God Wins
Created on: January 14th, 2006
God Wins
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January 14th, 2006
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COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN
January 14th, 2006
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ns
January 15th, 2006
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Moral of the story: Guns don't kill people. Stupidity kills people.
January 15th, 2006
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Actually he died of his wounds today.
January 15th, 2006
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The moral of the story? Never point a f*cking pellet gun at cops. HAHA
January 15th, 2006
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Wow, nice shot.
January 15th, 2006
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What a tard.
January 15th, 2006
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmonster kill!
January 15th, 2006
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I'll do it first, before anybody else. BOOM! HEADSHOT!
January 15th, 2006
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ROFL'd/10
January 15th, 2006
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Police suicides, what a cowardly way to kill yourself. Gotta get someone else to do it for you.
January 15th, 2006
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his parents will probably sue the county or something and win, God bless America
January 15th, 2006
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i dont know what this has to do with god.
January 15th, 2006
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that's so crappy...nobody really deserves that
January 15th, 2006
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BRB SWAT
January 15th, 2006
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So wait... God has what to do with this again?
January 15th, 2006
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This was just a suicide, such a horrible event. It's aweful that they failed to save him.
January 15th, 2006
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They should have dissabled him, not shot him.
January 15th, 2006
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wow... that is harshly funny
January 15th, 2006
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Least the moron didnt go on a killing spree before his "assisted suicide" Oh and lol
January 15th, 2006
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"Moral of the story: Guns don't kill people. Stupidity kills people." Couldn't have said it better myself, Snowdrift. =x
January 15th, 2006
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2 for guns, -3 for not funny.
January 15th, 2006
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Not funny.
January 15th, 2006
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go to hell
January 15th, 2006
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God is awesome!
January 15th, 2006
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Pointing a gun at an unarmed ciilian is one thing. Pointing a gun at a fully-armed and armored SWAT officer is a true mark of stupidity.
January 15th, 2006
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This ytmnd lost.
January 15th, 2006
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LOL that sound has never been as funny as it is in this ytmnd! Finally, a site that gives this potentially hilarious song some justice. Kudos, nice work.
January 15th, 2006
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"dude thats so sad go f*ck yourself you sick queer bitch and f*ck all you loling at this sh*t sick f*ckers" I present to you the person in every site profile who's comments needs a lot of profanity just to get it across. Any way, nice work.
January 15th, 2006
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is theres a god why does sh*t happen?
January 15th, 2006
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http://idontlikefingersupmybutt.ytmnd.com/
January 15th, 2006
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ns, gg
January 15th, 2006
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Wait, didn't he WIN? I mean he wanted to die and he got shot and died, he won!
January 15th, 2006
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Damn, he's hot...
January 15th, 2006
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That's pretty terrible.
January 15th, 2006
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Horrible...Funny, but horrible.
January 15th, 2006
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death is FAR from funny...
January 15th, 2006
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Why the hell does it have god music and is it called "god wins?"
January 15th, 2006
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God rocks. ^-^
January 15th, 2006
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Stupid Kid. Now he's ruined his parents' life, traumatized the kids at school, and that SWAT member will probably kill himself.
January 15th, 2006
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the f*cking c*nt had it coming. 5/5 for divine retribution, and a BOOM HEADSHOT for goodluck!
January 15th, 2006
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dumb kid
January 15th, 2006
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that is Owned times seven
January 15th, 2006
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That kid's parents better not sue the police, he was threatening kids, even though it was a pellet gun, someone (beside him) could have died.
January 15th, 2006
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If you guys think this ytmnd is in poor taste, you are on the WRONG WEBSITE. Christ, grow up. This is funny.
January 15th, 2006
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Rofl, nice two Snowdrift XD Beause there aren't enough CS references in the world :P Neways, awsome YTMND XD great find!
January 15th, 2006
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There's really nothing funny about this at all.
January 15th, 2006
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Kid deserved it.
January 15th, 2006
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No one deserves to be mocked like that
January 15th, 2006
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EMOWNED !
January 15th, 2006
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Swat team owned that kid lol!
January 15th, 2006
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As with the myspace suicide crap, death = not funny ggkthnxbye
January 15th, 2006
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how can people like ytmnd and not find death etc funny? i'll give you a 5 for pissing people off
January 15th, 2006
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5D
January 15th, 2006
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That noob didn't have his AWP out :p who the f*ck carries pellet guns in public anyways?
January 15th, 2006
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SERVES THAT f*ckING EMO KID RIGHT. tHIS SI WAHT SHOULD HAPPEN TO EVERY EMO KID.
January 15th, 2006
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Worse than the Myspace suicides. Anyone who finds this funny is a monster and will probably burn in Hell for all enturnity.
