Myspace Suicide (Original/Unedited)
Created on: December 1st, 2005
Myspace Suicide (Original/Unedited)
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The one that started the fad.--- Some kid posts a message on myspace telling everyone he's killing himself... His myspace: http://www.myspace.com/jloveb ...... His suicide bulletin:http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageI
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PMRG
December 1st, 2005
2:16:03 PM CST
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He'll probably shoot himself while posing infront of the mirror with a camera phone
bobarker97
April 15th, 2007
11:23:10 PM CDT
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poop
heilos
October 22nd, 2007
3:27:18 PM CDT
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HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA HHA HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHA H
SpaZMaN
December 1st, 2005
2:17:52 PM CST
(1)
wow.......
Remixx
January 11th, 2008
11:43:15 AM CST
(12)
Did he drop good loot?
muzzleflash
December 1st, 2005
2:18:21 PM CST
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I beat you by like 10 minutes, http://myspacesuicide.ytmnd.com/
Mansurus
December 1st, 2005
2:19:52 PM CST
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Suicide = not funny Even if he's emo. Grow up.
Asuryan
December 1st, 2005
2:20:53 PM CST
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5'd for dead Emo's w00t.
PMRG
December 1st, 2005
2:21:00 PM CST
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^^^ Suicide is always funny, despite the fact that he's an emo.
Jesusv20wnsj00
December 1st, 2005
2:26:37 PM CST
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Not funny. But 2.
powerchordpunk
December 1st, 2005
2:26:56 PM CST
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another (extreme) example of an emo kid striving to get attention.
Shieftain
December 1st, 2005
2:27:14 PM CST
(1)
Suicide, never funny.
JoePesci
December 1st, 2005
2:27:32 PM CST
(2)
HOLLY f*ck! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=2087636&Mytoken=2E910ED9-8222-4A31-858A047D1C3BED79158824765
JoePesci
December 1st, 2005
2:28:41 PM CST
(0)
btw silly emo's
ITSJESUSLOL
December 1st, 2005
2:33:11 PM CST
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You ignorant internet retards! How dare you make fun of someone who commited suicide! Eat a dick and die slow!
JoePesci
December 1st, 2005
2:33:55 PM CST
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wtf are you talking about? i searched myspace and posted a link
StationSquare
December 1st, 2005
3:57:50 PM CST
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try try try again try try try again try try try again head first this time DIVE RIGHT IN!!
y
December 1st, 2005
4:21:25 PM CST
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Seriously, go to the link. This kid really did commit suicide. It's disgusting that you guys are trivializing it. Yes, we all make jokes about how we hope emos really _do_ kill themselves but christ, have you people no souls? THIS is the reason "emo
y
December 1st, 2005
4:23:54 PM CST
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" sucks. It gives kids a push to go to these extremes. Music like Dashboard and MCR just reinforces negativity in early teenagers when they're most vulnerable and susceptible to radical actions. Fight emo, not the emos.
Astigos
December 1st, 2005
6:41:37 PM CST
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The only good emo is a dead emo. Notice the 507 friends and not one of them was of a calibur that could help him. Quality over quantity. Anyone who can be swayed by music so easily deserves to die, y.
Astigos
December 1st, 2005
6:45:22 PM CST
(2)
But I must say that this kid has gargantuan balls for actually going through with it and not being another ordinary pussy emo. Bravo. I hope all f*ggy emo kids can grow balls just for one minute so they can all kill themselves and rid the emo plague from
strawberryhooray
December 1st, 2005
7:31:21 PM CST
(-1)
^ Wow, tell the little psych major "y" to get his*ssoff of YTMND. YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, GTFO KTHNX
POKEMAN
December 1st, 2005
8:47:34 PM CST
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dude, dont endorse it, its not funny at all. i mean everyone enjoys. an emo joke, but really, thats fuct up. (and i dont think has dead, if you go to his myspace it shows he logged on today..........so...yea)
y
December 1st, 2005
10:37:07 PM CST
(-2)
Right... I don't belong here because I think it's a tragedy that this kid never gave himself the chance to live a full life. Everyone deserves a chance to live, even emos, and even the seemingly heartless such as yourselves.
y
December 1st, 2005
10:40:40 PM CST
(-2)
Real death should never be looked at as funny. I've laughed at a whole bunch of sh*t in the troll forums, even the worst of the worst that you'll see on the internet... but you guys... what if someone close to you, a friend or relative seemed emo, and
y
December 1st, 2005
10:41:51 PM CST
(-1)
killed themselves? If you'd laugh at that, the only thing I'd have for you is pity.
PyroBlaze
December 1st, 2005
11:19:49 PM CST
(-1)
Damn, that's horrible.
Cullivan
December 1st, 2005
11:36:28 PM CST
(4)
People who commit suicide are weak. If they come close and fight it, more power to them. But anyone who goes through with it was too weak to be in the gene pool. I don't care if your life is terrible and you get 0 help/support, taking your own life is sh
twEEker
December 1st, 2005
11:57:09 PM CST
(2)
1 down, more to go. LOL MYSPACE
Eatgreencrayons
December 2nd, 2005
12:20:23 AM CST
(1)
lol, owned
joeystyles66
December 2nd, 2005
12:21:04 AM CST
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I have no sympathy for ANYONE who decides to take his own life. This case is funny because he's reinforcing the emo stereotype. Look at him, he's a freakin' kid. What possible reason would he have to justify suicide? Dad took away the car for the nig
Eatgreencrayons
December 2nd, 2005
12:21:25 AM CST
(0)
But, like, seriously, owned
EasterEggs
December 2nd, 2005
12:26:48 AM CST
(0)
that's actually kind of sad
LennyTheRed
December 2nd, 2005
12:49:25 AM CST
(1)
I have no sympathy for those who are so disconnected from reality.
