HOW TO OFFEND A MUSLIM (Now With Slowed-Down Goodness!)
An instructional YTMND by the non-prejudice (srsly!) KEVIN "FLAMBLE" T

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February 8th, 2006
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ROFL PERMA OWNED
February 8th, 2006
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topical humor hooray! good site
February 8th, 2006
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ROFLMAO :)
February 8th, 2006
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that made my roflcopter go soi soi soi
February 8th, 2006
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nice
February 8th, 2006
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cute
February 8th, 2006
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February 8th, 2006
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February 8th, 2006
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Muslims really have nothing better to do these days. What a sad f*cking world we live in. They can burn in hell for all I care.
February 8th, 2006
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haha, great
February 8th, 2006
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Never be rude to an ararab, a spic a wop or a jew....
February 8th, 2006
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I love FLAMBLE! BLUE ONESIES FTW!
February 8th, 2006
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i hate muslims
February 8th, 2006
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F*cking win! What song is this also its aweosme
February 8th, 2006
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i'm pretty sure the vast majority of muslims don't give a sh*t. not every christian is pat robertson and not every ytmnd'er is 13, even though it looks that way at times.
February 8th, 2006
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Awesome!
February 8th, 2006
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you might want to find yourself a safehouse there, Flamable. I think you have a jihad put out on you.
February 8th, 2006
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i like the music
February 8th, 2006
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lovely music.
February 8th, 2006
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accurate
February 8th, 2006
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Slow it down some.
February 8th, 2006
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I love this because it's so true.
February 8th, 2006
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JIHAD!!!
February 8th, 2006
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That's a five right there.
February 8th, 2006
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MUSLIMS OWNED!!
February 8th, 2006
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it's so true.
February 8th, 2006
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YOU, SIR, ARE A HERO
February 8th, 2006
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5 for truth :)
February 8th, 2006
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only comment is that you need to slow down the helps if your danish/garunteed to offend slide then ill five ya
February 8th, 2006
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what is the music? it pwns
February 8th, 2006
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you gon get jihad'd
February 8th, 2006
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five because its funny, but these slideshow ytmnds really need to stop soon...
February 8th, 2006
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Nice
February 8th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
February 8th, 2006
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ITS TRUE qft
February 8th, 2006
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nice :)
February 8th, 2006
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f*ckin muslims. rofl soi soi soi soi
February 8th, 2006
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VinnyWeapons' arrival FTW!
February 8th, 2006
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ROFL PERMA OWNED
February 8th, 2006
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I liked his onesie.
February 8th, 2006
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rmasldfkj52 hahh hhaa awesome now go hide before osama sends his followers!
February 8th, 2006
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True enough. I think we finally have an answer to the solution of getting rid of all those excess nuclear weapons we have left over from the cold war arms race.
February 8th, 2006
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shalom bitches!
February 8th, 2006
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LMFAO, TOP TEN NOW
February 8th, 2006
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sound sauce pls
February 8th, 2006
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Sound source activated!
February 8th, 2006
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this is great, spot on! i really like the space mountain music too it fit well strangely enough
February 8th, 2006
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OMG LMAO
February 8th, 2006
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I knew I heard it somewhere...
February 8th, 2006
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Nice use of typography.
February 8th, 2006
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I'm Muslim, and that was hilarious. Drawing pictures of Mohammad isn't bad, it when the pictures are derogatory is when it's bad.
February 8th, 2006
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5 because it's true.
February 8th, 2006
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They brought this upon themselves. It's so funny when people pwn themselves.
February 8th, 2006
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I'm muslim as well, imagine if the new york times printed pics of jesus molesting kids or something, to muslims these pics are worse. And then when asked to stop PRINT THEM ALL OVER THE U.S. in other papers. On top of that the middle east is sensitive en
February 8th, 2006
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A tribute: http://itsmuhammed.ytmnd.com/
February 8th, 2006
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- enough with everything going on with terrorism... think ppl.
February 8th, 2006
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nice
February 8th, 2006
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i'ma go do that
February 8th, 2006
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It's so true... muslims (especially Arabs) get angry TOO easily. I really don't think they'll ever be able to find peace, 'cuz even if no one is pickin' on them, they'll surely start something among themselves... It's rather sad... U_U
February 8th, 2006
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nice
February 8th, 2006
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February 8th, 2006
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It's weird how odd Muslims' religious practices are.
