Are you a bad enough dude to get a BJ in class?
Created on: December 22nd, 2005
Are you a bad enough dude to get a BJ in class?
Teacher's report of a kid caught getting a BJ at school. Oh, snap!

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January 3rd, 2006
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Amazing. If this were my son, I'd be proud. Really, I would.
January 3rd, 2006
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f*cking awsome
January 3rd, 2006
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His name, is Dixon. Priceless.
January 3rd, 2006
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A BJ and 3 days off? That is awesome.
January 3rd, 2006
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Brilliant. Just brilliant.
January 3rd, 2006
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best day of his life no school and got a blow out of it
January 3rd, 2006
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A BJ, and then 3 days off? f*ck! Kids should be so lucky!
January 3rd, 2006
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PWNT
January 3rd, 2006
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if this were mine, i'd set it to 'its my life' by bon jovi, or 'livin on the edge' by aerosmith. but still, 5'd.
January 3rd, 2006
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lol
January 3rd, 2006
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it says "practice field" so was it a gym teacher? because "receiving" is spelled wrong.
January 3rd, 2006
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River City Ransom music, great. BJs, great. Stupid *ss high school sh*t, great.
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NICE.
January 3rd, 2006
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RCR music is absolutely perfect for this
January 3rd, 2006
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I have a new hero.
January 3rd, 2006
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X-P
January 3rd, 2006
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I love the choice of music! River City Ransom all the way!
January 3rd, 2006
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Awesome, All my five stars are belong to this. Bonus points for the River City Ransom Music.
January 3rd, 2006
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A real american hero.
January 3rd, 2006
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Pwned. Lol.
January 3rd, 2006
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HEY! How did you guys get your hands on my referral!?
January 3rd, 2006
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Good job.
January 3rd, 2006
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Three days for a headjob? That's totally weak! I was suspended indefinitely for the last two weeks of school this year for way less than that!
January 3rd, 2006
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Good job, kiddoz!
January 3rd, 2006
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That's all he got for that? Dude, that school rocks. I wish I had attended there.
January 3rd, 2006
(-1)
Who the f*ck cares?
January 3rd, 2006
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Something doesn't make sense about this one. Scratch that. Everything doesn't make sense about this one.
January 3rd, 2006
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5ed for river city ransom, -1 cuz my school woulda expelled his ass
January 3rd, 2006
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2K1 FTW.
January 3rd, 2006
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If you read it closely you notice he didn't get 3 days off.. It was an in school suspension :(
January 3rd, 2006
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ISS 3 days for oral secks in school. Man, what a punishment. I wish I were still in high school, you got suspended for what you should get arrested for in the real world.
January 3rd, 2006
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Are you bad enough to repeat a YTMND I made like awhile ago? Doesn't matter because it's still funny! lol. oralschool.ytmnd.com
January 3rd, 2006
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Ahahaha, the music...
January 3rd, 2006
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-2 for making me at first believe that this happened in-class. +1 for music.
October 17th, 2010
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maths r hard
January 3rd, 2006
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Whoa. 5'd!
January 3rd, 2006
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GOOD GRIEF!
January 3rd, 2006
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Where is this kid? I'd blow him!
January 3rd, 2006
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river city ransom!
January 3rd, 2006
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This guy was either a stud, or he got a bj from a handicap chick. Either way, awesome.
January 3rd, 2006
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-1 for not actually using the Bad Dues theme.
January 3rd, 2006
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hahaha thats sickkkk i definitly would high-five my son right in front of the administration when i was called in
January 3rd, 2006
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Funny, but old.
January 3rd, 2006
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Now that's a winnar.
January 3rd, 2006
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Dude, THAT"S HOT. I want my gf to give me a BJ in school now... :D
January 3rd, 2006
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that owns so hard.
January 3rd, 2006
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Good to see teachers have great grammar in that school. What is it, Harlem CC?
