My rapping grandmother
Created on: January 17th, 2006
My rapping grandmother
Spotz 
rappinggrandma.ytmnd.com
This is really my grandmother rapping. She's hardcore. Yes, she's reading from a paper (she couldn't remember the whole thing), and yes, she does know this is on here. I posted it with her permission.
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My grandmother

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GrapeDrink
January 17th, 2006
10:50:03 PM CST
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That. Is. Hardcore. Better than Chuck Norris.
Komodo
January 17th, 2006
10:51:15 PM CST
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5 for effort. You got y
Spotz
January 17th, 2006
10:54:06 PM CST
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The best part is that this really is my grandmother. Some old people are cool. :D
CoolDude7up
January 17th, 2006
10:55:25 PM CST
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I approve.
TheEvilTwin
January 17th, 2006
11:32:38 PM CST
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Let's hear her bust an old school style rhyme, yo. :P
velocityJE
January 17th, 2006
11:32:56 PM CST
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she needs to work on her delivery
brucedlx
January 17th, 2006
11:34:18 PM CST
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shame on you whoring out your grandmother for these slobbering YTMND retards.
grassleaf
January 17th, 2006
11:37:38 PM CST
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I said, "a hip, hop, a hippy, a hippy to the hip hip hop, and you don't stop..."
HOZKINZ
January 17th, 2006
11:42:31 PM CST
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i 5'd coz ur a legend... hope it helps
Jayemel
January 17th, 2006
11:48:40 PM CST
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"I do crossword puzzles and I don't miss a...beat?" It should have been "line." That's what you get from Binghamton!
sanvarin
January 17th, 2006
11:50:26 PM CST
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you need to add more keywords so its easier to find ;)
DeathZero
January 17th, 2006
11:54:05 PM CST
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Smeltzenseltzer
January 17th, 2006
11:56:39 PM CST
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Ha.
airbornebryan
January 17th, 2006
11:58:45 PM CST
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"while they're runnin...." *COUGHCOUGHHACK*
Sathen
January 18th, 2006
12:36:50 AM CST
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I like how she avoided saying the word "dick" so she replaced it with "chips" your grandma is funny so she gets a 5
chaosomega
January 18th, 2006
12:40:45 AM CST
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Speechless.
TemplePilotMike
January 18th, 2006
1:21:49 AM CST
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5 b/c I also live in Binghamton!
iikryton
January 18th, 2006
1:36:02 AM CST
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omfg, best grandmother ever!!
greenpos81
January 18th, 2006
1:36:21 AM CST
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binghamton is gay, but this is still funny
RegBarc
January 18th, 2006
1:55:54 AM CST
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5 for effort, indeed. She seems like she's on her way out too.
GobanzoMon
January 18th, 2006
3:24:36 AM CST
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I feel really bad for this grandmother.
rival13
January 18th, 2006
3:24:49 AM CST
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy sh*t that is f*cking classic. Voted 5!
inkdrinker
January 18th, 2006
3:38:06 AM CST
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Dude. If you get her to record more, this could go well beyond YTMND fad. In fact, it couldn't be much of a YTMND fad at all, unless other grandmas are willing to do this. But this could be like Mahir-level fandom waiting to happen.
inkdrinker
January 18th, 2006
3:39:46 AM CST
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Okay, so probably not Mahir-level. But I bet Ill Mitch-level.
felpo
January 18th, 2006
5:04:13 AM CST
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who would record this? How lame
cmatt42
January 18th, 2006
5:19:47 AM CST
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Fo' 'sho.
boomaga
January 18th, 2006
5:26:28 AM CST
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I had to remix this - it's not great, and the rearranged rhymes are sketchy, but it's got a beat now: http://rappinggrandmaremix.ytmnd.com/
analpwnage
January 18th, 2006
5:28:15 AM CST
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Is she single?
tunaklare
January 18th, 2006
5:48:54 AM CST
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WHAT!?!?!
Spotz
January 18th, 2006
6:11:59 AM CST
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Hahaha, my grandmother is on the top 15. :P
Jekku
January 18th, 2006
6:47:39 AM CST
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This sort of embarasses me.
randompaul
January 18th, 2006
8:50:11 AM CST
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Ugh, cringe worthily bad...
