3 SECOND POP TARTS?!?!?!
Created on: November 11th, 2004
3 SECOND POP TARTS?!?!?!
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July 28th, 2006
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LOL THATS GREAT
July 28th, 2006
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Actually it's an 04 YTMND exclusive. But you f*cking newbs wouldn't know that cause you didn't start visiting YTMND till it went maintstream, or till after Max revived the site when it first died.
July 28th, 2006
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I was linked to this ages ago before I knew of ytmnd well... It's still great XD
July 28th, 2006
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Over reacting is exellent.
July 28th, 2006
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f*cking awesome. 5stars
July 29th, 2006
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Lol goes perfect with the music. But he could always calm down and just microwave them a bit more...
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I put a couple in for like 20 seconds to make sure that they'd be warm and I got very, very sick.
July 30th, 2006
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Yes, the packaging STILL says 3 seconds!
July 30th, 2006
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AHAHAHAHA!!!
July 31st, 2006
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You are god
July 31st, 2006
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good yah!
July 31st, 2006
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Yes...Just yes.
July 31st, 2006
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wow, u can edit a picture and record audio, lame
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Wrong! The picture was not edited!!
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damn... it was...
August 2nd, 2006
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^Misses the point entirely
August 2nd, 2006
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pwns
August 2nd, 2006
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This is seriously the best ytmnd in existence.
August 2nd, 2006
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YOU STOLE MY F***ING CLOUDSONG!
August 4th, 2006
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can i have your babiez? kek
August 6th, 2006
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Why is this not in the hall of fame?
August 7th, 2006
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hahaha cool. I've never tried to cook poptarts in the microwave....
August 8th, 2006
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Genuis.
August 8th, 2006
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That's awesome! 3 seconds, hmm, don't think much can get warm in 3 seconds.
August 9th, 2006
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You're the moron who kept it in the fridge when you didn't have to. Those instructions are for when you keep it outside for the fridge. DOEIDOIEODI
August 9th, 2006
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What!?!?!
August 9th, 2006
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I picked up a box of pop tarts recently and it's real. Not edited
August 9th, 2006
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Oh and 5 for "It's still cold" hehe
August 10th, 2006
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Easily the greatest YTMND ever.
August 10th, 2006
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Of course its not edited stupids
August 11th, 2006
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This is gold. I remember seeing this for the first time like 1.5 years ago. And it's still good. :)
August 12th, 2006
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that poptart had it coming.
August 14th, 2006
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HAHAAHA! best thing i've seen today
August 15th, 2006
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ROFLROFLROFL I LOVE THIS 1
August 15th, 2006
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Everytime I watch it, it just seems to get funnier.
August 15th, 2006
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yay poptarts!!!
August 16th, 2006
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this site is made of god and win
August 17th, 2006
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hasnt this been done b4?
August 17th, 2006
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One of the best ytmnds, ever.
August 17th, 2006
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nevermind
August 20th, 2006
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lol magnetrons take more than 3 seconds to start up
August 20th, 2006
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What.... WHAT?! BULLSH*T! THIS IS CRAP!
August 22nd, 2006
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DAMNIT! WHAT IS THIS CRAP?!
August 24th, 2006
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3 Seconds is too good to be true.
August 27th, 2006
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I love you.
August 28th, 2006
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Unlike your instant poptart, this YTMND is HOT.
August 31st, 2006
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After nearly two years, this still doesn't get old.
August 31st, 2006
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The audio made me laugh more than anything.
August 31st, 2006
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hahahahahahah
September 1st, 2006
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what is this.... what IS THIS
September 3rd, 2006
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YES THIS WAS THE FIRST YTMND I EVER SEEN AND IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR LIKE 2 YEARS!!!!!!! YES!!!!
September 3rd, 2006
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Nice, funny as hell. Although... I'm sure those instructions are right if you DON'T refridgerate your Poptarts (which I don't think you're supposed to do anyways, but whatever). I'll try this and see.
