Safety Not Guaranteed
Created on: October 27th, 2005
Safety Not Guaranteed
I have only done this once before
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January 4th, 2006
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funny, but why didn't you make it as a title?
January 4th, 2006
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This reminds me of the Timechasers MST3K. I love it.
January 6th, 2006
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Why haven't I voted for this yet?
January 6th, 2006
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Awesine fubd!
January 6th, 2006
(-1)
That's quite a mullet.
January 7th, 2006
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GTA# YAY
January 7th, 2006
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Lol!
January 9th, 2006
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haha i have that ad as an avatar on a forum :p
January 9th, 2006
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Awesome.
January 9th, 2006
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ROFL
January 10th, 2006
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you're the best.
January 11th, 2006
(-1)
lol wtf? somehow this is depressing and funny at the same time.
January 12th, 2006
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this wins so much
January 14th, 2006
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LOL! Hilarious
January 16th, 2006
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I, MONEY-HAT, NOMINATE THIS FOR HALL OF FAME. Agree? Disagree?
January 16th, 2006
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I GET IT
January 17th, 2006
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agree with money-hat. also - http://napoleonsafetynotguaranteed.ytmnd.com/
January 17th, 2006
(-1)
This YTMND pushes it to the limit.
January 18th, 2006
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forgot to five this
January 19th, 2006
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ill show up with an airsoft handgun and a wwII grenade that doesnt work anymore
January 19th, 2006
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My fave YTMND ever. 6/5
January 21st, 2006
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for great justace
January 21st, 2006
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Can't help but laugh at the critics complaining the materials are old. They act like you have to take the pictures yourself. The pic, song, and ad may be old but this is just great execution. 5
January 21st, 2006
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I vote this best ytmnd ever.
January 22nd, 2006
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you win.
January 23rd, 2006
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I found the truth: http://captainplanettimetraveler.ytmnd.com/
January 23rd, 2006
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Fived for starting that kickass timetravel fad
January 23rd, 2006
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ZOMG !
January 23rd, 2006
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http://safetyapple.ytmnd.com/ fad
January 24th, 2006
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Best Fad evar!
January 24th, 2006
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Did it TWICE now... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/4268253.html "Last guy who answered did not return home with me"!
January 24th, 2006
(-1)
Is this where this ridiculous fad started?
January 24th, 2006
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I have a crowbar, does that count as a weapon? Or do you want me to bring more explosives?
January 24th, 2006
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...Great Scott!
January 25th, 2006
(-1)
Mullet guy and the time travel ad are totally seperate things. Not related. And you do nothing to make them related. It's just "here's a mullet" and "here's an ad." And the ad is years old.
January 25th, 2006
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haha
January 25th, 2006
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actually this sprung a kind of funny fad so 5 instead of 1
January 26th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
January 26th, 2006
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"I have only done this once before" WTF?!
January 27th, 2006
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great, classic
January 27th, 2006
(0)
This deserves to be a real fad
January 27th, 2006
(-1)
Haters: Old... whatever, it's great, don't be mad you didn't post before him, except for one dude. One of my fav fads
January 27th, 2006
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I Don't know why it's funny but it is.
January 27th, 2006
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guy is high on cree-ak
January 28th, 2006
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This is not a joke FTW
January 28th, 2006
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I love you.
January 29th, 2006
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It may be old, but I don't care. That picture + the music = insta-5.
January 29th, 2006
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I would go back with him. And kill Hitler. That is all.
January 29th, 2006
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It occured to me this guy would be some sort of criminal if he was lagit. All his support comming from gullible people in the past.
January 29th, 2006
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OMG Mullet man has infiltrated the Stargate program!!! http://safetystargate.ytmnd.com/
January 29th, 2006
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SomeRandomLoserWhoIsJealous: Hi this is me i am saying i have seen this before. I am really jealous that i never thought of doing this, and as the 9th grade girl that I am I'm jealous and I hate this. Really stop the hate, this is funny crap, and I'v
January 29th, 2006
(-1)
Cento, shut up moron.
January 29th, 2006
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I love this fad and think the original should go into the HALL
January 29th, 2006
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Pwnage
January 29th, 2006
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He looks like Guile except ten times more 1337.
January 29th, 2006
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This is my favorite YTMND and YTMND fad.
January 29th, 2006
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One of YTMNDs best. The simplicity makes it even better. kudos.
January 29th, 2006
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
January 29th, 2006
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Good to see this classic back in the top 5.
