How To Write An Emo Song
Created on: May 23rd, 2006
How To Write An Emo Song
daft punk - robot rock / dream theater - stream of consciousness / fallout boy - sugar we're goin down / simple plan - perfect / underoath - down, set, go. for those of you who think im dissing DT, please see the sister site, http://lolspeedpicking.ytmnd.

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May 23rd, 2006
(2)
Making fun of Emo f*ggots will never get old.
August 29th, 2007
(1)
heh
October 17th, 2007
(1)
Emo F*ggots will never get old, either.
(-3)
ballz http://lollercausts.ytmnd.com/
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
-1 for misspelling brought in the end D : ((The rest was brilliant, by the way))
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol @ this
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
well done
May 23rd, 2006
(1)
Im going to go cut my self now.
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
prentation braught?
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
this was spot on
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
5'd for Dream Theater
(-3)
-1 for dream theater
January 6th, 2008
(0)
SO CUT MY WRIST AND BLACK MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES!
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
5555555555555555555555555555555
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
It's Official! You Win The Intarweb!
(0)
a 3 for the whole rport, but the fact that you put in dream theater earns you a 10.....well just a 5 but imagine 2 5s together!
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
lmfao good job
May 23rd, 2006
(2)
Loved the "Scream like a retard so noone knows what your saying", because seriously... wtf is that supposed to be?
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
5 stars for Stream of Consciousness
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
I give you an A for this report.
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
dream theatre FTW!
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
Hell yah for DreamTheater
(0)
ok, the lol, speedpicking is just f*cking awesome
(1)
lolz cut yourself so you have something to write about
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
Hehe.
May 23rd, 2006
(1)
lol, speedpicking
May 23rd, 2006
(-2)
1'd becasue Dream Theater is not emo, you f*cking f*ggot.
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
It's presented in such an ugly, yet attractive manner.
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
Dream Theatre = Insta-5 + Win.
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol speedpicking -3 for the way-too-easy jabs +1 for the arrows with the hair +1 for also making fun of Dream Theater
May 23rd, 2006
(-2)
1 for not knowing what emo is. Go listen to some Fugazi and Drive Like Jehu.
May 23rd, 2006
(3)
emo music is gay.
May 23rd, 2006
(2)
lol speedpicking
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
dream theater = automatic 5
May 24th, 2006
(0)
hey don't make fun of dream theater they're good... not emo at all
(1)
people dont f*cking get it, he is not making fun of dream theater, he is just saying go listen to some real music
May 24th, 2006
(-1)
dream theater for the lose :(
May 24th, 2006
(0)
+5 for Dream Theater, and for being funny!
May 24th, 2006
(0)
If I needed to see another YTMND about emos all I would have to do is turn on my monitor. I wouldn't even have to have my computer on, they would just f*cking flood out of my screen and suffocate me
May 24th, 2006
(0)
WIN
May 24th, 2006
(0)
I think you are confusing Emo with Screamo and Pop. They don't scream in Emo nor is Simple Plan Emo.
March 22nd, 2008
(0)
i think you're a f*ggot
May 25th, 2006
(0)
oh ok 5 star then
(1)
Dream Theatr, Emo Bashing. What's not to love?
May 26th, 2006
(-3)
Right at the moment, when I gave it away. That is what he says during the screaming portion of the song. Where you seem to feel the need to declare that you can't understand what he is saying. However, that song is by Underoath, and they are like 14 different kinds of amazing, and I really don't conisider them emo at all. I don't really consider them much of anything, outside of a great band. You suck asses, cockbag. But you insulted Fall Out Boy. So we can be friends. Check out Dragonforce.
June 1st, 2007
(3)
For a moment, I forgot that periods existed.
December 26th, 2007
(0)
try "i had the whole world in my hands, and i gave it away" you are dumb
May 26th, 2006
(0)
My older brother wrote that... Sorry. forgiven'd, LOL!
May 27th, 2006
(0)
Hey I'm emo, LOL at you nerd
May 28th, 2006
(0)
j/k
(0)
5 for mocking FOB. emo f*gs went to my school
(0)
tyvm :)
June 1st, 2006
(0)
Whats the song called when you start with the hair?
June 1st, 2006
(0)
SDER hjnzatjnzs
June 1st, 2006
(0)
Nice sync.
(0)
props for dream theater and emo bashing
June 2nd, 2006
(1)
LOL, SPEEDPICKING!
June 2nd, 2006
(0)
Thank Poho
June 2nd, 2006
(1)
I hate emo more than anything else in this earth. 5
June 2nd, 2006
(0)
Me Gusta.
June 2nd, 2006
(0)
+10 for emo hate, -1 because I own an SG. ANGUS YOUNG BITCHES!