NeoGeo
December 2nd, 2005
1:40:10 AM CST
(2)
Natural selection.
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
1:41:41 AM CST
(-1)
Bet it will be a barrel o' laughs when your kid offs himself too. You could take photos and make top15 ytmnd out of it.
NeoGeo
December 2nd, 2005
1:43:42 AM CST
(3)
btw, anyone who feels sorry for this weakling should really re-evaluate the importance of life. this kis obviously took his own life for stupid reasons. props to whoever laughed at this. seriously
hyperkraz
October 18th, 2008
6:32:23 PM CDT
(1)
well said.
stabyourself
December 2nd, 2005
1:48:51 AM CST
(1)
i hope he went through with it
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
1:49:24 AM CST
(0)
^ Whatever you need to tell yourself, bud. People lose their equilibrium for all sorts of stupid reasons, maybe you will one day too.
masterchief84
December 2nd, 2005
2:02:54 AM CST
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So far I've only seen one other person point this out, if he killed himself on nov. 28th, how the hell did he logon form beyond the grave on dec 1st?
iategodlypie
December 2nd, 2005
2:44:29 AM CST
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On one hand, it's kind of funny because he's kind of a douche. But on the other hand we're mocking the death of another person over the internet, which is actually kind of sad when you think about it. Oh well, I hope someone mocks my death when I die t
muzzleflash
December 2nd, 2005
2:46:28 AM CST
(0)
GUYS, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE SEEING THE sh*tTIER ONE. DOWNVOTE THIS IMITATOR AND GO TO http://myspacesuicide.ytmnd.com/
NeoGeo
December 2nd, 2005
2:46:46 AM CST
(0)
oh and since i haven't said it yet: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! always good to know i'm better then someone else. all the downvoters are just mad because they get force fed their own dicks.
mistax
December 2nd, 2005
3:02:17 AM CST
(0)
bad taste
guhbuhjuh
December 2nd, 2005
3:02:56 AM CST
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people like neogeo really need their brains checked. And strawberryho you stupid bitch, I laugh at ytmnd's about emo's but when someone actually kills themself? You people need reality checks and social lives, jesus christ.
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
3:03:24 AM CST
(0)
Ok, real fast, boys: A lot of people commit suicide with the explicit purpose of using the emotional reaction as a weapon of revenge. Most common example is someone dumps you, you kill yourself and you do what's necessary to make it clear that your ex
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
3:05:26 AM CST
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sh*t, that wasn't fast at all. Point is: feel sorry for his friends who didn't deserve this pain. Don't feel sorry for the selfish emo brat crying over his being dumped. And 3'd because no effort was put into this.
guhbuhjuh
December 2nd, 2005
3:06:27 AM CST
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and secondly alot of you also need to understand the difference between humor as in ie. laughing at emo's and then f ucking brainless idiocy like laughing at someone who actually took their life. F ucktards
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
3:08:21 AM CST
(3)
Billionaires blow their brains out, while sex slaves in South Asia and forced laborers in African diamond mines will live out their lives. There is more to psychology than circumstance.
guhbuhjuh
December 2nd, 2005
3:08:24 AM CST
(1)
no, enough4 u need to feel sorry for the guy who killed himself too, he had problems, sure I agree that suicide is cowardly but that doesn't explain away what he was going through no matter how trivial in our minds. He needed help, simple as that and u
carcrxn
December 2nd, 2005
3:09:28 AM CST
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I love how the internet is so detached from reality. This almost worse than the 9/11 pics of people jumping
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
3:09:50 AM CST
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As for the idiots who want to know why he's logged in since then, have you losers ever heard of police protocol? His suicide note was a myspace bulletin, they've probably hacked his password and logged into see if anything was recently happening. Watch
guhbuhjuh
December 2nd, 2005
3:10:06 AM CST
(0)
immature virgin brats are laughing at him... extro very well said.
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
3:11:40 AM CST
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gbj, I assure you I know a lot about suicidal teens from personal experience. But this kid's profile was named "you BROKE my LIFE"...it wasn't a cry for help, it was revenge. No sympathy.
loonghoi
December 2nd, 2005
3:14:32 AM CST
(0)
If you find actual suicide funny, you have a few issues.
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
3:16:00 AM CST
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It's about more than getting dumped and revenge. it's about mental state. Kid was probably suffering from something diagnosable and treatable, which is why this sort of thing is a tragedy. Hating / mocking him is just a way to hide from the issue.
jpmoney2k1
December 2nd, 2005
3:18:19 AM CST
(0)
An online news article about the incident: http://news.ncmonline.com/news/view_article.html?article_id=6d8134fbbe964d76f864b3b9682dcb19 Apparently, the main reason he killed himself was because of a girl...
NeoGeo
December 2nd, 2005
3:18:26 AM CST
(0)
hmmm... you all have a point... still... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hobag45
December 2nd, 2005
3:19:21 AM CST
(0)
f*ck you cobalt.
rawr
December 2nd, 2005
3:20:17 AM CST
(0)
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
3:22:12 AM CST
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Maybe, but you can't be sure of that. But clearly he wanted everyone to know what he had just done. ~500 people got that note, which he didn't even bother to spell correctly. This wasn't private pain. He broadcasted it. But it was only directed at one
Dave2600
December 2nd, 2005
3:23:06 AM CST
(0)
"y" is correct
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
3:23:23 AM CST
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I wonder which one of those girls sobbing their eyes out on his comments page was the one this was intended to hurt...but that's collateral damage for you.
loonghoi
December 2nd, 2005
3:26:14 AM CST
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I hope your children kill themselves. It'd be fitting.
