Jesus, LOL RPG continued!
Created on: January 26th, 2006
Jesus, LOL RPG continued!
Another scene from the upcoming Jesus, LOL RPG (http://jesusrpg.ytmnd.com). Jesus shows off his considerable magic powers. (3: http://jesuslolrpg.ytmnd.com, 4: http://jesusrpgadventure.ytmnd.com)

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January 26th, 2006
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I wanna see his limit break.
January 26th, 2006
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I still hate RPGs... thanks for making such fun of them.
January 26th, 2006
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great parody of a great game and of jesus 5'd lol
January 26th, 2006
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This rocks, and ^ if you hate rpgs either you are a f*g or havent played any good ones, die kthx
January 26th, 2006
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holy sh*t i wanna see him fight sephiroth, maybe add some sound effects 5/5
January 26th, 2006
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LAWL
January 26th, 2006
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when the audience is gasping the mp goes back up to 999 then back to 949 after it
January 26th, 2006
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Thanks, fixed it.
January 26th, 2006
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Oh PLEASE become a successful fad.
January 26th, 2006
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you win teh internets.
January 26th, 2006
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haha
January 26th, 2006
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LOL he went all out with the "curaga" did he?
January 26th, 2006
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This was one of the most intense battle in video game history.
January 26th, 2006
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Like matt said, limit break. Good stuff though
January 26th, 2006
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Haha, oh man. That's good stuff.
January 26th, 2006
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Make him use Esuna on a blind guy. Then make him use a Phoenix Down on Lazarus.
January 26th, 2006
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This site delivers! Laughs had all around!
January 26th, 2006
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I marked-out for the FF3/Jesus,LOL combination. 5'd!
January 26th, 2006
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best jesus site i've seen, lol.
January 26th, 2006
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You win. Good day sir.
January 26th, 2006
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I would so buy that game.
January 26th, 2006
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Excellent work. Except it would be better if you made those magic lights swirl around the guy when he's healed, like the game.
January 26th, 2006
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5 stars for music, image, use of magic and jesus!
January 26th, 2006
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you should make another one where jesus summons a gf
January 26th, 2006
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is it just me or does jesus look like chuck norris?
January 26th, 2006
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January 26th, 2006
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Could've thrown in some funny magic abilties, but still quality.
January 26th, 2006
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I kept hoping he would cast Firaga on accident :(....I watched it for 3 repititions hoping you added something like that ;P.
January 26th, 2006
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BTW, please accidently make him cast Firaga on the guy :).
January 26th, 2006
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I also want to see his limit break.
January 26th, 2006
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5'd for the FFVII parody.
January 26th, 2006
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Have Jesus damage him so that he goes back to being unhealed. Will loop cooler....heal, unheal, heal, unheal, heal, unheal. imho. still 5'd though.
January 26th, 2006
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xxblindchildxx is the winner with his suggestion, for perfect loop have him nuke the guy with Limit Break or Firaga or something, then heal him...glorious ;). Our god is an awesome god.
January 26th, 2006
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5 just for hearing Nobuo.
January 26th, 2006
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Firaga! *boom* "Ow, how could you?" "Well, it's not hard when you're Jesus, LOL."
January 26th, 2006
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Our God IS an awesome God.
January 26th, 2006
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you. are. amazing.
January 26th, 2006
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It's Easy when you're Jeezy LOL
January 26th, 2006
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A W E S O M E
January 26th, 2006
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5 for the quote "10/5".
January 26th, 2006
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Making fun of Jesus is "oh-so-old" but still it never ceases to amuse me. GJD00DGG
January 26th, 2006
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Kinda looks like chuch
January 26th, 2006
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Limit break.
January 26th, 2006
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"10/5!"
January 26th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
January 26th, 2006
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I lol'd. What game wouldn't be complete without a Jesus Character. Hes like, the Son of christ, LOL!
January 26th, 2006
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10/5 for "10/5!" :P
January 26th, 2006
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lol at image source.