February 8th, 2006
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+5
February 8th, 2006
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VinnyWeapons: you cannot escape the robots. Resistance is futile.
February 8th, 2006
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I dare you to make a YTMND with a burning Qaran/Kuran, cooron... I bet it makes a big deal :)
February 8th, 2006
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win
February 8th, 2006
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Kind of retarded since it's obviously "look how edgy I am", but I'll give you an extra star because it has pazzazz
February 8th, 2006
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February 8th, 2006
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I'm both Muslim and Arab. It's too true. I still think people who suggest using nukes are stupid f*ckers who have no grasp on the real world.
February 8th, 2006
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i like it... i think i would give the guy a bow-tie too
February 8th, 2006
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i usually am not into things that think they're cute because they're offensive, but the music, presentation, and especially the cartoon man that i will look exactly like in 30 years ruled
February 8th, 2006
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Space Mountain at Walt Disney World Queue Music FTW!
February 8th, 2006
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lol no computers in mecca? no wai! looks like your safe flamble, maybe if they get a computer that runs on oil, sand, and dumb ideas, you might get hacked, but until then, your good. ftw.
February 8th, 2006
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Yay
February 8th, 2006
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Lol at the truth.
February 8th, 2006
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Nice
February 9th, 2006
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5'd for space mountain music.
February 9th, 2006
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Great musics and an all around "win" YTMND. :)
February 9th, 2006
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solo'd 47 rogue, 2 ez l2p
February 9th, 2006
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Nice music.
February 9th, 2006
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5'd for truth, well done!
February 9th, 2006
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5 for music LOLI kept thinking where I had heard it before.
February 9th, 2006
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zOMG Muhammed is Chuck Norris
February 9th, 2006
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lol stupid muslims
February 9th, 2006
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Original. You get my 5. Really good steps on how to make them angry. I found the picture to be funny.
February 9th, 2006
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Freaking awesome, well done good sir.
February 9th, 2006
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February 9th, 2006
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I laughed so hard i shat my pants
February 10th, 2006
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Pissing off Muslims is like shooting dead fish in a barrel with a bazooka.
February 10th, 2006
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f*ck MUSLIMS, HEIL SATAN!
February 11th, 2006
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The music and Mohammed's happy smile made me smile, too.
February 11th, 2006
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smiling Mohammed and Space Mountain music made my day
February 11th, 2006
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Check it: http://itsmohammed.ytmnd.com/
February 12th, 2006
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5'd love the music lol.
February 12th, 2006
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I give it a 5... not just because I'm half Danish. lol
February 12th, 2006
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Roffles
February 14th, 2006
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I was wondering where the hell I've heard that music
February 14th, 2006
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Blue onesie for the win.
February 14th, 2006
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muslims pwned nuggle
February 19th, 2006
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A++++++++++++++++
February 21st, 2006
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...They drew his turban as a BOMB. Christ, people.
May 28th, 2007
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so what? That doesn't give them the right to kill people. People make fun of other religions all the time. F*ck Islam - mohammed rapes goats, true story.
February 22nd, 2006
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come get me
February 23rd, 2006
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I don't care what religion you are, but when you want to kill people over pointless crap, you should probably jump off a cliff.
February 23rd, 2006
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wasn't funny..at all. It does make a good point though. 3, maybe 4 later.
February 25th, 2006
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im 5ing this not because i hate pakis but because that space mountain at disney world owns everything.
February 25th, 2006
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Awesome, very funny, I like it a lot, true as well lol. Great Mohammed pic!
February 28th, 2006
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you're an idiot.
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fived for the word "onesie"
March 20th, 2006
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I'm a liberal Muslim. I think waht the cartoonist did was wrong, but violence is not the answer, nor protesting against the government. If anything, they should ban the newspaper or something. Oh and that guy who said he's Muslim and said that drawing Muh
March 20th, 2006
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I'm Muslim. Drawing Muhammad is wrong in any form. But since you misspelled, I give you a 5 ebcause many ignorant Muslims are offended easily.
