Chuck Norris Is emo
Created on: January 3rd, 2006
Chuck Norris Is emo
The shocking truth- Chuck Norris IS Emo.

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January 9th, 2006
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LOL...this is on collegehumor with the tag "Good News: There may be a cure for cancer". Funny stuff.
January 9th, 2006
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w00t for f*ckin college humor \m/ and damn, I feel betrayed. so there the cure is out there but chuck is hiding it?
January 9th, 2006
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January 9th, 2006
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OH MY GOD CANCER IS CURED ALERT SOMEBODY
January 9th, 2006
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This is only a ploy set forth by Chuck Norris to lure docters to him. This is due to Chuck wanting to roundhouse some docters to the face.
January 9th, 2006
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A clever trick. Good work Chuck!
January 9th, 2006
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lmao at the cancer is cured. that comment alone being apart of this site got it a 5.
January 9th, 2006
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Check can cry if he wants....for his tears cure cancer....if its emo to cure cancer then f*ck you.
January 9th, 2006
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Does this mean their might be a cure for cancer?
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So...crying is emo? And making fun of someone who cried because he saw a friend die is funny? This is sickening.
January 9th, 2006
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Chuck is not emo
January 9th, 2006
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WTF, that isn't emo.
January 9th, 2006
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lawlzorez
January 9th, 2006
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-1000 for calling chuck norris emo but i can only go down to 1
January 9th, 2006
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Norris is a man. Calling him EMO gives you a automatic 1. Sorry, had to be done.
January 9th, 2006
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Chuck Norris' Tears cure cancer, TOO BAD HE HAS NEVER CRIED.
January 9th, 2006
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Lies...
January 9th, 2006
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dfesta, chuck norris WILL roundhouse kick you for this.
January 10th, 2006
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Chuck Norris pwns Jesus. True story.
January 10th, 2006
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only chuck norris can totally admit to crying in an interview without even thinking twice about it
January 10th, 2006
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ITS A LIE
January 10th, 2006
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his head was the size of a PUMPKIN! pictures needed, plz
January 10th, 2006
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Sorry, but I don't find brain tumours and trauma hilarious.
January 10th, 2006
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What this ytmnd fails to mention, is that Chuck Norris cries dark matter.
January 10th, 2006
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It can't be true can it chuck?:'( You really killed Bruce Lee your crying was just an act.
January 10th, 2006
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STFU CHUCK NORRIS IS A LEVEL 75 PALADIN SO HE CRIED BECAUSE DARTH VADER FOUND HIS LACK OF FAITH "DISTURBING"
January 10th, 2006
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BEHOWLD I BRING TO YOU THE TRUTH!! http://chuckdisturbsvader.ytmnd.com/
January 10th, 2006
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How dare you insult THE MAN. http://texasrangerstyle.ytmnd.com/
January 10th, 2006
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His tears cure cancer, so don't make fun of him for crying, motherf*cker
January 10th, 2006
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Too bad he had a tumour.
January 10th, 2006
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uno
January 10th, 2006
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Omg chuck what have u done.. :'(
January 10th, 2006
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Chuck Norris = whoop yur ass
January 10th, 2006
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For those of you who still don't get it, go to this site and look around a bit. You'll see. http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
January 10th, 2006
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dude this is sick his head was like pumpkin an ur makin jokes abotu what he saw UR SICK AN THIS GETS a 1 for how sick it is an nnot funny at all
January 10th, 2006
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i hope they saved his tears
January 10th, 2006
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Blasphemy, you cannot go against Norris.
January 10th, 2006
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http://www.collegehumor.com/ You've been linked (in orange).
January 10th, 2006
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Leave Chuck Norris alone. Emo means to actually cry about every little thing. So what if he had some moments where he can't act like a total badass, to anyone voting higher than a one: You're the type of people to cut down just because they aren't stereot
January 10th, 2006
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Blasphemer! How dare you!
January 10th, 2006
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Chuck Norris isn't emo.
January 10th, 2006
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You're a sick f*ck.
January 10th, 2006
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hah, but doesn't desirve the "very" top.
January 10th, 2006
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Chuck is just trying to make his story look good. We all know the guy's head was swollen because of a roundhouse kick to the face.
January 10th, 2006
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It's not emo to cry if a friend dies. If he went out to his car and cut himself, that would be emo.
January 10th, 2006
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Lies. LIES!
January 10th, 2006
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this is terrible. you have no clue what emo even is. let's go ahead and kill your best friend and laugh at you for crying.
January 10th, 2006
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lol so he cried, who cares =x
January 10th, 2006
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris died in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. This is just some robot sent back in time by skynet.
January 10th, 2006
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No wai The Man would ever cry.
January 10th, 2006
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LIES... ALL LIES...