January 29th, 2006
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January 29th, 2006
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startreksng.ytmnd.com
January 29th, 2006
(-1)
Die you c*nt
January 29th, 2006
(0)
wow a classic up to top 5, good stuff
January 29th, 2006
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awesome
January 29th, 2006
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You should have kept the address so he could have gotten an army.
January 29th, 2006
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I'm gonna go back to 1457. Anyone care to join?
January 29th, 2006
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:DD
January 29th, 2006
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yay top five! someone should find this guy
January 29th, 2006
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pro
January 29th, 2006
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i Love this so mutch the first time i saw it i let it run 4 abotu 5 min. i couldnt stop lauging my *ss off
January 29th, 2006
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This had become a ultumate YTMND with very much spinoffs :) just Great
January 29th, 2006
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this is def. my favorite right now
January 29th, 2006
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Down voters here have no sense of humor.
January 29th, 2006
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About time this got back in the top 5
January 29th, 2006
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(a) I love that this made it back to front page top 5 again! (b) I love how after he created this, axlbonbach felt there was no need to make ANY MORE YTMNDs... he had created the perfect one! (c) Max, if any YTMND deserved Hall of Fame status, it's this o
January 29th, 2006
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5'd for a mullet
January 30th, 2006
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Always Awesome. Good Job.
January 30th, 2006
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hell yeah the original on the top
January 30th, 2006
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this is so damn good, I have to comment it for a third time, and I'll keep coming back to comment as long as this is still here.
January 30th, 2006
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OMG H4XX WTF IS THIS DOING BACK ON ... oh wait... this is the orig., the "funny" one. nebber mind WD 5'd again
January 30th, 2006
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Back in Top 15, right on!
January 30th, 2006
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I love it
January 30th, 2006
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5'd for the pic; for those who hate on it cuz the ad is old, the guy went to the trouble of making it hilarious and finding a great song
January 30th, 2006
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What is not to love about this?
January 30th, 2006
(-1)
really should be tiled
January 30th, 2006
(0)
haha, nice
January 30th, 2006
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Nice back in the top five on the main page! definitely a true 5* in my book.
January 30th, 2006
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classic!
January 30th, 2006
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Awesome.
January 30th, 2006
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CLASSIC
January 30th, 2006
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holy sh*t, this is solid gold !!!
January 30th, 2006
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i just wish it was tiled and had text... but it is awesome
January 30th, 2006
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you need to put keywords in there so its easier to find, i couldnt find it until it was on the main page
January 30th, 2006
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even though this inspired fad f*cking sucks, this is just fine.
January 30th, 2006
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old news
January 30th, 2006
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AAAHHHHHHH this is the best thing ive ever seen!!!! that guy is my hero
January 30th, 2006
(-1)
This is my favorite fad on YTMND, ever! It's so flexible, epic, and funny! 5'd (duh)I suddenly want to finish playing chrono trigger! I hope it's still in my closet...
January 30th, 2006
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One of the greatest YTMNDs of all time!
January 30th, 2006
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still funny
January 30th, 2006
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how intense would it be to go back in time with him?
January 30th, 2006
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Hey, its good to see this site back on top. Its a matter of time befor we see this bad boy in the HOF!
January 30th, 2006
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PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
January 30th, 2006
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gee effing gee, you win the internet.
January 30th, 2006
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PUSH IT TO THE MULLET!!
January 30th, 2006
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finally top 5, it only took 3 months!
January 30th, 2006
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Where did you get the article (not that I would want to go back in time or anything....)
January 30th, 2006
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Safety not guaranteed ftw!
January 30th, 2006
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ITS BACK! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN AND LOCK YOUR DOORS!
January 30th, 2006
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http://beatthatprinternana.ytmnd.com/
January 30th, 2006
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Thats real return of the mullet rofl :) i love it!
January 30th, 2006
(-1)
good song.
January 30th, 2006
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Let's get this ytmnd a million views. Maybe then mullet man will go back in time to stop batman from passing up picard in views.
January 30th, 2006
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I have always wondered if indeed this was real or not. I would have contacted him if I'd seen that ad.
January 30th, 2006
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The classic returns to claim a top viewed spot again. Well deserved. This should be in the hall of fame.
January 30th, 2006
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I've always liked this and have never bothered to 5/5 it. Well, guess what, Sanchez?
January 31st, 2006
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January 31st, 2006
(-1)
ahhh it made a comback from the depths of ytmnd
January 31st, 2006
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This ytmnd has made a comeback more popular than its first run :D
January 31st, 2006
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i wish i could give this a second 5 =[ comeback-worthy.
January 31st, 2006
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I laugh so hard everytime I see this one. Its just so... brilliant. Good show. haha
January 31st, 2006
(-1)
i dont understand why this is so funny. what is it from?