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
3:31:47 AM CST
(0)
It's a logical fallacy to assume there was an isolated motive for the kid doing this. A lot more goes into the way we think and feel than what we think at any given moment.
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
3:32:44 AM CST
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5'd - not because its funny. in fact I'd feel dirty if i made this. but this guy put his friends through this online, made a big deal about it... so he loses my sympathy.
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
3:33:08 AM CST
(0)
Thanks, guhbuhjuh, by the way. ^^
CursedLemon
December 2nd, 2005
3:34:26 AM CST
(0)
What a jerk. Yeah, go kill yourself moron. Hurt everyone around you.
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
3:35:23 AM CST
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and for context, i had a friend who killed himself. but he didnt go and leave his friends some stupid message while he was dying. thats just low, the damage he intentionally put others through.
HotCarl
December 2nd, 2005
3:37:02 AM CST
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It's one thing when they say they'll do it and are just posers and chicken out. If they go through with it, lay off. I don't like emo either, but seriously, it's not funny.
guhbuhjuh
December 2nd, 2005
3:38:37 AM CST
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granted he put ppl through pain but the fact he left a message or didn't doesn't mean that other ppl who dont, dont hurt others? what is being argued here??? He killed himself. He had problems, he could have been helped, as human beings that alone shou
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
3:39:18 AM CST
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Mastersitsu, while I think its right to acknowledge the senselessness of suicide and the harm it does to others...it's also pointless and ignorant to hate the person.
guhbuhjuh
December 2nd, 2005
3:39:48 AM CST
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ld give him our sympathy. Mastersitsu why does it matter that he let ppl know, I'm sorry ur friend committed suicide but he put u through pain did he not?
guhbuhjuh
December 2nd, 2005
3:41:12 AM CST
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It seems that extro is the ONLY level headed intelligent person here and that scares me. But then again it is ytmnd...
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
3:41:17 AM CST
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so in other words, its not that i dont take suicide seriously or that i have a hardline stance on people who take their own life as '*ssholes' - its just that this kid amplified the pain his friends will go through tenfold by the manner he did it.
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
3:41:35 AM CST
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What I'm trying to say is not that he should be hated, but that he should not be sympathized with. You should be sympathizing with his friends. This kid turned his pain into a weapon to hurt, and that should not be overlooked.
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
3:43:24 AM CST
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i dont hate him at all. i can even respect certain people wanting to kill themself. but this just really disturbs me that he'd do this online. teen suicide is often a spectacle, but this is an even bigger one than usual.
guhbuhjuh
December 2nd, 2005
3:43:46 AM CST
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enough4, but by itself, that he had so much pain no matter the reasons, shouldn't that by itself not give him our sympathy? As well as sympathy for his friends?
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
3:44:30 AM CST
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And I'll concede this kid deserves my sorrow when someone here can pinpoint to me exactly which one of those girls on his comments page was the one who "broke" his life. There seems to be at least a dozen possible candidates.
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
3:45:27 AM CST
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I believe that honest sympathy is something human that comes with understanding. Hatred, indifference, etc, are all obstacles to that understanding. Kid might be an *sshole, douche, etc, but he's a lot more than a that too, just like any of us.
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
3:45:57 AM CST
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enough4 has it - i dont sympathize for him, i sympathize for his friends. they have to keep living, and to me the way he did this is much worse than if it was private and they didnt get this morose final goodbye.
guhbuhjuh
December 2nd, 2005
3:47:07 AM CST
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the pain someone goes through to committ suicide, that does not deserve sympathy? This kid needed help, he didn't get, and no matter HOW he did it he still deserves our sympathy. Suicide always causes pain to others no matter which way u put it.
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
3:47:22 AM CST
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okay then, so can we at least agree that this is complex enough that the wide variety of opinions all have their valid points?
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
3:47:42 AM CST
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Only in an abstract sense, gbj. As I said before, I have *personal* experience with this sort of thing, on both sides. All the available evidence shows that this was an understandably naive kid with no perspective of his life. But he crossed a line.
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
3:49:35 AM CST
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if your best friend killed himself in front of you, you wouldnt resent him at least a little? you might know him, and have the sympathy there as well, but the resentment is real too and shouldnt be repressed.
guhbuhjuh
December 2nd, 2005
3:50:35 AM CST
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master I will agree with you on a purely intellectual level... on an emotional level I absolutely disagree with you and enough4... anyway.. this was a tragedy whichever way you look at it, I wish the people truly affected by this all the best. Goodnight
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
3:51:10 AM CST
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I can, Sitsu. But I think we should stay focused on what we know for sure based on what's in front of us, not on what this could be...
guhbuhjuh
December 2nd, 2005
3:51:58 AM CST
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fellas :)
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
3:52:08 AM CST
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I sympathize with him because of the psychological condition he must have been in. I sympathize with the person, the human being, not his actions.
guhbuhjuh
December 2nd, 2005
3:53:10 AM CST
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extro, stop articulating everything better than me lol.
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
3:53:25 AM CST
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okay. there is some underlying sympathy. but having been through a suicide, my gut reaction to this was a deep resentment that he'd do it the way he did. sympathy had to creep in later. understandable?
