Cat in heat
Created on: February 3rd, 2006
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What to do with a cat in heat. Frankly, I don't like the advice.

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February 3rd, 2006
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rofl! http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=737861 the best way is to just neuter the darn thing :)
February 4th, 2006
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lol
February 4th, 2006
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lol @ capitalism
February 4th, 2006
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ROFL CAT ORGAZAM
February 4th, 2006
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STOP DOWNVOTING THIS!
February 4th, 2006
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Ha ha, wow... that's... disturbing.
February 4th, 2006
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I signed up to five this.
February 4th, 2006
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DIED OF EXTREME LAUGHTER!
February 4th, 2006
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Move the Q-Tip around. The G spot is bound to be there somewhere.
February 4th, 2006
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lmao
February 4th, 2006
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disgusting lol
February 4th, 2006
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useful...
February 4th, 2006
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OMG THAT'S SO HOT FAP FAP FAP
February 4th, 2006
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dear god...nice job on the mario music, very sarcastic
February 4th, 2006
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lol at you clicking the link titled "cat penis"
February 4th, 2006
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EWWWWWWWWWW
February 4th, 2006
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im so glad my rotwieler is male and doesnt have those issues.
February 4th, 2006
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Ugh, furry fantasies...
February 4th, 2006
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Wouldn't the cat get severe mental issues after something like that? I mean seriously, wouldn't she be like trying to hump you after that or something...!? omgz...
February 4th, 2006
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WHEN IS BEASTIALITY EVER A SOLUTION?!?
February 4th, 2006
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5 at you clicking the link titled "cat penis"
February 4th, 2006
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:-[(
February 4th, 2006
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Jesus f*cking Christ! People actually do this?
February 4th, 2006
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weirdest thing ive ever read?
February 4th, 2006
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This needs the Erasure song "who needs love like that" in the background. 5'd anyhow though =)
February 4th, 2006
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I'm.. speechless..
February 4th, 2006
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Gots to try this out
February 4th, 2006
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roflmaotcaba @ wtf?! Yes. You heard me.
February 4th, 2006
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After about 15 seconds the gif should flash the OMGWTF cat face. LMAO
February 4th, 2006
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lol disgusting. 5!
February 4th, 2006
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I just had to read the whole thing. And I did. Even the "cat orgasm" part. I think I died a little inside because of that.
February 4th, 2006
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Just spay the damn thing :S
February 4th, 2006
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0.0 Call the PETA POLICE! Weeeeooooooo Weeeeeoooooooo!
February 4th, 2006
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...Ewwww.
February 4th, 2006
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f*cking HOT
February 4th, 2006
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Orgasms, nature's anti-depressant. LOL.
February 4th, 2006
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gross lol
February 4th, 2006
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funny but sucks :(
February 4th, 2006
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That made me laugh out loud. xD I'm still laughing ... looooll....
February 4th, 2006
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Reading that gave me a boner.
February 4th, 2006
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Eww.
February 4th, 2006
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lmao
February 4th, 2006
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CAT ORGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASM FURRY!!! =)
February 4th, 2006
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HAHA CATSTURBATION \o/
February 4th, 2006
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lol I love the way the "cat penis" link has been clicked. Thats a f*cking weird page...
February 4th, 2006
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WWWWWWWWWWWWTF :-\
February 4th, 2006
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lmao.
February 4th, 2006
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what kind of person decides "you know, i dont want her to have kittens so im just gonna dildo her"????????
February 4th, 2006
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0.0' (........)
February 4th, 2006
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what you didnt know this already?
February 4th, 2006
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O_o wtf haha
February 4th, 2006
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Not bad, not bad.
February 4th, 2006
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aahhh that's nasty
February 4th, 2006
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XD
February 4th, 2006
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0_0
February 4th, 2006
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Dude, that's just gross.
February 4th, 2006
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ROFL MY WAFFLE!
February 4th, 2006
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WHAT IS THIS.
February 4th, 2006
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Lol...
February 4th, 2006
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wtf ftw!
