The 5000 are Saved By Jesus
Created on: February 21st, 2006
The 5000 are Saved By Jesus
Long before Macgyver, there was Jesus - Part 2 - Jesus feeds the 5000 (John 6:5-14). Sequel to watertowine.ytmnd.com. Credit to Crushed for the suggestion. :-)

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February 21st, 2006
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Awesome, even better than the last Jesus + Macguyver!
June 12th, 2007
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im afraid i may go to hell for not upvoting
February 21st, 2006
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clever
February 21st, 2006
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OMFG AWESOME. So many clever little changes to the fads.
February 21st, 2006
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lmao, I love how the kid beats him to the catchphrase at the end.
February 21st, 2006
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Lol, clever.
February 21st, 2006
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I think my gif editor is bumping the gif down a little bit..any suggestions?
February 22nd, 2006
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Ahaha! This is really awesome. Love the wink and the voting thing!
February 22nd, 2006
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nigglet stole your bike
February 22nd, 2006
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Gif = fixed.
February 22nd, 2006
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Jesus for king!
February 22nd, 2006
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Nice!
February 22nd, 2006
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win
February 22nd, 2006
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+5 for the very last part
February 22nd, 2006
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God, this fad keeps getting better and better ;-)
February 22nd, 2006
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im sorry. -1 for weirdness. still good though.
February 21st, 2009
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weird is good
February 22nd, 2006
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JK, I'm no downvoter
February 22nd, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
February 22nd, 2006
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Fantastic.
February 22nd, 2006
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no seriously, marriage? I'm thinking, like, next weekend? :)
February 22nd, 2006
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Jesus never downvotes.
February 22nd, 2006
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He's Jesus, lol
February 22nd, 2006
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I'm getting the feeling you're gonna be #1 for 2/22.
February 22nd, 2006
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Ha ha ha! They should show kids YTMNDs like this instead of showing boring movies about it :P
February 22nd, 2006
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niiiiiiice!
February 22nd, 2006
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jk im no downvoter lol
February 22nd, 2006
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Now this is PURE GOLD, Jesus was a hack, but still, awesome twist on the fad.
February 22nd, 2006
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This will be number 1, it's already number 1 in my heart
February 22nd, 2006
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best of all mc gayer fads
February 22nd, 2006
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February 22nd, 2006
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lol
February 22nd, 2006
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LOL, Jesus doesn't downvote, and neither should you, kids!
February 22nd, 2006
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jesus lol.
February 22nd, 2006
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awsome
February 22nd, 2006
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It's funny because at the time Jesus probably never would have used the acronym "lol"!
February 22nd, 2006
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my friend is on the phone like "IM LOGGING ON FOR THIS GUY, HE WINZ" so I did too, you're the man dog!!!
February 22nd, 2006
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YES YES OH f*ckING YES!
February 22nd, 2006
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Waziot, you fool
February 22nd, 2006
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awsome
February 22nd, 2006
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I usually hate this fad but this was funny
February 22nd, 2006
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5'd for Macguyver
February 22nd, 2006
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Jesus would rub his belly in delight!
February 22nd, 2006
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f*cking awesome, lol
February 22nd, 2006
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Jesus can't do math. Adding 1 and then subtracting 5 would result in -4.
February 22nd, 2006
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Jesus starts his YTMND voting scores at 5, therefore 5+1-5 = 1
February 22nd, 2006
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5 for TASTEFUL jesus humor.
February 22nd, 2006
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LOL, best f*ckin' MacGyver parody ever
February 22nd, 2006
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gold
February 22nd, 2006
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Fived just for the downvoting part.
February 22nd, 2006
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You've turned my 1 into a 5, lol!
February 22nd, 2006
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Ok the Macgyver thing was annoying but this is badass
February 22nd, 2006
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there was no reason to make this a macgyver-type site. props to the j-man tho
February 22nd, 2006
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lack of macgyver for -1
February 22nd, 2006
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csartanis, I think you need to look a little bit closer at the 15th frame...
February 22nd, 2006
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Funny, and respectful. I like it.
February 22nd, 2006
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5'd just for being the first non-blasphemous YTMND with Jesus in it I've ever seen
February 22nd, 2006
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lol nice
February 22nd, 2006
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Jezus>Macgyver. And he's cool for not being a downvoter!
February 22nd, 2006
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Macgyver is gay, and switching it with Jesus doesn't make it any better. However... the ending was much better than all the others.
February 22nd, 2006
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i love all these mcguyver fads
February 22nd, 2006
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Gave me a strange burst of faith. MacGuyver and Jesus together as one is very uplifting.