January 26th, 2006
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jesus always wins, lol
January 26th, 2006
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LMAO I logged in just to give this a 5 lol
January 26th, 2006
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10/5
January 26th, 2006
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Jesus always wins 5'd
January 26th, 2006
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Win! But we need more rpg :D
January 26th, 2006
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uhhhhh.....
January 26th, 2006
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This makes baby Jesus laugh. 5 for the Jesus!
January 26th, 2006
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Rofl! more more! also make him link cure with all materia :P
January 26th, 2006
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That's lol'ed d00d
January 26th, 2006
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Yeah, make him do a limit breaker on satan!
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LOL Curaga's a bit much. Cure would have done the job.
January 26th, 2006
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hey mp
January 26th, 2006
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Oh man I want a see an RPG of Jesus vs Hitler. THAT WOULD PWN
January 26th, 2006
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pure genius
January 26th, 2006
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Excellent. Also, interesting combination of FF8 spells and FF7.
January 26th, 2006
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LOL OMG WTF BBQ!? GTFO! Fifen!
January 26th, 2006
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lol, 5
January 26th, 2006
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Insta 5 for FFVII music
January 26th, 2006
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lol new fad. 5
January 26th, 2006
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Jesus is a level 99 White Mage
January 26th, 2006
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Decent.
January 26th, 2006
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this was funny, god would laugh, 5.
January 26th, 2006
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1 because his MP resets. Ha ha, just kidding. 3 because it's pretty good.
January 26th, 2006
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blizzaga?? firaga?? in FF7 PAH! *fanboy alert*
January 26th, 2006
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lmao "image source e3 footage"
January 26th, 2006
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Awesome, but all magic should be like this... ice, ice 2, ice 3, etc etc. The ara and aga didn't come until FF8 and so on. *FANBOY ALERT*
January 26th, 2006
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No doubt this will become a fad.
January 26th, 2006
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LOL! That was nice.
January 26th, 2006
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That was great! LoL... Reminds me of Final Fantasy.
January 26th, 2006
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u s8954 piss
January 26th, 2006
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hahahaha lol
January 26th, 2006
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January 26th, 2006
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Using FFVII = instant win 5'D!
January 26th, 2006
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good effort
January 26th, 2006
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wasnt really that funny. you know whatss going to happen just by reading the title.
January 26th, 2006
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OMG HAHA needs O RLY? ftw
January 26th, 2006
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THIRD PART IS HERE: http://jesusrpg3.ytmnd.com/
January 26th, 2006
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btw monsterparty: you did an awesome job, i really hope this becomes a new fad... i already have ideas for part 4 ... :D
January 26th, 2006
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hahaha
January 26th, 2006
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f*ck that... lets see him cast ultima
January 26th, 2006
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lol "10/5!"
January 26th, 2006
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curaga isnt in FF7 pls jesus' curgag would probley do 9999 as his magic power is 999 and Pwr * (((Stat ^ 2) / 6) + Pwr)/ 4 and curaga is power 80. Which would cap at 9999. when that noob probley only has like 100 hp. Jesus doesnt waste mp
May 9th, 2007
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Wow that is so nerd I can't even believe it.
March 2nd, 2008
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f*g
January 26th, 2006
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lol @ 10/5
January 26th, 2006
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wow Pherguson, you are a f*cking retard. Why dont you just say 'jesus isnt even in ff' instead of your homosexual nerd rant.
January 26th, 2006
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Oh I love religious humor like this. but...the battle theme from what game? =x
January 26th, 2006
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not sh*t hes not in FF7 but he used cure 2 not curaga when he did it in book of mormon, so go eat some more negrocock
January 26th, 2006
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5'd cause FF7 is the f*ckin' greatest RPG (together with Fallout and Planescape)
January 26th, 2006
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Thank you for making a tasteful Jesus site (I'm Baptist... yeah I know sue me). May Jesus bless you... lol.
January 26th, 2006
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"The ara and aga didn't come until FF8 and so on." They were in the JP versions before that but not in the US ones due to space issues.
January 26th, 2006
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best jesus lol yet
January 26th, 2006
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LOL
January 26th, 2006
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lol, great stuff, you should make it so Jesus gets to choose what he wants to say.