June 6th, 2006
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1 Because you fail at dissing emo's A) EMO BANDS TUNE IN DROP D GET A BRAIN MORON B) EMO BANDS USE EPIPHONE SG's NOT GIBSON C) YOU HAVE DAFT PUNK IN THIS YTMND D) YOU HAVE DREAMTHEATER IN THIS YTMND so get your facts straight before you diss emos.
June 6th, 2006
(3)
penkslol, why dont you cram it up ur ass. they tune to dflat as much as d, and epiphone AND gibson SGs are quite common in emo. also, the daft punk and dream theater add to the bashing by being audibly more ass-kicking than emo music. that was the point. dont one vote and then make ridiculous claims, assf*ck.
June 6th, 2006
(2)
by the way, you fail also..at grammar. it's emos, not emo's. emo's indicates possession of something, or a conjunction. i.e. emo IS(emo'S) retarded. just like you.
June 7th, 2006
(3)
Poho just face f*cked you.
June 7th, 2006
(-4)
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(-4)
You know something, Poho? You're a fuc.king *sshole.
(0)
gotta love the dream theater
June 8th, 2006
(0)
you are a genius...especially with dream theater...nice
(0)
underoath isn't emo, and dream theater owns
June 16th, 2006
(0)
+99999 and fav this is awsome!
June 16th, 2006
(0)
1, no one disses underoath
June 18th, 2006
(0)
Yay for dream theater
June 18th, 2006
(0)
5 because i'm going to become a STAR!
June 18th, 2006
(0)
ah thanks, i needed that tutorial.... my songs never come out right...:(
June 18th, 2006
(0)
actually, i DID do the sound myself, jerkass
June 19th, 2006
(0)
DREAM THEATER WINS
June 21st, 2006
(0)
You win.
(0)
What about making out with random members of the same sex for the hell of it?
June 21st, 2006
(0)
5'd for Dream Theater "Speedpicking lol!"
June 21st, 2006
(0)
5'd cuz emo
June 21st, 2006
(0)
5'd for emo makes no sense it was "5'd for kicking emos *ss becuz emo
June 21st, 2006
(0)
^emo=queerness x 10 - robots
June 22nd, 2006
(0)
When someone makes fun of emo, they're alright by me!
June 23rd, 2006
(0)
Dream Theater saves!
June 23rd, 2006
(0)
5 Stars cause you mentioned Dream Theatre!
June 24th, 2006
(0)
Dream Theater!!!!!!
June 26th, 2006
(0)
Dream Theater FTFW!
June 29th, 2006
(0)
Fails for being horrible at layering gifs, fails for not having any real emo music in it, fails for being a retarded 12 year old with an internet connection. You aren't funny and I doubt you ever will be.
June 29th, 2006
(-2)
PS- Dream Theater sucks cock.
June 23rd, 2007
(0)
Ironically, you probably went home later, made out with your emo Boy friend, and then proceeded to suck his dick.
June 29th, 2006
(0)
Dream Theater = insta 5
June 29th, 2006
(0)
5'd for Dream Theater
July 1st, 2006
(0)
lmao E-M-*moans loudly*
July 1st, 2006
(0)
for some reason I laughed at "wipe that stupid grin off your face!"
July 2nd, 2006
(0)
Tells it like it is
July 5th, 2006
(0)
i'm threeing you until you learn how to make a nice gif
July 7th, 2006
(0)
5 for "scream like a retard"
July 8th, 2006
(-2)
Do Not Compare Dream Theater with anything Emo! It's progressional metal, not emo bullcrap.
July 9th, 2006
(0)
dream theater is gay
July 9th, 2006
(0)
hilarious, but most scream-core is about eating babies and/or zombies...*most*
July 9th, 2006
(0)
coulda been better but doesnt mean it doesnt deserve a 5
July 9th, 2006
(0)
1 for being unoriginal, thinking that the general public has or even knows what a Gibson SG is, confusing bad emo with bad local band screamo with MTV-induced pop/punk, and for sitting at your computer jerking off to Dream Theater.
(0)
dream theater f*ckin rocks! 5 unless i didnt get the joke and i find out that you were calling them emo...
July 12th, 2006
(0)
July 12th, 2006
(0)
haha stupid emos
July 13th, 2006
(0)
Dream Theater
July 13th, 2006
(0)
check out seven ways from sunday on myspace and listen to emo-boy, if anyone makes a ytmnd with that I will give them $5
July 13th, 2006
(0)
audacity = ftw
July 14th, 2006
(0)
Petruzzi = God
July 14th, 2006
(0)
Dreamtheater sounds awesome.
July 17th, 2006
(-3)
You do not know emo. Fall Out Boy and Simple Plan are not emo, though they suck incredibly. The end.