Gloppy
December 2nd, 2005
3:54:15 AM CST
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As lame as emo is, suicide is worse.
byelf2007
December 2nd, 2005
3:55:44 AM CST
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LMFAO. YES.
Raccoon
December 2nd, 2005
3:56:15 AM CST
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hehe... I called the pizza guy instead, told him to come over and watch some ytmnd with me. And yeah, no one ever does this. Actually getting ready to cut wrist or blow brain, even OD scares the hell outta everybody.. and him.
Bivi
December 2nd, 2005
3:57:44 AM CST
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I knew him fools, he went to my school. fail
Icecreamvan
December 2nd, 2005
3:58:14 AM CST
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Haha what a clown.. I guess this guy will follow next: http://virginemo.ytmnd.com
bobjizze
December 2nd, 2005
3:59:08 AM CST
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damn, that kid lived down the street from me, thats f*cked up
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
4:00:12 AM CST
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I understand Mastersitsu, at least I think I do. Your feelings are justified, but they only serve to cloud understanding and judgement...the same way this kids feelings probably clouded his.
catwatch
December 2nd, 2005
4:01:36 AM CST
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i call shens, it's probably a joke. i won't believe it until i see the obituary.
Icecreamvan
December 2nd, 2005
4:01:41 AM CST
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And whats funny; They think they get to heaven.. I personally don't believe in anything but thats just retarded. "I molest myself until I die and then I get to heaven.." WHAT?
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
4:02:03 AM CST
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Ext, there's no longer a human being, just the aftermath of his actions and his place in memory. Like I said before, when you can pinpoint which one of these girl's is traumatized for life, I'll grant him my sympathy.
catwatch
December 2nd, 2005
4:04:49 AM CST
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this could all be some huge prank or something, not like it hasn't happened before... does anyone have further proof than just myspace and comments? let me know
Bivi
December 2nd, 2005
4:06:00 AM CST
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he's dead catwatch, trust me. half my school was at some mourning meeting.
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
4:06:31 AM CST
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Enough, if you'll notice my comments this far and the way I approach and define sympathy you'll see it goes beyond his actions and their consequences to me. That isn't a conversation I'm interested in.
roxtoyz
December 2nd, 2005
4:06:49 AM CST
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Dude, I know this is ytmnd, but this is still someone's life, emo or not, I don't think it's that funny...
Fooliano
December 2nd, 2005
4:07:48 AM CST
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FIVED FOR SUICIDE! GO SUICIDE YEAAAAAHHHHHH!
BerryFC
December 2nd, 2005
4:08:15 AM CST
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I thought ytmnd was supposed to be for funny sites. What's funny about an actual suicide?
catwatch
December 2nd, 2005
4:09:00 AM CST
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roxtoyz: i don't think this was made to be funny. ytmnd has turned itself into an internet news station in a way. big things that occur get made into ytmnds if you haven't noticed
Fooliano
December 2nd, 2005
4:11:42 AM CST
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WOOOOO SUICIDE! WOOOO WOOO WOOOO!!!!!
whytemyke
December 2nd, 2005
4:15:52 AM CST
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f*ck. 800,000 rwandans get murdered in a matter of days and nobody bats an eye, but one pussy teen offs himself and everyone gets self righteous and judgemental? f*ck that. death is death.
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
4:16:36 AM CST
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Except this conversation is based entirely upon his actions and their consequences. Without them, there's no YTMND on this and there's no us posting here. You're saying depression deserves sympathy. I'm just adding that suicide, however, doesn't. Esp
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
4:17:59 AM CST
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Especially not at that age for those reasons. And I hope you understand that I can *relate* to him, even if I don't sympathize...
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
4:21:18 AM CST
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You have no idea if you can relate to him or not, enough, just like I don't. I am lucky that I'm in a state of mind right where sh*t makes sense, maybe he wasn't. I sympathize with dogs who get rabies too, even though I don't sympathize with biting
FNORDcinco
December 2nd, 2005
4:24:00 AM CST
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Best part of this ytmnd is how it made muzzleflash angry they both had the same idea...This from a guy that made a ytmnd making fun of a suicide...HILARIOUS!!!!! Oh and this ones better, wtf ^_^?
benjrh
December 2nd, 2005
4:25:39 AM CST
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If he is really dead.... This isn't funny.
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
4:28:04 AM CST
(0)
If we can conclude accurately that this kid was a depressed teen who was overtly distraught with being dumped to the point of self-inflicted pain, then yes, I relate. But not to his actions.
donbaja
December 2nd, 2005
4:29:40 AM CST
(0)
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SUCH PUSSIES? This is YTMND, this is the internet. And before you say it, when someone in my family suicides, I will be the first to make a YTMND about it. *ahem* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
darkcraze
December 2nd, 2005
4:33:32 AM CST
(0)
Even if it's in poor taste (and poor taste can be damn funny) it's still not funny. One star for bringing it to my attention, though.
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
4:35:36 AM CST
(0)
Um, because it was the police who logged in while they were conducting their investigation?
