Jamestown was the first...
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November 5th, 2005
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ummm
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also fake 2nd...
September 22nd, 2008
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A year later, fake 3rd...
November 5th, 2005
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That's ridiculous. That's just incredible.
November 5th, 2005
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Fantastic.
November 5th, 2005
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November 5th, 2005
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HOW DO I VOTED 5
November 5th, 2005
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yy colonyy colonyyyy..
November 5th, 2005
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I just love it SO MUCH
November 26th, 2005
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Excellent!
November 26th, 2005
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Took me a while to get.
February 2nd, 2010
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fail
November 26th, 2005
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Simple, brilliant, funny.
November 26th, 2005
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You, good sir, are a genius.
November 26th, 2005
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LOLZ!
November 26th, 2005
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Halloweeeeeeee oweeeen pumpkinhansolofacial.ytmnd.com
November 26th, 2005
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f*cking brilliant.
November 26th, 2005
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You mispelled "Roanoke."
November 26th, 2005
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damn, one of those i gotta log in to vote 5
November 26th, 2005
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Hahaha, nice translation, really made me laugh.
November 26th, 2005
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A popular YTMND fad song's lyrics are misheard! Hilarious hijinks ensue!
November 26th, 2005
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Hah. :)
November 26th, 2005
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jamestown being the first colony is always debated, but as far as this ytmnd goes: u win a 5! :D
November 26th, 2005
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Roanoke was the first colony you moron, it just isn't as popular as Jamestown because everyone died.
November 26th, 2005
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Finally! Someone else noticed!
November 26th, 2005
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LMFAO, 5'd!
November 26th, 2005
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WTF is with this BS about Roanoke and Jamestown? In fact, what are they? As far as I know there's no historical record of what was actually the first colony. Although the first colony in North America was in Newfoundland.
November 26th, 2005
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i laughed way too hard
November 26th, 2005
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Well...
November 26th, 2005
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It's a moderator favorite. Lol, Max sure is a sucker for puns made out of songs.
November 26th, 2005
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Roanoke was the first colony, you moron.
November 27th, 2005
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Roanoke was destroyed by the Deep Ones, so it doesn't count.
November 27th, 2005
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lock the taskbah!
November 27th, 2005
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ok, as lame as that is, it made me laugh.
November 27th, 2005
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YOU A WINNA!
November 27th, 2005
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http://colony.ytmnd.com/ yeah already done
November 27th, 2005
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Funny without being gay
November 27th, 2005
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Clever.
November 27th, 2005
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ZOMGZ! GTFO! lol.
November 27th, 2005
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haha.
November 27th, 2005
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HAHA saw this coming
November 28th, 2005
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Lyric abuse FTW.
November 28th, 2005
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Brilliant!
November 28th, 2005
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So that's what they're saying.
November 28th, 2005
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I thought the same thing...
November 28th, 2005
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dang.. didn't realize it was already done... 5 retrated
November 28th, 2005
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England = win
November 28th, 2005
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This has become somewhat of a inside joke with me and my friend. Shame I can't give 6 stars. 5'd :D
November 28th, 2005
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nice
November 28th, 2005
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MasterSitsu already made one like this. I don't know who was first, ergo, my no vote.
November 29th, 2005
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ri-donk-ulous. and possibly even ri-cock-ulous
November 30th, 2005
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roanoke>jamestown meh
December 1st, 2005
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rofl
December 1st, 2005
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colony.ytmnd.com - beat you to this by two weeks.
December 1st, 2005
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Wow. I laughed pretty damn hard at that one. Congrats.
December 1st, 2005
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Although this isn't exactly original, it's better than the original one..but I can't give a 5.
December 1st, 2005
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lol
December 2nd, 2005
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Jamestown wasn't even a colony. It was a city. Plus, it's been done. 1/5
December 2nd, 2005
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what a YTMND should be :)
December 2nd, 2005
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ARGH. If only I could give you a six!
December 3rd, 2005
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You win. Good day sir.
December 3rd, 2005
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I think this one is funnier because it doesn't tell you it's using the Call on Me song, you find out when it's loaded. The other one, the joke is ruined before you click.
