Jack Churchill>>>>>>Chuck Norris
Created on: March 8th, 2006
Jack Churchill>>>>>>Chuck Norris
This guy is much cooler than Mr. Norris

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March 8th, 2006
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thats f*ckn sick!!!! this guy is my new hero.
March 8th, 2006
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He used a Claymore in WWII? Holy crap! OK, Jack Churchill officially wins. At everything.
March 8th, 2006
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Holy sh*t, so Rambo was based on a true story?
March 8th, 2006
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Chuck Norris loses. But then again, Jack Churchill is dead.
March 8th, 2006
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This would have made for a battle of the century, but Churchill, like Bruce Lee, has already passed away. So Chuck is the last of the titans of mortal men.
March 8th, 2006
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must have been the ultimate bad ass.
March 8th, 2006
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OMFG
March 8th, 2006
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WOW
March 8th, 2006
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NO.
March 8th, 2006
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5'd
March 8th, 2006
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DAMN! what a badass!
March 8th, 2006
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March 8th, 2006
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Those crazy Scots.
March 8th, 2006
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i didnt think anybody could be better than chuck...i thought wrong
March 8th, 2006
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You do realise anyone can edit Wikipedia as they please...
March 8th, 2006
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wow, he killed a German officer with a longbow. How can you top that?
March 8th, 2006
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lol, him and a rifleman take 42 German prisoners...
March 8th, 2006
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holy sh*t!...
March 8th, 2006
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man, i'd like to see otto skorzeny pull that one off...
March 8th, 2006
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WOrds....fail me...
March 8th, 2006
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He wins at the world.
March 8th, 2006
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Jack Churchill > Chuck Norris Q.E.D.
March 8th, 2006
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That guy kicks ass. You don't even have to make up "facts" to make this guy sound cool.
March 8th, 2006
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Evil Turkey is right. Chuck Norris is awsome because of fictional facts, this guy saved the lives of at least 1000 people and was a WWII hero.
March 8th, 2006
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Chuck + Cheney + Churchill = The End of the World
March 8th, 2006
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this man is a god
March 8th, 2006
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wtf!!! that guy rocks!!!
March 8th, 2006
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WOW
March 8th, 2006
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lol, real life solid snake
March 8th, 2006
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My *ss was kicked just reading this. I also like his "archery and bagpipe" talents that he used to get in movies.
March 8th, 2006
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Jack Churchill exploded Hitler's skull with an arrow.
March 8th, 2006
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FTW
March 9th, 2006
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Like TumbleDry, this guy is my new hero :)
March 9th, 2006
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I thought the title was blasphemy. Then I read about this guy. I have a new hero.
March 11th, 2006
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Hahahahaha! Is this for real?
March 11th, 2006
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yeah, he was a real World War II hero
March 15th, 2006
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This guy is the biggest badass in the history of the world.
March 26th, 2006
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The only YTMND that I won't downvote today. Touche.
March 30th, 2006
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It takes a real badass to throw his briefcase out the window of a moving train like that.
March 31st, 2006
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oh my god man, this guy was a sicko, he sounds like the true Solid Snake or Rambo for sure.
April 8th, 2006
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RapedApe... Rambo was based on a book. Funny thing is, in the book, Rambo dies. Anyway
April 23rd, 2006
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Yeah he is dead. Chuck Norris only had one rival, Jack chruchill. He was stll alive but then chuck norris roundhoused kicked him back to WWII and got owned by a gernade. Chuck norris wins.
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They forgot to add the part where Maddox sucked his dick consentually.
May 19th, 2006
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the ULTIMATE action hero.
June 23rd, 2006
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lol Castle Wolfenstien
July 22nd, 2006
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Churchill wins at life. Seriously, I'll bet he counted to infinity not twice, but thrice.
August 10th, 2006
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I was gonna downvote this, but then zombie Jack Churchill called me on the phone and told me he was 10 miles away with an arrow pointed right at my jugular. The rest is simple enough to understand.
September 4th, 2006
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That guy is cool.
September 4th, 2006
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He plain old rules.
September 4th, 2006
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Damn. If MacGyver was a soldier, he would be this guy.
September 4th, 2006
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He's not dead, he's only bored with humans.
September 4th, 2006
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Win. No more can be said.
September 5th, 2006
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um. what?
September 6th, 2006
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WOW...simply WOW!!!...and that part about tossing his bags out of the moving train into his backyard, that's priceless!
September 6th, 2006
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that's one tough SOB.
September 6th, 2006
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Holy epic luggage tossing, Batman!
September 7th, 2006
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amazing.
