Willy Wonka Addresses Congress
Created on: December 14th, 2005
Willy Wonka Addresses Congress
Willy Wonka tells Congress they don't get a lifetime supply of chocolate because they stole fizzy lifting drinks.

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December 14th, 2005
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Win.
December 14th, 2005
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Agrees^
December 15th, 2005
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WIN! Very good recording, good echo, love it.
December 15th, 2005
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5 nice one
December 15th, 2005
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Why had this not been done yet? Five the the max, you win.
December 15th, 2005
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lame
December 15th, 2005
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exactly what I expected
December 15th, 2005
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god damnit you win......
December 15th, 2005
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Cinq.
December 15th, 2005
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BEST YTMND SITE -EVER-!! =D
December 15th, 2005
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Nicely done.
December 15th, 2005
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you LOSE! good DAY sir!
December 15th, 2005
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Excellent. 5/5
December 15th, 2005
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4 until you add the clapping after he says "you lose good day sir".
December 15th, 2005
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Hahaha win on so many levels.
December 15th, 2005
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YOU WIN. GOOD DAY SIR.
December 15th, 2005
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lol thats hot
December 15th, 2005
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hahaha
December 15th, 2005
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I never knew "You lose, good day sir" was from Willy Wonka...
December 15th, 2005
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All these '....addresses congress' sites are straying from the irony of the original 'Chunk addresses congress' but this is still funny!
December 15th, 2005
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December 15th, 2005
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This is the best YTMND ever!
December 15th, 2005
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A fine second to "Chunk addresses congress".
December 15th, 2005
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no clapping at the end... he should stomp out of congress (foot stomp, muttering in background all echo'd)
December 15th, 2005
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Tarded. 3'd because it needed clapping...
December 15th, 2005
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good monologue...but i don't like where this fad is going
December 15th, 2005
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Solid!
December 16th, 2005
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hahahaha i roffled
December 16th, 2005
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Logged in just to 5
December 16th, 2005
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YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!
December 16th, 2005
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Very nice. What program did you use to get the microphone type echo?
December 16th, 2005
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Dude the clapping would ruin it. Shut up you f*gs.
December 17th, 2005
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You win. Good day, sir!
December 17th, 2005
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Beautiful.
December 17th, 2005
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4 for the lack of applauds. Otherwise excellent.
December 17th, 2005
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section 37b ftw
December 17th, 2005
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Best Address Congress site out there...the echo, the sound of the slamming papers...all excelent!
December 17th, 2005
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YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR! FTW!
December 17th, 2005
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YOU GET ONE FREE INTERNET. GOOD DAY SIR.
December 17th, 2005
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I listened to it all waiting for the applause at the end, and it wasnt there! :( .. add clapping for instant fiven.
December 17th, 2005
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roflcakes, i knew someone would do this.
December 17th, 2005
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December 17th, 2005
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4 for lack of applause
December 17th, 2005
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lol i pulled n00b just now. Ignore above^ anyway my vote is 4 for the time being.
December 17th, 2005
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you win! good day sir!
December 17th, 2005
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I reall wanted a load cheer at the end...
December 17th, 2005
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f*ck! Loud*
December 17th, 2005
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needs an applause at the end imo... get that and u get a 5... :mrgreen:
December 17th, 2005
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Faultless
December 17th, 2005
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Sounds more like: "Willy Wonka is a member of Congress."
December 17th, 2005
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hahaha great update - changed to a 5
December 17th, 2005
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Update makes perfect! Winnar is YOU!
December 17th, 2005
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YOU WIN! GOOD NIGHT SIR!
December 17th, 2005
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You win at YTMND. Take out all the claping and junk at the end.
December 17th, 2005
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Best Congress YTMND so far.
December 17th, 2005
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Love the new ending!
December 17th, 2005
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as promised here is my 5, give u more if i cpould... f*cking funny as f*ck... one of the best addressing congress ones ever :mrgreen:
December 17th, 2005
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How can you do a thing like this? You're an inhuman monster!
December 17th, 2005
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the "I SAID GOOD DAY" at the end made it for me. 5.
December 17th, 2005
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get rid of the fizzy lifting part, it makes it really dumb.
December 17th, 2005
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the sex
December 17th, 2005
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In Wonka We Trust
December 17th, 2005
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I said good day!
December 17th, 2005
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Instant win....
December 17th, 2005
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December 17th, 2005
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I totally saw that coming.
December 17th, 2005
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that was great
December 17th, 2005
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5 stars! always unique! heres mine of microsoft addressing congress LMAO microsoftcongress.ytmnd.com thanks for the view/vote =]
December 17th, 2005
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Best Congress YTMND yet.