December 4th, 2005
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lol, a bit rediculous
December 5th, 2005
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yummy
December 6th, 2005
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I dont get it!
December 6th, 2005
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4 for Funny :D
December 6th, 2005
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YES. FUNNY. 5IVE.
December 6th, 2005
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Very Clever
December 6th, 2005
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nice new spin on an old trick.
December 7th, 2005
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hella 5'ed.
December 7th, 2005
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Too bad the lyrics are monique, not colony. Dipsh*t.
December 7th, 2005
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^^^It's Call on Me. Also 5 for Dew humor, -1 for thinking of it after another site did the same.
December 8th, 2005
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Great, just great. It hit me in the face like a nutsack.
December 9th, 2005
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lol, thats a good one!
December 9th, 2005
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You win. You win win win.
December 10th, 2005
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The chair of our History department f*cking loves this. Five stars!
December 10th, 2005
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5 because i go there often AHHH STALKERS ARE AFTER ME!
December 10th, 2005
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Gorgeous.
December 10th, 2005
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better than the original
December 11th, 2005
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Heh...
December 11th, 2005
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Brilliant.
December 11th, 2005
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http://crayons.ytmnd.com/
December 11th, 2005
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I always wondered what that noise was supposed to be saying...
December 11th, 2005
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Awesome.
December 12th, 2005
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PWNS
December 12th, 2005
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Man that is great. Should help on exams lol.
December 12th, 2005
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Funny and nerdy. I love it.
December 12th, 2005
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A+
December 12th, 2005
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technically it was l'anse aux meadows (vikings) but we get it, 5 stars
December 12th, 2005
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f*ck the vikings. 5'd
December 13th, 2005
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA I f*cking love phoenetic translations!!!
December 13th, 2005
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nicely spotted.
December 13th, 2005
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i don't know what backwoods-gay-assed-redneck high school you claim to have graduated from but the roanoke colony was founded in 1586 jamestown in 1607. do the math if you can
December 14th, 2005
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LOL. A little bit of a strech imo though.
December 15th, 2005
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Roanoke, the ill-fated first colony, beats Jamestown, the slightly better fated colony. The first thriving colony would be Plymouth, because it added one key ingredient: religious fanaticism. Oh, and you have to believe that you can colonize land indige
December 15th, 2005
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...nous people are already living on.
December 16th, 2005
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i cant hear the "call" i hear leeean on mee
December 17th, 2005
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That's canned win.
December 18th, 2005
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December 18th, 2005
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Congradulations
December 18th, 2005
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MINUS ONE BECAUSE ST AUGUSTINE WAS THE FIRST
December 21st, 2005
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http://doyouwant.ytmnd.com
December 21st, 2005
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f*ckin hilarious
December 21st, 2005
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oh, i get it now. ...that's kind of corny.
December 22nd, 2005
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.......................................AGHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! It's a colony!
December 24th, 2005
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lol, very clever
December 24th, 2005
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It made me think. +5
December 24th, 2005
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WHAT ABOUT TEH VIKINGS
December 24th, 2005
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Wow. +5.
December 26th, 2005
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That's a funny site, yet Roanoke was the first colony (not successful, though) founded by Sir Walter Raleigh.
December 27th, 2005
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You won the interwebs!
December 27th, 2005
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nice
December 29th, 2005
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stephen 2298 is a f*gg0t.
December 29th, 2005
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simple, clever, fun for the whole family
December 30th, 2005
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Incroyable.
December 30th, 2005
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heh heh heh.
January 1st, 2006
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Yeah, this one is better than the other one. I really can't stop giggling.
January 1st, 2006
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I love this YTMND! Kudos man, kudos.
January 2nd, 2006
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made me lol 5
January 5th, 2006
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Was going to give it 4 for being funny. But +1 for the laughs from the idiots correcting you about Roanoke, even though Roanoke was 21 years after Saint Augustine.
January 6th, 2006
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Yours may not be first, but I honestly think yours is better . . . 5
January 8th, 2006
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A word that sounds like another word?... GENIUS!!!
January 10th, 2006
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Good one.