January 26th, 2006
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hahaha! awesome!
January 26th, 2006
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I wish he had more... Unique spells. I was waiting to see some comedic magic names, but was dissapointed. 4/5.
January 26th, 2006
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I laughed many a time.
January 26th, 2006
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Check out phergusonfailslol.ytmnd.com Your YTMND has inspired me. XD
January 26th, 2006
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jesus saves!
January 26th, 2006
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More. Now.
January 26th, 2006
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LOL JESUS. hahah, awesome use of FFVII and jesus! 5 stars ftw.
January 26th, 2006
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http://stephenkingsbulge.ytmnd.com/
January 26th, 2006
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lol
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Holy smoke! 5'd.
January 26th, 2006
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Pure Genius!
January 26th, 2006
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Rpgs make me smile. After 9 years of pleading, this year I'm finally getting ff7 for my b-day. God, thank you. All of the references I never knew will be revealed.
January 26th, 2006
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
January 26th, 2006
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i don't think LOL jesus got a fair shot at being a fad. LOL jesus needs to catch on! +5 starz for LOL Jesus!
January 26th, 2006
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if i had seen this when i was 12, i would have had a much more profound understanding of christianity
January 26th, 2006
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That's the sexiest thing ever.
January 26th, 2006
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Good job! Funny and unique!
January 26th, 2006
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It would have been funnier if it were blindna or whatever that spell is called that cures blindness.
January 26th, 2006
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5'd
January 26th, 2006
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ZOMG, ITS JESUS LOL
January 26th, 2006
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+5 for FF7
January 26th, 2006
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ff7 didn't have suffixes like firaga, they were still old school with fire3. but funny ytmnd anyway.
January 26th, 2006
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ADD WINKING!
January 26th, 2006
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hilarious, but pardon me for being a noob but what does 10/5 mean?
January 26th, 2006
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FF7 has Cure 1 Cure 2 and Cure 3. =CCCCCCCC
January 26th, 2006
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Pherguson, you fail even more, due to the fact that Cure 2 is CURA, and Cure 3 is CURAGA. learn your FF. Great ytmnd, it made me laugh something fierce. XD
January 26th, 2006
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awesome
January 26th, 2006
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beep.............beep.................beep....beep...beep.beepBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP TEH FUNAY IS FOUND!!! 5'd
January 26th, 2006
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People downvote for the most idiotic reasons.
January 26th, 2006
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definitely deserving of a 10/5
January 26th, 2006
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yeah noticed i said curaga(cure 3) would be mp ineffieceint, thats why in The book of mormon jesus used cure 2(cura) like ive said. Also is was cure 3 in Japenese version its cure in hiragana and then the number 3(san) all in hiragana symbols
January 26th, 2006
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Every Jesus site NEEDS a wink
January 26th, 2006
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Definatley a winner
January 26th, 2006
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This is one of the greatest ytmnd's I have ever seen.
January 26th, 2006
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Jesus, lol, what a great guy
January 26th, 2006
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JESUS CHRIST!!!!! I FIVE'D THIS!
January 26th, 2006
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Man I love the reasons you people voted 1, and I laugh. FOOLISH NERDS, WHO GIVES A f*ck IF HE USED THE WRONG KIND OF HEALS, THIS ISN'T FF7 IN GENERAL ANYWAY.
January 26th, 2006
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IT'S JESUS, LOL FANTASY!!
January 26th, 2006
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Lol, it's just a website. Making a point. Chill. =]
January 26th, 2006
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5 for saying it was E3 footage.
January 26th, 2006
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Meh, fine, ok I admit I overreacted but I was just telling it like it is. It's one small thing and it doesn't take away from my score. It's pointless. ...lol I didn't notice the "E3 Footage" Source XD choice
January 26th, 2006
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Haaaa people after believe this stuff.
January 26th, 2006
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FF7 Jesus. Beautiful.
January 26th, 2006
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WE WANT JESUS LIMIT BREAK!!! oh yeah, 5'ed
January 26th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA
January 26th, 2006
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ha.
