Picard is a Pervert! [Long Audio - Listen!]
Created on: September 2nd, 2005
Picard is a Pervert! [Long Audio - Listen!]
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September 2nd, 2005
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WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!!!!! YES YES YES! lmao! Wonderful clip!!
September 2nd, 2005
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wow
September 2nd, 2005
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LOL! Is this for real?
September 2nd, 2005
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O_O
September 2nd, 2005
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rofl what the hell
September 2nd, 2005
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I've seen it all. It isn't good 1'd!
September 2nd, 2005
(1)
You live alone and you've never seen Star Trek?
September 2nd, 2005
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OMG. This has to be the funniest dialogue I've heard in a while.
September 2nd, 2005
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OMG
September 2nd, 2005
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WIN! haha "Ive seen everything....... Ive seen it all"
September 2nd, 2005
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Ha ha, that other guy sounds a little creeped out.
September 2nd, 2005
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hahahahaha
September 2nd, 2005
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lol f*cking hilarious
September 2nd, 2005
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I lol'd every time he said "I can see everything"
September 2nd, 2005
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WTF????
September 2nd, 2005
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IM RIDING MY BIKE, BUT YOUR CLOTHES ARE OFF!
September 2nd, 2005
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I have to ask again: Is this dialogue real, or performed by someone who does a stunning Patrick Stewart impression?
March 3rd, 2008
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It's a comedy.
September 2nd, 2005
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That REALLY is Patrick Stewart on the show Extras. Extras is a really great show by the guy that made 'The Office' (The Original British Version) Check it out.
September 2nd, 2005
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I rode away.....on the grass
September 2nd, 2005
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Ah, thanks. I wanted to know if I should search for a video, because I'd love to see the facial expressions with the dialogue. :D
September 2nd, 2005
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too long, so i wont downvote
September 2nd, 2005
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But of course its only 5 because ive already seen everything
September 2nd, 2005
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/extras/guests/patrick_stewart.shtml
September 2nd, 2005
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5, I will MAKE IT SO
September 2nd, 2005
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brilliance
September 2nd, 2005
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ive seen it all.
September 2nd, 2005
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seriously people, DVD extras don't equate to good ytmnds.
September 2nd, 2005
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ENGAGE!
September 2nd, 2005
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"seriously people, DVD extras don't equate to good ytmnds." It's isnt a DVD extra >.< It's a SHOW with the name 'Extras'...Extras is the name of the show..So way to go on that one slick.
September 2nd, 2005
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Well I was just about to vote this a five, then I search for porn on this site, and I get 1000 hits. Then you know, I've seen everything, I've seen it all.
September 2nd, 2005
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hahahhahaha
September 3rd, 2005
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Apparently I haven't seen everything
September 3rd, 2005
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LoL, but this didnīt make me laugh >:( But thats my fault entirely :(
September 3rd, 2005
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I strongly suggest having adorable Picard playing the background while listening to this. Oh yes... make it so.
September 3rd, 2005
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"seriously people, DVD extras don't equate to good ytmnds." It's isnt a DVD extra >.< It's a SHOW with the name 'Extras'... Even worse then, you stole from a gay TV. One'd for being a douche and bitching when I gave you a 3.
September 3rd, 2005
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WHAT IS THIS?! THIS IS FANTASTIC!
September 3rd, 2005
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Thats f*cking halarious!
September 3rd, 2005
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I can see everything, this YTMND pwns.
September 3rd, 2005
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Hahahaha the ending is the best ever.
September 3rd, 2005
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WE HAVE A WINRAR
September 3rd, 2005
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Picard is a comic genius (dont know his realll name lol!)
September 3rd, 2005
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Is there nudity?
September 3rd, 2005
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That was the greatest audio I've ever heard...
September 3rd, 2005
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Then I ride off.... in the grass
September 3rd, 2005
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horrible. unimaginative.
September 3rd, 2005
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But is he selling erotic cakes?
September 3rd, 2005
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I Loled.
September 3rd, 2005
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Great! too bad it probably isnt real
September 3rd, 2005
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Hahaha, I'll have to show this to my Dad. He loves Star Trek.
September 3rd, 2005
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Yeah it can't possibly be real because the show isn't shown in America, idiot. Also Ricky Gervais for the win. Original Office > US Version
September 3rd, 2005
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It's too late. I've seen everything.
September 3rd, 2005
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ZOMG, nice find! 5/5 fo' sho'.
September 3rd, 2005
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"And this police woman says 'Eh! You can't ride that here' and then her clothes fall off." F'n Priceless. Who cares if it's real. 5/5
September 3rd, 2005
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classic
September 3rd, 2005
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But then it's too late. I've seen everything.