Spotz
January 18th, 2006
9:17:11 AM CST
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^ And why is that?
iRayne
January 18th, 2006
9:20:12 AM CST
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LOL. I wish my grammy was cool like that.
JagerX2
January 18th, 2006
9:55:01 AM CST
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Holy sh*t, I'm from Binghamton too!
drunkanimals
January 18th, 2006
10:17:20 AM CST
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I'd hit it
DANOWNZYOU09
January 18th, 2006
10:38:00 AM CST
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owned your grandma is the man
tosseddwarf
January 18th, 2006
10:39:35 AM CST
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Hahahahahahahahaha, very awesome. I'm waiting for someone to remix it with an actual rap beat (although it would be difficult as she doesn't keep a steady rhythm).
tosseddwarf
January 18th, 2006
10:41:19 AM CST
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n/m, boomaga got it...hahaha holy sh*t
NeoEllis
January 18th, 2006
10:50:12 AM CST
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The rapping white old person is sort of a cliche, but you get points for geographical proximity. I'm in Buffalo.
KansaiKitsune
January 18th, 2006
11:03:17 AM CST
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Word to your grandmother. :p
Sathen
January 18th, 2006
11:04:41 AM CST
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She did avoid saying dick right? watched it a couple times and just want confirmation
inconsiderate
January 18th, 2006
11:05:15 AM CST
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The shirt did it for me. 5.
Demi
January 18th, 2006
11:30:24 AM CST
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That made me cringe.
Torico
January 18th, 2006
11:34:32 AM CST
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lol @ the lung cancer cough in the middle.
syncan
January 18th, 2006
12:12:11 PM CST
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?!?!?!? I used to live in Albany, but now I'm far far away from NY.
Chikatilo
January 18th, 2006
1:12:03 PM CST
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GJ embarrassing your gradnmother.
guycaballero
January 18th, 2006
1:29:45 PM CST
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Logged in for 5. Anyone who would own their own grandma to make a ytmnd wins.
innocentbystander
January 18th, 2006
1:33:54 PM CST
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That's so lame, it's awesome.
SlidersRox
January 18th, 2006
1:37:20 PM CST
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you musta reposted this cuz i remeber comenting on it before... anyway i 5'd it then and still do
GooperBlooper
January 18th, 2006
1:39:50 PM CST
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I fived it even before the sound loaded, then waited to see if it was really deserving of a 5. It was.
Spotz
January 18th, 2006
1:48:24 PM CST
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She TOLD me I should post this, so I don't see how it's embarrassing.
irgifted
January 18th, 2006
1:48:46 PM CST
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Phat b33ts, yo.
TiredFad
January 18th, 2006
1:55:21 PM CST
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That's adorable.
SpaceDolphin
January 18th, 2006
2:01:50 PM CST
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coolness
regenerate
January 18th, 2006
2:09:08 PM CST
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pretty good
gosox2005
January 18th, 2006
2:28:27 PM CST
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10000 FOR BOWLINE KNOTS!
mnemonic
January 18th, 2006
2:31:05 PM CST
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"I'll stab you in the f.....face" killed me. a well-deserved 5.
Dahman
January 18th, 2006
2:36:34 PM CST
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5 for when she coughs. roflmao
URtheMANnowDAWG
January 18th, 2006
2:46:11 PM CST
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the cough made me lol so that deserves a 5
tomdabombrules
January 18th, 2006
2:49:44 PM CST
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DUDE IM FROM BINGHAMTON....I NEED TO MEET THIS WOMAN
ArtieTheStrongestMan
January 18th, 2006
2:54:03 PM CST
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LOL @ "give them the slip, while they run around eating potato chips"
xbleetodreamx
January 18th, 2006
2:54:05 PM CST
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I like the cough.
Darklurkr
January 18th, 2006
2:58:43 PM CST
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YES!! XD
Sum0
January 18th, 2006
3:00:20 PM CST
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Whoa! She's... so cool.
Alu
January 18th, 2006
3:20:27 PM CST
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not funny
Lando-ze-Animal
January 18th, 2006
3:22:45 PM CST
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Yo, dawg, that ain`t old skoo', that ANCIENT skoo', yo!
