Norris Resurrects (EPIC.)
Created on: January 31st, 2006
Norris Resurrects (EPIC.)
To be resurrected, you must fight God and land the first attack. Jesus just attacked himself. But Norris must fight to surive...

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January 31st, 2006
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It's too bad noobs pushed down this beautiful peice of work.
January 31st, 2006
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God got kicked...IN THE FACE.
February 1st, 2006
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See you at the top, homeboy.
February 1st, 2006
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This is great.
February 1st, 2006
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HOLEY SHET!
February 1st, 2006
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Looks like Ash has his work cut out for him.
February 1st, 2006
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5'd lol. made me crack up.
February 1st, 2006
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Chuck norris defeats god....awesome
February 1st, 2006
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The only man that can stop an UNARMED Chuck Norris in a gunfight is Ash Williams...and this ytmnd proves this.
February 1st, 2006
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Do not cross the Noris!
February 1st, 2006
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Chuck Norris let himself die...Everything make sense now.
February 1st, 2006
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Did chuck norris just kill god? LOL
February 1st, 2006
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the barbecue sauce was excellent
February 1st, 2006
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blashphemy, but still funny.
February 1st, 2006
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Nice to see someone do a YTMND related to mine.
February 1st, 2006
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AHAHAAHAHA
February 1st, 2006
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YES! I was waiting for the answer to that other site!
February 1st, 2006
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blasphemer! blasphemer! ye shalt to the depths of hell goeth! o btw, 5'd.
February 1st, 2006
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I'm planning on making one where Chuck (resurrected) and Bruce join forces to take on a greater evil. Maybe the stay puff marshmallow man. any thoughts?
February 1st, 2006
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Not even God is safe.
February 1st, 2006
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marshmallow man? nah, make it a gigantic (even more so than she is) rosie o'donnell.
February 1st, 2006
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-1 for the god stand off. bit too long.
February 1st, 2006
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AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 1st, 2006
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February 1st, 2006
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Holy sh*t, where the hell are all these downvotes coming from?! Save the site! Someone! For god's sake none of these reviews are lower than 4!
February 1st, 2006
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Someone needs to take art history. That painting isn't of god, I believe it's Abraham. Still, round house kicking start of jewish culture is pretty awesome.
February 1st, 2006
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..Abraham? What..? No. Dude.. Just.. No.. Why would Abraham be making the sun and seperating the land from the sea?
February 1st, 2006
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best norris ytmnd to date
February 1st, 2006
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LOL HHAHAHAHAH OHh my god YES 55555555555555555
February 1st, 2006
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Thanks :)
February 1st, 2006
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kicking god in the face ftw
February 1st, 2006
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lmao, even God can't stop Chuck. bonus points for Cap'n Crunch looking up from his ceral in suprize
February 1st, 2006
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btw, mindlessf*ck, that's definately God from the Creation Of Man panel of the Sistine Chapel ceiling (the naked dude being Adam).
February 1st, 2006
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correction, it is indeed Parting Land From Sea. My Bad. Still God, though.
February 1st, 2006
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For reference, Caligo, the first parts with God are Parting Land from Sea, the quick side shot of God charging is a modified Creation of Man, and the "defeated" shot is Creation of Sun and Moon.
February 1st, 2006
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i think this ytmnd just gave me a heart attack
February 1st, 2006
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5 for chuck, 5 for laughing my *ss off when I saw captain crunch, and another 5 for laughing harder when his eyes moved up along with the dramatic music, lmfao
February 1st, 2006
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EPIC INDEED.....EPIC INDEED!
February 1st, 2006
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Wow, that's a great direction to take with it haha.
February 1st, 2006
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Well done, lol.
February 1st, 2006
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God=Pwnd.
February 1st, 2006
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Waitwaitwait, did Raiden kick the god? Is Chuck Raiden?
February 1st, 2006
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LMAO even the Capn' was surprised
February 1st, 2006
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lol Aliens
February 1st, 2006
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This should of been top 15 already. LocutusOfBorg, you truly are the king of Kings.
February 1st, 2006
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Thanks :P I guess I just don't advertise my sites. At all. Top 15 sites are either in the top 5 rated sites, or are heavily advertised on other sites.
March 20th, 2006
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God can't stop the roundhouse kick
April 11th, 2006
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ok, only reason you get 5 is for cc and evil dead, but chuck norris was old (but this site is old) so it works itself out
April 13th, 2006
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Bruce Campbell FTW!
April 25th, 2006
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It's a little slow, but why is this not higher rated?
April 29th, 2006
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The ending lacks punch. It needs a musical crash, with the sound of a jaw cracking, followed by a cut to an atomic bomb or something.
May 17th, 2006
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this is damn awesome
May 21st, 2006
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Good, but a shotgun can't kill Chuck Norris.
May 21st, 2006
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Evil Dead? Chuck Norris kicking God in the face? YOU DESERVE THIS 5, MY FRIEND.
May 23rd, 2006
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I always knew chuck had it in him.
May 26th, 2006
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5 just because it's so weird, even if its sacreligious
May 27th, 2006
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5'd for the geometric progression of 'what the hell next?' Oh, and great sound.
May 28th, 2006
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HOLY sh*t that's the most amazing thing i've ever seen.
June 2nd, 2006
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I would 5 this till my fingers bled if I could.. I want your sperm in my ass.
June 5th, 2006
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good editing
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Cap'n Crunch? ROFL
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ow I'm wondering: all you who called it blasphemy, was that because God got pwned, or because Chuck Norris got shot?
June 18th, 2006
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Chuck Norris sucks.
June 20th, 2006
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^
June 23rd, 2006
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dood... chuck is so not canon
June 25th, 2006
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pure perfection
June 26th, 2006
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CN ftw, but who is Cap'n Crunch?
June 27th, 2006
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So does that mean that Ash > Chuck > God ???!
June 27th, 2006
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EPIC!
June 28th, 2006
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mneah, three for bizzare obscurity
June 29th, 2006
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what in the hell rofl
July 2nd, 2006
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WINNAR!
July 2nd, 2006
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lol a masterpiece
July 3rd, 2006
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5'd for Bishop's Countdown music from Aliens
July 3rd, 2006
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Needs Jesus in heaven saying "welcome back Dad"
July 4th, 2006
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Ash > Chuck Norris.
July 12th, 2006
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Historically accurate!
July 12th, 2006
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Hax?
July 12th, 2006
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Cap'n Crunch for the win!!!
July 15th, 2006
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Wonderful!
July 15th, 2006
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God > Chuck Norris.
July 23rd, 2006
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i don't know what the hell i just saw. but it ruled.
July 27th, 2006
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wow, brilliant. well done.
September 17th, 2006
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First scene for the win. (Bruce pwnt Norris). but the rest of everything is truly epic... one for Infinity.
January 14th, 2007
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brilliant
April 12th, 2007
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how is this not the highest viewed of all time
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Oh okay I didn't get it at first but the description really cleared things up for me.
September 3rd, 2007
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The only person who is able to kill Chuck Norris=Bruce Campbell.
June 30th, 2008
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This gave me a boner.