September 5th, 2006
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owned
September 5th, 2006
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GENIUS!
September 8th, 2006
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omg..i was crying i was laughin so hard
September 10th, 2006
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For 3 seconds...
September 10th, 2006
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1st ytmnd i ever saw and it rules
September 11th, 2006
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Amongst the first YTMNDs I remember seeing way before I registered and I remember loling my brains out. It still brings tears of laughter to my eyes even now. 5 Stars and Fav good sir.
September 12th, 2006
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This is a classic. All YTMNDs should strive for this.
September 13th, 2006
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LAMO
September 14th, 2006
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One of my favs
September 16th, 2006
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This is my absolute favorite YTMND ever
September 20th, 2006
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man its still cold after 4 seconds
September 22nd, 2006
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you technically got the first comment on http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/. I salute you.
September 23rd, 2006
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haha
September 24th, 2006
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Ono of the best old school.
September 25th, 2006
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Hahahaha! BRILLIANT!
September 27th, 2006
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Oh man, that was the funniest YTMND I've seen in quite awhile. Couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.
September 28th, 2006
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Classic
September 29th, 2006
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Doesn't make much of a difference, but here's my 5. :D
September 29th, 2006
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classic. WHAT IS THIS!???
September 29th, 2006
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what is this!?
September 30th, 2006
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"Warning, only use 3 second rule in a nuclear microwave" "Enjoy nuclear pop-tarts, you may live!"
September 30th, 2006
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Holy sh*t, hilarious!
September 30th, 2006
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haha, yea i find 18 secs is optimum
September 30th, 2006
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Thank God for you, sir, thank God for you.
October 1st, 2006
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u win
October 1st, 2006
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YOU'RE A GODDAMNED LIAR!
October 1st, 2006
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Uber, of the Uber.
October 2nd, 2006
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This has to be my favorite ytmnd ever so far, it owns hard!!! Win!
October 2nd, 2006
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XD
October 2nd, 2006
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five'd because this sh*t happened to me
October 2nd, 2006
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Err... actually the whole piece is called Carmina Burana, however, the particular part IS called O Fortuna, and therefore also a valid title.
October 2nd, 2006
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WTF "cool before handling" omg mofo suckasses
October 2nd, 2006
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"lowest or lightest heat setting for one cycle only" never works either. Maybe the direction creators like their poptarts just barely above room temp?
October 2nd, 2006
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lol
October 3rd, 2006
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Awsome. Simply put: Awsome.
October 3rd, 2006
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wtf?! lolol I like the part where it says "if pop tart is overheated..."
October 4th, 2006
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i lol'd
October 4th, 2006
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Hehe I think you should f*cking sue..3 seconds my black nuts XD
October 4th, 2006
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LMAO!!!!!
October 4th, 2006
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Best reaction today. +1. No fad, +1.
October 4th, 2006
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I lol'd much. :D
October 5th, 2006
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Ugh, ever since my name got deleted by Max I've lost all my great comments on the old YTMNDs. I did comment here before, and now I'm re-laying my mark and voting. Hopefully the vote will GO THROUGH
October 5th, 2006
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Caution - filling may be hot.
October 6th, 2006
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I still fcking love this ytmnd :)
October 6th, 2006
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Greg Behrendt does the 3 second pop tart stand up act.
October 8th, 2006
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Quite possibly the one YTMND that made me laugh so hard I cried.
October 9th, 2006
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Poop.
October 9th, 2006
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5
October 10th, 2006
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lol Nice one. SUE THE COMPANY FOR MISDIRECTING YOU TO A COLD POP-TART! *shakes fist at Pop-Tart*
October 10th, 2006
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3 seconds FTdub!
October 10th, 2006
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We've all been there.
October 10th, 2006
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lol wtf
October 10th, 2006
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LOL It's funny cuase it's real.
