CS Shields. Serious Business.
Created on: November 12th, 2005
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counter strike 1.6 shields are serious business. i took all the audio myself here. this is indeed real. it was 2v2 (me w/ shield and some guy vs my friend and another friend) on iceworld.

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November 12th, 2005
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ZOMG SPANK MAH
November 12th, 2005
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f*ck MY NIPPLES god dammit
November 12th, 2005
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hahahahaha
November 12th, 2005
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yea f*ck my nipples was the best
November 12th, 2005
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5 just for "f*ck my nipples". Hilarious.
November 12th, 2005
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Hobo = Ghey
November 12th, 2005
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Pretty good.
November 12th, 2005
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f*ck my 5 Stars!
November 12th, 2005
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+5 for HILARIOUS audio, but -1 for the picture...It didn't do much for it..But +1 because I'm cool like that.
November 12th, 2005
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This is why I avoid CS. 5'd for BITCH CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT A SHIELD
November 12th, 2005
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ROFL!!!!!!
November 12th, 2005
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Oh, definately five with new image. Much better....This deserves YTMND of the Week.
November 12th, 2005
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Funniest CS-related thing EVER? Yes.
November 12th, 2005
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lolz f*ck my nipples
November 12th, 2005
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I have 3 words for that guy: Cry. More. n00b.
November 12th, 2005
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YOU STOLE MY M4!!!!
November 12th, 2005
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f*ck MY NIPPLES
November 12th, 2005
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XD. Nice.
November 12th, 2005
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for those of you who are wondering the music in the background is a song from rabbi jacob i believe.
November 12th, 2005
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f*ck MY NIPPLES/5
November 12th, 2005
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GO SUCK A PENIS!
November 12th, 2005
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That was funny, reminds me of all the little cheating bitches in games who do it to piss of the "serious business" players who make it a life/death situation. Both make me not play certain multiplayer games. f*ck MY NIPPLES!
November 12th, 2005
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Classic
November 12th, 2005
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Heheh, hey dude! Remember me from PHW? Love the audio, btw. That's f*cking classic.
November 12th, 2005
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hahaha f*ck my nipples
November 12th, 2005
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This YTMND f*cks my nipples. Bitch can't run without a 5.
November 12th, 2005
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f*ck MY NIPPLES!!! DONT SUCK A PENIS!! GOD DAMN I HATE YOU!!
November 12th, 2005
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C*ck sucking piece of sh*t. B*tch can't live without a shield.
November 12th, 2005
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ROFLMFAO NICE.
November 12th, 2005
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Lol'd
November 12th, 2005
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funniest sh*t of the day, cinco
November 12th, 2005
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Absolutly brilliant choice of music. + The completely random F*CK MY NIPPLES = 5 (If it lets me vote)
November 12th, 2005
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rofl raged
November 12th, 2005
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OMG people on CS can't live without guns also, such BITCHES
November 12th, 2005
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SUPPORT THIS YTMND'S VIEWS: VOTE WORK SAFE! :D
November 12th, 2005
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n o
November 12th, 2005
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best site of the week
November 12th, 2005
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God forbid someone wants to not get shot.
November 12th, 2005
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f*cking great!
November 12th, 2005
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hahaha cs rules
November 12th, 2005
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f*cking hilarious
November 12th, 2005
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roflmao haha
November 12th, 2005
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Another person who has failed life!
November 12th, 2005
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While this doesn't quite have the raw dementia of the Cloudsong clip, it more than makes up for it with the zany background music. Awesome.
November 12th, 2005
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I LOVE IT!
November 12th, 2005
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f*ck MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!! LOLZ
November 12th, 2005
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Music needs to go.
November 12th, 2005
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November 12th, 2005
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:D
November 12th, 2005
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Best MMO recording thus far.
July 20th, 2007
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WHAT counter strike isnt a MMO its a FPS
November 12th, 2005
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ill be f*ckin them nipples LONG AND HARD
November 12th, 2005
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I don't understand everything that's going on, but it's hilarious nontheless. 5'D!
November 12th, 2005
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5's are for f*gs
November 12th, 2005
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Oh my God that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Good work.
November 12th, 2005
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4 but -1 for the music in the background, -1 because it sounds fake
November 12th, 2005
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Go suck a penis!
November 12th, 2005
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Xanatos you should have took a screenshot of the guy's score for the background, but still f*ckin great.
November 12th, 2005
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Shields are the new cloudsong. Well Played.
November 13th, 2005
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F*ck my nipples?!? Was he beaten as a child?
November 13th, 2005
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Classic
November 13th, 2005
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LMAOROFLOLOL!!!
November 13th, 2005
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Lmao! 5!
November 13th, 2005
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Does he frequent a certain server? I'd like to annoy him :D
November 13th, 2005
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f*ck MY NIPPLES
November 14th, 2005
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lol the sounds, he sounds so retarded.
November 14th, 2005
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ROFL!!!1eleven 5/5
November 14th, 2005
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5 for f*ck my nipples and go suck a penis
November 14th, 2005
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OOHHEEEHEEHAHA F*CK MY HAIRY NIPPLES!
November 15th, 2005
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I loved the "Go suck a penus!"