January 15th, 2006
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Yeah I would believe in Hell if I wasn't atheist. The cops shot this kid in the head and not in the arms or legs? This is why I hate those f*cking pigs.
January 15th, 2006
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This is round two of Myspace Suicide Vs. People that don't like terrible jokes. >.
January 15th, 2006
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I actually know someone who went to school with this kid... seems he found the best way he could kill himself was suicide by cop, and looks like he succeeded. It's not THAT funny, imo.
January 15th, 2006
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Got what he wanted.
January 15th, 2006
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The police failed horribly. They should have listened it was a pellet gun for 1, but 2 they thought it was a 9mm Beretta! Hardly going through a police shield, and he was locked in a damn bathroom alone? Flash bang him, gas him, whatever but don't shoo
January 15th, 2006
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I live 15 minutes away from that school. =(
January 15th, 2006
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He deserved it. But the police are gonna get it too, which is cool.
January 15th, 2006
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Everybody wins!
January 15th, 2006
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nt...nt
January 15th, 2006
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sh*t happens.
January 15th, 2006
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Damn, that douche got pwned
January 15th, 2006
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Dumbass kid. 5!
January 15th, 2006
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The real losers are the SWAT team members who didn't know the difference between a pellet gun and a Beretta.
January 15th, 2006
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Yeah those parents are probably gonna get rich off of this.
January 15th, 2006
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Like I said for the myspace suicide: "NATURAL SELECTION"
January 15th, 2006
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Where's the BOOM HEADSHOT?
January 15th, 2006
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"The real losers are the SWAT team members who didn't know the difference between a pellet gun and a Beretta." Are you that f*cking stupid? They look nearly exactly the same.
January 15th, 2006
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funny. but god wins?
January 15th, 2006
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lol
January 15th, 2006
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hahahaha what a fool. He didn't even get his wish. He's still trapped in his body.
January 15th, 2006
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That story is one of those news bits that changes everytime you see it. They make it sound like the kid was just playing around with a toy and got turned into swiss cheese for no reason.
January 15th, 2006
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Of course God wins. The kid wanted to die, and he failed. Now he's brain dead. Assisted suicide is for failures.
January 15th, 2006
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I think you morons fail to realize why this f*cker deserved what he got..Let's see..Pulling a pellet gun, causing a scare, then pointing the weapon on a SWAT officer. Now, if you read the full story, the pellet gun is fashioned to look like an M9 Beretta.
January 15th, 2006
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Gods don't kill people. People kill people.
January 15th, 2006
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God pwnz.
January 15th, 2006
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yahh one less emo f*ck
January 15th, 2006
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If you're gonna be this disrespectful the least you could do is also be funny.
January 15th, 2006
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The song makes this what it is. On mute, it's just dumb, but with the inspirational christian rock you win the internet 5 whole times.
January 15th, 2006
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god wins. VEGETABALITY!
January 15th, 2006
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logged in just to downvote this dog sh*t
January 15th, 2006
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lol Schiavo'd lol
January 15th, 2006
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this is awful, and in bad taste. show some respect to his parents and those involved you titf*ck
January 15th, 2006
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^ Been @ ytmnd long?
January 15th, 2006
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This isn't funny...even with that retarded song. Maybe atheism made me vote 1.
January 15th, 2006
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I love how everyone cares about the kid and not the officer who has to live with this.
January 15th, 2006
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You should use the picture where they state they are harvesting his organs.
January 15th, 2006
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"LOL!" you're an idiot and you will never know how to be funny. Face it. YOU lost.
January 15th, 2006
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logged in to 5 this
January 15th, 2006
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That's the most horrible thing I've ever seen in the top 15.
January 15th, 2006
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1ed for music
January 15th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
January 15th, 2006
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This is great, what a little bitch. Oh, and to all of you crying and bleeding in your panties about this, go f*ck yourselves. This is YTMND, it's OFFENSIVE!
January 16th, 2006
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Change the music to "f*ck the police" and you get a 5.
January 16th, 2006
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http://suicideisnotfunny.ytmnd.com same logic applies. though, i will say, of all the death sites, this one is the wittiest.
January 16th, 2006
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Kid deserved to die for being an idiot. They should of shot the dad too just for the hell of it.
January 16th, 2006
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even when you want to die, god still hates you god 1 suicide 0
January 16th, 2006
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Not funny. And he didn't lose. He got what he wanted.
January 16th, 2006
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fail
January 16th, 2006
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hahahahahaha
January 16th, 2006
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what do you mean he lost lol. he got exactly what he wanted
January 18th, 2006
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Anyone who doesn't get the "God" part, or thinks this isn't funny, doesn't belong on this website. Go home. 5/5 w00t.
January 22nd, 2006
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He got what he wanted. He didn't lose. He won. This site, however, loses. INSTA-1'd
May 19th, 2006
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its like even when you win. i win.