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I feel like a real cowboy, because I have mace.

macecowboy

// I feel like a // real cowboy

mace,cowboy,wwe,kurt+angle,yippee+ki-yay,pepper+spray

That's right, you should put it up your ass

cdupyourass

cd,ass,up your ass,lego,lego world,put the cd,the cd,CD,Up your ass,Ass

i have no idea

koolkidsklu

I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

rhysneedscowbell

NEEDS // MORE // COWBELL

You have a visitor

wouldliketotalktoyou

Wasn't it surprising how Primer Impacto still looked old in 2013? It was the last year where they have used the 2004 studio look.

PrimerImpacto2013

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danocool

I AM DANO // I HAVE ASS // NICE

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clicktodelete

You have deleted all pictures // //

20th YTMND :D Now I have as many as Max!

IACMOTCM

I Am Connor // McLeod Of The Clan // McLeod.com

IACMOTCM,Highlander,Christopher Lambert,4th corner

I have an EX and PT lock.

exandptlock

OMG Secret EX and PT Lock // //

Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

AnneAdabelleMabel

// // Anne!

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From random knobs the videogame

Fakearchie

You mortal fool // I have your pasta // Go to your mom

Knobs

I do not have more audio left, so I had done this.

wtfwhatihaddone

HTTP 404: Lloviant Not Found // (EX and PT) //

Since January 7, 2025, an ongoing series of 23 catastrophic wildfires have affected the Los Angeles metropolitan area and surrounding regions. The fires have been exacerbated by drought conditions, low humidity, and hurricane-force Santa Ana winds, which in some places have reached 100 miles per hour (160 km/h; 45 m/s). As of January 14, 2025, the wildfires have killed at least 25 people, forced nearly 180,000 to evacuate, and destroyed or damaged more than 12,401 structures. Most of the damage has been done by the two largest fires: the Palisades Fire in Pacific Palisades and the Eaton Fire in Altadena. They are likely the second and fourth most destructive fires in California's history, respectively. DEI: Statistically, there is ZERO chance that the three very best candidates for LAFD fire chief would all be lesbians. Kristina Crowley Fire Chief Salary: $439K , Kristina Kepner Assist Chief Salary: $264K , Kristine Larson Equity Chief Salary: $399K . Only around 13.9% of firefighters are women, fewer than 2% of those women are lesbians, and under 6% of fire chiefs are female. Statistically speaking, it’s extremely unlikely that three top candidates for chief would all be lesbians—let alone that one would also be black—and the odds are slimmer still if they all share the name Kristin. LA Mayor-Karen Bass (She demanded millions of dollars to be cut from the fire department but did fill it up with DEI) : Are All Democrat Liberals Who Are Responsible for This. Let's Repeat After Me- Vote DEI, You DIE. “This is why some of y'all states be getting hurricanes, that's all Imma say. I swear to God I'm gonna f**k you up, get away from me! I'm sick of you! Burn you're f**king hats mother****r. I'm really sad. I swear to god I'm really sad,” - Cardi B (After Trump's election win, she displayed her Hollywood elite mindset... You get what You deserve).

CaliforniaWildfire

Got Beaches ! ! ! ! // ( But No Water ! ! ) // Burn , Baby ! Burn !