January 10th, 2006
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All the "beat you", "Roanoke over jamestown" and "Jamestown wasn't a colony" f*gs can go suck a dick, this is damn funny
January 12th, 2006
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A history lesson and "Call On Me"...it doesn't get any better than that.
January 13th, 2006
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who drew that and where did he get the helicopter?
January 13th, 2006
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I freaking lol'd.
January 13th, 2006
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thats f*ckng great 5/5
January 13th, 2006
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5 for effort...-3 for the real first colony being St. Augustine colonized in Florida by the Spanish.
January 13th, 2006
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First colony was St Augustine you silly faces
January 14th, 2006
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http://idontlikefingersupmybutt.ytmnsfw.com/
January 15th, 2006
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New Interpretation FTW
January 16th, 2006
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3 for f*cking Roanoke
January 16th, 2006
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Williamsburg PWNORZ teh Jamestown BITCHEZ
January 16th, 2006
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lol
January 16th, 2006
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hahahahaha
January 17th, 2006
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Win.
January 17th, 2006
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I was going to one this until I read the comments, very nice.
January 19th, 2006
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well spice my rum, that's what that song was about!
January 19th, 2006
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pwnt. 5'd.
January 19th, 2006
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Ah! I just got this one. LoL
January 19th, 2006
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reminds me of the giraffes in the air one. touche
January 20th, 2006
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yes.... yes it was
January 21st, 2006
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no
January 21st, 2006
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Interesting. XD
January 21st, 2006
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No one's debating St. Augustine, Tac. We're talking permanent European colonies here. St. Augustine wasn't permanent. Roanoke was intended to be permanent, but wound up not being so. Jamestown was the first permanent colony.
January 22nd, 2006
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It sounds more like "holy" than anything else.
January 22nd, 2006
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WHARS THE 5
January 23rd, 2006
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Everybody here is wrong, the first colony was Uruk, established by the Sumerian people of Mesopotamia around 3500 B.C.
January 24th, 2006
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go see the movie "the new world" with colin farrell...it mentions this ytmnd in it!!!
January 24th, 2006
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I don't get it. When I do though, I'm sure I'll 5 this.
January 24th, 2006
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Congratulations on making the worst interpretation of all time.
January 24th, 2006
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Funny.
January 25th, 2006
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January 26th, 2006
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Yes, barenholtzd. Unfortunately, for the next two f*cking hours, it tries to convince you that John Smith cares about Pocahontas, and vice versa. Worst plot ever.
January 26th, 2006
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http://colony.ytmnd.com/ this has been done before.
January 27th, 2006
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pretty funyn but jamesTOWN isnt a colony
January 29th, 2006
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What the deuce?
January 29th, 2006
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Wasn't Roanoke Island the first colony?
January 29th, 2006
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I'm pretty SURE the spanish wanted St Augustine to be a permanent colony. PRETTY sure.
January 30th, 2006
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I hope you were the first to make the fad too
February 1st, 2006
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HA
February 1st, 2006
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You, my good sir are a f*cktard. it says "call on me"
February 1st, 2006
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random jamestown trivia
February 2nd, 2006
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Win.
February 3rd, 2006
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Classic.
February 5th, 2006
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oh god. I just got this, just now. I'm a loser. Nice one though :).
February 5th, 2006
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well this sounds better to me (kill me I am a geek) http://stargatecallonme.ytmnd.com/
February 6th, 2006
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brilliant
February 6th, 2006
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this is lame. i don't care if it sounds like "colony"
February 7th, 2006
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lolz
February 9th, 2006
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I love the song
February 9th, 2006
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what song is this??
February 9th, 2006
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ahahahahah i thought the same thing
February 9th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
February 9th, 2006
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Yay imperialism.
February 10th, 2006
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excellent
February 11th, 2006
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true story
February 14th, 2006
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Max donated $20 to this site. Pretty sure that makes this the best site ever.
February 14th, 2006
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lol, good call.
February 15th, 2006
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The song is based on Steve Winwood's 1982 Single "Valarie" pronounced "Valorieeeeeeeeeeeeee, Valorie"
February 15th, 2006
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Random Fact #12,884: Anyone who doesn't like this YTMND is a complete retard. FACT.
