
SmokingandCounterStrike
site text:
// Because I Got High //
keywords:
weed,smoke,counter strike,because i got high,high
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?Crab and Danson: a day at the beach |
somebodysbaby |
(3.85) |
1,449 |
2010-02-28 |
description:
Crab and Danson take a break from their duties as YTMND fads.
domain:
fadbuddies
keywords:
Danson, Crab, Beach, Get high with a little help from my friends
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?My kind of school |
tehjugulator |
(3.83) |
2,788 |
2008-12-15 |
description:
Inspired in part by http://darkhabbit.ytmnd.com/.
domain:
lets-get-high
keywords:
Higher Learning, 420, drugs, weed, smoke, funny keyword joke
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?Chadazoid! |
DarthWang |
(3.83) |
2,525 |
2017-03-21 |
description:
The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz".
Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick
Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga.
While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.
domain:
connector
site text:
BALLIN teen extraordinaire! // //
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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?Boromir Seems Upset |
Kayne |
(3.83) |
5,790 |
2006-06-05 |
description:
Corny sh*t I made for fun. I don't expect it to get a high rating :P
domain:
littleones
site text:
*They* took them. // //
keywords:
boromir, little ones, lotr
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?Stevie Wonder's 'Bout ta Get High |
drew00c |
(3.81) |
11,199 |
2007-07-30 |
description:
Stevie always rolls a blunt before the opening song.
domain:
steviewonderhigh
keywords:
stevie wonder, blunt, marijuana, joint, bootsy collins
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?Kakihara Wanna Get High |
xxblindchildxx |
(3.81) |
3,363 |
2006-02-04 |
description:
Kakihara from Ichi The Killer, if you haven't seen it then check it out. It's aweesome. (I know this YTMND isn't very good, but I like the movie)
domain:
kakiharawannagethigh
keywords:
Ichi The Killer, Kakihara, Smoke
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?What PACARD listens to when he gets high. |
jestes311 |
(3.80) |
1,813 |
2009-02-23 |
description:
Picard getting high while listening to tunes
domain:
picardpot
keywords:
Picard, pot, weed, smoking
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?Bob Dylan gets high and sings Heart of Gold to a P... |
Harbltron |
(3.80) |
2,269 |
2010-08-27 |
description:
All that she wants is another baby, she's gone tomorrow boy, all that she wants is another baby, yeha.
domain:
itsfridaytimeforapatentedsenselessgiffest
keywords:
Bob Dylan, Heart of Gold, Panda
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?(nsfw) I Just Want To Get Everybody High, Man. |
HumanShieldhl |
(3.80) |
3,103 |
2005-07-10 |
description:
Scene from moonwalker
domain:
everybodyhigh
site text:
You know... // some // Good Drugs
keywords:
moonwalker, high, drugs, everybody, I just want
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?Secret of Secrets |
soapalope |
(3.80) |
1,234 |
2008-07-24 |
description:
Getting back with an old high school girlfriend eight years later will make you do stupid sh*t. Also resubbed after 10 views due to audio gaps.
domain:
tryst
keywords:
secret of mana
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?(nsfw) Fat Bitch Meets the Ground |
MikaTheAss |
(3.80) |
3,771 |
2011-04-01 |
description:
An assistant principle shows who is really the boss.
domain:
boombitch
keywords:
fat,bitch,girl,knocked,shoved,pushed,over,principal,assistant,high,school,move,get,out,the,way,laid
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?Cosby Response to gRAPE Soda Allegations |
mleep |
(3.79) |
4,544 |
2014-11-21 |
description:
chitlin legs
domain:
chitlinlegs
keywords:
ohio u chitlin legs,bill cosby,grape soda,lets get high and have fun
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?Dance, Bryce |
davidjohnson |
(3.79) |
3,765 |
2013-01-16 |
description:
It's a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.
domain:
brycedance
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?Peter's Skate Rink Disco |
Satertek |
(3.79) |
2,442 |
2006-09-27 |
description:
"Oh my god, that was completely by accident!" (I don't expect to get high votes this just seemed like a great scene for a loop)
domain:
skatedisco
keywords:
family guy, disco
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?The cure for EMOs |
Monikku |
(3.78) |
6,924 |
2006-03-16 |
description:
Yep, the only way you can get cured from EMO is if you get shot by the Care Beam. However you might have a high chance of DYING from it.
domain:
EmoCareBearBeam
site text:
The Care BEAM! // //
keywords:
EMO, Care Bear, Care Bears, Care, Bear, Bears, Beam, Blast, Shot, Pwned, Owned, Cure, Cured, Dead
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?Why is it Whenever there is a contest there is som... |
k0mputer |
(3.78) |
2,160 |
2009-03-07 |
description:
This is the reason for 13 year olds coming to YTMND. Well not really :)
domain:
this-site-was-made-with-no-skill
site text:
Seriously! // //
keywords:
,contests for crap nobody wants,obama,dancing,minivideo,disc0,disco,k0mputer,lol,random,Earth Wind Fire, Lets Groove,
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