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
4:35:58 AM CST
(0)
There is a fine line between laughing at the capriciousness of life and actually being *glad* someone died, donbaja.
benjrh
December 2nd, 2005
4:37:25 AM CST
(0)
Exactly enough4 ... After the police found out that he used myspace to let people know, they had to check it out. And as the news article states.... This is very real. And all of you are very sick.
hot4intarwebs
December 2nd, 2005
4:40:49 AM CST
(0)
Too offensive for me to find funny... I'm sure we'll see this on the news when myspace gets reamed out by someone, somehow.
deadphishiy
December 2nd, 2005
4:41:16 AM CST
(0)
suicide is no excuse for being emo, the only reason anyone should EVER have to commit suicide is if you're being eaten alive by zombies, if you arent being eaten alive by zombies, and you kill yourself. well.... you werent' gonna contribute sh*t to the
donbaja
December 2nd, 2005
4:43:11 AM CST
(0)
You see, by laughing our asses off at this, we will discourage future emos from killing themselves out of fear of mockery. LAUGH AT THIS EMO AND SAVE LIVES!!
smoothmedia
December 2nd, 2005
4:43:46 AM CST
(0)
oh my god... this is so sad
BigVanVader
December 2nd, 2005
4:44:19 AM CST
(0)
HAHhaahha, this is hilarious. Only pussies commit suicide. Everybodys got problems, only a pussy cant deal with em. Anyone who is bitching about this is a pussy too.
BigVanVader
December 2nd, 2005
4:45:30 AM CST
(0)
You know whats funny in an incredibly ironic way. This "emo" kid ending his worthless life has turned many others into "emo" f*gs. Hahah, pussies. If it makes you sad, go kill yourself.
donbaja
December 2nd, 2005
4:46:44 AM CST
(0)
Yeah, you'd think the lesson to get from this is that being a pussy who cares and cries about stupid bullsh*t leads to bad things. Oh well.
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
4:49:08 AM CST
(0)
changing my vote to a 1 to avoid being associated with someone like VanVader. my friend that committed suicide lived on the streets, was beaten and abandoned by his parents. yeah right, all people who give up on life were 'pussies', i dont think so. gro
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
4:50:08 AM CST
(0)
Hey guys, check it out: the only two people on the planet that never feel sorrow or pain, on this very site at the very same time. It's a Christmas miracle.
BigVanVader
December 2nd, 2005
4:50:19 AM CST
(0)
^^^ Hahahah, he may not be a pussy, but you sure as hell are. Cry me a f*ckin river f*g.
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
4:52:40 AM CST
(0)
Vader, i hate to tell you this, but one day someone you care about will die, and you'll be very sensitive about how people treat the situation. your across the board judgment indicates you're either 12 or someone setting themself up for a big fat emo cr
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
4:54:43 AM CST
(0)
I resent the way this kid did this, and dont look down on people who dont feel sympathy to him, but saying 'all people who commit suicide are pussies' shows a vast amount of ignorance on your part.
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
4:54:49 AM CST
(0)
Sitsu, careful, don't upset Vader. You don't want to be called a pussy or a f*g. That's very hurtful language, you wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that sort of horrible abuse.
donbaja
December 2nd, 2005
4:54:50 AM CST
(0)
Again, the motivation for acts like these is usually a final cry for attention. By setting an example that such acts will only bring ridicule, I think YTMND can save lives. WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO SAVE LIVES?
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
4:58:16 AM CST
(0)
Thinking things out in a cool and collected way and maybe having a discussion never killed anybody...it never made anybody gay either, as far as I know.
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
4:59:01 AM CST
(0)
enough4: yeah I know, being called a f*g is the worst thing in the world hahahah. you should check out vaders vote history, its telling :P
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
5:00:59 AM CST
(0)
extro: you missed Vaders point: if you think about things, you're gay. if you realize life is complex, you're super gay. heh.
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
5:01:47 AM CST
(0)
Well clearly no one who anonymously flames people at 5AM for showing an iota of emotion could possibly be gay, so it stands to reason that, conversely, everyone who doesn't do that could very well be gay themselves.
anox
December 2nd, 2005
5:02:32 AM CST
(0)
Rofl, what a douchebag brat.
Fooliano
December 2nd, 2005
5:03:50 AM CST
(0)
SUICIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
5:05:30 AM CST
(0)
Yes, it appears Vader practices equality by raping men. Thus, we are the queers.
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
5:10:08 AM CST
(0)
Clearly I have a lot to learn about life from these geniuses. I've wasted so much time trying to think about sh*t.
MasterSitsu
December 2nd, 2005
5:11:27 AM CST
(0)
Vader is a f*ggot and a pussy. I'm saying this to see if I get any satisfaction from pretending to be a badass at 6:15 in the morning.
benjrh
December 2nd, 2005
5:11:38 AM CST
(0)
News says this guy shot himself in the head. Anyone who is saying this is "cool" or "awesome" or "f*cking great" is a sick perverted bastard! I mean... Yes he was emo. But he has hurt a ton of people by killing himself. Suicide isn't funny.
Extropoknight
December 2nd, 2005
5:15:35 AM CST
(0)
^lol internet
enough4
December 2nd, 2005
5:17:06 AM CST
(0)
"cum dripping dumpster breasts"? Dude, I'm so there.
Makani
December 2nd, 2005
5:19:05 AM CST
(0)
downvote
Tulio
December 2nd, 2005
5:19:32 AM CST
(0)
Just wait until someone who knew him personally comes and starts commenting.
St00pidman
December 2nd, 2005
5:21:24 AM CST
(0)
2badsosadsux2bhim.
AC230V
December 2nd, 2005
5:34:23 AM CST
(-1)
Hahahaha A day of great happiness for me. One down millions left to go!!
assrmr
December 2nd, 2005
5:36:49 AM CST
(0)
Maybe you should commit suicide so you can see how funny it is. Grow the f*ck up.
