Half-Life: FULL-LIFE CONSEQUENCES (An Epic Reading)
"XD. Why are all fanfics written by 8 year olds?" Too true. From LUE.

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May 16th, 2006
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Fanfiction sucks Toobis loaf indeed. XD/10. Er, 5.
January 6th, 2008
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lol, old ytmnd
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EMMA WATSON'S VAGINA VIEWCOUNTMND.YTMND.COM
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-2 for laughing and spoiling the epicness
May 16th, 2006
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XD
May 16th, 2006
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*saLUEtes*
May 16th, 2006
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probably the greatest story ever written.
May 16th, 2006
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Zombie Goatse?
May 16th, 2006
(1)
And then John was a zombie.
May 16th, 2006
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HAAHHAHAH!
May 16th, 2006
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You sound kinda like a sports announcer XD. Anyway, very funny.
May 16th, 2006
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there should only be one dramatic reading on this site, and its already been done.
May 16th, 2006
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That was so hilarious in so many ways. I laughed out loud about every 15 seconds, good show.
May 16th, 2006
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XD
May 16th, 2006
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and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from the headcrabs
May 16th, 2006
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That was HILARIOUS!!! I want a sequel!!
May 16th, 2006
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Oh... God.. That.. was so f*cking funny.. OH GOD.. *falls over laughing*
May 16th, 2006
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So he had to go.
May 16th, 2006
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this is hilarious
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Hahahah, I think its funny you were laughing on some parts.
May 16th, 2006
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You didnt read it nearly as badly as it was written.
May 16th, 2006
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It is time to end this fives and for all.
May 16th, 2006
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best
May 16th, 2006
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"You didnt read it nearly as badly as it was written." Thanks?
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Best dramatic reading since boomaga's Ebaum emails.
May 16th, 2006
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its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother give you a five
May 16th, 2006
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Haha, GO GO FREEMAN RANGERS. Is it actually real?
May 16th, 2006
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Ive got headcrabs from reading this.
May 16th, 2006
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LOL
May 16th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA!
May 16th, 2006
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Funny, but I don't think the reading actually added much to the humor of the story (like in the Doom Fanfic from a few nights ago)
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I tried to downvote, but the final boss stepped on me!
May 16th, 2006
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Good find.. But I think the reading was a little unnecessary...
May 16th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA goddamn.
May 16th, 2006
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May 16th, 2006
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LLFTW. Oh, and dear lord, XD.
May 16th, 2006
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BECOUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!
May 16th, 2006
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Not a great reading, but hilarious nonetheless!
May 16th, 2006
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HAHAH SHOT FINAL BOSS IN EYE! PUNCH IN FACE! ahahahhaha zombie goatse!
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"I'll get you back evil boss!"
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They should make this into a movie with Vin Diesel
May 16th, 2006
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Was this read by Mr. Rogers or just some random gay guy.
May 16th, 2006
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"NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John walked real fast out.
May 16th, 2006
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That my friend was masterful
May 16th, 2006
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I will give you a 5 at top of lungs.
May 16th, 2006
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BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE
May 16th, 2006
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fasf
May 16th, 2006
(-1)
tl;dl
May 16th, 2006
(-1)
*shakes head and mutters*
May 16th, 2006
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POUNDS 10... I MEAN 5 BUTTON
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brilliant
May 17th, 2006
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God I f*cking love these so much.
May 17th, 2006
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MAX-MAX-MAX-MAX-MAXIMUM RATING!
May 17th, 2006
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Nice
May 17th, 2006
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*saLUEtes and does a backflip*
May 17th, 2006
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*saLUEtes*
May 17th, 2006
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Half-Life: Full Life XDXDXD
May 17th, 2006
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What the f*ck is this?
May 17th, 2006
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lolol
May 17th, 2006
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wet to the roof.
May 17th, 2006
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reading was funny, but you need to do a better recording.
May 17th, 2006
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No, you will be KILL BY DEMONS!
May 17th, 2006
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5'd for "aksed"
May 17th, 2006
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"you need to do a better recording" I know, but all I've got is a crappy Madcatz headset-mic. Not to mention that 4:40 of higher-bitrate chatter is too big for a YTMND.
May 17th, 2006
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i know fanfics suck rite?
May 17th, 2006
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People are referencing Doom: Repercussions of Evil. So I made my own rendition: http://media.putfile.com/Doom-Repercussions-of-EVIL I won't make a YTMND of it though (there're 2 already)
May 17th, 2006
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To be continued? Greatest To be continued. Ever.