February 22nd, 2006
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JK Im no downvoter!
February 22nd, 2006
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5'd for the same reason as capncrunk86
February 22nd, 2006
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PERFECT ENDING!
February 22nd, 2006
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This is GOD.
February 22nd, 2006
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Lol @ MAcgyvers head popping outta no where near the end.
February 22nd, 2006
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Mixing up the "I'm Jesus, lol" at the end was very key to my 5 on this one
February 22nd, 2006
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lol at first i thought the text was too fast but the dialogue you put in there was so funny u get a 5
February 22nd, 2006
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5 for best prtrayal of a miracle EVAR!
February 22nd, 2006
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Very clever! I love the wink and the appearance of MacGyver's face. Well done. 5'd
February 22nd, 2006
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lol, JesuGuyver
February 22nd, 2006
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nicely done sir /clap
February 22nd, 2006
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I am confused. It's Passover. WTF are they doing eating regular looking bread?
February 22nd, 2006
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clever
February 22nd, 2006
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interrupting kid and the ;-) wins it.
February 22nd, 2006
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haha neat
February 22nd, 2006
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Too bad there were no Basketball or storage baskets back then.
February 22nd, 2006
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he's jesus lol.
February 22nd, 2006
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*spooge*
February 22nd, 2006
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goddamn you for making me lol
February 22nd, 2006
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the funny part is the kid interrupting
February 22nd, 2006
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lol nice macguyver edit in there!
February 22nd, 2006
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Teh Winnar!!
February 22nd, 2006
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lol its jesus! :)
February 22nd, 2006
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Very funny.
February 22nd, 2006
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Woohoo!!!! Jesus ftw! Props for including Bible verse.
February 22nd, 2006
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I can't say I logged in just to 5 this, but I probably would have
February 22nd, 2006
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You can't downvote Jesus! LOL
February 22nd, 2006
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I thought Jesus was going to be pissed off for being interrupted.
February 22nd, 2006
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Down.
February 22nd, 2006
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up
February 22nd, 2006
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lol
February 22nd, 2006
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I'm no downvoter, lol
February 22nd, 2006
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5 just for the end!!!
February 22nd, 2006
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I luv jesus
February 22nd, 2006
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Don't downvote Jesus. You might go to hell or something. Someone needs to somehow combine this fad with the episode where The Critic was on the Simpsons and called MacGyver gay.
February 22nd, 2006
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:)
February 22nd, 2006
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well done
February 22nd, 2006
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5 because Jesus isn't a downvoter and neither am I.
February 22nd, 2006
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+1 for the 'i'm je..He's jesus, lol', but Jesus + Macgyver = Eternal fail.
February 22nd, 2006
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IM JE- CAUSE HE'S JESUS, LOL ;-)
February 22nd, 2006
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The +1 for quick math, -4 for faith part rules
February 22nd, 2006
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lolz
February 22nd, 2006
(-2)
This needs more penis
February 22nd, 2006
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lol nice
February 22nd, 2006
(-1)
-100 for not really laughing out loud
February 22nd, 2006
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Absolutely genius.
February 22nd, 2006
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Finally, a Jesus-themed YTMND that's tasteful and not making fun of him.
February 22nd, 2006
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"he's jesus, LOL"
February 22nd, 2006
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Hall of fame, definitely.
February 22nd, 2006
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Haha! Great ending.
February 22nd, 2006
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+5 for image (Especially Macguyver). But -1 for wrong music. OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD!
February 22nd, 2006
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If this YTMND were a man id suck his dick.
February 22nd, 2006
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5ed for the baskets
February 22nd, 2006
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Yeah, a couple little clever changes make this one worth watching. Nicely done!
February 22nd, 2006
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"I'm Je..." "He's Jesus, lol" = 5'd (classic)
February 22nd, 2006
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i sort of like this fad. a lot.
February 22nd, 2006
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the kid at the end FTW. ;)
February 22nd, 2006
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another 5 for TASTEFUL humor
February 22nd, 2006
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This is right where it belongs
February 22nd, 2006
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amazing
February 22nd, 2006
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haha, very nice one dude
February 22nd, 2006
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it's jesus, lol!
February 22nd, 2006
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Clicked expecting to 3 it at best, but that ending made it a 5.
February 22nd, 2006
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JK, I'm no downvoter! haha
February 22nd, 2006
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i like these jesus one's better
February 22nd, 2006
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This is entirely unfunny. If Jesus had been Macgyver at the end it would have been at least decent.