January 31st, 2006
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this, the original, was ingenious.
January 31st, 2006
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classic. im pushin it to the limit!
January 31st, 2006
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I love this too much. 5 again. http://mikeysafety.ytmnd.com/
January 31st, 2006
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LOL
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As funny as this is it cant be a hall of famer. Hall of famers are ytmnd's that have stood the test of time and are not just lame fad sites that die fast.
January 31st, 2006
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I will fight with you MULLETED DUKE NUKEM
January 31st, 2006
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classic
January 31st, 2006
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This does indeed stand the test of Time, Because it's the Timetraveler. Hall of Fame includes "Dramatic Reading" & "jeopardy", they were created less than a month ago! Lohan was a fad site, this one spawned a fad.
January 31st, 2006
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Hilarious. And the music is just AWESOME.
January 31st, 2006
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LOL. 5 TO THE END OF TIME!
January 31st, 2006
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this pic has been around forever and is obviously photoshopped. still funny as hell
January 31st, 2006
(-1)
Not really that funny...
January 31st, 2006
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He's so obviously a psychopathic killer.
January 31st, 2006
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...no comment
January 31st, 2006
(-1)
Why does this get such high votes?... I really dont understand how some random (probobly photoshoped)article is getting such high votes...
January 31st, 2006
(0)
OBV 5
January 31st, 2006
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where did you get that picture anyway
January 31st, 2006
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i dont like his face and mullet. -2
January 31st, 2006
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I don't know about you, but I trust him.
January 31st, 2006
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Its pretty obvious that the mullet could bend the fabric of space-time
January 31st, 2006
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picture taken from a CD insert btw
February 1st, 2006
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Good choice...classic man.
February 1st, 2006
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February 1st, 2006
(-1)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
February 1st, 2006
(-1)
This 1 lowers your score by 0.01
February 1st, 2006
(0)
hahahaha
February 1st, 2006
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The portrait makes the whole ytmnd. I would so leave my life in his hands.
February 1st, 2006
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People rarely read these; and I can't five it any more than I already have. However, to those who don't understand: The funny lies in the fact that there is a newspaper article for going back in time, now coupled with 80's music and a mulleted individual
February 1st, 2006
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who would fit the bill of a "time travelling 80's action hero" or Guile. It's funny because you can picture this being acted out in some cheezy B movie made during, you guessed it, the 80's. Now enough of your downvotes, we hunger for pudding!
February 1st, 2006
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This makes me lawl everytime.
February 1st, 2006
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PO Box 322.
February 1st, 2006
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CLASSIC IRC ON YTMND
February 1st, 2006
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totally awsome, ive been leaving window open just so i can jam whilst doing other things, thanks for including whole song!
February 1st, 2006
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5 stars not guaranteed, but a 4 does.
February 1st, 2006
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Jesus that's odd, I live in Oak View. Wonder if this guy's still around.
February 1st, 2006
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I think its funny because its the 80's here, and he says "hes only done it once" i.e., to get here.
February 1st, 2006
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*80's guy
February 1st, 2006
(0)
He must be the best human being ever.
February 1st, 2006
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If this got to the hall of fame it would be my favourite
February 1st, 2006
(-1)
old
February 1st, 2006
(0)
instant crassic
February 1st, 2006
(-1)
Seen it before.
February 1st, 2006
(0)
One of my friends responded to his ad. They havent got back yet
February 1st, 2006
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PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
February 1st, 2006
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Hey dumbf*cks, before you say it's old LOOK AT THE DATE IT WAS MADE. THIS IS -THE- ORIGINAL. (ytmnd)
February 1st, 2006
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I am so happy this finally took off. This is high quality humor right here.
February 1st, 2006
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PUUUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
February 1st, 2006
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4.5 because i'm not in favor of contaminating the timeline
February 1st, 2006
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ROFL HAHAHAHAHA 5
February 1st, 2006
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where's the copy of this that has the gif with mullethead's face shopped onto all that famous sh*t, crossing the delaware, etc.
February 1st, 2006
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classic dude, nice haircut btw
February 1st, 2006
(-1)
LOL
February 1st, 2006
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http://draineilolol.ytmnd.com/
February 1st, 2006
(-1)
The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
February 1st, 2006
(0)
funny
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
this fad FTW
February 2nd, 2006
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rofl. I wish there was a movie starring this guy.
February 2nd, 2006
(-1)
why the f*ck is this in the top 5, this sh*t is older than christ
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
GET IN THE HALL OF FAME NOW!