EwoudCP
December 2nd, 2005
5:36:51 AM CST
(0)
Everyone can fix their own lives if they really want it. I used to be someone who was badly mentally hurt (not emo, but just not accepted), but I threw away the old me and changed myself and now I'm very happy with my life. Of course, suicide is never fu
EwoudCP
December 2nd, 2005
5:37:51 AM CST
(0)
suicide is never fun. But he was in a spiral downwards and didn't even try to actually help himself out of it, because he was mentally weak to begin with. I'm not trying to be mean, but life is hard and he didn't even bother to brace himself. But if yo
EwoudCP
December 2nd, 2005
5:39:00 AM CST
(0)
But if you laugh at this, you need to seek help. I won't rate this, though.
Canaryfellow
December 2nd, 2005
5:39:52 AM CST
(0)
Instead of voting or commenting on the actual YTMND, I'll just say that we don't need to turn this into a policital or ethical debate.
Gatsby
December 2nd, 2005
5:45:12 AM CST
(0)
I laughed. But it's the kind of laugh where you go, "Hahahaha awwwww hahahahaha awwwww hahaha awww haha aw hahahaha awww." Because, yeah, he really did kill himself. And there's that black and white photo of him on his myspace and he just looks so
kroush
December 2nd, 2005
5:46:25 AM CST
(0)
This is ridiculous. And for that, a 5.
Gatsby
December 2nd, 2005
5:48:55 AM CST
(0)
sad that, as a girl, I can't help but feel some pity for the kid. Maternal instincts and all. But still, I've never thought too highly of those who consider and/or follow through with suicide. It's such a dumb choice, especially for someone who's o
Gatsby
December 2nd, 2005
5:50:42 AM CST
(0)
who's only 17. God damn these character restrictions on comments.
ilikehotaznz
December 2nd, 2005
5:53:31 AM CST
(0)
The fact of the matter is, this little emo brat made bad decisions, and made the choice to kill himself. I do not feel any sympathy for him, I actually feel more sympathy for his friends than I do for him.
Dinkki
December 2nd, 2005
6:03:46 AM CST
(0)
"Bet it will be a barrel o' laughs when your kid offs himself too. You could take photos and make top15 ytmnd out of it." Ofcourse you moral f*ggot.
VaderPotter
December 2nd, 2005
6:05:48 AM CST
(0)
not funny, and not nice. 1d
cameron2
December 2nd, 2005
6:11:39 AM CST
(0)
Suicide exists whether you joke about it or not. If anyone needs to grow up its the keyboard warriors making insults and egging on suicidal people then turning around and saying this YTMND is immature.
Roar-was-taken
December 2nd, 2005
6:16:45 AM CST
(0)
You get a five if you change the music to 'dead dead dead'.
letired
December 2nd, 2005
6:22:12 AM CST
(0)
what an idiot.
Dux00rs
December 2nd, 2005
6:23:00 AM CST
(0)
If you find death offensive then stop watching the news or reading the paper or, hell, just GTF off the internets. Reality is harsh, and sometimes HEILarious!
Dux00rs
December 2nd, 2005
6:30:04 AM CST
(0)
This is first time I've seen genuine tributes to a suicide on myspace, thanks for making this ytmnd or i would never have read these tributes! It's great!
MrSeksi
December 2nd, 2005
6:44:07 AM CST
(0)
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/haveyouhadyourkisstoday/joshie.jpg I still dunno if I believe all this but either way we haven't lost a cancer cure here
smoothmedia
December 2nd, 2005
6:59:14 AM CST
(0)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/lookitsme/reunion196.jpg
smoothmedia
December 2nd, 2005
7:02:58 AM CST
(0)
I love how it says "Body:" and then has directions to find his body!
doodoobutter
December 2nd, 2005
7:22:03 AM CST
(0)
He didnt really commit suicide...it showed him as being online on Dec. 1st
trickdaddy
December 2nd, 2005
7:32:27 AM CST
(0)
someone make one to "YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!"
maplejet
December 2nd, 2005
7:50:40 AM CST
(0)
THIS IS A CRAPPY FAD NOW...I DON'T GIVE A DAMN SOME EMO TEEN COMMITING SUICIDE...AND SIMPLE PLAN IS REALLY TICKING ME OFF NOW. FIND A NEW f*ckING EMO SONG BITCHES.
SmileyMan
December 2nd, 2005
8:06:54 AM CST
(0)
There is no heaving for emo people: http://www.christiananswers.net/q-dml/dml-y038.html
SmileyMan
December 2nd, 2005
8:08:28 AM CST
(0)
Heaven*
roboraptor
December 2nd, 2005
8:11:00 AM CST
(0)
All you f*gs moan about some kid you didn't even know! Go f*ck yourselves. Your moral bullsh*t won't fly on here.
Dante786
December 2nd, 2005
8:33:12 AM CST
(0)
Dude......not funny. THE GUY KILLED HIMSELF! Is that how you want to be remembered?
End
December 2nd, 2005
8:33:14 AM CST
(0)
Pfft, I have to join MySpace to see anything? f*ck that. Who cares if he killed himself, he was just a big baby. The same goes for everyone that added comments to his last entry.
End
December 2nd, 2005
8:34:16 AM CST
(0)
"I love you so so so much." And that came from a dude for f*ck's sake. No one on MySpace gives a sh*t about anyone.
ItchyBarracuda
December 2nd, 2005
8:36:25 AM CST
(0)
Anyone who finds this entertaining or funny in ANY sort of way is a sick, twisted individual.
Flaw
December 2nd, 2005
8:37:23 AM CST
(0)
5 for ownage. and how about you babies stop crying about suicide
ItchyBarracuda
December 2nd, 2005
8:37:35 AM CST
(0)
Isn't human suicide pure comedy gold? No. I don't understand what the hell goes through some peoples minds and makes them think this is funny
Freezah
December 2nd, 2005
8:39:16 AM CST
(0)
wtf are u guys moralizing and sh*t about some emo kid who u didnt even know, real death should always be considered funny we're all gonna die anyway
Flaw
December 2nd, 2005
8:39:59 AM CST
(0)
lol hes dead.