February 22nd, 2006
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If you're 5'ving this just for macgver, you're not aware of the current fad...anyway, the downvote reference + ending = instant win
February 22nd, 2006
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Haha nice
February 22nd, 2006
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You must be God. :) I don't dare downvote God.
February 22nd, 2006
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Secret Biblical MacGyver!
February 22nd, 2006
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This fails
February 22nd, 2006
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keke, the kid cuts him off. The voting thing was a little lame... but this guy had to be a magician or something. Either that, or people 2000 years ago were f*ckin' stupid.
February 22nd, 2006
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JAY KAY
February 22nd, 2006
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BEST JESUS YTMND EVER BEST MACGUYVER YTMND EVER
February 22nd, 2006
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I hate the macgyver fad, but this is 5 worthy
February 22nd, 2006
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the downvoter joke rocked
February 22nd, 2006
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Oh man, Jesus rocks.
February 22nd, 2006
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I love the Macguyver fad
February 22nd, 2006
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5'd for Jesus joke which isn't really blasphemy, plus the "I'm no downvoter lol" comment. :D
February 22nd, 2006
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Terrible. MacGyver + Jesus YTMNDs suck ass.
February 22nd, 2006
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feels like church
February 22nd, 2006
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;-)
February 22nd, 2006
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OH HELLS YEH!!!!!!!!!
February 22nd, 2006
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Jesus >>> Macgyver!
February 22nd, 2006
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I'm no downvoter!
February 22nd, 2006
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LOL, im no downvoter
February 22nd, 2006
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lol, Jesus!
February 22nd, 2006
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Win.
February 22nd, 2006
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The Biblical accuracy in this is astounding. I've I could vote, I'd 6 you.
February 22nd, 2006
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If I were Jesus, I'd downvote everyone.
February 22nd, 2006
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I usually hate jesus YTMND's, but this one was too damn good. Good job!
February 22nd, 2006
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I normally hate MacGyver, but this is gold.
February 22nd, 2006
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true story
February 22nd, 2006
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You are amazing
February 22nd, 2006
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Wish Sunday school was this fun when I was a kid, lol
February 22nd, 2006
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I LUVED THE LAST PART!!! and also the first part...and also the middle...ahh blah I LUVED IT! +1 for quick math but -5 for lack of faith...jk im no down voter :}
February 22nd, 2006
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best macgyver ever. jesus saying ";)" for the win
February 22nd, 2006
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lol for a 1/4 of a second i was really confused why jesus was gettin covered by the kid
February 22nd, 2006
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I laughed.
February 22nd, 2006
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I have taken VinnyWeapons, you are all doomed!
February 22nd, 2006
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lol, god has reserved a seat with a cushion warmer on it for you in heaven :)
February 22nd, 2006
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thank you.
February 22nd, 2006
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I'm downvoting this because the whole MacGyver thing is stupid and for the sh*tty MS Paint job, but The child interrupting Jesus made it immoral for me to give this a 1, so 2.
February 22nd, 2006
(1)
Jesus is the man now, dog!
February 22nd, 2006
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Jesus is dead
February 22nd, 2006
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Oh Jesus, you rascal.
February 22nd, 2006
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5 for something thats actually positive on ytmnd about Jesus (well, kinda)
February 22nd, 2006
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This is great.
February 22nd, 2006
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the shilling is english -5 macguyver fad sucks -5 i really enjoyed this =) +10
February 22nd, 2006
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omg 5 becuz jesus said lol
February 22nd, 2006
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And he really did it too.....
February 22nd, 2006
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The shilling is also what was in the Bible version I took this from...
February 22nd, 2006
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Picture, sound, text. Not a f*ggy short film.
February 22nd, 2006
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5 for you. Can I have one too? http://stepinbananatime.ytmnd.com/
February 22nd, 2006
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+5 for merciful Jesus and for taking my idea, which I could never have even acted on in the first place.
February 22nd, 2006
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Needs Mullet Man in the background.
February 22nd, 2006
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nice ending. heheh!
February 22nd, 2006
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Downvoters suck...
February 22nd, 2006
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AN EXCELLENT AND CLEVER ADDITION TO THE FAD!
February 22nd, 2006
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I lol'd at the 'downvoter' bit.
February 22nd, 2006
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;-) ftw
February 22nd, 2006
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Jesus for King, lol!!
February 22nd, 2006
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LOL great. Love the stealth macgyver
February 22nd, 2006
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Wait, so there's actually people who still think LOL Jesus is funny?