July 17th, 2006
(0)
5'd for dream theater
July 17th, 2006
(0)
Screaming does not equal emo. Ever heard of hardcore? Grind? Death metal? No? Okay then.
July 17th, 2006
(0)
Hawthorne Heights and Dashboard Confessional have WAY more talent than Dream Theater, especially Mike Portnoy. What a crappy drummer.
July 20th, 2006
(0)
i really liked it =D
July 20th, 2006
(0)
pretty damn funny
July 21st, 2006
(0)
I thought it was completely wonderful.And whats makes it funny to me is that all the bands suck ass. And that emo people all need to burn in hell because they all suck and are so damn stupid.. I mean why the hell you going to go cut yurself? 5'd
July 23rd, 2006
(0)
You speak the truth. Dream Theater ftw.
July 23rd, 2006
(0)
dude, I liked the site enough for a 5, but all the self important douches who posted why they hated/loved the site are why it's now a favorite. You even have "misspelling" guy in here. Great collection of asshattery.
(0)
petrucci is the badassest MOTHERf*ckER on EARTH. i saw them in radio city! Emo is crap, but it's fun to pick on the poor saps that actually like it.
(0)
btw mspaint > all
July 24th, 2006
(0)
Yeah, what's the name of the song you start out with? It's sounds like some 80s sh*t, and I love the old stuff.
(0)
wanna go bowling sometime?
July 26th, 2006
(0)
DREAM THEATER FTW
July 26th, 2006
(-1)
-2 DreamTheatre.
July 28th, 2006
(0)
5 for Dream Theater
July 28th, 2006
(0)
MY GOD. I saw Dream Theater in the keywords and my pointer was on the one star, until i saw that you meant that Dream Theater are totally not emo whatsoever. 5 to you my good man.
July 28th, 2006
(-1)
underoath is garbage, but then so is dream theater, so it balances itself out.
July 28th, 2006
(0)
Which Dream Theater track was that? HOLY sh*t!
July 29th, 2006
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
July 30th, 2006
(0)
very nice - what was the dream theatre song?
July 31st, 2006
(0)
All the people that give one or two stars are emo.
August 1st, 2006
(0)
it's funny because it's all true. also dream theater ownz.
August 2nd, 2006
(0)
MISSION PHAILED
August 3rd, 2006
(0)
unoriginal garbage. copy more plz
August 3rd, 2006
(0)
Not enjoying Dream Theater means you don't like music.
August 4th, 2006
(0)
Platinum Hit.
August 4th, 2006
(0)
5 for audacity and daft punk
August 5th, 2006
(0)
Heavy metal isn't emo, you know. -1 star for inaccuracy.
August 7th, 2006
(0)
A little rough around the edges, (literally), but I wholeheartedly support the message, even if it's an old one.
August 9th, 2006
(0)
I hate screamo songs. And I have a friend who says that emo and screamo "makes him happy", and every time, I feel the need to say "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch". Cuz hes a f*ggot. God dammit I hate him. Why am I even his friend? F*CK!
August 9th, 2006
(0)
good audio for this bit
August 11th, 2006
(0)
lol ace
August 11th, 2006
(0)
STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS FOR THE F*CKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 12th, 2006
(0)
Dream Theater FTW
August 15th, 2006
(0)
i agree emo sucks...but so does Dream Theater...NOISE NOT MUSIC!!!
August 17th, 2006
(-1)
-3 for Dream Theatre, -1 for anything emo related (insulting or supporting), but +2 for not sucking sh*t. Total: 3
August 17th, 2006
(0)
Oh, I forgot the easy one, -2 for not citing sources. total = 1.
August 17th, 2006
(0)
i lol'd.
August 18th, 2006
(0)
I award this ytmnd with a lol.
August 18th, 2006
(0)
Pinworm45: you are an *ssh*l*e, plain and simple.
August 20th, 2006
(0)
This OWNS!
August 20th, 2006
(0)
-1 for cutting Daft Punk 'Robot Rock' short just when it really starts to get good, other than that...wicked.
August 20th, 2006
(0)
lol, stay home and listen to dream theater. WIN!
August 20th, 2006
(0)
poho: I said you did a good job, I'm just sick of emo-related YTMNDs, because it's lame and overdown now.
August 21st, 2006
(0)
win
August 21st, 2006
(0)
good job. ill probably get flamed by the uninformed for this, but UnderOath is not an emo band. their a christian band. they dont sing about whiny sh*t and they dont cut themselves. but the rest was bang on.
August 21st, 2006
(0)
oh and you can pretty clearly hear what hes sayin in that song. he says "i had the whole world in my hand, but i gave it away"
August 22nd, 2006
(0)
Haha, Dream Theater indeed. Emo songs for everyone!