March 27th, 2006
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These YTMNDs always inspire an onslaught of hate-speech, even though many a Muslim agree with them
March 29th, 2006
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5'd for tr00th and hilarity. Look guys, there's no comparison here ok? Christians and Jews don't put out 1 million dollar bounties on the heads of people who offend them. Fanatical muslims (not all muslims) are insane.
March 30th, 2006
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Muslim extremists are easy to offend
April 1st, 2006
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You sir, took the words right out of my mouth and converted them into an awsome YTMND
April 12th, 2006
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The concept was worth a 5 alone, but the music makes it worthy of a 15. Anyone who protests cartoon depictions of muslims is pushing their faith on people.
May 24th, 2006
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It's so easy. I'm... so happy now.
June 5th, 2006
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muslims are pissed off you know why? . muslims are not allowed to have sex, muslims cant jack off and muslims live in sand now put yourself in the shoes of a muslim, its friday night but you cant have sex and you cant jack off, theres sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your *ss and then some cartoon comes along from a country where people who are getting laid and mocks your prophet. well you know what ill be pretty pissed off too!!!
June 22nd, 2006
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lol, that is more like how to offend an extremist muslim
June 24th, 2006
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You might want to check yourself on this sh*t. Freedom of speech must be protected to the death if necessary. But intentionally mocking another's religion or beliefs should not be supported. I'll 1 this only to offset other people, sorry.
May 28th, 2007
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People insult all other religions all the time. I swear I hear a dozen Jesus jokes everyday. These people cannot accept our freedom of speech. They kill people for joking about their religion. That sounds like a good enough reason to me to really rub their faces in it.
June 24th, 2006
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lol, i usually jus try to sell a muslim a camel, and that pisses em off jus as much
June 25th, 2006
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Mocking religions is not funny. Mock the extremists, not the religion. Mock the Bigoted followers not the Founder, who is a great and wonderful man if you would ever read about him.
June 26th, 2006
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Funny how nobody throws tantrums over "Jesus, LOL".
June 26th, 2006
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lol, stupidity
June 26th, 2006
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-.-
June 26th, 2006
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"imagine if the new york times printed pics of jesus molesting kids or something" Don't need an imagination. Just subscribe. You'll find one or two in the socity section talking about a new art exibit of anti-christian images.
June 26th, 2006
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BTW I'm Wiccan I mock Christians often. So far nobodys made any death threats against me. (One nut did suggest my friends should be injured during a speach and the folowers who tried it went to jail)
July 2nd, 2006
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f*ck dude just make a video of someone pissing on the koran.
July 3rd, 2006
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DHT there already was a video of that somewhere (probs not on YTMND). What a great YTMND, i love your style...I think i fancy you...darling?
July 11th, 2006
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lol this is amazingly true
July 12th, 2006
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LOL, alleged moderate Muslims.
July 13th, 2006
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ytmnd comments are no place 4 any politcal or ethnic deiscussion, never forget that ;)
July 13th, 2006
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5'd for the music, and the flamboyant red beard.
July 13th, 2006
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*posts mohammed ms paint pic* *gets jihad'd*
July 15th, 2006
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Ah c'mon...
July 16th, 2006
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""im 5ing this not because i hate pakis but because that space mountain at disney world owns everything."" nothing could make this good.... not even space mountain music lolz jk
July 16th, 2006
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Univeral hate.
July 17th, 2006
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LOL
July 17th, 2006
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LOL, he's so cute too! ^_^
July 17th, 2006
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awesome
July 20th, 2006
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haha
July 20th, 2006
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pwnd
July 21st, 2006
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rofl
July 21st, 2006
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Whoever downvotes this is a muslim. lawl!
July 22nd, 2006
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I was SOOO afraid this would suddenly lapse into fad-dom...but it DIDN'T! YAY!
July 22nd, 2006
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Still great ;)
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Oh f*ck im being hunted by muslims DEAR GOD HELP ME
July 26th, 2006
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5'd for truth..actually the easiest way to offend a Muslim is not to be a Muslim yourself. Religion of Peace FTW!!!