February 4th, 2006
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forget the Qtip - I gotta find me a nice black pencil eraser
February 4th, 2006
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The caption is retarded. It's trying to make it seem like it's sexual, but obviously it has all to do with sex.
February 4th, 2006
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OMFGLMAOBBQWTFJESUS!!!!
February 4th, 2006
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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........lol
February 4th, 2006
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hahahahahaahaha
February 4th, 2006
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oh mai f*cking god
February 4th, 2006
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God damn!
February 4th, 2006
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5 for the music...and for you clicking on "Cat Penis"
February 4th, 2006
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So if we pleasured our cats war, hunger, and capitalism would be gone?
February 4th, 2006
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wtf!!!!11!1!1!!!11!11!!!!!!1!1!!11
February 4th, 2006
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I think most of us would have clicked on "cat penis" out of sheer curiosity.
February 4th, 2006
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Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.
February 4th, 2006
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lol should be in the hall of fame
February 4th, 2006
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wow wtf
February 4th, 2006
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The thing it says under what to look for is hilarious
February 4th, 2006
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pretty damn gross
February 4th, 2006
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Q-tip FTW.
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5'd for "Equipment: 1 cat in heat."
February 4th, 2006
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I literrally roffled. Why did you click "cat penis"???????
February 4th, 2006
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Nobody likes their cat that much.
February 4th, 2006
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I'm sad in the pants :(
February 4th, 2006
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eww
February 4th, 2006
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What. The. f*ck.
February 4th, 2006
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wow.....
February 4th, 2006
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The music couldn't fit any less, but the combination of the two couldn't be any funnier.
February 4th, 2006
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=(
February 4th, 2006
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Wow...just...wow...cat orgasm. Wriggling dance of esctacy...wow. No god. Wow. Wow...just...wow. Wow. Wow.
February 4th, 2006
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I MADE A FOLLOW-UP: catinheatreply.ytmnd.com
February 4th, 2006
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WHERE IS MY GOD NOW!?
February 4th, 2006
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5 worthy, but you didnt think up the actual material that made me laugh. so 4. "experiment around until you can distinguish the difference" .. lol
February 4th, 2006
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change song to "i would do anything for love"
February 4th, 2006
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I shall help you with your cat if you are too squeamish
February 4th, 2006
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First time I saw this, my cat was on my lap. I immediately jumped up to get her off. My head still feels scarred.
February 4th, 2006
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That is so wrong.
February 4th, 2006
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me no like.
February 4th, 2006
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February 4th, 2006
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This YTMND just makes me happyXD... and it's strangly erotic>.>
February 4th, 2006
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whoever finds this not disturbing needs to see a shrink, ASAP
February 4th, 2006
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4 for music
February 4th, 2006
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WTF... unbelievable...
February 4th, 2006
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XD
February 4th, 2006
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thanks! now i know how to calm my cat in heat ^_^
February 4th, 2006
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Hahaha, what the F*CK?
February 4th, 2006
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FTW!
February 4th, 2006
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Just imagine the look on the cat's face
February 4th, 2006
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needs better music such as a custom made piece from south parks "cat orgy" "your a verry bad BAD kitty" woulda been lmfao
February 4th, 2006
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oh sh*t Q-TIP???????? all this time ive been using toothpicks
February 4th, 2006
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that is so wrong.........
February 4th, 2006
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Thanks, Mr. Cartier.
February 4th, 2006
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I don't know whether to 5 or to 1 this...so I'll go with the mean.
February 4th, 2006
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sh*tty
February 4th, 2006
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High-Larious.
February 4th, 2006
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goodness..
February 4th, 2006
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5 for disturbing and wtf factor.
February 4th, 2006
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Hot. I loved that last line in things to expect.
February 4th, 2006
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OMG! THAT IS GROSS!
February 4th, 2006
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I do this all the time even when shes not in heat. :}
February 4th, 2006
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LOL YES
February 4th, 2006
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you touch my tra-la-la
February 4th, 2006
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OMG, My Exgirlfriends dad did that to their cat. I just thought it was because he was a weirdass. Nonetheless, he still is.