December 17th, 2005
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clapping pls
December 17th, 2005
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You LOSE! Good DAY, sir! /5
December 17th, 2005
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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD REALLY GOOD!!!
December 17th, 2005
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aahahahaahha @ "I SAID GOOD DAY!"
December 17th, 2005
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I SAID "GOOD DAY"! +5
December 17th, 2005
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Niiiiiiiice.
December 17th, 2005
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AMAZING update. =D
December 17th, 2005
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Update adds a fifth dimension to an already perfect fourth dimensional object. A quantum tesseract of a YTMND, sir.
December 17th, 2005
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The "adresses Congress" YTMNDs aren't funny.
December 17th, 2005
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YOU WIN! good day sir! (+5 for the parade music)
December 17th, 2005
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Awesome update, good job!
December 17th, 2005
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do they really have a congressional band play after every speech?
December 17th, 2005
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^ No, but anything's possible with Willy Wonka. To answer a previous question: the reverb was done with CoolEdit's Reverb, "Large Occupied Hall" preset.
December 17th, 2005
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Oh man, if you get rid of the fizzy drinks and ceiling part of the speech it will work PERFECTLY with the recent problems of the Bush administration (NSA spy leak and failure to renew the Patriot Act thus far).
December 17th, 2005
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haha, exactly! and I love the long pause "I said Good day!" *thunderous applause* (and1forlife01 and uberman) should have their accounts banned for downvoting)
December 17th, 2005
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*fap fap fap*
December 17th, 2005
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instant favorite for me...
December 17th, 2005
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Don't add clapping, add murmers in the audience instead. That would be all kinds of awesome.
December 17th, 2005
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haha
December 17th, 2005
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You Win, Good Day Sir.
December 17th, 2005
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Absolutly brilliant!!!!
December 17th, 2005
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You pass with flying colors!
December 18th, 2005
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wonderful
December 18th, 2005
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Excellent
December 18th, 2005
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Awesome, very nice. :D!
December 18th, 2005
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Brilliant use of a fad... You WIN! Good day sir!
December 18th, 2005
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That is just great.
December 18th, 2005
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MEMO BIS PUNITOR DELICATUM!!!
December 18th, 2005
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You win. Good day sir.
December 18th, 2005
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I SAID FIVE STARS!
December 18th, 2005
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best use of the fad
December 18th, 2005
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It gets a 3 for the pic and the echo, but its not 5 material
December 18th, 2005
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did u watch it to the end? its freaking wkd
December 18th, 2005
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Nice one.
December 18th, 2005
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December 18th, 2005
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YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINK!
December 18th, 2005
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Own3d
December 18th, 2005
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Kicks ass! 5 stars~
December 18th, 2005
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:)
December 18th, 2005
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Auto 5 cause you left the You Lose, Good Day sir in.
December 18th, 2005
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WW for the win.
December 18th, 2005
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I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!
December 18th, 2005
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there was applause.. 10 out of 5
December 18th, 2005
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Absolutly fantastic. 5'ed.
December 18th, 2005
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Wins.
December 18th, 2005
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make the pause to the I SAID GOOD DAY part slightly shorter
December 18th, 2005
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This is the best thing to come out of this gay-ass fad.
December 18th, 2005
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5 star's! heres mine http://chinesecongress.ytmnd.com/ thanks for the vote/view
December 18th, 2005
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NEW ENDING WINS!
December 18th, 2005
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Brilliant. 5/5
December 18th, 2005
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This is awesome. Excellent job.
December 18th, 2005
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YAY!
December 18th, 2005
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the end is the best.
December 18th, 2005
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very gooooood
December 18th, 2005
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sex
December 18th, 2005
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WIN! 5!
December 18th, 2005
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hahah this is the first one of this fad which I have enjoyed. goodjob man
December 18th, 2005
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niice
December 18th, 2005
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aww mayun congress stole fizzy lifting drinks ;(
December 18th, 2005
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YOU LOSE GOOD DAY SIR!pretty damn good.
December 18th, 2005
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Awsome.
December 18th, 2005
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makes no sense at all
December 18th, 2005
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YES!
December 18th, 2005
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If you say it makes no sense then you've obviously never seen the movie or known what thinking is. This is a work of art. this YTMND ftw.
December 18th, 2005
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A winner is you.
December 18th, 2005
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love the ending.. I SAID GOOD DAY YAYYY
December 18th, 2005
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I SAID GOOD DAY!
December 19th, 2005
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Love the clock noise after he stops talking! I SAID GOOD DAY!
December 19th, 2005
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I wish I could think of stuff like this.
December 19th, 2005
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I could so picture that scene.