October 10th, 2006
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I tried this after school during a club, the class had a microwave in it, and I tried. 3 seconds later I was running through the school yelling THEY'RE STILL COLD!!! p.s. 5'd
October 10th, 2006
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man, the way you mixed in the Orff is just pure genious
October 10th, 2006
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hjust FYI smore poptarts are extremely gross when heated =P thats probably why
October 10th, 2006
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иииииииии what is this?
October 11th, 2006
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^^ lol all of his sites suck and hes downvoting.
October 11th, 2006
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hahaha they lied to you! you should've done it for like 5 or 6 :D
October 12th, 2006
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XD
October 21st, 2006
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ITS STILL F*CKING COLD GOD DAMN SH*T F*CK DAMNIT AFTER 3 F*CKING SECONDS! GRR! DAMN! *breaks down crying*
October 26th, 2006
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Awesome :)
November 4th, 2006
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i can't believe i haven't seen this one before.
November 12th, 2006
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...Those bastards LIED!
November 18th, 2006
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lawl
November 19th, 2006
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HAHAAHAHA Thats rele funny. That happened to me once.
November 26th, 2006
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you have been upvoted! plz enjoy!
December 1st, 2006
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ripped off
December 3rd, 2006
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Oh man, I remember this site from 04
December 4th, 2006
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December 7th, 2006
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The voice over was the best.
December 13th, 2006
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He should've known better...and put it on for 4 seconds.
December 18th, 2006
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MICROWAVE CAPABILITIES DIFFER BY MANUFACTURER. (5)
December 19th, 2006
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"ripped off " - d1g1tal You're lucky you don't have any sites. =/
December 26th, 2006
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blasphemy!
January 14th, 2007
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wow this has to be of my personal top five favorites now, awsome work...dont bother about all the downvoters, satans their only friend
January 14th, 2007
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oops and a five for you sir
January 24th, 2007
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Still cold FTW
January 25th, 2007
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BESTMND
February 9th, 2007
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ok, 2 years later this is still my favorite ytmnd. what is this
February 11th, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
February 17th, 2007
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Sound is f*CKED
February 17th, 2007
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February 18th, 2007
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IT'S STILL F*CKING COLD!!
March 2nd, 2007
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This site brought me to ytmnd all those years back. Thank you very much.
March 4th, 2007
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I can still say six months since my last post that this is still the greatest YTMND ever. It will never get old.
March 21st, 2007
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This is the first YTMND to actually make me ROFL - literally.
March 22nd, 2007
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"This site brought me to ytmnd all those years back. Thank you very much." Same here. And more thanks.
March 23rd, 2007
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LOL theres videos on youtube about this!
March 28th, 2007
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5'd for the WHAT IS THIS
April 7th, 2007
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April 7th, 2007
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April 12th, 2007
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IT'S STILL COLD! FJASIODLSAIDOPAJSDCIPOAFDJNUIPHSADASDASDAD FIVE'D!!!
April 29th, 2007
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I love this site.
May 29th, 2007
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After this long, there are still Pop-Tart boxes that have these instructions... O Fortuna...
June 6th, 2007
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this is one of the few sites where Carmina Burana actually fits.
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The first YTMND i ever saw...My first FAV.
June 13th, 2007
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this is by far my favorite non-music related ytmnd in the ytmniverse
August 11th, 2007
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classic
August 13th, 2007
(-1)
could be better
September 29th, 2007
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Fu*king Awesome
October 11th, 2007
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First Class!
October 18th, 2007
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This is quite possibly the greatest thing to ever grace the internets. It can never be a fad or a meme because it is so full of win that it is impossible to replicate.
October 18th, 2007
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It's also the greatest use ever of Carmina Burana, including all the movies and commercials that feature it.
November 21st, 2007
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February 25th, 2008
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A forgotten classic of YTMND.