January 10th, 2006
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
January 10th, 2006
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Ahha at the little moral f*ggots who have no sense of humour.
January 10th, 2006
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Religious people are crazy. I am not making this up. They are clinically insane. Psychiatrists actually consider it a mental disorder.
January 10th, 2006
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Hey people i called it 'the shocking truth' for a reason...
January 10th, 2006
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I saw those three letters. I knew it had to be the "How Could This Happen to Me?" song!
January 10th, 2006
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LIES! Chuck Norris has never cried!
January 10th, 2006
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Lee Atwater was a family friend. i had no idea Chuck Norris was a Republican. oh yeah, if Lee hadn't died, Clinton would have never been elected, and the world would have been a different place
January 10th, 2006
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o wow his tears cure cancer u know.
January 10th, 2006
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Enough with this f*cking song. This wasn't funny. You suck.
January 10th, 2006
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
January 10th, 2006
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It's the 700 club. If you don't tell a story where you 1)lost your faith 2)cried and 3)found it again to make your life all better they beat you to death with king james bibles
January 10th, 2006
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
January 10th, 2006
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you fail at life, please dont make another ytmnd
January 10th, 2006
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I like this site but the description doesn't say where the pic is from. Perhaps you can get more stars when you give us your source
January 10th, 2006
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Chuck, how could you?!
January 10th, 2006
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IF HE SAYS CRY HE IS EMO LOLOLOLOL
January 10th, 2006
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It's not emo to cry at something that is actually really bad. and Chuch Norris rules.
January 10th, 2006
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youre right chuck norris is a lie! http://chucknorrisisafake.ytmnd.com/
January 10th, 2006
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This is awesome because everyone is getting offended. SERIEOSU BUSINES RITE GUYZ LOLOL
January 10th, 2006
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stupid. kill yourself.
January 10th, 2006
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I like it becuase everyone else mostly hates it.
January 10th, 2006
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If you wanna have a "Chuck Norris is emo" joke, you better do a hell of alot better than this. Not even worthy of an emo joke, much less Chuck Norris.
January 10th, 2006
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Lee Atwater was a mastermind of political dirty-tricks e.g. push-polling, really sleazy insinuation, etc. Karl Rove's personal mentor. And his head swelled to the size of a pumpkin ? XD
January 10th, 2006
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You fail, and here's why: 1) One does NOT call Chuck Norris Emo. 2) This fad is overdone, as is the music. 3) If you read the context, his reaction is completely understandable. This doesn't deserve to be top 15.
January 10th, 2006
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HE IS DOING THIS TO FAKE YOU OUT, RETARD.
January 10th, 2006
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Very funny, but there was no need to call him emo. Just bring it to attention that he cried.
January 10th, 2006
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry over his problems. He kills them off one by one.
January 10th, 2006
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you're all just a bunch of Christian f*ggots, I guess!
January 10th, 2006
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lame
January 10th, 2006
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Chuck Norris does not cry: the icy look in his eyes condenses water vapor in the air around his cheeks.
January 10th, 2006
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yeah cancer isnt funny
January 10th, 2006
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So crying when you see someone close to you die is considered emo? I hope you get a brain tumor.
January 10th, 2006
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f*g
January 10th, 2006
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LOL, wat a nub
January 10th, 2006
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CANCER IS CURED
January 10th, 2006
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This site is unfunny and retarded.
January 10th, 2006
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This is about at emo as sunshiny rainbows, surrounded by fields upon fields of golden sunflowers and pink little butterflies, floating gently toward the fluffy clouds drifting peacefully in the sky.
January 10th, 2006
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this is just chuck trying to get us to let our guards down.
January 10th, 2006
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go to hell.
January 10th, 2006
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Soo..A man cries about seeing a friend die and that makes him emo?
January 10th, 2006
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Emos cry about their own problems, not when people die, you idiot.
January 10th, 2006
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Because we're all robots.
January 10th, 2006
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He's lying, he wants you to think he's not f*cking awesome, because every five seconds someone wants to fight him.
January 10th, 2006
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garbage, only queers dis chuck
January 10th, 2006
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lol advertising http://internetexploder.ytmnd.com
January 10th, 2006
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http://nosmarterchildbad.ytmnd.com/ 5 it to replace that crap furry site.
January 10th, 2006
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Best YTMND EVER!
January 10th, 2006
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He's not bloody emo, anyone would cry at that point!
January 10th, 2006
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Not only is he emo for crying, but judging by all the "lord" crap, he's also a biblef*cker.. people fail for idolizing him as some kind of badass, which he clearly isn't IRL.
January 10th, 2006
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Fail.
January 10th, 2006
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No, no, that's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
January 10th, 2006
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Crying doesnt = Emo. Whining AND crying along with wearing my sisters pants = Emo.