January 3rd, 2006
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Sc0r3. That would've sucked if he didn't finish, though. But he wins the internets.
January 3rd, 2006
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you f*cking win
January 3rd, 2006
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What a F*cking pimp o_O -1 for sh*tty music
January 3rd, 2006
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This man is a martyr.
January 3rd, 2006
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http://elmokills.ytmnd.com/
January 3rd, 2006
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+1000000000000000000000000000000 for RCR. :)
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um, its probably fake because the location says "Practice Field" but the letter says "in class". also, this happens at my school a lot so its not like it makes you go "wow", instead your just a bit surprised. the guy wouldnt be know as "the kid who got a
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bj in school" but as "yet another kid who got a bj in school". i won't downvote but I'm not 5ing it either.
January 3rd, 2006
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Nice use of the River City Ransom music.
January 3rd, 2006
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Is this Fulton County, Georgia, because that's where I live and the sheets look just like that.
January 3rd, 2006
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What a badass.
January 3rd, 2006
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Lucky guy, lol
January 3rd, 2006
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haha, that kid will forever be known as the guy who got a blowjob during class. 3 day suspension is totally worth it. props to the girl for doing it during class too, that takes guts.
January 3rd, 2006
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Haha. I love how the teacher describes it.
January 3rd, 2006
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Chris, You're the Man Now, Dog!!
January 3rd, 2006
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River City Ransom reference + River City Ransom music = instant 5
January 3rd, 2006
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You can have class on a practice field. Way to go kid, hope you gave her a mouth full. :/
January 3rd, 2006
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absofriggenlutely beautiful
January 3rd, 2006
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River City Ransom = Win
January 3rd, 2006
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I heard the RCR music and 5d it instantly.
January 3rd, 2006
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That says in-school suspension, which means he sits in a tiny room for 3 days with 2 or 3 other people doing nothing. Still worth it though
January 3rd, 2006
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er, 3 school days. For our less intelligent readers.
January 3rd, 2006
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holy mother ffffff
January 3rd, 2006
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Your my f*ckin HERO man!! no lie
January 3rd, 2006
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chris dixon. you're the man now, dog. but..seriously.
January 3rd, 2006
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No, but you're a bad enough dude to steal an image from another site and make a YTMND out of it.
January 3rd, 2006
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wow. this is gold.
January 3rd, 2006
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Three days off /and/ a blowjob, that kid knows how to play his cards right.
January 3rd, 2006
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lmao RCR wins the internetwork
January 3rd, 2006
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When this kid's parents were called, I bet his Dad was wiping away a tear because he was so proud of him.
January 3rd, 2006
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yay
January 3rd, 2006
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ah the famous referral slip.
January 3rd, 2006
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LOOOOOOOOL Pimp.
January 3rd, 2006
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lol lucky kid =D
January 3rd, 2006
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dude, that rules, what happened to the girl? insertwackynamehere, u are a dumsh*t, read it again or U LOSE, cuz teach sent him 'back' to class
January 3rd, 2006
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Give this man a medal! 5!
January 3rd, 2006
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It would be even better if the teacher had checked "Had private conference with student". _>
January 3rd, 2006
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A BJ and three days out of school! Noice! I remmber this happening at my school but it was on the bus.
January 3rd, 2006
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OH SNAP
January 3rd, 2006
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I can only hope to raise a son to be like that someday.
January 3rd, 2006
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Choice!
January 3rd, 2006
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Chris Dixon... I salute you.
January 3rd, 2006
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For three days... what crazy *ss mixed up school is this. And what is the world comming to! THREE DAYS
January 4th, 2006
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HOLY sh*t!!!!
January 4th, 2006
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Music is f*cked and so are you
January 4th, 2006
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score.
January 4th, 2006
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ahahah he got bawlz lol
January 4th, 2006
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While this is easily fakable (just get a blank page of report paper from an Atlanta school), but frankly I don't think it is. That is because of one reason and one reason alone, due to the fact the parent last name is different than the student's name. If
January 4th, 2006
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chris dixion is the man now dog!