May 17th, 2006
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not epic enough
May 17th, 2006
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"Greatest To be continued. Ever." I was channeling Ron Burgundy for it. :)
May 17th, 2006
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f*cking histerical... you did a good job reading it too. The extra emphasis you put on certain words had me rolling.
May 17th, 2006
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WHEN IS PART 2???
May 17th, 2006
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Ah, that was good.
May 17th, 2006
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"WHEN IS PART 2???" Some guy is apparently making a flash version of this, I'm overwhelmed.
May 17th, 2006
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i really liked the part where i wrote what part i liked
May 17th, 2006
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That was just plain hilarious. I hope to see part 2.
May 17th, 2006
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Lawl at John Freeman for being a nub.
May 17th, 2006
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John Freeman is not a nub. He's so badass that when he's told by his dying brother to run the hell away, he walks. He walks FAST. He's a POWERWALKING BADASS.
May 17th, 2006
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the fact that this sh*t is in the top15 proves that there is no god
May 17th, 2006
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The pants were dead!
May 17th, 2006
(-1)
Boomaga you're not.
May 17th, 2006
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unfreakinbelievable
May 17th, 2006
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To all downvoters: "u shudnt come here"!
May 17th, 2006
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lol
May 17th, 2006
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Would have been better with cool music.
May 17th, 2006
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Ya got balls, kid.
May 17th, 2006
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They need to add a sixth star to the rating system for this.
May 17th, 2006
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Man, that was hilarious. I personally didnt like the reading much at all, but the fan fic was funny as hell.
May 17th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
May 17th, 2006
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"To be continued" sounds exactly like "I'm Ron Burgundy?"
May 17th, 2006
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I hate those silly "Epic Readings"; theres only one good....
May 17th, 2006
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Half Life: Full Life Consequences sounds like a teen pregancy pamphlet.
May 17th, 2006
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I wasn't trying to imitate boomaga, this turned up on my forum, I recorded a rendition, a guy tried making a YTMND but failed because the audio was too big, so I compressed the audio and made it myself
May 17th, 2006
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I wasn't trying to ham it up like Boomaga, and like I said, my mic sucks. But I did have fun reading it. :)
May 17th, 2006
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Awesome dude...LUEshi forever!
May 17th, 2006
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Awesome
May 17th, 2006
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thanks i could help, bro
May 17th, 2006
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May 17th, 2006
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props to whoever wrote it
May 17th, 2006
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May 17th, 2006
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If he didn't have any 'wepon', how did he kill the 'oficer headcrab'. SKEET SKEET SKEET.
May 17th, 2006
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other than that, i couldn't find any problems with the story.
May 17th, 2006
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And this is why FanFiction sucks balls.
May 17th, 2006
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'dis fic is lol.
May 17th, 2006
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Internet fanfics are pretty lame but so is reading them or thinking they're funny on an "OMG THIS GUY IS LAME" factor.
May 17th, 2006
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dramatic reading fad FTL
May 17th, 2006
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TheGreenman is a lamer if he didn't laugh at this.
May 17th, 2006
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Since when did people become 'too cool' to laugh at horrible spelling and grammar on the internets. That's just strange.
May 17th, 2006
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ROFL
May 17th, 2006
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"and the plants were singing" XD
May 17th, 2006
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Bwehahaha! "He walked really faster"
May 17th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD
May 17th, 2006
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Wonderfly stoopid
May 17th, 2006
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"I cant give you my lisense officer" "Why not?" "Because you are headcrab zombie"
May 17th, 2006
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To tell you the truth, I couldn't listen all the way through. It was hurting me.
May 17th, 2006
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needs boomagas magic voice
May 17th, 2006
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Yeah, boomaga coulda been perfectly used here, but the reader stepped up to the plate and delivered.
May 17th, 2006
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This guy had to have been joking.
May 17th, 2006
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funny story, but the reading could have been beefed up a bit
May 17th, 2006
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I actually didnt stop laughing all the way through this!!
May 17th, 2006
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Wins
May 17th, 2006
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You sound just like caboose. XD
May 17th, 2006
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I laughed so hard it started to hurt. I'm 100% serious.
May 17th, 2006
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Boring
May 17th, 2006
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Because you are headcrab zombie!
May 17th, 2006
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I lol'd. And lol'd. And lol'd.
May 17th, 2006
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nice job
May 17th, 2006
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"NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" This is too perfect. Almost sickening how funny this is.
May 17th, 2006
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Made my day. Im gunna fav this... ones and for all.
May 17th, 2006
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Is this the leaked plot to HL3?