January 26th, 2006
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But can he resurrect Aerith?!
January 26th, 2006
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AHAHAHAHA ya do a limit break!!!1
January 26th, 2006
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LOL @ E3 footage
January 26th, 2006
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the battle theme plays in jesus' head all the time.
January 26th, 2006
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The next installment will be up tonight!
January 26th, 2006
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lmfao halarious
January 26th, 2006
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not funny
January 26th, 2006
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10/5!
January 26th, 2006
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10/5 lolz
January 26th, 2006
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Final Fantasy VII had the best regular battle music of the entire series, in my opinion
January 26th, 2006
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YES!
January 26th, 2006
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Sounds like the Chrono Cross Boss battle music. Please tell me it is.
January 26th, 2006
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"10/5" wins it. make more of these plz!
January 26th, 2006
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5 5 5 5 5
January 26th, 2006
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A new adventure: http://jesuslolrpg.ytmnd.com
January 27th, 2006
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OK, the E3 footage comment was hilarious.
January 27th, 2006
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hilarious lol
January 27th, 2006
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Win.
January 27th, 2006
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a worthy successor to the original
January 27th, 2006
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hahaha! contraversy time! jesus... IS DEAD! he died ooh, I'd say just about 2005 years ago. he ain't coming back, he's not magical, and in fact he was a loser who knew some parlor tricks. 2'd.
January 27th, 2006
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oh yeah, also... it's FINAL fantasy. no wonder square needs to absorb smaller companies and be a bitch to disney, you can only push the word "FINAL" so far! hope this is their FINAL year then they DIE!
January 27th, 2006
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hehe, Jesus is a white mage
January 27th, 2006
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Why is this not #1?
January 27th, 2006
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XD to the max.
January 27th, 2006
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yes indeed, he is jusus
January 27th, 2006
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Robo-Jesus would kick some serious *ss :/
January 27th, 2006
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I would buy this game.
January 27th, 2006
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Funny the fist time, kinda getting old.
January 27th, 2006
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i love it
January 27th, 2006
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5 for making me spend a day beating FF7 again
January 27th, 2006
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10/5!
January 27th, 2006
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Logged in to 10/5 this.
January 27th, 2006
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f*cking genius XD
January 27th, 2006
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Rofl, "E3 footage"
January 27th, 2006
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ITS CURE3 NOT CURAGRA U FUICKING IDOITOSD OMSDGFVG B LZSSCVHSCCGVDA
January 27th, 2006
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Best Jesus lol site to date
January 27th, 2006
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Pure awseome! Who the hell gives damn that FF7 had Cure 3 and not Curaga? That doesn't matter at all.
January 27th, 2006
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As awesome as this is, I have to 4 it for use of Curaga. God, I'm such a nerd.
January 27th, 2006
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Unfortunately, you are using a FFVII parody, so Jesus wouldn't cast Curaga. It's Cure3.
January 27th, 2006
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Jesus needs to get in a battle...and his party members could be Moses and the Virgin Mary. And God could be Jesus's summon.
January 27th, 2006
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f*cking Awesome
January 27th, 2006
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Great site! To all the people saying "cure3 not curaga": Who the ruck cares? It's Jesus, lol, he can do what he wants.
January 27th, 2006
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teh coolest.
January 27th, 2006
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I'm going to show this to people at church, if I ever go again that is, lol.
January 27th, 2006
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This would have actually been the coolest thing ever this 15 minute cycle IF there weren't already ten billion other stupid Jesus ytmnd's out there. f*ck Jesus. f*ck FFVII too.
January 27th, 2006
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add: Oh yeah, f*ck the nitpicking FF fanboy nerd *ssholes who just had to put their 2 cents in about the cure3/curaga thing. Newsflash: No one cares. You're not smart and no you won't ever amount to jack sh*t.
January 27th, 2006
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10 for "e3 footage" and keywords.. oh and the 10/5, which is what this is. lol.
January 27th, 2006
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Oh my god, it's the one winged angel!
