Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Draenei
Created on: May 13th, 2006
Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Draenei
A parody of Dark Materia's Picard Song and mockery of the new alliance race in World of Warcraft. Designed to infuriate e-thugs and amuse WoW players. Thrown together in 45 minutes with no pre-planning. Those expecting some magnum-opus of funnay would be

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May 13th, 2006
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....
May 13th, 2006
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GO AWAY.
May 13th, 2006
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-2 for wow
May 13th, 2006
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WoW and Picard... Two things that should NOT be mixed.
May 13th, 2006
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f*ck the downvoters. I worship the ground you walk on...
May 13th, 2006
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USS DRAENEI!!
May 13th, 2006
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You win!
May 13th, 2006
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Horrible...
May 13th, 2006
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5 for effort, though non-WoW players will hate it, and you can't blame 'em.
May 13th, 2006
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"This is becoming a farce. - You're Blizzard, sir, you're entitled." Great stuff :)
May 13th, 2006
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awful
May 13th, 2006
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4 for effort. Didn't like it, though.
May 13th, 2006
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Get the f*ck off the internet. And take those wcradio guys with you.
May 13th, 2006
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Its not downvoting if its WoW related. Its giving the proper score.
May 14th, 2006
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Briliant. It's natural that WoW Haters will downvote. This owned. "Yes, i'm en-titled to ruin the lore that everyone loves" So True.. RIP LORE 5/10/06 And don't vote if you don't like WoW. Jesus @_@
May 14th, 2006
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I like WoW and Picard, but this just sucks.
May 14th, 2006
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This kinda creeps me out
May 14th, 2006
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not funny =/
May 14th, 2006
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"Briliant. It's natural that WoW Haters will downvote" Wow haters? It's not even about hating, it's the fact that nobody f*cking cares, but you all seem to think EVERYONE cares. Go get laid.
May 14th, 2006
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Awesome job guys!
May 14th, 2006
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awesome. wow. I really thought this came out bad. upvote.
May 14th, 2006
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Nice job guys. AND TO ALL OF YOU DOWNVOTERS GO TO HELL!!!!!!!
May 14th, 2006
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You should've changed the lyrics more. If you didn't, it wouldn't be lame.
May 14th, 2006
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Idea good. But it just turned out lame.
May 14th, 2006
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5'd
May 14th, 2006
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"Wow haters? It's not even about hating, it's the fact that nobody f*cking cares" WoW has quite a big community so people will care. And also, since when YTMND has been about caring?
May 14th, 2006
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too bad you cant vote less than one
May 14th, 2006
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the singing is bad, the music poorly done, and the lyrics ill-conceived. you do no justice to darkmateria by this.
May 14th, 2006
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that was f*cking sh*t
May 14th, 2006
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MUST WOW RUIN EVERYTHING???? THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!
May 14th, 2006
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i play WoW like a psycho but this is utter crap. WoWradio sucks.
May 14th, 2006
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5'd
May 14th, 2006
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die
May 14th, 2006
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This is terrible beyond words.
May 14th, 2006
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YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!!!!
May 14th, 2006
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umm this is retarded
May 14th, 2006
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the horror.
May 14th, 2006
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WoW f*ggot.
May 14th, 2006
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WoW, so 5'd, but it sucks. What the hell is a dreyanie?
May 14th, 2006
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I have aids. Send me a bicycle.
May 14th, 2006
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My ears! The mufflers, they do nothing! The pathetic description tells me that you are craving your one star, so here it is.
May 14th, 2006
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FAV! is a beacon of stupidity on this page.
May 14th, 2006
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f*cking pathetic
May 14th, 2006
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Kill yourself.
May 14th, 2006
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That's physically painful
May 14th, 2006
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1'd and marked nsfw.
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stop this WoW sh*t already
May 14th, 2006
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1'd for great justice!
May 14th, 2006
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five for a high obscurity rating
May 14th, 2006
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.
May 14th, 2006
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This sucks. It's like you just made up a bunch of nonsense words and inserted them into the original lyrics.
May 14th, 2006
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Star Trek and WoW...don't mix.
May 14th, 2006
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1 for advertising WoW site
May 14th, 2006
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Heh. They're both nerdy subjects, so don't say they shouldn't be mixed.
May 14th, 2006
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die
May 14th, 2006
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5 for picard and 5 for laughing at the new race.. too bad I cannot 10 this.
May 14th, 2006
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Eh.. Honestly, as much as I'd want to 5 this to counteract the WoW downvoters, this is just...
May 14th, 2006
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live
May 14th, 2006
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when you were throwing this together, you forgot 'teh funny'
May 14th, 2006
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Bizarre.
May 15th, 2006
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No
May 15th, 2006
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lol WoW! wait
May 15th, 2006
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Wow is a tumor on the body of society, if i ever find you i will burn your house down
May 15th, 2006
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Actually - screw the four. This is average, too. Yay average.