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He ddnt have weapon!
May 17th, 2006
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why third graders shouldn't play half-life.
May 17th, 2006
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Work on the voice acting
May 17th, 2006
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are you a native american
May 17th, 2006
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4 because if the hilarity of the story, would have been a 5 if the reading was more dramatic
May 17th, 2006
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He didn't have a weapon, yet he shot the talking zombie cop? OMG@#LOGI E$ FFAILZ!!!!
May 17th, 2006
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teh pants are is dead!!!!!!!!
May 17th, 2006
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Needs link to fanfiction + boomaga
May 17th, 2006
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Headcrabs FTL
May 17th, 2006
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Yay.
May 17th, 2006
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You sounded just like Caboose from Red vs. Blue
May 17th, 2006
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"LOOK OUT BRO"
May 17th, 2006
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donate money!
May 17th, 2006
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John Freeman had to go help his brother where he was. Gordon knew where he was because he knew where he wasn't. By subtracting where he was from where he wasn't...
May 17th, 2006
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John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gorden needed him where he was.
May 17th, 2006
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I dont see any humor in this plagiarized crap.
May 17th, 2006
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"Ones and for all!" but fives for youuuu
May 17th, 2006
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I lol'd
May 17th, 2006
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You have a horrible voice and the sound quality only heightens the awfulness. Also, I didn't laugh at all.
May 17th, 2006
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It reminds of those crappy stories my friends always want me to read on Quizilla. i stopped going there because it really does show people can't write and have bad grammar.
May 17th, 2006
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omg win!!!1!one!
May 17th, 2006
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that was painful
May 17th, 2006
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I like how he said early in the story he drove away from zombies but he didn't heave a wepaon, but managed to shoot the cop in the face.
May 17th, 2006
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The next time I get pulled over by a cop, I'll time him I can't give him my lisence because "YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!!!!" 5AW
May 17th, 2006
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Haha. Brilliant. I marveled how you kept control during the reading too.
May 17th, 2006
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God bless you blind51de, you are a god among us.
May 17th, 2006
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I am Mad and Angry! Fanfic ROOLZ
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lol
May 17th, 2006
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reminds me of Jeff K for some reason.
May 17th, 2006
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Yeah, I usually call my brother by his first and last name, especially in times of danger. Then he usually walks fast out of there.
May 17th, 2006
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You sound like a preacher. And whoever wrote this writes like a 5th grader. ...
May 17th, 2006
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I apologize. I should have listened longer. About halfway in I found myself laughing my *ss off.
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Ehhh... not quite as dramatic or epic as Boomaga, but it was a funny story. 4'd.
May 17th, 2006
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I cannot downvote this.
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that person fails at life
May 17th, 2006
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Lol, awesome. Oh, and, can I have a link to the forum where this was posted in? Please?
May 17th, 2006
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Unbelievably kickass. Someone call the Baldwins.
May 17th, 2006
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That sucked more then anything else, ever.
May 17th, 2006
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D: Oh noes zombies! www.goas.ts! John Freeman, smile and walk real fast, John Freeman.
May 17th, 2006
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5'd for great justice.
May 17th, 2006
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your average, deadpan voice is what makes this so epic. also, 'its a good day to do what has to be done by me.'
May 17th, 2006
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oh, and kudos on the "to be continued" read like the Anchorman sign-off "I'm Ron Burgundy?" ("Dammit who put that question mark on Ron's teleprompter!")
May 17th, 2006
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I was going to quote but it's all hilarious favvd
May 17th, 2006
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lmao @ walking really faster to get where he was
May 17th, 2006
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youre no boomaga
May 17th, 2006
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Well played sir! I liked the recording personally. Only change I woulda made, is with the zombie goasts... you shoulda said gaotse... just because :). "John Freeman ramped off the building and did a back flip and landed and gave you a five"
May 17th, 2006
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XD awsome
May 17th, 2006
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the whole point is hes faving a dead flast emotionless voice for the sake of IRONEY if you dont understand it... your just a yank so dont worry
May 17th, 2006
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the cop had crabs o.0 brilliant stuff, esecialy the zombie ghoests house
May 17th, 2006
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I'm afraid I can't downvote because you're a headcrab zombie.
May 17th, 2006
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TEH PANTS ARE DEAD! NO f*ckING WAI
May 17th, 2006
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Link to the forum this was posted in?
May 17th, 2006
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lol, written by a 10 year old I believe
May 17th, 2006
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freemen doin flips with the motorcycle XD 5ed
May 17th, 2006
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Can I get the link to the topic this is from?