April 16th, 2008
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Nope, it'll never be forgotten.
April 10th, 2008
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So.... Cold....
August 20th, 2008
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Still cold after 3 seconds? Inconceivable!
October 11th, 2008
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
August 25th, 2008
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I have not been on this site in over a year and this is still the very best of YTMND, if not the best. Still cracks me up.
October 8th, 2008
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Needs moar frontpage.
October 8th, 2008
(1)
Needs moar frontpage.
October 8th, 2008
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fav'd
October 8th, 2008
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My brother just had a s'mores pop tart last month. The trick is to microwave it for 4 seconds.
October 8th, 2008
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WHY DID YOU PAY FOR THIS ONE VERY VERY OLD..
October 8th, 2008
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Exactly
October 9th, 2008
(-1)
Are you sure you had it on high?
October 9th, 2008
(-1)
OLDTMND
October 9th, 2008
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hahhahaa, made me laff my *ss off
October 10th, 2008
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that was f*cking epic
October 10th, 2008
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poptarts crossed the line on this one.
October 10th, 2008
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FUCHKING HAHHA! :D
October 10th, 2008
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funny good joke
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Can't pass up on the opportunity to 5 a classic.
October 10th, 2008
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CARMINA BURANA
October 11th, 2008
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
October 11th, 2008
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October 11th, 2008
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Legendary YTMND
October 12th, 2008
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your still a f*g after three seconds
October 12th, 2008
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I'm the 500th person to fav this! ^_^
October 12th, 2008
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If pastry is overheated, frosting/filling may become extremely hot and could cause burns.
October 12th, 2008
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I was about to give a low vote, but... the sheer ANGUISH in his voice... after I heard the raw human emotion of this YTMND, well, I had to give it a five.
October 13th, 2008
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brian regan (sp?) had this in his stand up, pretty funny. Talk about no time for breakfast!
October 13th, 2008
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...What is this? WHAT IS THIS?!?
October 14th, 2008
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this is f*cking ridiculous what the f*ck
October 14th, 2008
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Still cold after all these years.
October 14th, 2008
(-1)
a sponsored site that's actually funny?
October 15th, 2008
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This octopus, lets give him boots
November 5th, 2008
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I love this site.
December 24th, 2008
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lol funny cuz teh instructions say NO REFRIGERATION NEEDED... ass ***5'd!!!***
December 28th, 2008
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I happen to like S'mores Pop Tarts better when they're cold.
October 20th, 2009
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perfect use of the music. It would have been a sh*t site without it
January 9th, 2010
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Still cold in 2010 and beyond!
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Lol he breaks down near t3h end! NOOOOO!!
May 21st, 2010
(1)
Toasting appliance and microwave capabilities differ by manufacturer. Follow the manufacturer's guidelines for safe use. Be sure your appliance is clean and functioning correctly. Children should always be closely supervised when operating toasting appliances and microwaves. Due to possible risk of fire, never leave your toasting appliance or microwave unattended.
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Definitely one of my favorites of all time, and also one of the sites that got me started on YTMND's. Classic!
June 15th, 2011
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im sure maybe you can get them hot in a oven preheated to 450 degress first lmao

when you started crying half way throu i lost it and fell to the floor laughing.

never saw this site till 2011 and im sad about that THIS IS AWESOME! XD ill watch it every day

LOL and ill look at my pop tart to see if it still says that..

im sure maybe you can get them hot in a oven preheated to 450 degress first lmao
June 16th, 2011
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they probably did that because some idiot burned themselves on hot poptart filling and sued.
December 19th, 2011
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Only poor kids eat pop tarts for breakfast. Only poor kids with no dental coverage from their unemployed parents eat them out of the box without heating them up

FACT.
March 24th, 2012
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I love this clip and I love that rage, and the distortion in the mic during the poundings on the kitchen counter. So good angle on it all.
December 22nd, 2013
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4.
October 22nd, 2014
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WE CAN ADVERTISE POP TARTS TO SALVAGE FREE ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!

*J/K*

WE CAN ENABLE ADBLOCK WHILE WE SUMMON ACTIVISTS TO THE SUZANNE MOVEMENT!!!!!

WE SALVAGE FREE ENTERTAINMENT!
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