September 3rd, 2005
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wow, that is hilarious for some reason.
September 3rd, 2005
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I think picard is having a bit of fun is all. Yes whether you like it or not he probably has a sense of humor.
September 3rd, 2005
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are you from massassi?
September 3rd, 2005
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you bastard, I had the idea to post this last night
September 3rd, 2005
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Wow....What's up with Patrick Stewart? And he knows who David Beckham and Wayne Rooney are? WTF MAN. FTWLOLZ
September 3rd, 2005
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and I ride off........on the grass
September 3rd, 2005
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You live alone, and you've never seen Star Trek? Good Lord...
September 3rd, 2005
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Haha. Yeah, Patrick Stewart was the guest star in the final episode of Extras.
September 3rd, 2005
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lol. Great stuff, man. Great stuff.
September 3rd, 2005
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5 stars, should of stopped right after the police womans clothes fall off though. The rest kind of dragged.
September 3rd, 2005
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WTF?
September 3rd, 2005
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perverts FTW
September 3rd, 2005
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rofl, wtf
September 3rd, 2005
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"your not married... and you havent got a girlfriend... and you live alone... and you dont watch star trek?" "nno..." "GOOD LORD!?!" ahahahahahaha
September 3rd, 2005
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You win! OMG, I have new found respect in the world.....
September 3rd, 2005
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ROFLMAO! I've seen everything.. XD
September 3rd, 2005
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This is better than we deserve.
September 3rd, 2005
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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDD
September 3rd, 2005
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lol
September 3rd, 2005
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http://tommytallarico.ytmnd.com
September 3rd, 2005
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I SMELL A FAD!
September 3rd, 2005
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"Her clothes fall off?" "Instantly." Haha, best YTMND ever!
September 3rd, 2005
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OMG Win Win ****ing Win
September 3rd, 2005
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OMG PICARD
September 3rd, 2005
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Quality!
September 3rd, 2005
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Funny 3/5
September 3rd, 2005
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JAWESOME "I will make it so"
September 3rd, 2005
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"are you from massassi?" Yes
September 3rd, 2005
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WHAT
September 3rd, 2005
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Haha, that was damn funny. I'll have to look into that show. I like how they make the dialog seem very akward too.
September 3rd, 2005
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XD
September 3rd, 2005
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You're not married, you live alone, and you don't watch Star Trek? LOL
September 3rd, 2005
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I fell off the sofa laughing when that aired. I will try and find somewhere to host that clip so people can see his expressions.
September 3rd, 2005
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If you have HBO in America, this will be airing sometime in October or November. Just FYI...
September 3rd, 2005
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It's the real Patrick Stewert, but it's an act, for those in the dark. WIN.
September 3rd, 2005
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hilarious!
September 3rd, 2005
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FIFEN!
September 3rd, 2005
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oh my god!
September 3rd, 2005
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You're Winner!
September 3rd, 2005
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rofl
September 3rd, 2005
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haha thats classic!
September 3rd, 2005
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Yes! This one is a winner! Best YTMND in awhile, great find!
September 3rd, 2005
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ROFL.
September 3rd, 2005
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A comedy is it? No....I've seen it all.
September 3rd, 2005
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ROFL GG YOU WIN
September 3rd, 2005
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This is hilarious. 5 5 5 5 5 5 55 5 5 5 5 5 55 5 5 5 5 5 55 Would be a great movie, btw.
September 3rd, 2005
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BAHAHAHAHA!!! I watched this on TV the other day... just amazing.... mwahahahahaaa.... ... on the grass.
September 3rd, 2005
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That was awsome! I SEEN IT ALL!
September 3rd, 2005
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Pretty awesome
September 3rd, 2005
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Silly English. We love you. =]
September 3rd, 2005
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Absolutely stunning.
September 3rd, 2005
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And her clothes fall off? ya... ya...
September 3rd, 2005
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good lord...
September 3rd, 2005
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LOL he sees everything! just to think he put down kill bill because he thought it promoted violence against women.
September 3rd, 2005
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rofl especially the james bond reference
September 3rd, 2005
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"it's a comedy, is it?" "..no" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! L - OH - f*ckING - L
September 3rd, 2005
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"And I ride off... On the grass" XD
September 3rd, 2005
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Picard IS a pervert. Proof!
September 3rd, 2005
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God, what are these from?
September 3rd, 2005
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Quality.
September 3rd, 2005
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Audio longer than Ben Hur with a picture that does nothing for the audio and text. Die.