May 17th, 2006
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LOOK OUT BRO!
May 17th, 2006
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How's this plagerized, krubly?
May 17th, 2006
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stupidest thing I've seen all day.
May 17th, 2006
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I discover new thing everytime i listen to it again! :D
May 17th, 2006
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=( poor zombie ghosts.
May 17th, 2006
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Pretty good.
May 17th, 2006
(-1)
tl;dr
May 17th, 2006
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"1'd for whoever read this not being past puberty" I'm 20, and a baritone. lol. And no, I'm not a native-american. I was just going for something monotone.
May 17th, 2006
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LOL how did he have a gun to shoot the officer??? lmao
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Holy crap, I literally LOL'd.
May 17th, 2006
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from lue? OMW 5
May 17th, 2006
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blind51de - your name wouldn't happen to be Dave, would it?
May 17th, 2006
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holy sh*t...that WAS epic lol
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XD at people asking for a link to LUE.
May 17th, 2006
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Funny, but the reading is unnecessary.
May 17th, 2006
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Superb. "u shudnt come here"
May 17th, 2006
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anybody want to play a game of Raven Hold'em?
May 17th, 2006
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I lol'd to death
May 17th, 2006
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Pulitzer please.
May 17th, 2006
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BWAHAAH that was so bad. It sounded like peter griffin wrote it.
May 17th, 2006
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BEST. FANFICTION. EVER.
May 17th, 2006
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Shoots teh bullets from the gun
May 17th, 2006
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A god like reading.
May 17th, 2006
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and the pants were dead
May 17th, 2006
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May 17th, 2006
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Haha, fanfiction. I wrote like that when I was 5.
May 17th, 2006
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He had no gun...then he had a gun? LMAO! And the zombie cop talking? XD
May 17th, 2006
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Hahahahaa! But you should have pronounced the 'teh's as 'teh', not 'the'.
May 17th, 2006
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Rofle.
May 17th, 2006
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3rd favorite reading site, under ultamatom and doomfanfic.
May 17th, 2006
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the headcrabs have taken me...can I treat them like lice?
May 17th, 2006
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'Walked real fast out' LOL
May 17th, 2006
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hahahaha zombie goasts. Good find.
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*is from Board 8*
May 17th, 2006
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that story made me die lmao
May 17th, 2006
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you win becauselolololol
May 17th, 2006
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-1 for LUE and taking entirely too long. Good effort though
May 17th, 2006
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HAAAAAAAA
May 17th, 2006
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+4 for retarded story -1 for voice acting
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If I wrote a story about monkeys, it would involve a banana and some monkey sh*t.
May 17th, 2006
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For great justice.
May 17th, 2006
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XD awesome
May 17th, 2006
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I thought I would hate this so I didn't bother watching/listening for a long time... I can happily say I was missing out. Hilarious.
May 17th, 2006
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lol, awesome
May 17th, 2006
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Epic reading, ftw!
May 17th, 2006
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The best is when he reads the text "u shudnt come here" and decides to turn around. Good thing his borther was screaming.
May 17th, 2006
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This sucks
May 17th, 2006
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:D
May 17th, 2006
(1)
"And the pants were dead"
May 17th, 2006
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The content is amazing, but the reading sucks. I'll five it if boomaga reads it.
May 17th, 2006
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Hahahaha, win, but you missed a lot of "teh"s and things of that sort. Plus the epic reading thing was a one time deal, it would have been fine just as is, without the epic reading business. still win.
May 17th, 2006
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its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys
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Zombie ghoasts leave this place!!!
May 17th, 2006
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The content is amazing, but the reading sucks. I'll five it if boomaga reads it.
May 17th, 2006
(-1)
Story wasn't really funny, and the delivery was horrible. Sound quality sucked and the laughing of the speaker kills the joke. Not worth a one so you get an honest opinion 2.
May 17th, 2006
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LMFAO!!! It's like so he walked really faster! Then the final boss died, and Gordon got stepped on.
May 17th, 2006
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to be continued...? god yes i hope so!
May 17th, 2006
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LOL
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This fic gives AYB competition for worst useage of grammar.
May 17th, 2006
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ONES AND FOR ALL!
May 17th, 2006
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DUN DUN DARUNDUNDUN! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!
May 17th, 2006
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Actual link please?
May 17th, 2006
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this can't be real, but you get a 5 anyway
May 17th, 2006
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Yes.
May 17th, 2006
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5 for LUE.
May 17th, 2006
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hahahahah awesome reading skills! I like when eh almsot laughs hahauahua xD
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