Slogan
January 18th, 2006
3:24:51 PM CST
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lawl, brilliant
Fizz
January 18th, 2006
3:29:02 PM CST
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terror of the neighborhood
reaver18
January 18th, 2006
3:45:31 PM CST
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lame.
Zeegloo
January 18th, 2006
3:47:18 PM CST
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How dare you force your grandma to rap.
applemouse
January 18th, 2006
3:54:09 PM CST
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oh my goodness.. I didn't just log in to five this.. i actually finally MADE an ACCOUNT here.. just to five this!
jsid514
January 18th, 2006
3:55:31 PM CST
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Awesome.
Verek
January 18th, 2006
3:57:45 PM CST
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...Did you write this for her or what? The rustling of paper makes it sound like it. And you're laughing in the backround. But Boomaga's remix makes it all worth it.
Spotz
January 18th, 2006
4:09:08 PM CST
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I did write it, and I was trying not to laugh. I couldn't do it, though. And applemouse, you rock!
gordonfreeman
January 18th, 2006
4:11:33 PM CST
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Dude, if my grandma was alive, I'd wish she was like yours!
Kaymon
January 18th, 2006
4:14:33 PM CST
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Your grandma is cool.
MasterSitsu
January 18th, 2006
4:17:04 PM CST
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tell your grandma i love her.
alamalabala
January 18th, 2006
4:20:54 PM CST
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I do crossword puzzles, don't miss a beat. I'll stab you in the f***ing face.
ytmnd1337
January 18th, 2006
4:24:50 PM CST
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She's the most hardcore white rapper I've ever seen. Yes, people who do crossword puzzles are real thugs.
Dux00rs
January 18th, 2006
4:30:04 PM CST
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I would
day0000000
January 18th, 2006
4:41:34 PM CST
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5 because you actually got your poor grandmother to do this
Rhyo
January 18th, 2006
4:45:42 PM CST
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love
Myke-T
January 18th, 2006
5:17:41 PM CST
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a 1 to bring you down. that was terrible. not funny at all. the top 15 should be destroyed lately. almost everything up there right now sucks
Vehemence666
January 18th, 2006
5:34:57 PM CST
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Your Grandma is old.
prumba300
January 18th, 2006
5:46:19 PM CST
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She could beat Chuck Norris. 5'd
mattdh12
January 18th, 2006
5:51:59 PM CST
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coolest grandmother ever, awesome.
Spotz
January 18th, 2006
5:54:25 PM CST
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Vehemence666, that was the best comment I've read in a long time. Also, Vehemence is a great band! \m/
zitz
January 18th, 2006
5:56:52 PM CST
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Best grandmother ever.
TerraChronicle
January 18th, 2006
6:00:01 PM CST
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5'd
HonkyMagoo
January 18th, 2006
6:01:29 PM CST
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That's gangsta n*gg*
JagerX2
January 18th, 2006
6:02:35 PM CST
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Binghamton FTW.
isamiracle
January 18th, 2006
6:05:59 PM CST
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American accents make me want to die.
RacerX
January 18th, 2006
6:12:05 PM CST
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horid
aidan707
January 18th, 2006
6:30:07 PM CST
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hahaha you can hear her reading it...that makes it better. I hope she doesn't stab me in the face.
DrDoom343
January 18th, 2006
6:32:19 PM CST
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JDpigeon
January 18th, 2006
6:34:50 PM CST
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new ytmnd god?
rybuda
January 18th, 2006
6:43:29 PM CST
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cute, but no cigar.
Japots
January 18th, 2006
7:02:39 PM CST
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Go granny.
airbud
January 18th, 2006
7:32:46 PM CST
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Still better than the crap they show on MTV.
jkhcsa
January 18th, 2006
8:06:30 PM CST
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a 1 becuase it's not your grandmother. It's mine...
luigi
January 18th, 2006
8:08:04 PM CST
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BEST YTMND EVER. Personal touches are always a 5 in my book.
Fart-Bomb
January 18th, 2006
8:11:55 PM CST
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You win the intrawebs!
SadameMusouka
January 18th, 2006
8:13:48 PM CST
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Dude. Your Grandma rocks... lmao
BlackSheepx
January 18th, 2006
8:36:12 PM CST
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It's funny because she spoke it so horribly
Carnivouris
January 18th, 2006
8:46:51 PM CST
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You make bunny cry.