January 10th, 2006
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Seriously, go kill yourself. Unless Chuck Norris already has.
January 10th, 2006
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LIES !!!! ALL LIES!!! HE MADE IT HIMSELF ON MICROSOFT WORD!!!!!!!
January 10th, 2006
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Not funny
January 10th, 2006
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You wusses might as well leave if this offends you.
January 10th, 2006
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well one of his best friends died so what do you expect. Go play with yourselves you internet f*gs.
January 10th, 2006
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That's terrible. There's nothing wrong with crying when a friend DIES. I hope you get brain cancer and die next.
January 10th, 2006
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Boo hoo. Like I'm saying, what're you doing on YTMND if you're so easily offended?
January 10th, 2006
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See, Vin Diesel never does pussy emo sh*t like this. Chuck'll kick his *ss any day. -1 because I'm sick of that song. Hell, I'll take CRAAAAAWWWWLLLLLINNNGG over that sh*t.
January 10th, 2006
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Actually, I'm fiving because of all the emos whining in the comments section about how cancer's not funny and that you can't make fun of their little hero. Emos.
January 10th, 2006
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Chuck != emo;
January 10th, 2006
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I'll never look at Chuck the same. Tomorrow's #1: Chuck Norris puts cocks and balls in his mouth. Shocking proof.
January 10th, 2006
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January 10th, 2006
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Jesus, I would have f*cking cried too. That's f*cking horrible.
January 10th, 2006
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f*cking terrible.
January 10th, 2006
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1 for that stupid mother f*cking overused song.
January 10th, 2006
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Welp, he'll cure cancer at least.
January 10th, 2006
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the comment was funny, but the site wasn't. simply crying doesn't really constitute being an emo scum. this simply shows that maybe some (only SOME) of our Norris facts were misconstrued.
January 10th, 2006
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http://chucknorrisfacts.ytmnd.com/
January 10th, 2006
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yeah... chuck norris isn't emo. Emo = Watching a friend die? GG dfesta. GG.
January 10th, 2006
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if chuck see's this he's gonna roundhouse kick your face off
January 10th, 2006
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Terrible
January 10th, 2006
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An emo is someone who cries for no reason, who cries about something as stupid as a lightbulb burning out.(Among other things) Crying because his friend died doesn't make him emo, you retard.
January 10th, 2006
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Vin Desiels best day ever.
January 10th, 2006
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you dumb piece of sh*t
January 10th, 2006
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fake
January 11th, 2006
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We have a cure for cancer! YAY!!
January 11th, 2006
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Cry? Not my Chuck Norris, this must be fake!
January 11th, 2006
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lol pumpkin head
January 11th, 2006
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Chuck Norris must have wanted him to die, otherwise he would have used his powers to save him. The tears were probably just sweat beads from him focusing so hard on killing him with his mind.
January 11th, 2006
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Screenshots or it didn't happen!
January 11th, 2006
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blasphemey, 1'd
January 11th, 2006
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It sounds like alot of people in this thread like to shed tears about Jesus.
January 11th, 2006
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January 11th, 2006
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Chuck Norris isnt Emo. :<
January 11th, 2006
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Calm down everyone Emos would have commited suicide but since Mr. Norris is Christian he would never do that for the fabric of reality would collapse, besides Emos dont believe in God
January 11th, 2006
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If Chuck Norris is Emo then that makes all of you uber emo. Only real men cry - 'nuff said.
January 11th, 2006
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i dont know what to think!!!! chuck norris how could you
January 11th, 2006
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WTF?!?!? CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT CRY!!!
January 11th, 2006
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I probably would've started laughing uncontrollably. I hate it when that happens, I always laugh at the most innappropriate times, like at my girlfriend's funeral.
January 11th, 2006
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You all don't get it, he cried so the emo kids would think he is on their side. Nothing makes Chuck Norris more angery than f*gs in really tight pants.
January 14th, 2006
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Chuck Norris was walking down the street and got an erection, there were NO survivours.
January 15th, 2006
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Chuck Norris sucks.
January 16th, 2006
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http://chucknorrissaturdaycartoon.ytmnd.com/
January 17th, 2006
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I cry when i drop my puddin pop ;_;
January 30th, 2006
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Emo fad sucks, especially with Simple Plan...get a damn new song
February 1st, 2006
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Faith is the reason Norris kicks so much ass. You guys could too... oh well back to the internet.
February 2nd, 2006
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"Good News: There may be a cure for cancer". Funny stuff.
February 8th, 2006
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CHUCK!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
March 13th, 2006
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nope.
March 19th, 2006
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Funny
May 10th, 2006
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no
October 3rd, 2006
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Nothing calls for calling chuck emo. Not Even Emo Music.
May 14th, 2009
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And you wouldn't cry if you heard someone's last words and die right in front of you? Wow Fail.