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お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

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I got this video from our king Pink Guy on youtube, lord bless him.

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LOL!

clevermetajoke

VOTE 5

See, the joke is that the original UNNECESSARILYLONGAUDIOTMND uses the whole song from a fad instead of just a sample and speeds it up, so the PTKFGS version uses a much shorter clip of the fad sample and slows it down

elmo's dark passenger needs soothing.

darkpassenger

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piglu

Inside joke

Inside joke from own camera

2016 Lando is not funny jokes on the fucking gay internet

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and well if it didn't start on ytmnd

LOL!

animator

VOTE 5

Harry Potter VI (III in the US)

This might not be a joke

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YTMND is dead

congrats to you for listenning through this disney shit to make that.

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yo toss da raccoon

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raccoon, blue ball,ball,blue,i dunno,some bullshit

Kevin Rose's Raccoon Toss: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/kevin-roses-raccoon-toss

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standards!

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Mister Napalm (check his fb page, he's amazing!!! ;D)

dumb joke

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/kazakhstan/10222945/Mysterious-pentagram-spotted-in-Kazakhstan-desert.html

I was watching an episode of "Head of the Class" and they said Mr. Moore (Howard Hesseman) was from Weesur, Idaho (pronounced like Weezer). There is a real city called that in Idaho, but it is spelled Weiser. Someone called him the "Geezer from Weesur". I fell asleep during the episode, and had a dream I made this YTMND, so here it is.

weiseridaho

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Weezer's 1994 self-title "Blue Album", edited with heads of characters from "Head of the Class", including Mr. Moore.

Fat Nigger Retard Doesn't Laugh At Funny Jokes

fatniggeretard

Fat Nigger Retard Doesn't Laugh At Funny Jokes

he doesn't like them

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This is a gif that makes fun of a character from the show The Office

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Dwight Schrute,Identity Theft,Identity Theft isnt a joke jim,The Office

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/394839092307201716/

and so I just smoked kief

youcanthandletherodeoburger

the hunt for blue cheese crumbles

oh boy

oh yuck

An old YouTube classic. All credit for content goes to its respective owners.

niggerzbop

niggerz,bop

Google images of YouTube videos

Damn, that gurl is such a ho-rmel!

whormel

WHORMEL,SPAM,SAUSAGES,YOUR THE MAN NOW HOT DOG,YTMNHD,zavan,U DON'T SAY HAM U SAY SPAM SPAM IS REAL SPICED HAM

Spam

Cooking Weiners

GG, guys!

Possumreaction

SantabotAI,Moon Man,Pilleater,suzanne

RDJ

Carly Rae Jepsen's awesome new album!

carlyraejepsen

KACEN THE JOINT,VENETIAN SNARES,CASIN' THE JOINT,FARLEY YAY PEPFUN,I HAVE CUT OFF YOUR MEDS AND SLID DOWN YOUR BOAT CUZ YOUR A RUNT!,BARLEY GAE STEPSON

Kacen the

Joints

I found this mellow little country western song I made in 2008 about the Maury Povich Pickle Girl...enjoy! For fans of Venetian Snares and Stunt Rock...snort some Meth and enjoy!

afraidofdrewpickles

MAURY POVICH,PICKLE GIRL,DREW PICKLES ARE RUINING MY LIFE,AFRAID OF DREW PICKLES,VENETIAN SNARES,STUNT ROCK,DOORMOUSE,NIPPLEFUCK!,THE 40 YEAR OLD PICKLE,PICKLEARAPE,BREAKCORE WILL NEVER DIE

Maury Picklevich

Pickle Cat

ayy lmao im blue

ayyimblue

blue,da,ba,dee,funny,moonman,swag,meme,trend

Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)

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blueoceanfloor

Blue Ocean V19

ocean

This one time in Band Camp, I farted so hard that my balls exploded. Everything turned out OK thanks to Thom Skanks, who performed Emergency Testicle Re-attachment Surgery on me in front of the whole camp! We learned to fish, tie a knot and re-attach exploded nuts all in one crazy weekend I will never forget!

canyoufartsohardyourballsexplode

CAN YOU FART SO HARD YOUR BALLS EXPLODE?,MANSWERS,BOMB RANKS,SHIT ONMEE,THOM SKANKS,EXTREMELY LOUD FARTS: THE MOVIE,EXTREMELY LOUD & INCREDIBLY CLOSE 2: FART HARDER

Extremely Loud Farts: The Movie

Well, can they?!?

JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!!

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