Bender's advice for modern parenting
Created on: March 5th, 2006
Bender's advice for modern parenting
Bender gives advice on modern child care

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March 5th, 2006
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December 13th, 2007
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aHAHAHA
March 5th, 2006
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haha
March 5th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
March 5th, 2006
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good advice
March 5th, 2006
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The VinnyWeapons have taken me. Please Send Help.
March 5th, 2006
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Bender is right, stay the course people.
March 5th, 2006
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Could've helped me.
March 5th, 2006
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Jammno is amused.
March 5th, 2006
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Classic style ftw.
March 5th, 2006
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Would be great as an "Addresses Congress: too
March 5th, 2006
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Jammno sucks
March 5th, 2006
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I hope that jammno dies in a car crash so that his remaining organs can be given to a sick person who deserves to live.
March 5th, 2006
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SAVE VINNY!!!
March 5th, 2006
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very good advice
March 5th, 2006
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hes right, too many pansy f*cks in the world today.
March 5th, 2006
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I laughed when I seen it on tv, I laughed when I seen it here.
March 5th, 2006
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Do not attempt to save Vinny. He is a robot and it is an ambush.
April 21st, 2006
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AH! that has always been my favorite Futurama quote.
April 29th, 2006
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classic bender. ^_^
May 10th, 2006
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BEST BENDER QUOTE EVER!!!
June 18th, 2006
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HELL no. And go fohck off!
July 7th, 2006
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Children today do not recieve nearly as many asswhippings as they deserve.
July 18th, 2006
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That robot is a genius.
July 20th, 2006
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I hit children while they are watching TV, it saves time.
July 31st, 2006
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Perect advice.
August 2nd, 2006
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Bender is great!
August 5th, 2006
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Futurama is awful.
August 5th, 2006
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^What a jackass. http://niloc14sopinion2.ytmnd.com/
August 8th, 2006
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He really really is.
August 15th, 2006
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Funny thing is...I agree :P
August 15th, 2006
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I can count to potato
August 23rd, 2006
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Bender wins!
August 25th, 2006
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It's so true.
August 26th, 2006
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The dialog sucked, until "and hitting them" Bender roxors though.
August 29th, 2006
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Great to see a classic in Worthwhile. -CSM
September 7th, 2006
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Yes I have
September 12th, 2006
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YES, I ABSOLUTELY HAVE! I DO IT ALL THE TIME, AS A MATTER OF FACT!!
September 15th, 2006
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nice
September 15th, 2006
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Robots? FTW.
September 16th, 2006
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I saw this episode a few days ago! Hilarious.
September 16th, 2006
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i kill my babies in the shower
September 16th, 2006
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They squirm too much.
September 16th, 2006
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And I have. And I will. And they won't be my kids!
September 16th, 2006
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I put that at the end of a college essay about violence in videogames and got an A.
September 16th, 2006
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Bender owns
September 16th, 2006
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amen lol jk
September 16th, 2006
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*Sniff* makes me remember my childhood. Now I'm all warm and fuzzy inside.
September 16th, 2006
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this show is far better than the simpsons
September 16th, 2006
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olioliolioliolioliolioliolioliolioliolio
September 16th, 2006
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Hell yeah I hit them! The fact they're not mine just makes it more fun!
September 16th, 2006
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5'd for absolute truth!
September 16th, 2006
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5 FOR BENDER.
September 16th, 2006
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5
September 16th, 2006
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haha
September 16th, 2006
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LOL
September 16th, 2006
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remember me
September 16th, 2006
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would of been nice.
September 16th, 2006
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The internet is yours!
September 16th, 2006
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I made this site 5 months ago, what's with all the sudden love?
September 16th, 2006
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I smoke a cigar, not a candy cane
September 16th, 2006
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Sumguy21 approves of this message.
September 16th, 2006
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Beaten by robot parents
September 16th, 2006
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CHILLOUT FAM. WHO U TO GIVE ADVICE SON. INTERNET IS FULL OF FREAKS. THAT AINíT ON SH*TT IN PERSON
September 16th, 2006
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XD While I saw that coming, I still lol'd
September 16th, 2006
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thought it was ok, then I saw people taking it seriously and getting angry. that made it funnier!
September 16th, 2006
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and hitting them
September 16th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
September 16th, 2006
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2'd for no creativity.
September 17th, 2006
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
October 6th, 2006
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FACT: When you pick up Gears of War November 12th, the voice you hear coming out of Marcus Fenix is the same voice that comes out of Bender.
November 19th, 2006
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i
April 23rd, 2007
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F*ckin amasing
April 30th, 2007
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He's right. You whites need to spank your children.
August 3rd, 2007
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Yeah, he is right. Sometimes you need to bust some ass.
April 13th, 2008
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Wooo! Yeah, you all need to stop being pussies what with all your sissy "thinking" and just use the laziest possible method of discipline that the human mind can conceive.
April 29th, 2009
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We're just so busy..... Then make time! Great advice that I learned the hard way growing up! +5