February 22nd, 2006
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excellent
February 22nd, 2006
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"He's Jesus, lol" LOL!
February 22nd, 2006
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WWJDV - what would jesus downvote? NOTHING!
February 22nd, 2006
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5 for actually making a Jesus lol YTMND somewhat funny.
February 22nd, 2006
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+1 for quick math, -5 for lack of faith. JK I'm no downvoter
February 22nd, 2006
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LOL. I'm not a downvoter either.
February 22nd, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHA NICE INCLUDING OF "NO DOWNVOTER", AND THE ";-)" AT THE END !!!
February 22nd, 2006
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its easy when your jesus ;)
February 22nd, 2006
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IS THAT MULLET MAN I SEE
February 22nd, 2006
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5 for including the math thing :D
February 22nd, 2006
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You win at life, +more.
February 22nd, 2006
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February 22nd, 2006
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;-)
February 22nd, 2006
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5 for historical accuracy.
February 22nd, 2006
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teehee
February 22nd, 2006
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+1 for math -5 for faith LOLLOOOLL Im no downvoter!
February 22nd, 2006
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lol
February 22nd, 2006
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getting old, but this one was pretty well done
February 22nd, 2006
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+5 for historical accuracy ("Jesus for king!")
February 22nd, 2006
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Jesus FTW 5 stars or I go to hell
February 22nd, 2006
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I loved it especialy the end....hilarious.
February 22nd, 2006
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The bit at the end with the kid really sells this ytmnd.
February 22nd, 2006
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If your a wow fan put in, "i conjured it"
February 22nd, 2006
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February 22nd, 2006
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Jesus told me to upvote this site.
February 22nd, 2006
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Great job voting 1 on "censored porn" to bring this piece of sh*t on place 5. This crap needs more penis!
February 22nd, 2006
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I was about to downvote until the end when the kid changed it up. haha, good stuff
February 22nd, 2006
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lol nice ending
February 22nd, 2006
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Censored porn is just a stolen image put to wave. And I find it creepy and kinda gross...
February 22nd, 2006
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haha i love you.
February 22nd, 2006
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wow your good
February 22nd, 2006
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Wow, that was good. ANd that little part showing Richard Dean Anderson... gold!
February 22nd, 2006
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Funny AND it doesn't offend!
February 22nd, 2006
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Stupid.
February 22nd, 2006
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f*ckING AMAZING TO THE INFINITE POWER! You have become my new personal favorite.
February 22nd, 2006
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PERFECT!!!
February 22nd, 2006
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Hah. XD ITS JUST FUNNY. :D 5
February 22nd, 2006
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inkdrinker is gay
February 22nd, 2006
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Macgyver fad will never die!
February 22nd, 2006
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If you wouldn't have changed the "I'm jesus, lol" part, I would have oned this.
February 22nd, 2006
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hahahaa the kid at the end is the best
February 22nd, 2006
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Thanks for the mention. When I saw the first one, I immediately thought of the greatest act of MacGuyvering of all time: Jesus managing to feed 5,000 people with some kid's lunch.
February 22nd, 2006
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wasn't as good as the last jesus/macguyver, was gonna downvote, but that kid in the last scene made me LOOLLLLLOOOLOLOLOL!!! 5'd!
February 22nd, 2006
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meh, religious humor bites.
February 22nd, 2006
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LOL. But the appropriate money unit would be Shekels and not Shillings.
February 22nd, 2006
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OMG WIN
February 22nd, 2006
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That is excellent.
February 22nd, 2006
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very funny and clever d('-')b
February 22nd, 2006
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Not bad, not great.
February 22nd, 2006
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nice twist at the end, makes it extra cheesy
February 22nd, 2006
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Approved
February 23rd, 2006
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best mcgyver fad thing ever
February 23rd, 2006
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Needs EVERYONE laughing at the very end with a wide shot.
February 23rd, 2006
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Both these fads you used suck.
February 23rd, 2006
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wtf interpretation? RE class. lame
February 23rd, 2006
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You stole my 5.
February 23rd, 2006
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i liked the carts part
February 24th, 2006
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succeeded
February 24th, 2006
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can't remember if I already 5'd this. oh well
February 24th, 2006
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praise Jesus
February 25th, 2006
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Best Macguyver.
February 25th, 2006
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thanks for not being a jerk about Jesus :)
February 25th, 2006
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haha you're comparing jesus and macguyver, and then letting him vote on the other guy..... this rules
February 26th, 2006
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February 26th, 2006
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Hidden MacGuyver for the win.
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