Main
January 18th, 2006
9:03:53 PM CST
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Your grandma wins teh intarweb. You are lucky to share genes with so great a woman.
OmniIcyshelf
January 18th, 2006
9:09:49 PM CST
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This is gonna be a fad. I hate you.
KhaiOfBluR
January 18th, 2006
9:14:46 PM CST
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Your grandma is straight-up gangsta, this ytmnd highlights my day.
kindpastor
January 18th, 2006
9:21:45 PM CST
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5'd for disturbing me so.
FunGovenor
January 18th, 2006
9:27:05 PM CST
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suxorz
mikeismyname
January 18th, 2006
9:33:57 PM CST
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this made me cry
kakkak
January 18th, 2006
9:34:51 PM CST
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the utensils being stolen got me to LAWL
ianschmidt
January 18th, 2006
10:31:07 PM CST
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5'd for the cough
Glugory
January 18th, 2006
10:37:25 PM CST
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XMFD!!! YOU SIR WIN!
guhbuhjuh
January 18th, 2006
10:43:50 PM CST
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5'd for shamelessness lol
KtuluCJ77
January 18th, 2006
10:59:23 PM CST
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Holy sh*t haha
labelledsane
January 18th, 2006
11:23:37 PM CST
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hahahaha, awesome grandma
Jaloba
January 18th, 2006
11:44:12 PM CST
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Another f*ggot makes a gay site.
ericphlux
January 19th, 2006
12:00:02 AM CST
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perfect
mrgrim
January 19th, 2006
12:56:08 AM CST
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5 for hearing the page turn
MasterSitsu
January 19th, 2006
1:25:41 AM CST
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i wouldnt normally make a Sonic site, but here you go... save it if you like, because i dont know if i'll keep it... http://sonicgrandmaadvice.ytmnd.com/
felixcostello
January 19th, 2006
2:26:43 AM CST
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Definitely NOT better than Chuck Norris. GrapeDrink is horribly mistaken.
money-hat
January 19th, 2006
10:55:31 AM CST
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Spotz,this is cute-and the 2 spinoffs are cute-but if this site stays popular for more than a day or 2, the spoofs are gonna get less cute & more mean & sick like they always do. Gram's sweet, I dont think you thought this thru.
Spotz
January 19th, 2006
1:21:59 PM CST
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I never expected it to get on the top 15...
MasterSitsu
January 19th, 2006
3:45:01 PM CST
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^yeah money-hat, if someone does something MALICIOUS with this ytmnd, we must form a posse to take them DOWN...
MasterSitsu
January 19th, 2006
3:47:21 PM CST
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likewise spotz, if you dont like mine and want me to take it down, just say the word.
Spotz
January 19th, 2006
11:18:35 PM CST
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I wouldn't mind if she became a fad, as long as the sites were clean and didn't make her look bad. She does have a good sense of humor.
jtscuggs
January 22nd, 2006
12:20:34 PM CST
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Yo, thanks for the counter action... don't know how much it helped though. He 1'd my whole board for no reason. Funny stuff here! Your grandma??? Brilliant!
Solidsnake2085
January 27th, 2006
5:57:35 PM CST
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Rappin grandma lol is that your voice faintly in the background?
Spotz
January 27th, 2006
6:03:55 PM CST
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Yeah, that's me laughing.
FunGovenor
January 27th, 2006
8:11:52 PM CST
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Slut
gtorisu9se
January 29th, 2006
10:55:38 PM CST
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LOL IM STILL LAWLING
St205
January 30th, 2006
5:15:28 PM CST
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Cute.Grandmas are teh shizzle.
badboybadd
January 30th, 2006
6:35:27 PM CST
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Dude great site! I rofl'd for hours. So i decided to do a spinoff let me know what your grandma thinks, lol!