September 8th, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 12th, 2006
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new hero anyone?
September 14th, 2006
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Holy sh*t it just gets crazier as you read on. That guy is like Rambo and Conan the Barbarian in one.
September 14th, 2006
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he is the coolest person ever
September 14th, 2006
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Holy sh*t...
September 15th, 2006
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awsome man eh
September 16th, 2006
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oooooohhhh mmmmyyyyyy gaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwd.....
September 16th, 2006
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d-_-b
September 24th, 2006
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awesome guy.
November 21st, 2006
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Wow ...
December 17th, 2006
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JimCarrey: HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
December 17th, 2006
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Poland.
December 18th, 2006
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Jack Churchill is God!
December 18th, 2006
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-2 for limewire
December 20th, 2006
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What. A. Man.
December 20th, 2006
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he's cool, but hes no chuck norris
December 20th, 2006
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I have a new hero.
December 20th, 2006
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lol @ knocked unconscious by grenades..... also, he was not killed or wounded because he plays backpipes.... eat it nazis
December 21st, 2006
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He didn't die. He went to hell to regroup. This guy was the OWNAGE! /hats off
December 21st, 2006
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very informative!! Thank you!
December 21st, 2006
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December 21st, 2006
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Wow... that guy was a bad ass, period... Scots FTW
December 22nd, 2006
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I am going to be more like Jack Churchill from now on.
December 22nd, 2006
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........
December 22nd, 2006
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A five to any man who goes into war playing a bagpipe.
December 22nd, 2006
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This man had balls of steel. Thankfully, the Dick Dale made this a 5.
December 23rd, 2006
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That guys a f*ckin badass...
December 23rd, 2006
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Why'd you ruin it by showing the part about him rescuing 700 jews?
December 23rd, 2006
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Other than that it was cool.
December 23rd, 2006
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Jack Churchill is my new hero.
December 23rd, 2006
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Once Churchill had dismounted, his friend noticed dried blood smeared across one ear and asked Churchill about the injury. German machine gun, said Churchill casually. His men had shouted at him to run but, he said, he was simply too tired.
December 23rd, 2006
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WHAT A BADASS
December 24th, 2006
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He can't be better then Chuck if he's dead.
December 25th, 2006
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What a jackass! Geez. Miracle he didn't die before he was born.
December 25th, 2006
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I bet he had some damn huge nuts.
December 25th, 2006
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I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass!
December 25th, 2006
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-1 for IE -1 for illigalness -coughlimewirecough- -1 for Churchill being dead.
December 26th, 2006
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I agree.
December 26th, 2006
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How come this guy doesn't have a movie made about him? He's a hell of a lot more interesting than that Pursuit of Happyness guy....oh, gee, sorry you blew your life's savings and had to take your kid from one end of the country to another to become a stockbroker, this Jack Churchill SOB saved lives with a bagpipe, a bow and a bad attitude. What the hell you done, Happyness?!
December 26th, 2006
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Haha. Nice.
December 26th, 2006
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My hero. Although a claymore is sort of a bad choice since you're not fighting horses...
December 26th, 2006
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Jack Churchill wins so hard.
December 28th, 2006
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what the hell? how did his superiors allow him to fight without standard issue equippment? i call shenanigans
December 28th, 2006
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Jack Churchill shot my great grandfather with an arrow so hard we were all born with on testicle thereafter
December 28th, 2006
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December 28th, 2006
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I'M SAYIN' BRO!
December 29th, 2006
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December 29th, 2006
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F*ckin Ay, This Guy Wins, Have A Nice Day ^_^
December 29th, 2006
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Chuck norris uses his fists and feet. This guy uses a bow, arrow, and a sword. Also, if he loses those hes skrewed. Chuck Norris doesn't need weapons.
December 30th, 2006
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I demand a movie in his honor.
December 31st, 2006
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So badass.
February 22nd, 2007
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Churchill is still a killer badass though.
March 23rd, 2007
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That guy is gnarly, he's a real hero!
April 12th, 2007
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I still say Seargent York for outstanding kill count. But Jack is GODLIKE!!
April 16th, 2007
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3d for good ytmnd, but no one is better than chuck
July 20th, 2007
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read about that guy in the spacebattles forums....HOLY *SS SH*T AWESOME!
July 21st, 2007
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I need a change of pants.
July 24th, 2007
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I love Jack Churchill, and he utterly pwns Chuck Norris, but Wikipedia page+sound can't get anything above a 4.
November 25th, 2007
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glad to see someone else knows of Jack Churchill. Five stars sir!