January 27th, 2006
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Reminds me of my ffjesus 7 ytmnds lol.
January 27th, 2006
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I'm flippin' out because I'm ordering ff7 and I'll finally get to play it after 9 years! It sucks because I was always the lame kid withe the n64 when i was younger.
January 27th, 2006
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"hahaha! contraversy time! jesus... IS DEAD! he died ooh, I'd say just about 2005 years ago" lol jesus = died in 33AD lol
January 28th, 2006
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Ca he beat Ruby Weapon? Does he have Auto Res? There's so much the Bible doesnt tell us.
January 28th, 2006
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that music brings me back
January 28th, 2006
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"curaga isnt in FF7 pls jesus' curgag would probley do 9999 as his magic power is 999 and Pwr * (((Stat ^ 2) / 6) + Pwr)/ 4 and curaga is power 80. Which would cap at 9999. when that noob probley only has like 100 hp. Jesus doesnt waste mp" What an i
January 28th, 2006
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That's awesome!
January 29th, 2006
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Hey very good job I wish I knew how to take pictures and then just use final fanatasy to make it that much cooler
January 30th, 2006
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And the adventure continues: http://jesusrpgadventure.ytmnd.com
January 31st, 2006
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Thanx for the compliment dude.. plus to those nit picking idiots over the curaga/cure3 who gives a sh*t - it's an ACE YTMND!!! so go away...
February 7th, 2006
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Off course.
February 17th, 2006
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10/5 makes it.
February 18th, 2006
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HAH! These are great1
February 18th, 2006
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You win.
February 18th, 2006
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love this!
February 22nd, 2006
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Always did love this one.
February 22nd, 2006
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Chuck Norris ftw!!!
March 11th, 2006
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So great... always full wait bar, 'cause he's Jesus, lol
March 21st, 2006
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OMG!! XD Were's more of it?? :D
March 21st, 2006
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ha!
April 2nd, 2006
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awesome
May 15th, 2006
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f*ck the downvoters
June 19th, 2006
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Obviously, Jesus would have Fullcure materia. But why did you use magic from FF8 with FF7 graphics/music. Get your games straight sir!
June 22nd, 2006
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Best said by one of the onlookers: "10/5!"
June 23rd, 2006
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-1 for the "aga" when you use the music from a Final Fantasy that used numbers.
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hm. he looks more like chuck norris than jesus.
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To Gomras: f*ck you.
June 28th, 2006
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lol love this
July 2nd, 2006
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lol jesus.
July 3rd, 2006
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"Source image: E3 Footage" LMAO
July 4th, 2006
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HOLY sh*t! I remember this. 5.
July 10th, 2006
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"Then make him use a Phoenix Down on Lazarus." Or just use the Life (or Full-Life, isn't there a full-life?) spell. Either way, that would be great. XD
July 15th, 2006
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rofl. 5 for funny and for FF7 nostalgia. thats one of my most favorite games of all time.
July 23rd, 2006
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The jesus sites are sooo f*ckin sweet....i love how loose Jesus is w/ this speaking
July 23rd, 2006
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the brunette chick on the left is a spicy little milf.
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You should try searching for an alternative to the word "Magic" since witchcraft, wizardry and the like are forbidden by God.
July 30th, 2006
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replace magic with miracle.
August 8th, 2006
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all time fav rave
August 17th, 2006
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I dig it, but dude, Curaga and stuff came about in 8, you need to do Cure 1 2 and 3 and then full life XD
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Compliments from your friendly neighborhood upvoter!
September 5th, 2006
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FF + JESUS = 5
March 21st, 2007
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Fun ^^
August 22nd, 2007
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Jesus had no healing powers whatsoever. He didn't even exist, as a man anyway. Jesus was originally part of the worlds first marketing campaign, the mascot of Meshuggana John's Wild Water Park. The park didn't do so great as John's main attraction, a baptismal waterslide, was made entirely of coarse sandstone since plastic had yet to be invented. As you can imagine, this wasn't good for the jews at all. John's healing slide being a deathtrap, the park closed the day after grand opening. Time obfuscates all