February 2nd, 2006
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Time Traveler went back in time to put this back in the top 5.
February 2nd, 2006
(-1)
DUDE CHECK IT OUT! http://ilovemonkeypee.ytmnd.com/ WOW!
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
http://docapproves.ytmnd.com
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
The best part of this fad is that almost all fad sites have the whole song in it.
February 2nd, 2006
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beatthatprinternana.ytmnd.com
February 2nd, 2006
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The music fits the picture so well.
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
Best YTMND ever.
February 2nd, 2006
(2)
Inducted into the hall of fame.
February 2nd, 2006
(1)
^It deserved it.
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
This is probably my favorite YTMND of all time.
February 2nd, 2006
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HALL OF FAME ! Gratz !
February 2nd, 2006
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Help, im stuck in the 1950's,I cant get out :(
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
Finally it got what it deserved. f*ck anyone who thinks elsewise :P
February 2nd, 2006
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Hall of Fame finally. It's good for more great YTMNDs to reach this spot when they deserve to.
February 2nd, 2006
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It was the right move to put this in the hall
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
This = favourite hall of famer
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
NEVER gets old.
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
This f*cking owns.
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
how did I miss this for so long
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
the fad is better than the ytmnd but still 5'd
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
Woo Hoo, Hall Of Fall Baby. Bout time this got in there. Good shot and another 5 for me.
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
The music alone gets this a 5
February 2nd, 2006
(-1)
f*ck off this is in the hall of fame
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
Take your choice of America, or 6 internets.
February 2nd, 2006
(0)
Finally HOF'ed! It was well deserved!
February 2nd, 2006
(1)
Woo, Hall of Fame!
February 3rd, 2006
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Finally in the Hall. I love this damn ytmnd.
February 3rd, 2006
(1)
axlbonbach never made another ytmnd after this one. HE IS THE MULLET MAN.
February 3rd, 2006
(1)
Finally in the HOF
February 3rd, 2006
(0)
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT~~
February 3rd, 2006
(0)
Best. ytmnd. In history.
February 3rd, 2006
(0)
grats on hof
February 3rd, 2006
(0)
That's pretty much the greatest song ever recorded.
February 3rd, 2006
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Nice job getting hall of fame!
February 3rd, 2006
(0)
you win
February 3rd, 2006
(-1)
axlbonbach is the 80s mullet punk man!
February 4th, 2006
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amazing.
February 4th, 2006
(1)
Congratulations on getting in the Hall of Fame!!! I only said it ALL ALONG! I love how it started slowly, and built up support & fanatical admiration over time.
February 4th, 2006
(-1)
How is this funny?
February 4th, 2006
(0)
Fitty.
February 4th, 2006
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http://sngebay.ytmnd.com/
February 4th, 2006
(0)
so good
February 4th, 2006
(-1)
I'm sure that it wasn't intended, but stealing old material from other websites is kind of a trip back in time itself, right?
February 4th, 2006
(0)
songs called "Scarface (push it to the limit)" by Paul engerman
February 4th, 2006
(0)
is this for real?
February 4th, 2006
(0)
Congrats on the Hall of Fame. Way to represent T-Dub.
February 4th, 2006
(-1)
not hall-of-fame worthy. and 'push it to the limit' was funny when south park did it last year.
February 5th, 2006
(0)
This ytmnd rocks and you know it
February 5th, 2006
(0)
badass
February 5th, 2006
(0)
genius
February 5th, 2006
(-1)
not really digging this.
February 5th, 2006
(0)
February 5th, 2006
(0)
... bring your own weapons??
February 5th, 2006
(0)
HoF it :)
February 5th, 2006
(0)
I wonder if this guy is famous yet. . .lol. I hope he sees this one day! XD
February 6th, 2006
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LFG Mara
February 6th, 2006
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LFG MARA
February 6th, 2006
(0)
LFG Mara
February 6th, 2006
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LFG Mara
February 6th, 2006
(0)
LFG Mara
February 6th, 2006
(0)
LFG Mara
February 6th, 2006
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Lol! That's the original.
February 6th, 2006
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This was 1337 when it first came out. Nothing's changed.
February 6th, 2006
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XD
February 6th, 2006
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lol XD
February 6th, 2006
(0)
That guy looks like a young Christopher Lambert...maybe it is...:0
February 6th, 2006
(0)
all my 5.
February 6th, 2006
(0)
increadible
February 6th, 2006
(0)
I love this with all my heart, and if I had $30, I'd repost it in the local newspaper. That would so rock.
February 6th, 2006
(0)
5'D@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
February 6th, 2006
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Walks along the razor's edge.
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