YTMND Search

I'm really sorry I had to revive this fad, but after seeing that terrible YTMND, I was overcome with so much rage at it's utter lack of meaning that I just had to tear into it. There is something about that YTMND that in my opinion just sucks the life out of the room.

karriemanners

karrie has no manners (voat 5)

When life gets you down and you feel like you just can't go on anymore, just know that Pavement Bee has it worse.

pavementbee

...leave this here.

lemmejust

bunny,dance,stripper,acid tester

In his racist (or was it instead, or partially, sexual-insecurity based) rant, the soon-to-be former owner of the Clippers, Donald Sterling, also suggests that the nation of Israel is racist toward black people, similar to racism black people in the U.S. faced before the Civil Rights Act of 1963 was passed. I think this accusation is worth investigating, and, if true, the corrupt Israeli government MUST BE PRESSURED INTO ENSURING THAT ALL ISRAELI CITIZENS, REGARDLESS OF RACE, BE GRANTED EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO SUCCEED IN ISRAELI SOCIETY! Please also note that I am not saying that Jews are racist, but that the corrupt Israeli government has a lot to answer for, similar to other corrupt national governments like those of Uganda, Iran, and, yes, the United States of America. I'm also not denying that Sterling is a racist piece of crap because he is. But there's more going on than just his racism here. I also think Sterling leaked this himself to accelerate any sales of the Clippers so he can offload them as quick as possible to retire as quick as possible, and really does not care what the public thinks of him.

donaldsterlingisraelracism

no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,donald sterling,clippers,israel,racism,segregation,nba,leak,corruption

HO HO

SNIPERISSHIT

u just got peeped!!!!!! // HO HO // Aargh

sniper dota 2,dota 2

Just because there's a deadly tornado outside your studio, it doesn't mean you gotta stop groovin'.

basementnowbasementnow

tornado,weatherman,news,parody,Bee Gees,disco,natural disaster

I just saw Frozen today and I couldn't help but think of this.

annapunchhans

Frozen,F-Zero,Super Smash Bros,Super Smash Bros.

Haha! DOntcha Just Love em!!!!!!

animalmemes

meme cultural segments,meow hehe,meow,dog,cat,creatures,animal beings,the creatures within,meme,troll user types,bot program routine,system joke routine identifier,popularization efficiency maximizer,automatic bandwagon jumper

when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

rpg

so that stapler from office space actually belonged to milton right and lumburg just thought it was a company stapler for some reason?

Just a suggestion.

YTMNDFIX

fix ytmnd,bug,new feature,I slept with the principal's daughter

the scene in the matrix where the bad guy knows that when he puts steak in his mouth it's just the matrix telling him that he was molested as a child.

johnmarkus

chocolate rambo for christmas

plus, are you just going to let Lord Scilbrith play siege to Dopenshire?

not-today

NOT TODAY // //

coke,coke zero,video games,gaming

I thought of this when I was just sitting down.

havethatgirlgetpomfed

pomf,Rock that shit homie

OH COSMOS YOU SO EASY TO TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT

tiedhnath

just imagine,some bastard is gonna try and use this as a defense in criminal court,watch out we got a badass over here,hey guys remember that meemee,tiedhnath

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

Just......... -_-

mercedes

chicken

just for fun

thisonetimeindisney

Disney

James Hellwig, a.k.a. the Ultimate Warrior or just Warrior died.

JamesHellwig

ANOTHER // DEAD // WRESTLER

Ultimate Warrior,Warrior,Dingo Warrior,steroids,drug abuse,rip,Homosexual

Just for lulz

IDKMYBFFGWEN

// TWITTER LITERATURE KLASSICS KREW //

BEEEETS

comradequest

just BEET it // //

batman and robin know how to party hard

bat-party

batman,robin,sex,party,bumming,rape,donkies,adam,west,adam west

Prank Star Brady's personal site

dialprankstar69

YOU // JUST GOT // PRANKED

There was no that thing here, so I just created it for lulz

pfudor

PINK FLUFFY // UNICORN DANCING // ON RAINBOW

brony,pony,fluffy

eender hinder heender

ShrodingersCat

anime,hellsing,der jockel gartenteichspringbrunnen,Jakob Bienenhalm,hitler,nazi,jews,fuck the jews, I swear to god if jesus comes back on the second coming and he isnt adolf hitler I am going to be as pissed as a human being can I will literally rip his fucking top buns off i mean seriously why the fuck would that dumb jew ass bastard not do that that horrible dead baby fucking nigger cunt bitch faggot i just want him to stop like all those fucking crazy asshole niggers who beleive in him and just so goddamn awful anyways i hope you enjoyed this fucking beautiful masterpiece you beta neckbeard faggot twelve year olds,dumb bitch,the almighty loaf,top bun

Sad trombone just fits too much here.

sadbikefail

bike,fail,sad,trombone,wa wa wa wa,jump,ramp,reddit

Does a rebus like this (think "Comma Comma Down Doobie Dew Down Down") count as Dew Army if nothing's blatantly misheard? I thought there was already a "Wuki Wuki" YTMND in existence that used the line "be the Wookiee just for me", but I guess not. Woo is the raccoon deuteragonist from the webcomic Sandra and Woo.

wookieewookiee

rebus,star wars,wookiee,sandra and woo,chewbacca,woo,wuki wuki,jenny rom,dancemania

For some reason the song clip came to mind for opera. It actually is sampling musicals. YTMND, a wonder of all the world. The rest just sort of fell together.

wonder-of-all-the-world

Near reality simulator. // //

severedheads,wonder,world,opera,Max Caesar,Max,one star,YTMND,theater,Severed Heads

I couldn't have just edited the old site because it had the old codename in the domain...

scales

Master Snake // //

VOTE 5

just another Friday

discobrian

Windows XP is dying April 8. While this is probably a good thing as everyone else stopped supporting it years ago, there was just something inherently FUN about Windows XP, and it will be missed.

yourfinalrestingday

you will be missed // //

windows,,xp,end of life cycle,microsoft