?Max reacts to the users currently populating ytmnd |
Godot |
(4.29) |
5,860 |
2012-10-24 |
description:
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sound origin:
respect
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?Who Shot J.R.? |
madDogSoldier |
(3.50) |
3,781 |
2012-12-03 |
description:
Hagman died on November 23, 2012, at Medical City Dallas Hospital in Dallas following complications from throat cancer. In a statement to the Dallas Morning News, Hagman's family said: "Larry's family and close friends had joined him in Dallas for the Thanksgiving holiday. When he passed, he was surrounded by loved ones. It was a peaceful passing, just as he had wished for." The New York Times described him as "one of television's most beloved villains".
Actress Linda Gray, who played Sue Ellen Ewing on Dallas, called Hagman her "best friend for 35 years", and was at his bedside when he died, her agent told the BBC. In a statement, she said: "He was the Pied Piper of life and brought joy to everyone he knew. He was creative, generous, funny, loving and talented and I will miss him enormously. He was an original and lived life to the fullest."
Actor Patrick Duffy, who played Bobby Ewing on Dallas, was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, he said: "Friday I lost one of the greatest friends ever to grace my life. The loneliness is only what is difficult, as Larry’s peace and comfort is always what is important to me, now as when he was here. He was a fighter in the gentlest way, against his obstacles and for his friends. I wear his friendship with honor."
Actress Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing Cooper on Dallas, referred to Hagman as her surrogate uncle and father, who was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, she said: "At seventeen years old my life took a turn that one could only dream of. I was cast as Lucy Ewing in the iconic show Dallas. Dallas was so much more than a television phenomenon to me. It was my family. I grew up with a mentally ill single mother raising me and no father figure in my life. I lived on my own in an apartment from the age of fifteen. I remember the day I met the force of nature that is Larry Hagman like it was yesterday. (It was actually 35 years ago). My Uncle Larry became the father figure that I so needed and longed for. He taught me how to be professional, work hard but have fun at the same time, and how to respect the opportunities I was blessed to have been given. He was very protective because I was so young, but also expected the best from me on the set of Dallas. He was one of the best actors the world has ever known. To me he will always be my Uncle Larry. I am so so very sad, but cherish the lifetime of memories I have with him.
keywords:
Dallas,JR,throat cancer,texas,ewing,j.r.,Larry Hagman,who shot,villain,patrick duffy
sound origin:
Youtube to mp3 converter
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?Pixel Hotdog |
coldshadow31 |
(4.13) |
8,649 |
2013-03-17 |
description:
If Lulinternet and OneyNG were to have a baby, this is what you'd experience.
All copyrights, songs, likenesses, other bullshit, etc... reserved ty their respective artists. I just wanted to put these two things together. Chris and Lacey, if you want me to take this down, just send the admins or myself an email. If you don't, I hope you enjoy the mashup of you two that I put on this site. :)
keywords:
oneyng,lulinternet,lacey,micallef,chris,o'neill,gif,pixelfags,hotdog,pixel,animation,coldshadow31,hell,hellbenders,leo,satan,food,glasses,sean,kiely,seankiley
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7yFZtXj42o
oneyng.newgrounds.com
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?Moon Man Doesn't Respect Women |
fetcher |
(3.80) |
1,062 |
2013-03-27 |
description:
Moon man hates women.
keywords:
KKK,Moon Man
sound origin:
MMAA 3/27/13
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?Youtube, Your Privacy, and Profitability -- Guess ... |
mercwithmouth |
(4.41) |
15,288 |
2013-11-07 |
description:
Youtube, Your Privacy, and Profitability -- Guess Which One Google Respects Most? Very lately, Google has been making many changes to its video website, Youtube. But, these changes really tend to erode your privacy as a look at their Terms of Service from 2011, compared to their forced integration of GooglePlus, tends to show.