September 3rd, 2005
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Is That Real If It Is...WOW! If Not... Still WOW!
September 3rd, 2005
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Report to the bridge for sex.
September 3rd, 2005
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Naked ladies
September 3rd, 2005
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Is this real? LOL
September 3rd, 2005
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/win!
September 3rd, 2005
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BEST THING EVER
September 3rd, 2005
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XD
September 3rd, 2005
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You not married and don't have a girlfriend? And never watched Star Trek? Good lord.
September 3rd, 2005
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dont worry, inkdrinker has sand in his vagina, even though this was funny there was no skill in creating it
September 3rd, 2005
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It's funny but ytmnd's should be short and sweet not a huge story =P
September 3rd, 2005
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LOL when he said all her clothes fall off, LMAO when he said "I've seen it all." XD
September 3rd, 2005
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YTMND have to be short and sweet huh? I don't really care as long as they're funny and tell you that their long. Like ummmm... this one? 5'd
September 3rd, 2005
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I should have been offended, but I was amused.
September 3rd, 2005
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4 until the last line of dialogue, then a FIVE. This is a funny YTMND, as opposed to a non-funny YTMND.
September 3rd, 2005
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Wow...
September 3rd, 2005
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...Instantly.
September 3rd, 2005
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As soon as I saw this episode of Extras, I thought: "This needs to be a YTMND." I was too lazy, but you're a God for making it.
September 3rd, 2005
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O_O make it so.
September 3rd, 2005
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What the f*ck.
September 3rd, 2005
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ROFL I've got to see that film.
September 3rd, 2005
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funny
September 3rd, 2005
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awesome
September 3rd, 2005
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Greatest moment of Extras. I was crying when I saw it on telly.
September 3rd, 2005
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This gets 6 XDs. XDXDXDXDXDXD
September 3rd, 2005
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I'll never look at him the same again.
September 3rd, 2005
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down with blacks.. i hate black people!!!!! so does picard :) XD
September 3rd, 2005
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I've seen this getting a 5.
September 3rd, 2005
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Their clothes have rotted off! I laughed at everything. I laughed at it all.
September 3rd, 2005
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Lesbians in Iraq?! Lets go! *flee*
September 3rd, 2005
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LOOOOOOOOOL
September 3rd, 2005
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lololololololololooololooolll...zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WAY too long
September 3rd, 2005
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Patrick Stewart has gone senile.
September 3rd, 2005
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You're not married.. you haven't got a girlfriend... and you've never watched Star Trek? No. Good lord.
September 3rd, 2005
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Roflmao !1!!
September 4th, 2005
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LOL WHAT THE f*ck? I was acutually going "what the f*ck?"out loud WHILE laughing at this.
September 4th, 2005
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lol!
September 4th, 2005
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5.......on the grass
September 4th, 2005
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I can't believe the garbage that is put in the top 5 by cheating, and this is about to fall off the front page.
September 4th, 2005
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WIN! But just so you all know.. THIS IS AN ACTED SEQUENCE. He's acting out himself as a nude obsessed person... not real. check out the website that the pic shows and then go to "guests.
September 4th, 2005
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5'd
September 4th, 2005
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Picard is the man.
September 4th, 2005
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God I love Patrick Stewart XD
September 4th, 2005
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LOL. "I ride off... On the grass."
September 4th, 2005
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Holy hell...
September 4th, 2005
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roflmao
September 4th, 2005
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Patrick Stewart rocks.
September 4th, 2005
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LOL WTF? He's a f*cking pervert!
September 4th, 2005
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Is this real??? wow
September 4th, 2005
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ROFL
September 4th, 2005
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lol.... and I've seen everything!
September 4th, 2005
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"It's a comedy is it?" 5'D!!!
September 4th, 2005
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Lol :D, good show
September 4th, 2005
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Good lord!
September 4th, 2005
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AWESOME.
September 4th, 2005
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good god, what is this?! LOL!!!
September 4th, 2005
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XD!!!!
September 4th, 2005
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"I've seen everything." Laughing my*ssoff gently.
September 4th, 2005
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i missed this one on the telly, damn funny.
September 4th, 2005
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this is great.
September 4th, 2005
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Engage
September 4th, 2005
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Wow, I need to see Extras.
September 4th, 2005
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nerds
September 4th, 2005
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ROFLMFAO!
September 4th, 2005
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nerds
September 4th, 2005
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CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD OF THE USS PERVERT
September 4th, 2005
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"I've seen everything"
September 4th, 2005
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2005-09-03 21:05:46 down with blacks.. i hate black people!!!!! so does picard :) XD
September 4th, 2005
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You've just multiplid my appreciation of Picard by 10! He is the man! And and old man too, but such a playa! ROFL. I got to see that show!