May 15th, 2006
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I am a wow player but I donít think Picard and wow must be mixed. 2 for the effort. And for the record they donít use ships but portals
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I want to gather every last player of WOW and watch them scream as I burn them alive.
May 15th, 2006
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It's just not funny or clever.. and I play WoW.
May 15th, 2006
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It's just not funny or clever.. and I play WoW.
May 15th, 2006
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It's just not funny or clever.. and I play WoW.
May 15th, 2006
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garbage
May 15th, 2006
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"Its not downvoting if its WoW related. Its giving the proper score." yup
May 15th, 2006
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:(
May 15th, 2006
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I love WoW, but this is just dumb.
May 15th, 2006
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What the FU*K...
May 15th, 2006
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I don't know what to say to this.
May 15th, 2006
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another f*ckin WoW player has f*cked a good fad and ytmnd. f*ck wow
May 15th, 2006
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sh*t.
May 15th, 2006
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1 because you actually created accounts to upvote it and it's still only 2 stars.
May 15th, 2006
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Just wrong
May 15th, 2006
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god i hate you
May 15th, 2006
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...Gaaaaaaaaay.
May 15th, 2006
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Awsome Job guys! Wow Radio FTW!
May 15th, 2006
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normally I'd 1 this because it isn't funny at all, but I hate draenei
May 15th, 2006
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YOU RUINED THE BEST FAD SONG EVER WITH WORLD OF WARCRAFT! YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF!
May 15th, 2006
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Eh, I tend to upvote WoW ytmnd's because of all the retards here. But really...lacking in funny.
May 15th, 2006
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i want to stab me eyes and ears out
May 16th, 2006
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wow... you really killed that one.
May 16th, 2006
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Warcraft should be banned off YTMND
May 16th, 2006
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How dare you even try to mix WoW with Picard you f*cking cocksucker!
May 16th, 2006
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Outland, Draenor, or Tanaris
May 16th, 2006
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terrible, and those wowradio kids are such f*ckin huge dorks. When I played wow I listened to a few of their sessions, i just sat their in disbelief at how nerdy they were.
May 16th, 2006
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You guys take this site with a bit too much importance, its a free community for people who cant afford making their own media.
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People either love this or hate it... I hate it
May 16th, 2006
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So this is what Warcraft Radio is?.... pretty gay
May 16th, 2006
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"You guys take this site with a bit too much importance, its a free community for people who cant afford making their own media." Hun, people on this site will downvote *anything* WoW related, which is why most of the sites I want to make are never f*cking made. Because people are *ssholes.
May 16th, 2006
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It's just funny and clever.. and I never have played WoW.
May 16th, 2006
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folks it doesnt get any worse than this...
May 17th, 2006
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f*cking stupid
May 17th, 2006
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you and your f*ggot friends need to go back to your wow forum and stop making f*cking stupid sites that waste bandwidth and take up space. WOW sites should be banned.
May 17th, 2006
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And this isn't just my opinion, by the way. This is the opinion of... let's be fair... about 90% of all YTMND users.
May 17th, 2006
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WoW
May 17th, 2006
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And this isn't just my opinion, by the way. This is the opinion of... let's be fair... about 90% of all YTMND users. yea, f*ck Off all you jewbs. also, cocks.
May 18th, 2006
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1'd for wcradio
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You earn my FIRST one star. Congrats.
May 19th, 2006
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i hate you
May 20th, 2006
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f*cking amazing, ROFL!!!! Well done! :D
May 20th, 2006
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Brilliant
May 22nd, 2006
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WTF do you mean nobody goes to Darnassus! Wait, actually you're right. Seriously though, funny as it was get out of your mother's masement and stop recording sh*t like this.
May 24th, 2006
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0 creativity, moderate effort
June 1st, 2006
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Twas alright I suppose...
June 16th, 2006
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This gets a 5. Eat it, downvoters.
June 17th, 2006
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This makes me ashamed to play WoW.
July 12th, 2006
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I like WoW, but this isn't funny.
July 15th, 2006
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Quite possibly the nerdiest thing on the internet.
July 18th, 2006
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Total Biscuit is the man.
July 21st, 2006
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Nice.
July 28th, 2006
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Awesome. 1ers should be shot and/or eaten alive by piranhas.
August 7th, 2006
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it's pretty good
August 26th, 2006
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That was awesome.
August 28th, 2006
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Sorry. Least you tried!
September 1st, 2006
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WoW ftl.
September 18th, 2006
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dear god
October 18th, 2006
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I knew your ytmnds would be about wow, and therefore have an abysmal score. huzzah!
October 29th, 2006
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The more I keep listening the moore I laugh! XD . I haven't even played WoW... :D
April 9th, 2007
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However, YTMND is not a good place to show it...
June 3rd, 2007
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This is made of lose and fail.
February 24th, 2008
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I'm an upvoter by nature. 1 Star.
March 13th, 2008
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WOW IS GAY HOMOOO
April 20th, 2008
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when did you think this was a good idea?
May 25th, 2008
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well performed, though..if you could lower the vocals to the original it'd be 5'd.