keywords:
google, google+,GooglePlus,Youtube,Privacy,Forced GooglePlus,Forced Google+,Terms of Service,Irony,monopoly,crass greed
sound origin:
Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase theme song -- 'It's All About The Money'
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?women are stupid |
ismellpussy |
(2.38) |
467 |
2013-11-30 |
description:
and i dont respect them
keywords:
u8ji
sound origin:
hmpiol
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?* Minimum Respect * |
strofka |
(2.00) |
1,079 |
2014-01-15 |
description:
Minimum Respect. Avant-propos. Lu par Strofka
keywords:
philippe muray,poésie,strofka
sound origin:
Philippe Muray
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?Zavoz DeGole |
Kacen |
(3.63) |
965 |
2014-04-13 |
description:
Zavoz DeGole was a mysterious sorcerer in the Zonelaham, respected for his ability to detect Pineapple SpringUps with cunning accuracy. Pineapple SpringUps were instances in Fiji in which Pineapples suddenly appeared in greater numbers than usual.
keywords:
Zavoz DeGole
sound origin:
Zavoz DeGole
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?Activate the Cage |
brownzerg |
(3.00) |
756 |
2015-10-07 |
description:
Nic Cage gif to music
keywords:
Nicholas Cage,80s retro,Creepy Nicholas Cage,Garth Knight
sound origin:
Garth Knight is a retro electro artist, pretty awesome.
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?(nsfw) (NSFW CLASSICS) The Niggerz Bop |
lucask |
(3.20) |
3,465 |
2015-10-17 |
description:
An old YouTube classic. All credit for content goes to its respective owners.
keywords:
niggerz,bop
sound origin:
Kids Bop
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?surely you are all my friends |
iagaX |
(3.00) |
699 |
2016-01-15 |
description:
It was a harrowing story of how one man made peace with one nation.
keywords:
salute, ,friendship,mutual respect,admiration,winning,champion
sound origin:
To human misery
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?I don't troll anymore (Read Description) |
DougFukkie |
(3.00) |
1,031 |
2016-03-27 |
description:
I know some of my pals still troll and that's fine it's your choice but keep me out of your escapades. Respect my choice and I'll respect yours.
keywords:
DougFukkie,Troll,Troll Hunter,photo edit,Santabot,trolls,Sabaton,Gott Mit Uns,Gott Mit Uns (Swedish Version),Carolus Rex,Power Metal
sound origin:
Sabaton - Gott Mit Uns (Swedish Version)
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?Bob-omb Sells Out |
gendark01 |
(4.00) |
1,175 |
2016-05-15 |
description:
Bob-omb sells out to Reebok. Garth acknowledging how sad that is.
keywords:
reebok,garth,bob-omb
sound origin:
Garth, Wayne's World.
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?RACINGTOGET3000SITESBEFOREYTMNDSHU... |
DarthWang |
(3.50) |
1,885 |
2016-09-02 |
description:
KHANTMND: Still the best fad ever, even if YTMND shuts down its amazingness will allow it to live on because that's how good it is
keywords:
Gene,Wilder,The,Candyman,Can,Willy,Wonka,and,Chocolate,Factory,Khan,KHANTMND,Best fad ever in the history of history and when famous celebrities die they get KHAN tributes because that's the most respectful way to honor them with the best fad ever in the history of ever
sound origin:
Same
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?Locke5 loses a fan after desecrating the mother of ... |
SusanTrepid |
(4.18) |
2,900 |
2016-09-23 |
description:
EPIC DOMAIN GRAB while paying homage to the mother of the MP3 Suzanne Vega. It was just wrong for Locke5 to cause anti-Suzanne drama without showing respect to anybody else with the name Susan, or any other name similar to that. We YTMND users depend on the MP3 file format for audio in YTMND sites, and Suzanne Vega is very hurt by any all this anti-Suzanne drama on YTMND. Even the ECU Pirates feel desecrated by abusive copyfraud claims on YouTube. I thought about using Leonard Cohen and Goatse as themes for this site, but I felt that the mother of the MP3 Susanne Vega was a more important reason to make Susanna references in this case.
keywords:
Suzanne,JohnnyLurg,Locke5,Suzanne Vega,Intrepid YTMND Alliance,YTMND
sound origin:
Left Of Center
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?Locke Like Five Egyptians |
SusanTrepid |
(4.65) |
1,719 |
2016-09-29 |
description:
I think JohnnyLurg mentioned Susanna Hoffs on purpose just to piss off Locke5. Locke5 never had much respect for anybody with a Suzanne-like name.