January 4th, 2006
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a bj in english class would be a lot funnier nut teh practice field is ok i guess
January 4th, 2006
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Lucky bastard.
January 4th, 2006
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my exgf in japan sucked my dick in class but i didnt get caught cuz of the light bein out LOLz! F U C K . N I G G E R S !
January 4th, 2006
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RCR tune = 5
January 4th, 2006
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I like how it says "Practice Fielol".
January 4th, 2006
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Fived for that kid's sheer awesomeness, fived for "Practice Fielol" and fived for the last downvoter's comment getting cut off.
January 4th, 2006
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XD Practice FieLOL! "A BJ and 3 days off? That is awesome." Yeah that's what I thought! What strict punishment that school holds! XD
January 4th, 2006
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But hah, leave it to an Atlanta school to not care more.
January 4th, 2006
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:>
January 4th, 2006
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logged in to 5 it. :)
January 4th, 2006
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So we can be sure that the person giving the BJ was a girl right? If so, who is she? lol
January 4th, 2006
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lol check our their slogan: Fulton County Schools - "Where Students Come First" www.fultonschools.org
January 4th, 2006
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Wow...I live near that school..
January 4th, 2006
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haha look @ his name, Chris DIXON!
January 4th, 2006
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Nice.
January 4th, 2006
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i am not bad enough to get a bj in class but i sure as hell will f*ck your sister. seriously
January 4th, 2006
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Dumbass, should've done it during lunch.
January 4th, 2006
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Thats the kind of person you want to idolize
January 4th, 2006
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It's an in-school suspension. It's not really 3 days off
January 4th, 2006
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*barf*
January 4th, 2006
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It happened outside at the practice field, not in the middle of a classroom. The gym teacher probably caught them screwing underneath the bleachers.
January 4th, 2006
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Perfect choice with River City Ransom. 5'd
January 4th, 2006
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It also happened at 8 PM, so school wasn't even insession...
January 4th, 2006
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"also, this happens at my school a lot" Okay, sure. Shut the f*ck up. Anyway, awesome. Change the song to "Pimp" by 50 cent, and this may be the best YTMND ever. Chris Dixon, you own.
January 4th, 2006
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"So we can be sure that the person giving the BJ was a girl right? If so, who is she? lol" I believe it said "while the female was at her knees in front of him". So yes, it's a girl.
January 4th, 2006
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Spit or swallow?
January 4th, 2006
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lol I know someone named Chris Dixon...I wonder if this is him!!
January 4th, 2006
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"It also happened at 8 PM"...looks like 8:30 AM to me. also, anyone notice under "Action Taken Prior To Referral" at the bottom of the left hand side it says "(oral or written). teacher should have circled "oral".
January 4th, 2006
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Nice! Only in Atlanta.
January 4th, 2006
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Only Christian Fundamentalist terrorists, i.e. Southern wackos, would have a problem with sex. Allah Ackbar!!!
January 4th, 2006
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That sucks ass. That guy got in-school suspension. That's the worst kind.
January 4th, 2006
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But it's worth it to get a blowjob and become an internet legend at the same time.
January 4th, 2006
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I think whenever "Are you a bad enough dude..." is used, the Bad Dudes theme should be used. If you fix it, I'll give you a 5
January 4th, 2006
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only 3 days out wow
January 4th, 2006
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LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS CATCH YOUR ATTENTION
January 4th, 2006
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BJ in class FTW
January 4th, 2006
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google search for "fulton county school chris dixon" produces nearly 150 thousand results... wtf.
January 4th, 2006
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High Five, son!
January 4th, 2006
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damn, if only I could do high school all over again...
January 4th, 2006
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The music reminded me of the PC version of Willy Beamish for some reason. But this sir I give a five. How is it faked? CHANGE TO BAD DUDES THEME!