July 27th, 2006
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NESM not even space mountain music can make this funny!
July 29th, 2006
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We always hear "Islam is the religion of peace" right after some Muslim blows a bunch of people up. LOL, obvious untruths!
July 29th, 2006
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Very lol.
July 29th, 2006
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OMG IM A MUSLEM AND I'LL SUE!!!!!!! lol jk, not really a muslem lol
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Zero-Cool- You are a f*cking wet blanket, lighten up you pansy. You know, why stop at mocking a religion? How about mocking other people? Where's the limit? Freedom of speech is freedom of speech, and if you dont like it, leave the country.
August 1st, 2006
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August 1st, 2006
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The onsie = XD
August 3rd, 2006
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silly muslims...
August 3rd, 2006
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Agreed with BandannaJones. Christians and Jews are more civilized than to blow sh*t up over a cartoon.
August 3rd, 2006
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5'd for Disney line music
August 3rd, 2006
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I f*cking hate muslims also.
August 3rd, 2006
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MOHAMMED WAS A f*g IN HIS TIME AND SUCKED ON COCK AND HAD THE SPERM SPEWED INTO HIS MOUTH AND RUBBED THE CUM ON HIS FACE CUZ HES f*gGOT sh*t LIKE ALL RETARDED *ss IGNORANT ARAB sh*tS
August 4th, 2006
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Bloody f*ck, I'm gonna do it!
August 5th, 2006
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I really liked the music
August 6th, 2006
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ROFLMAO Muslims suck...and where did you get this audio??
August 6th, 2006
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"Mocking religions is not funny." Except Christians, apparently
August 7th, 2006
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LOL, Great site, but I was just at Space Mountain at Tomorrowland at the Tragic Kingdom a few weeks ago... and I never heard that song. Maybe it was b/c I went thru too fast b/c of the damn fastpass...
August 7th, 2006
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I don't get muslims, either... Why do so many have to be so sensitive....
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I'll be honest. I dont like it that much, but if my 5 star vote will piss of a muslim, then its all good.
August 17th, 2006
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To all you idiots saying this is offending the Islamic faith, show me where in the Qur'an it says you can't have an image of Mohammed...or even that women need to be covered for that matter. God people are stupid.
August 19th, 2006
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It could be Muhammed ALi!
August 21st, 2006
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4'd for being too close to truth.
August 22nd, 2006
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Did you spell Muhammed wrong on purpose? Because spelling that wrong all in itself can piss off the Muslims to no end.
August 23rd, 2006
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HAHAHA, omg, that's hilarious, too bad it's making fun of an entire religion, o well, 5
September 5th, 2006
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WHY ISNT THIS RATED 5?!?!!
September 7th, 2006
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5 for the extremely obscure music
September 11th, 2006
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you can just talk sh*t about their mom..just be like...ya I saw your mom last night at my house last night..they get very pissy at that
September 16th, 2006
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wow
September 16th, 2006
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5'd for awful truth
September 19th, 2006
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Allah Akbar - JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 19th, 2006
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Im muslim.. n meh this isnt really that funny or offensive. you sir get 3 for: effort, Originality, citation. -2 for :not funny,sorta gay.
September 23rd, 2006
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too true
September 23rd, 2006
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sound sauce...sauce
September 29th, 2006
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I Loved your site http://howtooffendamuslim.ytmnd.com 5'ed, check out my page votecoder5.ytmnd.com when you have time!
October 1st, 2006
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DEURKA ALLAEH !!! MOHAMMEMD JIEHHAD!!!
November 26th, 2006
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Jak się masz, my namea Khaled I am offend by your filthy kuffar mockery of our Prophet L. Ron Hubbard (peace be upon him) and I pray that you be cast down to eternal suffering with Lord Xenu. Allah'u'ackbar! Dziękuję.
April 17th, 2007
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This is funny because it mocks the sh*t stained religion of Islam. Libertarian Atheists represent.
April 17th, 2007
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Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad
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heh
July 5th, 2007
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Whew thanks for that public service announcement!
April 22nd, 2008
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This is awesome just because of the music choice.
April 27th, 2008
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Christian Conservatives are just as easy to offend. But they're not as funny.