keywords:
Susanna,Hoffs,Suzanne,Locke5,JohnnyLurg,Bangles,Walk Like An Egyptian
sound origin:
The Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian
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?RIP Leonard Cohen |
SusanTrepid |
(4.06) |
3,136 |
2016-11-10 |
description:
RIP Leonard Cohen 1934-2016. This is a real RIP site, no goatse this time! This is NOT a funny matter. and this is a WARNING to Locke5, if he downvotes, or says insulting comments, then that means he is desecrating Cohen's grave, so SHOW SOME RESPECT!!!!!!!!! Suzanne was one of Cohen's best know songs, but I chose to use Hallelujah as the background music instead.
keywords:
Leonard Cohen,RIP,Suzanne,SUPREMO,INTREPDITY,Intrepid YTMND Alliancfe,Intrepid YTMND Alliance,Hallelujah
sound origin:
Hallelujah
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?(nsfw) partyy mouse curb-stomps Locke5 for dese... |
SusanTrepid |
(3.71) |
1,614 |
2016-11-11 |
description:
partyy mouse is INTREPID! Despite partyy mouse preferring new jack swing over folk music., she still has respect for Leonard Cohen, and people named Suzanne hahahaahahaha RIP Leonard Cohen 1934-2016
keywords:
partyy mouse,Leonard Cohen,Suzanne,SUPREMO,INTREPIDITY,Intrepid YTMND Alliance
sound origin:
partyy mouse
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?Irma Doesn't Respect |
airbud |
(3.67) |
509 |
2017-09-10 |
description:
Irma doesn't respect a fool.
keywords:
irma
sound origin:
Star Trek TNG: Rightful Heir
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?rip lil peep |
mandrills |
(3.67) |
1,215 |
2017-11-16 |
description:
https://soundcloud.com/slpytmsh/sets/rip
massive respect to you
ppl out there DONT DO DRUGS and DONT DRINK SODA DAILY
keywords:
lilpeep,trap,emo
sound origin:
alienshrine
https://soundcloud.com/alienshrine
https://soundcloud.com/alienshrine
https://soundcloud.com/alienshrine
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?Chibita is fucking sexy |
Aisterion |
(2.00) |
236 |
2018-02-23 |
description:
Chibita is the best Osomatsu character. I want to respect him. Here it is. My magnum opus.
keywords:
chibita,osomatsu kun
sound origin:
Osomatsu-kun ED: Osomatsu Ondo
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?Evil Knight Rider Stares Into Your Soul |
tenantennae |
(4.00) |
956 |
2018-04-22 |
description:
The terrifying glare of Garthe, Michael Knight's evil "twin"!
keywords:
knight rider,garthe,hasselhoff
sound origin:
.
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?Suzanne Vega performs on American Idol |
MotherOfTheMP3 |
(4.39) |
5,332 |
2018-04-26 |
description:
EPIC DOMAIN GRAB on this American Idol parody, although the GIF itself displays it as "American Idle". This site I made is educational, and illustrates the drama that occurs when FREE ENTERTAINMENT activism gets advertised. This site is an edited version of an old flash cartoon from Newgrounds that was about Gary Brolsma and Numa Numa, but instead includes singer/songwriter Suzanne Vega, whom is known as "mother of the MP3", and even this site itself uses an MP3 file for it's audio, so respect and honor is key to this. This site has a storyline with American Idol judges Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell. This site features a sample of the song Tom's Diner, the song used to aid development of the MP3 file format. For shits and giggles, I even included some subtle Leonard Cohen references (but not Goatse references, since that would have made this NSFW). I also made some references to the new jack swing music genre since the DNA remix of Tom's Diner gave the NJS sound to an a cappella Suzanne Vega song, and also note that Paula Adbul made some new jack swing tracks back in the day, and it seems like Simon Cowell doesn't like the mother of the MP3 hence his preference to have rusty nails shoved into his ears.
keywords:
American Idol,mother,of,the,MP3,Suzanne,Vega,FREE ENTERTAINMENT,Tom's Diner
sound origin:
Tom's Diner, or the song used to aid development of the MP3 file format
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?Oil steady near multi-year highs as U.S. drilling rises |
jimmyshackleton |
(1.00) |
996 |
2018-05-14 |
description:
LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices steadied below 3-1/2 year highs on Monday as resistance emerged in Europe and Asia to U.S. sanctions against major crude exporter Iran, while rising U.S. drilling pointed to higher North American production.
Brent crude LCOc1 was up 15 cents at $77.27 a barrel by 1130 GMT. U.S. light crude oil was up 5 cents at $70.75.