February 17th, 2006
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Hahahahaha, that's awesome.
February 18th, 2006
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awesome
February 20th, 2006
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lol
February 22nd, 2006
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you've inspired me...http://thegoodlife.ytmnd.com/
February 25th, 2006
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u win sir.
February 26th, 2006
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Except... that's not true. Colonies have been being formed since the earliest classical empires... wtf?
February 28th, 2006
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Too bad Roanoke was the first colony.
March 1st, 2006
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I always thought is sounded like he was singing that!
March 1st, 2006
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lol!!
March 7th, 2006
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March 7th, 2006
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why do new interpretations of song lyrics NEVER get old?... it seems like they should, but I'm still LOLing
March 7th, 2006
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fission mailed. Roanoke
March 7th, 2006
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I think of "COLONYYY" everytime I hear that song now.
March 9th, 2006
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Oh god, The Dew Army!
March 13th, 2006
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Nice loop too
March 17th, 2006
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Dew! 5'd :D
March 18th, 2006
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Surprisingly funny.
March 20th, 2006
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legitimately hilarious
March 21st, 2006
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teh funnay
March 23rd, 2006
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hahaah thats clever
March 26th, 2006
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dew
March 26th, 2006
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Noyce!
March 27th, 2006
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lol
March 29th, 2006
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LOL I only got it after a min
March 31st, 2006
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LOL, viewhacks.
March 31st, 2006
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TOP 15 again?!?!?!
March 31st, 2006
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Good sh*t.
April 2nd, 2006
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lol!
April 2nd, 2006
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Roenoke. :P
April 4th, 2006
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lols
April 4th, 2006
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god that song sounds like ANYTHING
April 6th, 2006
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lol i never listened to it like that, not THAT funny tho...
April 10th, 2006
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April 11th, 2006
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Normally dew is good. But it doesn't sound like that and I hate that song, a lot.
April 11th, 2006
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To clarify 3 things... A. colony.ytmnd.com sucked compared to this B. Roanoke was a failed colony - Jamestown headshot haxd. C. I lolled at this YTMND.
April 12th, 2006
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awesome
April 12th, 2006
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...lol.
April 12th, 2006
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Hey great job. For all those people saying Roanoke was the first colony, actually St. Augustine, FL was the first European colony in the New World, it was settled by the Spanish. You can go there and see the fort today. Then you can go to the beach the
April 12th, 2006
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Then you can go to the beach and try to see boobs.
April 13th, 2006
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ha
April 14th, 2006
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I didnt get it at first b/c i listened to that song so much and got used to it saying call on me but nj!
April 14th, 2006
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not feelin' it
April 14th, 2006
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Almost as clever as Corn on the Cob!
April 16th, 2006
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ahahhahaha i get it lol
April 17th, 2006
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[british] colony [in north america]
April 18th, 2006
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haha since were studing that in skewl 5'd
April 19th, 2006
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i just LOVE these sites
April 21st, 2006
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lol, check your ears :D 5 stars
April 23rd, 2006
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h
April 25th, 2006
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So good
April 26th, 2006
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Clever, clever, clever, clever, clever
April 28th, 2006
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Second if you count Roanoke
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What about Roanoke? D=
April 29th, 2006
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Shaikoten said lock the taskbah! I THOUGHT OF THAT sh*t SO LONG AGO
April 30th, 2006
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lol
April 30th, 2006
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Nice... Thats better than Miles Davis with diarrhea.
April 30th, 2006
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Nice... Thats better than Miles Davis with diarrhea.
May 3rd, 2006
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ROFLMFAO!!
May 5th, 2006
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haha i never thought of that one!
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colony..
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This is f*cking awful, what's wrong with you people?
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Probably my second favorite YTMND next to Conan makes popcorn...
May 10th, 2006
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no it wasn't roanoke was... jamestown was the first one that worked, 2 for lack of historical correctness.
May 13th, 2006
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thats focking hilarious
May 16th, 2006
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Add "I'm saying for a piece of meat" for a 5.
May 16th, 2006
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Brilliant.
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1'd because it wasn't
May 17th, 2006
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Clever use of an old cliche.
May 18th, 2006
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American history for the win, sir.
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