badboybadd
January 30th, 2006
6:36:31 PM CST
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http://grannyvs.ytmnd.com
badboybadd
January 31st, 2006
12:07:03 AM CST
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*response* If you've ever seen 8 mile, it was at the beginning of the movie that Eminem choked and got boo'ed off the stage when it was his turn to freestyle
money-hat
January 31st, 2006
4:28:44 PM CST
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onamae accused me, along with you & Sitsu, of being a part of Rapping Grandma's Posse, since we downvoted his 2 mean Rowdy Ruth spoofs - I made this to identify who really is in her posse... Hope you like... (based on the Andre the Giant posse) http://ro
money-hat
January 31st, 2006
4:29:44 PM CST
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http://rowdyruthhasaposse.ytmnd.com/
Void06
February 6th, 2006
6:01:05 PM CST
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5 bc it's a ytmnd
MasterSitsu
February 7th, 2006
5:53:41 AM CST
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this is for you Spotz... didnt intend to use it for anything, was just messing around - http://www.savefile.com/files/2178822
dageoffant
February 7th, 2006
6:28:44 PM CST
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W...T...F..
Dasyati
February 10th, 2006
2:29:51 AM CST
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HOLY FREAKING LOL
Chav-Slayer
February 17th, 2006
1:42:18 PM CST
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Respect The Rapping Grandmother.
mecha-man
February 22nd, 2006
9:27:47 PM CST
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You don't use a bowline knot for hanging things (Damn you, Boy Scouts). Anyway, Spotz, you always make the best sh*t.
way21337
March 20th, 2006
11:15:37 AM CST
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lmfao
way21337
March 20th, 2006
11:16:38 AM CST
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lmao I hear you laughing. YO YO YO!
RogerRhino
March 23rd, 2006
3:26:47 PM CST
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not funny 1* all your sites
MQAvatar2k
April 2nd, 2006
12:37:26 PM CDT
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lolz... hahah, hardcore upstate NY?!?
Icachowda
April 7th, 2006
9:13:07 PM CDT
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hahhahah
phils314
April 9th, 2006
8:59:24 PM CDT
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Your grandma is f*cking awesome
spedmonger
April 14th, 2006
9:13:18 PM CDT
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dude your grandmother is sweet, i love how you can hear her turning the pages of the script haha
Peepsalot
April 28th, 2006
8:45:51 PM CDT
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I'll stab you in the fffffffffffFACE!
GI11fb
May 10th, 2006
7:56:34 PM CDT
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lol my grandmas name is ethel and i call her E the L. She doesnt get it.
money-hat
May 11th, 2006
10:55:57 AM CDT
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Favorite
DEREKBALLS
June 3rd, 2006
4:45:26 AM CDT
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I put this on some bitches myspace profile
gamekid
June 5th, 2006
3:45:25 PM CDT
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Yo yo yo. YOU WIN.
mattdh12
June 23rd, 2006
7:39:33 PM CDT
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hall of fame needs more rapping grandma
B0b0TH3H0b0
July 19th, 2006
3:26:08 AM CDT
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nice. haha i hear you laughing in the background.
shadowchaos
August 2nd, 2006
9:44:03 AM CDT
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shes a mean mean killing machine.
nickster2006
August 24th, 2006
11:20:13 PM CDT
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what...the F*CK?!!!!!
GugloPWN
August 25th, 2006
12:07:01 AM CDT
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Do you know what a bowline knot is? It's a non-slip knot, which is totally unsuited for cat hanging.
Grayfox354
August 25th, 2006
12:07:41 AM CDT
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Awww. Your grandma rules.
Rex
August 25th, 2006
4:38:56 AM CDT
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New from Spotz, it's Grandma™! Now with rapid Facestabbibng Action™!! 5'd
teamaa104
August 25th, 2006
1:54:55 PM CDT
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5 for Bowline knot
wild09
September 20th, 2006
8:55:08 PM CDT
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lol i was going to 1 this at first because it was so messed up but as i listened to it even though it was exactly what i expected i couldnt help but give you a 5 dunno weird
gr33nscr33n
September 26th, 2006
2:06:55 PM CDT
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I never noticed she said Binghamton before. Isn't the south side of Binger basically Pennsylvania?
cooke
October 2nd, 2006
6:54:43 PM CDT
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Our radio station lost all funding. F*ck.
Nuroticat
November 26th, 2006
7:27:43 PM CST
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Very cute. Could be interpreted as a mockery, but I doubt you intended it to be. This really makes me smile because my grandma was similarly cool and fun. Give yours a big hug for me.
spedmonger
January 7th, 2010
10:13:10 PM CST
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