Oceandial
December 2nd, 2005
8:54:25 AM CST
(0)
Haha holy crap, YTMND nerds talking about natural selection. That's a laugh.
LiquidAssault
December 2nd, 2005
8:57:11 AM CST
(0)
Suicide is not funny, I don't care if he was emo or not.
End
December 2nd, 2005
9:03:37 AM CST
(0)
Someone should go on MySpace and put those people in his comments in their place. They really don't give a sh*t about the guy.
deepbluevibes
December 2nd, 2005
9:10:24 AM CST
(0)
total fake, this is so easy to find the #1 reason its fake if you're not a dumb sh*t, all the comments on his page are an act
ha12vey
December 2nd, 2005
9:13:23 AM CST
(0)
whoever said "woot at dead emo" deserves to be f*cking hanged, i had this person on my myspace, and didnt make a ytmnd out of respect!
CrazyRay
December 2nd, 2005
9:16:28 AM CST
(0)
"If they would rather die," said Scrooge, "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population." -A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
stratos-the-bratos
December 2nd, 2005
9:17:42 AM CST
(0)
oh boy, an emo-kid commits suicide and all the frustrated hate-kids come out of their holes and scream f*g, loser, pussy and whatnot. sometimes i think the internet consists of 90% hate-kids. wtf?
brassicaplant
December 2nd, 2005
9:30:23 AM CST
(0)
http://www.myspace.com/3005158 That's one of his friends, I'm thinking that is the girl you're all wondering about. Heh, f***ing moron. Oh well.
Patman4556
December 2nd, 2005
9:32:14 AM CST
(0)
suicide isnt funny dude. if your serious, then thats really not funny.
o0Ender0o
December 2nd, 2005
9:36:10 AM CST
(0)
what's funny is he probably had more friends and more potential than the people making fun of him. but hey, anonymity=badass, amiright?
spybot
December 2nd, 2005
9:43:21 AM CST
(0)
suicide isn't funny
rossthebossuk
December 2nd, 2005
9:45:24 AM CST
(0)
who the f*ck leaves a suicide note on myspace!! what a loser!! also he's probably not dead, just a good idea to get some attention and it's working
amaz0n
December 2nd, 2005
9:45:27 AM CST
(0)
Most people aren't taking it seriously, because deep down they probably don't believe it. I sure didn't at first, but uh... By the looks of the mass amounts of comments and his friends profiles... it doesn't look like a joke. I'll never understand
CupOfSquirrels
December 2nd, 2005
10:00:46 AM CST
(0)
I'd give you a 5 but voting doesnt seem to work for me. Yah, another emo bites the dust k?
Jaysus
December 2nd, 2005
10:11:58 AM CST
(0)
The whole emo trend is a good laugh, but you really crossed the boarder. I don't think many people would appreciate this even if you did just bash on him just because he "looked emo". If he didn't kill himself and it was a big lie, THEN it would'v
Jaysus
December 2nd, 2005
10:13:24 AM CST
(0)
*Would've been funny. But you had to cross the line with this, and it's not funny in the slightest bit.
Darklurkr
December 2nd, 2005
10:18:15 AM CST
(0)
Hey there are two? Double the Emocide! You gotta add that Simple Plan song to it. *maybe its' already on, cause i can't hear sound :D Emo kids are so stupid
Darklurkr
December 2nd, 2005
10:20:22 AM CST
(0)
My Mistake. Revised to a 5 w/ the music XD
meex
December 2nd, 2005
10:23:08 AM CST
(0)
Attention seeking emo whores at their best.
SovietRussia
December 2nd, 2005
10:36:59 AM CST
(0)
+5 for less emo kids, -2 for circumstance. Dunno whether to laugh or feel bad.
StormOfTheLightsBane
December 2nd, 2005
10:37:05 AM CST
(0)
How did he kill himself? I can't see his bullitin, just a blank page.
brassicaplant
December 2nd, 2005
10:43:07 AM CST
(0)
So...I have the phone number of (possibly) the girl this was all about. All it took was a little looking around in Myspace.
Triscuit
December 2nd, 2005
10:44:03 AM CST
(0)
His grandma said she "missed all the signs"...wouldn't his haircut be sign #1? http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_870198.php
Triscuit
December 2nd, 2005
10:45:25 AM CST
(0)
*Whoops, it was his grandfather. Another article: http://news.ncmonline.com/news/view_article.html?article_id=6d8134fbbe964d76f864b3b9682dcb19
ana86
December 2nd, 2005
10:54:57 AM CST
(0)
so not even a bit funny, that's actually sad. suicide needs to be dealt with, i hope someone actually checked out if he was really dead or not. --ana86
drjones56
December 2nd, 2005
11:02:41 AM CST
(0)
heheh... "favore"
darthlancedan
December 2nd, 2005
11:07:03 AM CST
(0)
mwap mwap If life is a race, this kid won. And lost.