December 19th, 2005
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should of been a court room instead of congress
December 19th, 2005
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Perfect... just was the 'Addresses Congress' fad needed.
December 19th, 2005
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Better than I expected. Quite nice. 5'd!
December 19th, 2005
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YOU LOOSE
December 19th, 2005
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That was excellent
December 19th, 2005
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Another 5 for the sound update!
December 19th, 2005
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do you parents know that you are taking drugs?
December 19th, 2005
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THERE IS CLAPPING! Stay and listen, he'll say " I said GOOD DAY! " after awhile and then they'll clap.
December 19th, 2005
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dude im laughing so hard im cryin'. gj.
December 19th, 2005
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Uh-huh
December 19th, 2005
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I had to log in to 5 this. LMAO, it goes so well with the situation, and it only gets funnier when he mentions fizzy lifting drinks.
December 19th, 2005
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I mean, it's pretty hilarious to envision hundreds of politicians bumping into the ceiling.
December 20th, 2005
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This is Wonka. It is made out of chocolate and win. The senatators are surely boring, so the danger must be growning. And their not showing, any signs that they are blowing.
December 20th, 2005
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All offers shall become null and void, BITCHES!
December 20th, 2005
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f*cking win.
December 22nd, 2005
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5. -1 for (Update!!!) viewhack
December 22nd, 2005
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It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal.
December 23rd, 2005
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5'd for the update, thnx
December 24th, 2005
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love the update
December 24th, 2005
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*uses autofire on 5 button*
December 28th, 2005
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dude this made me cry
December 30th, 2005
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I can't stop watching this!! XD
January 15th, 2006
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I love it!
January 16th, 2006
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XD I waited until the very end. That was f*cking awesome.
January 21st, 2006
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Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
February 1st, 2006
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charlie, come back! you've won!
February 5th, 2006
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this is genius
February 6th, 2006
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Classic
February 15th, 2006
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In order to echo a true State of the Union, it needs random bursts of applause. As it is though, it is still 5 material.
February 27th, 2006
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LOL, it's perfect. http://bluethingcongress.ytmnd.com/
March 29th, 2006
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April 28th, 2006
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Genius
May 6th, 2006
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Complete "good day sir" fad AND the "I SAID GOOD DAY" after the ankwary silence. FIVEFIVEFIVE!
May 20th, 2006
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5 for 5weet
May 26th, 2006
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Thanks everyone for your votes and putting Total Votes over 1000, making this my most popular YTMND by far. I just peaked at this today for the first time in quite a while, and it really bursts out of the gate with "Wrong, sir, WRONG!" No wonder it was so well received. Watching this climb the Top 5/Top 15 way back when was exciting. *suddenly feels nostalgic* I'm obviously no YTMND master, but I'm glad I could make at least one popular site. Again, thanks to you all!
June 17th, 2006
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Wrong sir!! wrong!!
June 19th, 2006
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... I SAID GOOD DAY!
June 23rd, 2006
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that was damn good!
June 25th, 2006
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You lose! Good Day, sir!
June 30th, 2006
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lol winner
July 1st, 2006
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Fad isn't funny, but this ones pretty good
July 4th, 2006
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It needs clapping after the good day sir!
July 9th, 2006
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Fav'd, fantastic work sir.
July 15th, 2006
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love the ending
July 21st, 2006
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Amazing.
July 21st, 2006
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you can put it on the board......yes!!
August 1st, 2006
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I lol'd
August 9th, 2006
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This is unbelievably funny. Why aren't I allowed to vote 11 stars?!
August 17th, 2006
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Sounds like what the government is trying to do today. All rights, privledges will be taken away ect,ect.
August 18th, 2006
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August 18th, 2006
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sorry, blank comment
September 17th, 2006
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Awesome!!! The best Congress one yet!!! A+
October 10th, 2006
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xD secret nazi surprise ending!
October 20th, 2006
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Brilliance. YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
November 13th, 2006
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You should have had congress applaud after his speech.
November 25th, 2006
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You get nothing, You lose! Good Day Sir!
December 2nd, 2006
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Oh sh*t, I remember watching this a long time ago!
January 4th, 2007
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I had never watched to the ..............."I SAID GOOD DAY!" portion before. Glad I did ^_^
January 31st, 2007
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Perfect ending.
February 10th, 2007
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pause a little too long
February 25th, 2007
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The reverb is amazing. I loved this.
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COMPLETELY what I was expecting, but I loved it anyways :D :D :D
June 4th, 2007
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of all, this is the best addressess congress
July 17th, 2007
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If this was centered instead of tiled it would get a 4.
November 12th, 2007
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I SAID GOOD DAY!
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still one of the greatest ytmnds ever!!!!
March 29th, 2012
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