November 16th, 2005
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5'd just because it isn't WoW or EQ or FFXI or any other MMO.
November 16th, 2005
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rage \o/
November 17th, 2005
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seems a bit fake, but good choice on the jew music and funny voice. not as good as cloudsong tho.
November 25th, 2005
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Literal LOL!
December 3rd, 2005
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RAGED LOL
December 15th, 2005
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f*ck my nipples
December 20th, 2005
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What a f*cking bitch
December 22nd, 2005
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Worthy of being called the cloudsong sequel! :D I've got to do this, and name myself "bitchthatcantlivewithoutashield"
December 30th, 2005
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YOU STOLE MY f*ckING M4! +5
January 13th, 2006
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oh my GOD
January 23rd, 2006
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omg this is awsome. f*ck my nipples hahahaha
February 19th, 2006
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f*ck MY NIPPLES.
February 26th, 2006
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What does he say at the end? "f*cking A?"
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Some things never get enough love. That's what Site sponserships are for!
April 14th, 2006
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
April 16th, 2006
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U stole my f*cking M4!!!!!!
April 20th, 2006
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+4 for showing everyone that the internet is full of fools.
April 28th, 2006
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One of the best.
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rofl
May 5th, 2006
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Bitch cant live without a shield lol
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Bitch can't live without a shield! lol, classic *5'ed
June 1st, 2006
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lol, the music in the background = utter hilarity (plus the guy spamming "bitch cant live without a shield")
June 2nd, 2006
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Bitch cant live without a shield! LOL. YOU ZERGED MY M4!!!!
June 6th, 2006
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Priceless.
June 24th, 2006
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This is why they need the shield in Source, because it's so fun to f*ck around with if you're not playing seriously.
June 26th, 2006
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"Bitch can't live without a shield." I love it when pussies complain.
June 26th, 2006
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rofl
June 27th, 2006
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f*ck my nipples?
June 29th, 2006
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hahahaha f*ck my nipples! 5'd for being simply awesome
July 1st, 2006
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Music choice = perfect
July 2nd, 2006
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Faved. Fived.
July 3rd, 2006
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The funny thing is this is my brother and I was behind him when he was saying this. And he continues to say this while he plyas...
July 4th, 2006
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Funnier is, if he could, he'd have a shield.
July 6th, 2006
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f*ck my Nipples?
July 7th, 2006
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VOTE 355!
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LAWL! That's the only expression.
July 7th, 2006
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Haha, I find that those that hate the shield are the ones that don't know how to counter them.
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Jesus, what a whiny little bastard. You should've been making fun of his bitchiness the whole time. I would've. "Sorry, all I'm hearing is 'WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH'"
July 7th, 2006
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XD hax :)
July 8th, 2006
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5 stars! I think I recognise that guy's voice.. there's a video with him on YouTube and other places, right?
July 9th, 2006
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The riot shields are the least cheap-shot item in the game. If someone has any gun that can shoot through walls, it can f*ck up your christmas if you have the shield. I think they should put it back in CS:S so I can f*ck up the idiots who don't waste ammo trying to shoot through it. f*cking nublets.
July 13th, 2006
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ahhahhaahhaah
July 14th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
July 14th, 2006
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so he was on your team and complaining?
July 17th, 2006
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Priceless
July 18th, 2006
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man o man that is great
July 22nd, 2006
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That is hilarious! Especially with the music in the background. :D
July 24th, 2006
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the music makes it way more funier
July 26th, 2006
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This is my most Favorite YTMND Ever. every time I hear it I start cracking up.
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LOL "f*ck. my. nipples. god damnit."
August 20th, 2006
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LOL!!!
August 21st, 2006
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ROFL, Shield = Hax
August 21st, 2006
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HAX
August 21st, 2006
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HE Grenade, Flash Grenade, and then Knife. Shield dies.
August 25th, 2006
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i loved the shields. they should put them in css.
September 3rd, 2006
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Win.
September 12th, 2006
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I would NOT be able to live without him not in my game.
September 13th, 2006
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DROP THE SHIELD 5'd LOL
September 22nd, 2006
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Funny funny.
October 7th, 2006
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GO SUK A PENUS
October 29th, 2006
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What an idiot. If you don't like shields, just find a different server.
October 30th, 2006
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5
November 9th, 2006
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GOD DAMMIT I HATE YOU!
December 19th, 2006
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c*cksucker piece of sh*t!
January 4th, 2007
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I just laughed soooo hard....my ribs hurt, god cs is great.
February 1st, 2007
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Bitch can't live without a shield! so true i hate shields in CS. but the part where you said "Bitch can't live without a shield!" 5 times and "F*ck my Nipples!" were the funniest parts. 5 and favd
March 29th, 2007
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I never played much CS but thats hillarious
April 19th, 2007
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oh god haha. the music.
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...you sound like david......
July 11th, 2007
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NUCK MY FIBBLES!
September 5th, 2007
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go suck a penis XD
December 2nd, 2007
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you stole my M4. YOU SUCK MY F*CKING M4!!! XD Favd.
January 31st, 2008
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The song made it awesome.
June 30th, 2008
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This is still my favorite Counter-Strike YTMND after all these years still. It still makes me crack up every time I listen to it.
August 27th, 2008
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go team shields!