September 4th, 2005
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Ok i finished downloading this episode so here's the clip this was from. 10 mb. http://media.putfile.com/Movie297995
September 4th, 2005
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I downloaded the entire series thusfar and it's hilarious. The gay date in the pilot is so awkward and funny.
September 4th, 2005
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hahahaha 5/5 "then her uniform falls off! then I get back on my bike and ride away......in the grass"
September 4th, 2005
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WOW GOOD GAME PICARD NO RE PLEASE>
September 4th, 2005
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hahaha
September 4th, 2005
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Now I've seen it all.....on this website, I mean....
September 4th, 2005
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lol wow. Is this audio legit?
September 4th, 2005
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-1 for not being a 'true' YTMND; +15 for hiarious audio!
September 5th, 2005
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That was awesome
September 5th, 2005
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Best Interview I Ever Heard!
September 5th, 2005
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wow, never saw that side of him! @_@
September 5th, 2005
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then you done good
September 5th, 2005
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Brilliant!!! 5/5
September 5th, 2005
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Now I've seen everything.
September 5th, 2005
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What the hell?!
September 5th, 2005
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ALthough I believe audio is just as important as the picture, this warrents a 4, totally. Best part being "So it's a comedy?" (pause) "No." FOUR/5.
September 5th, 2005
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absoloutely, bang on, fantastic. that was so funny. i love this show ,but i mustve missed that one, damn!
September 5th, 2005
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Sweet jesus, yes.
September 5th, 2005
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XD
September 5th, 2005
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Haha f*ck yes, I knew it, I KNEW IT. 55555
September 5th, 2005
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oh...my god
September 5th, 2005
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How could you not love this
September 5th, 2005
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The best part is when he says "I will make it so" and there's silence.
September 5th, 2005
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LOL, Is this real??
September 6th, 2005
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Rather good.
September 6th, 2005
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XD!!!
September 6th, 2005
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I almost died laughing. Patrick Stewart owns.
September 6th, 2005
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Is there any nudity in it?
September 6th, 2005
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Patrick Steward = WIN!
September 6th, 2005
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That's awesome!
September 6th, 2005
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Good lord...
September 6th, 2005
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Awsome.
September 6th, 2005
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That is freakin' hilarious. I'm still laughing.
September 7th, 2005
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I'm sure this is slightly less funny in context, but either way, WTF?
September 7th, 2005
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ahaha, "counselor troi, please undress. make it so"
September 7th, 2005
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FTW!!!! that was awesome. ive seen everything, ive seen it all
September 7th, 2005
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AGH!
September 7th, 2005
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Awesome!
September 7th, 2005
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ANd I ride off... on the grass.
September 7th, 2005
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Nah it's scripted for sure, but Stewart is a Shakespearian actor and did an awesome job
September 9th, 2005
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Very very funny but not really a YTMND
September 9th, 2005
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O_o Oh Picard...you've really lost your mind. Hah! But I love it!!!
September 9th, 2005
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OMFG 5.
September 10th, 2005
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i can't believe captain jeaaaaaaaaaaan picard would say those vile things
September 10th, 2005
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XD He's perfectly calm about saying that too on televison
September 10th, 2005
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ONE WORD... YAOI!!!
September 10th, 2005
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This is a joke right?? Heh... it's still funny...
September 11th, 2005
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XFD
September 11th, 2005
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That's good old British comedy for you. Better than most of the garbage you Americans watch.
September 11th, 2005
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ROFL
September 13th, 2005
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picard ftw
September 13th, 2005
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ECKS EFFING DEE!!!!
September 15th, 2005
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f*cking GREAT!
September 15th, 2005
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5 FTW!
September 16th, 2005
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!
September 16th, 2005
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Um... yeah. What in the hell was that?
September 17th, 2005
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LOL fukin awesome!
September 18th, 2005
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WTF.
September 22nd, 2005
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f*cking hilarious
September 22nd, 2005
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Hahaha This has persuaded me to watch Extras. For all those people saying "I can't believe he'd say that" - that's the entire point, that's why it's funny!
September 23rd, 2005
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+5 for I've seen everything
September 30th, 2005
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WTF XD XD XD
October 1st, 2005
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"ive seen everything, ive seen it all"
October 1st, 2005
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^5
October 1st, 2005
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Well then, make it so. TNG=win
October 4th, 2005
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LMAO! I've seen it all... I've seen everything.
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