January 4th, 2006
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love it.
January 4th, 2006
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reminds me of a friend who got caught having sex in the student parking lot LOLOL
January 4th, 2006
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holy sh*t! I have a friend named Chris Dixon! and if he isn't now, he'll be 16 by the end of the school year. 9999friends with samename as new ytmnd celeb out of 5!!!! chris dixon FTW!!!
January 4th, 2006
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LMAO,3 days off?I love how the guy describes it too.
January 4th, 2006
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What a noob.
January 4th, 2006
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its 8:30 am, retards. if you read it, it says that he was instructed to go to the principles office, but went to class instead. and anyone who says "who cares" has probably never gotten a blowjob before. 5 for oral sex.
January 4th, 2006
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Too bad its bullsh*t :| 3 days my *ss you'd get kicked out of school for sh*t even not as bad as that :P
January 4th, 2006
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America Rules.
January 4th, 2006
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I bet those kids were preppies.
January 4th, 2006
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oh snap, all we've had at my school is a kid who pissed himself out of spite for a teacher o.O
January 4th, 2006
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>.< forgot to vote
January 4th, 2006
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http://gaybj.ytmnd.com/
January 4th, 2006
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n****rs should be so lucky!
January 4th, 2006
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SURELY A STUDENT COULD NEVER GET A HOLD OF YELLOW SLIPS!
January 4th, 2006
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sh*tty and gay
January 4th, 2006
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^You probbably can't read 5'd
January 4th, 2006
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this is a good test to see who has touched a girl and who hasnt! If they gave u a 1, they definatly havent or will never touch a girl
January 4th, 2006
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Logged in to 5 this....mainly for teh RCR. Good sh*t.
January 4th, 2006
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LOL shut up you nerd. Nice description by the teacher.
January 4th, 2006
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If the top was Photoshopped better (no creases = false) this would be great.
January 4th, 2006
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http://bjinclass.ytmnd.com/ Take a closer look at the note.
January 4th, 2006
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Damn, that kid wins at life.
January 4th, 2006
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+5 for the hardcore nature of this pimp.
January 5th, 2006
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3 days? I got suspended for a week for drawing a picture of my friend mom sucking his peter!
January 5th, 2006
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true balla
January 5th, 2006
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wow...BJ in class....
January 8th, 2006
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http://ovalofficebj.ytmnd.com
January 10th, 2006
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i think we all know he means you are sh*tty and gay, "SpadeZ" afterall it is true
January 19th, 2006
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Where did you get it? Was it you?
January 21st, 2006
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To be honest, I can't remember where I found it. I was just looking through my pictures folder and ran into it. So, no, it wasn't me. I'm not cool enough to do something like that...:(
January 21st, 2006
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My God. This guys wins twenty Internets.
May 6th, 2006
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Hooray River City Ransom!
May 17th, 2006
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3 DAYS!!!! in my school we would have gotten 10 easily- hell, even expelled
May 20th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
June 1st, 2006
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ogm
June 9th, 2006
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Wins, if for the music. I'm sorry but I can't see this guy as a legend or anything. Sex in class doesn't send me into shock and awe. In today's world I'm not surprised.
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brilliant title
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The girl must be an uber-slut
June 20th, 2006
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It says he received at 8:30am too, nice.
June 22nd, 2006
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why is it scrunched up.
June 23rd, 2006
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his last name is dixon, come one teachers!
June 24th, 2006
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My hero. gettin your dick sucked _and_ a 3 day vacation? EPIC.
June 28th, 2006
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RCR music made this a 5.. though it reeks of fakeness, it didn't say who was giving the BJ...
June 29th, 2006
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If I had kids I would be proud if that happened to them.
June 30th, 2006
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A blow job and a three day holiday? This kid is my hero.
July 4th, 2006
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river city randsom!