February 4th, 2006
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LOL The music makes this work.
February 4th, 2006
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Why is this music perfect?
February 4th, 2006
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1'd for animal cruelity...
February 4th, 2006
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WHAT THE f*ck
February 4th, 2006
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thanks for the tip... "here kitty kitty.."
February 4th, 2006
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5'd for Super Mario World
February 4th, 2006
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lol i left e2 for ytmnd
February 4th, 2006
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I have a cat in heat,never will do that ever.
February 4th, 2006
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but how is this not ripping content? come on
February 4th, 2006
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haha win
February 4th, 2006
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The music that compliments the text makes it a 5. Great find! HILARIOUS!
February 4th, 2006
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WTF beyond all WTFs.
February 4th, 2006
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why can't human females experience "heat"...
February 4th, 2006
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wtf that is f*cked up
February 4th, 2006
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i can see that you click on the link labeled 'Cat penis'
February 4th, 2006
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dude. roflcopter, dude. roflcopter. read the cat orgasm description under it. GODDAMN that's weird. i don;t know why people wish to know these things... sick f*cks.
February 4th, 2006
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Roflmao, priceless.
February 4th, 2006
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I'm emailing this to PETA, and then I'm going to go change my pants.
February 4th, 2006
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W T F?!?!
February 4th, 2006
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if you don't have a q-tip you can use a cat vibrator.
February 4th, 2006
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Id rather just spend the money and spay the damn cat.
February 4th, 2006
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oh god no more!! no more.. please!! I beg you
February 4th, 2006
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ECKS f*ckIN DEE
February 4th, 2006
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ORGASMS, LOL
February 4th, 2006
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ROFL
February 4th, 2006
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the fact that you don't love your cat like that is why they didn't say to use your penis
February 4th, 2006
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luigibalcony.ytmnd.com
February 4th, 2006
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urrh
February 4th, 2006
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lmfao, disgusting.
February 4th, 2006
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Do like Bob Barker says and have the damn thing fixed. No kittens, no noise, and no f*cking it with a q-tip!
February 4th, 2006
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that was so nasty i got a boner reading this
February 4th, 2006
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hahahahaha
February 4th, 2006
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Rofl @ Equipment segment.
February 4th, 2006
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it shows that you clicked on cat penis....
February 4th, 2006
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Cat masturbation, lol. Go go caturday!
February 4th, 2006
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:::takes notes::: Put q-tips in cat ass...makes sense.
February 4th, 2006
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Hahaha. This can't be serious.
February 4th, 2006
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Take Q-tip. Take cat. Insert Q-tip into cat vagina. Repeat. win
February 4th, 2006
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AHAHAHA THAT IS DISGUSTING!
February 4th, 2006
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Saw that a couple years ago.
February 4th, 2006
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Q-tip dildoes FTW!!!!111
February 4th, 2006
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I love how it says to experiment distinguishing between vaginal pleasure and rectal displeasure.
February 4th, 2006
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5'd, but only because I read this comment: "it shows that you clicked on cat penis...."
February 4th, 2006
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http://samusdidintsaythemagicwordok.ytmnd.com/
February 4th, 2006
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TOO.F-ING.FUNNY!!!
February 4th, 2006
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aww christ...thats disgusting!
February 4th, 2006
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That's great some great reading - "How to Get Your Cat Off." LOL. I'm not a cat owner, but even if I were I don't think I'd ever need that information.
February 4th, 2006
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cat orgasm
February 4th, 2006
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What. the. f*ck. Isn't it just easier to get the damn thing spayed?
February 4th, 2006
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There is a sound bit from "The Venture Brothers," that would be perfect for this.
February 4th, 2006
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JESUS MY f*ckING MIND!
February 4th, 2006
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holy sh*t.
February 4th, 2006
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D:
February 4th, 2006
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Sweet f*ckING Christ, that's disgusting.
February 5th, 2006
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SUBTLE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PLEASURE AND PAIN SCREAM?!
February 5th, 2006
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that song fits so well I was roffling.