BigOlePappy
December 2nd, 2005
11:09:05 AM CST
(0)
how could this happen to me?
therayven
December 2nd, 2005
11:20:00 AM CST
(0)
Like I said in the other one, just not funny. Not in a "how dare you make fun of tragedy" way, but a "that's just boring" kind of way. Seriously. Once an emo kid's dead, he stops being funny and starts decomposing. Go pick on some live ones.
rgd2k
December 2nd, 2005
11:21:10 AM CST
(0)
2 YTMNDs with the same image. On the top 15 list. More sad this than this emo f*g's death.
hyperkraz
October 18th, 2008
6:31:06 PM CDT
(0)
... but this isn't sad at all... im laughing my a$$ off.
rwnd
December 2nd, 2005
11:32:14 AM CST
(0)
250.000$ a year .. I'm still confused
robot-god
December 2nd, 2005
11:44:54 AM CST
(0)
There should be National Suicide Day, in which thousands upon thousands of teenagers do the good deed. Merry Christmas, everyone!
Dux00rs
December 2nd, 2005
11:45:08 AM CST
(0)
lol i've been reading his friends comments from before he killed himself, pity i can't see what was in his blogs
Jedi11209
December 2nd, 2005
11:52:32 AM CST
(0)
EMO = PUSSIES! If you're gonna kill ya self do it like a man! OMG EVERYONEEEE IM SLITTING MY WRISTS! GIMMIE ATTENTIONNNNNNNNNN AND HOLLLD MEEEE B4 I DO ITTTTTT AHHHHH! emo wimp.
dannyaq
December 2nd, 2005
12:13:59 PM CST
(0)
everybody saying suicide is not funny are full of sh*t. you laugh at fat and ugly and whatever other type of people on here, but when you cause them low self esteem and they commit suicide you say its wrong to laugh at them.
devilz
December 2nd, 2005
12:19:33 PM CST
(0)
He's not dead. He was on today. A guy said he was dead at the very bottom of his comments and said go to the funeral - he said this the same day Josh sent the bulletin.
enderschaos
December 2nd, 2005
12:20:09 PM CST
(0)
wow....you think people could take suicide a bit more seriously.
tommyinphinity
December 2nd, 2005
12:36:55 PM CST
(0)
thats not cool at all u should probly go die now
Adverb
December 2nd, 2005
12:40:57 PM CST
(0)
Though suicide is most definately amusing, this is a duplicate joke and does not deserve credit
bersl2
December 2nd, 2005
12:41:09 PM CST
(0)
Look, there's a continuum between emo and genuine depression. If you want to make fun of emo, you have to know the difference, and it's clear to me that the difference isn't at all obvious in this case. Suicide isn't a joke; never treat it as such, yo
R3PUBLIC0N
December 2nd, 2005
12:42:06 PM CST
(0)
pwnt
bersl2
December 2nd, 2005
12:42:18 PM CST
(0)
[ahem] Suicide isn't a joke; never treat it as such, you f*cking idiots.
promhouse
December 2nd, 2005
12:43:13 PM CST
(0)
Blah, even if he is an emo f*g, that's some depressing sh*t.
elsuperjudio
December 2nd, 2005
12:50:09 PM CST
(0)
It's not funny, but still a sad sort of entertaining.
clemsonwill04
December 2nd, 2005
12:57:51 PM CST
(0)
I'm going to hell for this, but LOL f*ckING 5 STARS FOR REDICULOUSNESS
n8phin
December 2nd, 2005
1:17:31 PM CST
(1)
OWNED!
Salta
December 2nd, 2005
1:25:10 PM CST
(0)
Suicide is a sin, he will burn in hell and be f*cked by Hitler for all eternity. Mock him all you want.
Mr-Spud
December 2nd, 2005
1:31:06 PM CST
(0)
I feel sorry for his family and friends.
Hamaien
December 2nd, 2005
1:43:16 PM CST
(0)
Unfunny and unoriginal. You guy's are *ssholes.
dustinthewind
December 2nd, 2005
1:43:36 PM CST
(0)
this isn't funny at all
Charlok
December 2nd, 2005
1:46:31 PM CST
(0)
Sombody else did it first.
ashpoop
December 2nd, 2005
1:56:46 PM CST
(1)
Rich prick. "Ohh my life is SOOO miserable"get a life.Thats darwinism for you.
RancidRabbit
December 2nd, 2005
2:04:55 PM CST
(0)
you have a heart of stone you sick peice of sh*t
Tranceplant
December 2nd, 2005
2:06:43 PM CST
(0)
Suicide isn't funny at all. Even if it's emo kids. You are stupid people, even more than these emo kids.
pilatus
December 2nd, 2005
2:08:05 PM CST
(1)
remember when that emo kid was alive? and remember when people hand wrote their suicide notes?
realsaddam
December 2nd, 2005
2:15:41 PM CST
(0)
I don't feel sorry for him at all. IMO anyone who commits suicide goes straight to hell anyway. But still, it's not funny.
OneManBukkake
December 2nd, 2005
2:16:30 PM CST
(0)
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
phan
December 2nd, 2005
2:16:38 PM CST
(1)
As previously stated by many sane people posting on this YTMND, anyone who makes mocks another's pain REGARDLESS of their unfortunate decision to even contemplate or otherwise commit the act of suicide, makes you an equally idiotic individual if not trip
ericzed
December 2nd, 2005
2:18:53 PM CST
(0)
*************************************** It's funny because his friends on his myspace are all like "Omg i'll see you in heaven." PEOPLE WHO KILL THEMSELVES GO TO HELL. READ THE BIBLE, EMOS. I have no respect for pussies who kill themselves. You
phan
December 2nd, 2005
2:20:36 PM CST
(0)
ely as stupid. Those of you who commented positively would seem to believe suicide to be a comical thing and would obviously demene others who have or are thinking of killing themselves. If there is a God, you people will be cast into a sea of darkness, t
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