July 9th, 2006
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The funny thing is this happened now five years ago.
July 11th, 2006
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Dad - "What did you do at school today son" Son - "I got a blowjob and 3 days off" Dad - "*Sobs I couldn't be more proud......."
July 11th, 2006
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THAT IS ONE BAD DUDE
July 14th, 2006
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river city ransom = teh win
July 14th, 2006
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I doubt that is real. If so, f*ckin' awesome, if not, the thought of it is awesome.
July 15th, 2006
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i knew it would happen SOMEDAY
July 16th, 2006
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OMFG 5'd for the river city ransom music!
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I'd frame it.
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4'd for report card+ 1 for music!
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And all he got was 3 days in-school suspension!?!? Dear God, we've hit rock bottom.
July 21st, 2006
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why not use the bad dudes theme song?
July 23rd, 2006
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What a guy...but Sunday Funday owns River City Ransom :D
July 24th, 2006
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This happened on my school bus one time
July 25th, 2006
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Now shot kid, 1 in a million!
July 27th, 2006
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thats great
August 2nd, 2006
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hahaha1
August 2nd, 2006
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bad theme music
August 2nd, 2006
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LOL
August 4th, 2006
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damn im jealous...
August 8th, 2006
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BJ approves this BJ.
August 10th, 2006
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Holy ****!
August 10th, 2006
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wtf this has to be fake
August 14th, 2006
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Classic
August 15th, 2006
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Only 3 days? Haha! awesome.
August 16th, 2006
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dude wtf? 3 Days? damn. I got a 3 day suspension for saying f*ck in school
August 16th, 2006
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FAKE. I've seen it before somewhere on the interwebs where it is declared fake.
August 17th, 2006
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5d, cause this happened at my school. Except it was and assembly, and it was a handjob. And the kid ran out of the school into the woods, and then another 4 miles away from the school.
August 21st, 2006
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FAKE. Well, pretty much fake. Me and my friends have stolen numerous referel slips of teachers desks and done funny things wuith them. It seems like this is just that
August 21st, 2006
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winner
August 22nd, 2006
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River City Ransom gets you an auto-five.
August 27th, 2006
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Dixon? suspicious
August 27th, 2006
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anyone wanna see if this fella has a myspace? fulton county is in georgia. i think its zip is 30315.
August 27th, 2006
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Awesome sh*t, congrats to him
August 28th, 2006
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Sh*t, dude- at our school you get three days OSS for leaving school at any point during the day- even 5 minutes before the end of the day (happened to a friend of mine)!
August 30th, 2006
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It was an IN school suspension.
September 1st, 2006
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If only it was you
September 1st, 2006
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And apperently I CANT VOTE
September 2nd, 2006
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This guy is the f*ckin man. Pics of the act taking place?
September 10th, 2006
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Somehow, the music just fits. Fived.
September 13th, 2006
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+5 Good one. Now just wait for Ebaum to steal it!
September 18th, 2006
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i highly dobt this is true
September 18th, 2006
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Needs Bad Dudes music.
September 22nd, 2006
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of course its fake
November 2nd, 2006
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"Amazing. If this were my son, I'd be proud. Really, I would." (Psychology) lol, true that! =`D
November 2nd, 2006
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Olddddddd
November 11th, 2006
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Best day ever.
April 16th, 2007
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Wow, looks like I have a big fan club now. I was stupid enough to scan this to show my friends and one of them uploaded it to consumptionjunction.com and it blew up from there. The chick was pretty hot and I got a hand job from her in the ISS room. My mom has been getting phone calls for 5 years asking if that is real and yes, it is. I am going to take a picture of myself holding up the original and post it up here. Too bad the phone numbers are blacked out here - my mom gets a kick out of the phone calls!
May 29th, 2007
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i havent had a BJ in class, but i have had 3 in bathrooms before i graduated. but i did in fact smoke pot in a classroom at jackson.