February 5th, 2006
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LMAO,literally, I couldn't stop laughing for exactly 2 minutes and 46 seconds.
February 5th, 2006
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what the f*ck
February 5th, 2006
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Reading all that with the music had me laughing so hard I fell outta my chair.
February 5th, 2006
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Or save face and just have them spayed. Sounds better to me.
February 5th, 2006
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I'd use my own cock instead of the Q-Tip. I could use some relief, too.
February 5th, 2006
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/me vomits
February 5th, 2006
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WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF Spay the poor thing!
February 5th, 2006
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You use IE.
February 5th, 2006
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lol q tips and cat vagina roflmfao
February 5th, 2006
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nice choice of music, you should make on for aots
February 6th, 2006
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gross
February 6th, 2006
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This was f*cking hilarious and extremely disturbing. -1 for using IE!
February 6th, 2006
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Wooooooooow. Just...you know SOMEONE will do this and get off from it.
February 6th, 2006
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fapfapfapfapfap.. _> ...i mean, lololololol
February 6th, 2006
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-5 for making an e2 ytmnd, +10 for finding crap
February 7th, 2006
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OMFG I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD
February 7th, 2006
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WTF?
February 7th, 2006
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You know what, I'm gonna... That's... Ah, **** this ****.
February 8th, 2006
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MORE PUSSY PUSSY FOR ME!
February 8th, 2006
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OH WHY
February 8th, 2006
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Did you....click cat penis?
February 8th, 2006
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an old g/f had told me about doing this to her cat, with a pencil eraser using cellophane as a "condom" - I just looked at her, didn't know what to say - things were never the same between us after that
February 8th, 2006
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sweet jesus
February 8th, 2006
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OMGWTFBBQ! *falls over laughing* It's funny because you clicked the "cat penis" link, and because if I ever get a cat that whines like that, I won't kill it now, I'll pay a kid 5 bucks to do this for me, lol.
February 9th, 2006
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I'm shocked! 5, for the sheer honesty of it: To calm a cat in heat, you have to masturbate it to Orgasm!
February 9th, 2006
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barbed cat penis ftw
February 9th, 2006
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LMAO omg dude so freaking funny you made ice tea come out of my nose!!!!!
February 11th, 2006
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Wow. Just... wow.
February 11th, 2006
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I shed a tear from laughing so hard, one of the funniest YTMNDs i have yet to see....
February 12th, 2006
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OH MY GOD XD WHAT THE f*ck XD
March 18th, 2006
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+5 for having clicked on the "cat penis" link
March 27th, 2006
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ROFL!!!!!!
March 27th, 2006
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this is one of the funniest things i have ever read
March 27th, 2006
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id rather have the cat in heat.
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"If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism, or God." I'm sorry, but that's probably the funnniest, most random f*ckin' thing I've ever read.
June 23rd, 2006
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Made me feel a bit ill....but cats suck, 5
June 25th, 2006
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This is 1 big steaming pile of WTFs
June 26th, 2006
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The music makes it.
July 5th, 2006
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"If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism, or God."
July 7th, 2006
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so very very wrong
July 11th, 2006
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"You know if you stick a warm moist Q-Tip in-" "AGGGHH, I tried that once, couldn't look at her for a week."
July 15th, 2006
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Thank God I had my cat spayed.
July 15th, 2006
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Yay for e2 Also, why did you visit the link "cat penis"?
July 15th, 2006
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OMFG. Just plain OMFG.
July 15th, 2006
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lol that's gross
July 21st, 2006
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Rofl, letting it walk away with the q-tip in its ass.
August 31st, 2006
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i literally laughed until i cried.
September 12th, 2006
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shog now FULLY AROUSED
September 18th, 2006
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You win. I am totally grossed out.
November 18th, 2006
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oh... my fragile little mind...
February 8th, 2007
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I WILL NOT MASTURBATE THE CAT.
February 23rd, 2007
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its a common fact! dumbasses...
May 2nd, 2007
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Oh man.. Is it wrong that i have a huge erection right now?
October 18th, 2008
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wtf?