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datas

mustache, stng

I don't care what you planned today. Get your ass over to the nearest horsefarm and beat off some horses, Dead or Alive(R)! Also, this is contains my official profile pic

ITSBEATOFFSATURDAY

Beatingadeadhorseoff,ytmnd is dead,Beat off power

At the end of the latest episode of Win, Lose or Drone, er, I mean No Agenda, John C. Dvorak talked about buying a pig from an auction from an 11-year-old Future Farmers of America girl and having it butchered (much to the tear-ridden sadness of the poor girl) and about a Drone Convention in Las Vegas, NV. In The Morning Fellow Human Resources!

eatingpigsfrombrokenheartedgirls

CLIP // OF THE // DAY!

no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,win lose or drone,the new normal,pigs,bacon,girls,crying,auction

dont piss in the iced tea or i'll pee in yur ocean

tidetipperz

The ACLU is suing the Pentagon and CIA for using drones to kill U.S. citizens in the phony "War on Terror." "War for Pipelines" is more like it: see http://pipelines.curry.com and http://426.nashownotes.com (the No Agenda Podcast Pipeline Report, the most important episode [b]EVER[/b]). The article is originally from Wired Magazine's Website.

dronelawsuit

win lose or drone,wired,pentagon,cia,drones,no agenda,pipelines,new world order,aclu,lawsuit

Killing is making a choice; choose between one life or the other.

racheldawes

No! No, not me, why are // you coming for me? No! // RACHEL RACHEL RACHEL RACHEL

chad warden invites partyy mouse over to his house to play playstation 3 or ps triple as he calls it

pstriplemouse

playstation 3 partyy mouse chad warden funky gangsta

July 20th! Today's Lisa (La Mariposa) Hamilton's birthday!

tribalbirthdaybeats

It's July 20th! // Happy Birthday Lisa // La Mariposa!

lisa,la mariposa,hamilton,doa,dead or alive,mariposa,lisa hamilton,birthday,video game

A twist to the classic scene from the movie "Nacho Libre" where Jack Black is dressing up as a luchador and one of the orphan kids walks in on him, but instead of using Jack Black or a luchador, I wanted to use another "stretchy pants" wearer, and that was Batman.

isforfun

// IS FOR // FUN

Stretchy,Pants,Batman,Nacho,Libre

is the possum sleeping?

grassie

A LOVEABLE PUPPY // or a SOFT BUNNY or // a Ball of teeth & fur ?

possum, sleeping,grass,leaves

Nutritionists Know All Acronyms, or do they?

NutritionStation

I know Acronyms! // 12 Feet Long! // TYVM!

Nutrition, Acronyms

Very imperial data center

thatsnodatacenter

As mentioned above, the naturally occurring nucleotides (nucleoside-3'- or 5'-phosphates) and their phosphodiester analogs are insufficiently reactive to afford an expedite synthetic preparation of oligonucleotides in high yields. The selectivity and the rate of the formation of internucleosidic linkages is dramatically improved by using 3'-O-(N,N-diisopropyl phosphoramidite) derivatives of nucleosides (nucleoside phosphoramidites) that serve as building blocks in phosphite triester methodology. To prevent undesired side reactions, all other functional groups present in nucleosides have to be rendered unreactive (protected) by attaching protecting groups. Upon the completion of the oligonucleotide chain assembly, all the protecting groups are removed to yield the desired oligonucleotides. Below, the protecting groups currently used in commercially available[19][20][21][22] and most common nucleoside phosphoramidite building blocks are briefly reviewed:

laboratoryslide

1 // 2 // 3

Description

lieutenantcommanderdata

I HATE THIS // IT IS REVOLTING //

Data,Star Trek,Brent Spiner

Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts. Biography Early life Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods. Hogwarts years First year At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours. Second year During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat). Third year On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff. Fourth year In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater. Fifth year In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.

vincentcrabbe

OH YEAH MISTER CRABBE // //

Vincent Crabbe,Jamie Waylett,HARRYPOTTERTMND

An unfortunate typo.. or is it?

bmpdick

BRANDON // WILL TAKE // DICK

homo typo

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us to the city light-drenches shores of Tranquility Bay. Cars and people still shuffle the silence away, even during the darkest hours of the morning, leaving the stillness to hide in the dark waters below. No light could ever penetrate the mirrored liquids, but they sure do try. Just sit back and watch the light dance on the baywater, and try to pick a side: The lively everlight, or the sleepy smooth waters.