Both oil futures contracts hit their highest since November 2014 last week at $78 and $71.89 a barrel respectively as markets anticipated a sharp fall in Iranian crude supply once U.S. sanctions bite later this year.
It is unclear how hard U.S. sanctions will hit Iran’s oil industry. A lot will depend on how other major oil consumers respond to Washington’s action against Tehran, which will take effect in November.
China, France, Russia, Britain, Germany and Iran all remain in the nuclear accord that placed controls on Iran’s nuclear programme and led to a relaxation of economic sanctions against Iran and companies doing business there.
Some oil analysts have said they expect Iranian crude exports to fall by as little as 200,000 barrels per day (bpd), while others put the figure closer to 1 million bpd.
Michael Wittner, analyst at Societe Generale, forecasts U.S. sanctions will remove 400,000-500,000 bpd of Iranian crude from the global oil market.
“In 2012 the reduction in Iranian crude production and exports was around 1 million bpd,” Wittner said. “This time around, we expect much less of an impact.”
Greg McKenna, chief market strategist at futures brokerage AxiTrader, says it is still “far from certain” that sanctions “will bite in the way intended”.
“Germany has said it will protect its companies from U.S. sanctions, Iran has said French oil giant Total (TOTF.PA) has yet to pull out of its fields and all the while it seems the Chinese are ready to fill the void created by the U.S.”
The surge in oil prices comes at a time of tight supply amid record Asian demand and voluntary output restraint by the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and non-OPEC producers including Russia.
On Monday, however, markets were held in check by news of a rise in U.S. drilling for new oil production.
U.S. drillers added 10 oil rigs in the week to May 11, bringing the total to 844, the highest level since March 2015, energy services firm Baker Hughes said on Friday.
“Soaring U.S. shale output will continue to put a cap on prices,” said Hussein Sayed, chief market strategist at futures brokerage FXTM.
keywords:
news,oil,US,drilling
sound origin:
news
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?The YTMND comeback has one weakness |
AwesomeBob |
(3.20) |
765 |
2020-04-18 |
description:
Sorry max but by late 2021 this site is a goner.
keywords:
ytmnd,return,social distancing,hand sanitizer,face masks,sheltering in place,forgot poland
sound origin:
Axel F to pay respects
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?Norse Alphabet Study Song |
Queefmaster |
(3.50) |
733 |
2020-04-28 |
description:
The Elder Futhark, Elder Fuþark, Older Futhark, Old Futhark or Germanic Futhark is the oldest form of the runic alphabets. It was a writing system used by Germanic tribes for Northwest Germanic dialects in the Migration Period, the dates of which are debated among scholars. Runic inscriptions are found on artifacts, including jewelry, amulets, plateware, tools, weapons, and, famously, runestones, from the 2nd to the 8th centuries.
In Scandinavia, beginning from the late 8th century, the script was simplified to the Younger Futhark, and the Anglo-Saxons and Frisians extended Elder Futhark, which eventually became the Anglo-Saxon futhorc. Anglo-Saxon futhorc and the Younger Futharks remained in use during the Early and the High Middle Ages respectively. Knowledge of how to read the Elder Futhark was forgotten until 1865, when it was deciphered by Norwegian scholar Sophus Bugge.[
keywords:
futhark,alphabet,bouncy,study,tutor,norse,blonde,heilung,in maidja,in maidjan,viking
sound origin:
Heilung - In Madjin
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?Wilford Brimley is dead. |
agentaxiom |
(2.43) |
687 |
2020-08-01 |
description:
All respect to the man, the myth, and the beetis.
keywords:
wilford brimley,is,dead,beetus,beetis
sound origin:
Youtube
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?Dancing with meat |
Validusername |
(3.00) |
308 |
2021-10-04 |
description:
A "lady" dancing with meat? unaccetable, i respect liking to eat meat but dancing? Insane
sound origin:
Vvm lady in red
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?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
1,158 |
2022-01-28 |
description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
keywords:
moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk
sound origin:
"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic
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?Well-Respected Man |
EconPrazedNoahBear19 |
(1.67) |
485 |
2022-02-26 |
description:
WHO IS HE?!?
keywords:
storybook weaver
sound origin:
Shotgun Willy - Respected Man (feat. Yung Craka)
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