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lostmyfiddie

Dont bend the brim // Dont dont bend the brim // Where my fitted at

Name: Mary Hard , Age: 34 , Height: 5'6" (172 CM) , Weight: 165 lbs , Hair Color: Brown , Eye Color: Green , Cup Size: H , Hobbies: Clothes Shopping & Dressing Up Bella , About: Mary has been single for the past eighteen years of her life after she was heart broken at a young age by her first love, Amanda Long. She gave birth to two of Amanda's children. One while they were dating and one after a one night stand with Amanda a year later. However, she never let Amanda know about either pregnancy and raised the two girls on her own. , Sex Life: Until she met Bella, Mary had not had sex since her second child was conceived. She spent her time while single fantasizing about being with barely legal futanari teens. Mary's biggest turn on is the feeling of a small, soft cock growing hard in her mouth. Her second greatest fantasy would be getting ass fucked by a futanari girl with an incredibly large dick. Her other interests include role-playing, golden showers, and cuckold. , Misc: Mary has been very insecure about the size of her penis and foreskin as well as her enlarged clitoris for her whole life. , Flaccid Penis Size L: 8 inches (21 CM) , Flaccid Penis Size G: 8.6 inches (22 CM) , Erect Penis Size L: 12.2 inches (32 CM) , Erect Penis Size G: 11 inches (29 CM) , Semen Output: Average 80 OZ . PLAYFUTA (MARCH 2000)

MaryHard

// // ARG

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HOW COULD YOU, KAROL G!

myriamandkarolg

SHAME ON YOU // KAROL G!!! //

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YTMNDS currently created have less and less stars.

zerostars

0 stars?! // That is misfortunes! //

Woe To Me,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,I Am Unlucky

Have you heard of this book? I had published it in late 2021 and I am not a YTMND user then. You can find it there: https://www.mediafire.com/file/se8343h20rpy5ay/The_Rascal.epub/file At least I did not bitch everything up...

takesmeback

The Death is there, too. // https://bit.ly/3BMMGbt //

The Story Behind That Viral 'SNL' Skit of Donald Trump with Dancing Chickens: 'Horrifying and Amazing' A 2004 Saturday Night Live skit that shows President Donald Trump spoofing his love of selling anything with his name on it, even if it means being surrounded by people in chicken suits, is back in the spotlight. The fake commercial features Trump at the height of his fame as The Apprentice host wearing a bright yellow suit hawking “Donald Trump’s House of Wings.” Despite having aired as a part of the April 2004 episode that Trump hosted, the sketch was not in SNL DVDs that include the episode, according to previous Inside Edition and CNN reports. At the time, the clip was also missing from the episode on Hulu, according to Inside Edition. The sketch previously made headlines in 2015, during Trump's presidential campaign

HouseofWings

// // The Don

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spitonastranger

IT'S // SUCK // A MYSTERY!

space shuttles should come back

houstonwehaveaproblem

HOUSTON // WE HAVE // A PROBLEM

Houston,NASA

It's also 2 days before my birthday

twodaysbeforebday

one year ago I loved TF2 // This year I love POSTAL 2 // But I will forever love YTMND

GTA IV,POSTAL 2,1 YEAR

If you see it, open your eyes. Don't keep them closed. There is an epidemic in this country. Too many people have their eyes wide shut.

eyeswideshut

Eyes Wide Shut // //

u have been trolled!

uhavebentrololololed

rape!!! // rape?? // RAPE!!!!!!!!

My limbs are weak and my heart is tired, A painful death I cannot deny. It comes so soon, I have no more breath, My time to die, I cannot defy. My last glimpse of life was quite unfair, I cannot find answer through my pain. My sight is blurred as I lay there, I feel the chill of death, again and again. The pain was great, deep and profound, My memories and dreams lost in dying. The numbness of my soul, no sound, My life slipping away, I'm still trying. Please take away all this misery, Hold me tight and be true. These are my last dying wishes, Before I pass through the dark blue.

creepyisfun

creepy

How come shows like Mission Hill and the Oblongs still get a lot of attention to this day while this obscure gem keeps getting pushed around? Also did you know that the woman in that Gap commercial with Daft Punk played the girl that blonde dude fell in love with in this?

doyouevergeterections

Have you tried // just... // pinching it?

Free for All,Sex Talk,Cartoon,Information

lolol i dont have the power

ICANTDOITCAPTAIN

I JUST CONT DEW ET COPTON // I DENT HOV THA // POWAR!!

NEED MORE POWER!

Could you please talk more about the evidence you have to support this?

ryanallen

Evidence? // //

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