TRNQUILItmndOntheBay

water,night,bay,city,urban,light,lights,TRANQUILItmnd,Tranquil,relax,river,joy,happy

Sprinkles (also called hundreds and thousands or jimmies) are very small pieces of confectionery used as a decoration or to add texture to desserts—typically cupcakes, cookies, doughnuts, ice cream, frozen yogurt, and some puddings. The candies, which are produced in a variety of colors, are usually too small to be eaten individually.

jimmies

wewgas

Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

swordplay

extremely loud public bowel movements

In 2009, Whitney Houston had somewhat of a successful comeback with the hit album I Look To You. One of the singles from the album was the wonderfully romantic Million Dollar Bill. This is my favorite version of the song, an outstanding house remix by the remix team The Freemasons. Enjoy, and please buy at Amazon.com or iTunes if you like it! :) R.I.P. Whitney. We Miss You and We Love You. :(

milliondollarbillfreemasonsradioedit

R.I.P. WHITNEY // //

ThunderwingMusicChannel,NunicaMusicChannel,NISA,Nunica Internet Social Alliance,The YTMND Bailout Volume 1,Whitney Houston,Million Dollar Bill,Freemasons,Remix,House Music

Moon Man puts SantabotAI on the "Naughty/Going to be Raped to Death" list, and hilarity ensues! To send Moon Man a question, leave a comment, or message FowderSoapReturns.

aidszombies

moon man,email,santabot,zombies,pilleater

I actually used a clip of this song in this YTMND (http://mariogolddigger2.ytmnd.com/) over a year ago, so I thought I would make this the next song on [i]The YTMND Bailout Volume 1[/i]. EPMD has always been one of my favorite rap duos, and I've enjoyed almost everything they've put out ever since 1988 (aside from the lackluster 1999 album [i]Out of Business[/i], though the special edition's Greatest Hits CD was cool). Enjoy, and please remember to buy at iTunes or Amazon.com if you like!

epmdgolddigger

ERICK AND PARRISH // MAKING DOLLARS // MILLENIUM DUCATS

ThunderwingMusicChannel,NunicaMusicChannel,NISA,Nunica Internet Social Alliance,The YTMND Bailout Volume 1,EPMD,Gold Digger,Erick Sermon,Parrish Smith,1990

Now Muslim terrorists (and likely "terrorists") are being targeted by drone strikes in the Philippines. I hope there are no innocents killed in collateral damage or assasinations.

Philippineswld

THE PHILIPPINES! // //

no agenda,brookings institute,win lose or drone,Philippines,al-qaeda,drones,cia,new world order,terrorist,terrorism

ThugMuncherMusicChannel aims to provide the ytmnd user with music to give/get head to. Talk to Johnny Lurg, Santabot, milkhuman or Max Goldbergs dad if you want to go all the wayyyyyyyyyy.

cambrodia

Kim Wilde-Cambodia // //

music channel,ThugMuncher

Turn your most loved pet pal into a means of transportation! Or art! Or whatever! For more on the article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html

Orvillecopter

// // Godspeed

dead cat,art,helicopter,flight

Do you feel for me, or do you feel for you?

letmerockyou

chaka khan,feel for you

To email Moon Man, either direct the message to FowderSoapReturns, or direct it to the appropriate "Moon Man" heading at moonkkkrew.forumotion.net

woodworms

moon man,email,kkk,jews,moonmanfan

I loathe pedophiles. The thought of an adult tricking, or even worse, forcing a child, especially a preteen, to have sex with him or her makes me SICK. The Catholic Church and Penn State pedophile scandals turn my stomach. That's why I LOVE this song: Violent J does in song what I ALMOST wish I could do to these sick scumbags. ALMOST. I still believe in justice above vengeance and in the ideology of "innocent until proven guilty."

tocatchapredatoricp

thunderwingmusicchannel,nunicamusicchannel,nisa,nunica internet social alliance,insane clown posse,icp,to catch a predator,chris hansen,nbc,pedobear

You like this song, huh? Good! You're gonna sit down and listen to it!

beok

ingrid michaelson,be ok,water torture,obey,andre the giant

Thanks, pilleater for the email! Any questions or comments for Moon Man, send to FowderSoapReturns, or post at moonkkkrew.forumotion.net!

poweredbythesneak

moon man,email,pilleater,mile,kkk,ms paint