August 22nd, 2006
(0)
its always funny when you're making fun of emo f*ggots
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
i vote humppa
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
5 for DT.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
yea you're soooo right, f*ck emo, f*ck them all
August 25th, 2006
(0)
1d for the lol sh*t
August 26th, 2006
(0)
5 for Dream Theater alone. Nice.
August 26th, 2006
(0)
Hey, Stream of Consciousness is a good song, and I'm not emo. Awesomeness at concept, though.
August 27th, 2006
(0)
Emo ruined dropped-D. F*cking Emos.
August 28th, 2006
(0)
i love how ppl can't read. he's not saying dream theater is emo. and yes underoath is emo
August 30th, 2006
(0)
5'd for Dream Theater.
September 1st, 2006
(0)
Whoa, awesome.
September 1st, 2006
(0)
What the hell?
September 2nd, 2006
(0)
overdramatic 80's speed picking is just as gay if not gayer than emo music u fial
September 2nd, 2006
(0)
^Dream Theater isn't 80s, douche.
September 2nd, 2006
(0)
John Petrucci + emo bashing = 5
September 2nd, 2006
(0)
Dream Theatre is prog...
September 3rd, 2006
(0)
every1 that thought he was making fun of dream theater is gay he simply said go listen to realmusic and put dream theater.
September 3rd, 2006
(0)
I like you.
September 4th, 2006
(0)
excellent +5 for originality and effort. checkin out the sister site now....
September 5th, 2006
(0)
substitute Rush for DT and ftw!
September 6th, 2006
(0)
lol, dream theater may have been formed in the eighties, but they are not an 80s band. also, no one played like petrucci in the 80s. no one plays like petrucci now either.
September 7th, 2006
(0)
www.fourfa.com
September 8th, 2006
(0)
dream theater f*cking kicks *ss man petrucci is a f*cking god.
September 10th, 2006
(0)
DT FTW
September 14th, 2006
(0)
I hate DT, but that's a nice solo u picked out at the end
September 15th, 2006
(0)
OMG so f*cking true hate those f*gs
September 19th, 2006
(0)
good stuff
September 20th, 2006
(0)
haha this is gold.
September 22nd, 2006
(0)
5!!!!!!
September 24th, 2006
(0)
lolz screaming.
September 26th, 2006
(0)
I loved it until you mixed emo with metal. Metal is NOT emo. Emo is whiny, but metal is angry. But, other than that, good job!
September 26th, 2006
(0)
fgsfds.
October 4th, 2006
(0)
hahaha this never gets old
October 5th, 2006
(0)
F*ck yeah Dream Theater Kicks ass!!
October 13th, 2006
(0)
Sh*tty Emo jokes are over. This was not Sh*tty.
October 13th, 2006
(0)
5'd for daft punk...
October 21st, 2006
(0)
Haha, good one!
October 23rd, 2006
(0)
wow this was good sh*t bro. really enjoyed this site!
October 25th, 2006
(0)
As the first guy I've seen outside of my friends or concerts that knows Dream Theater, i salute you.
November 5th, 2006
(0)
How'd you make the sound?
November 11th, 2006
(0)
that extra link is good....dont dis this till you look at the link at the end
November 16th, 2006
(0)
emoYTMNDsareoverrated.ytmnd.com
November 19th, 2006
(0)
lol perhaps ill give it a 2...to be nice. but i did 5 your lex luther YTMND :D
November 20th, 2006
(0)
This site never gets old- you should make more
November 21st, 2006
(0)
i've been thinking about it. it'd have to be really frigging good though.
November 26th, 2006
(0)
5'd for Dreamtheater. They don't get enough justice for their awesome.
December 30th, 2006
(0)
Emowned. >_>
December 31st, 2006
(0)
speedpicking lol
January 11th, 2007
(0)
1 for Simple Plan (even though its slammed) being in it but FIVED for Dream Theater
January 23rd, 2007
(0)
lol this is f*ckin awesome.... Iloveyou
January 24th, 2007
(0)
Excellent work. I showed it to my girlfriend and she really loved it! You should make more emo-bashing material!
January 24th, 2007
(0)
January 25th, 2007
(0)
How could this happen to emo? Emo made it's mistakes. Emo knows where to run. Coldplay goes on.
January 31st, 2007
(0)
so true
February 8th, 2007
(0)
that was cool
February 15th, 2007
(0)
Those idiots that bash Dream Theater can go lick my *ssh*le.
February 23rd, 2007
(0)
I know your not dissing dream theater... you're saying how much better it is to listen to dream theater than listen to emo.
February 27th, 2007
(0)
don't listen to these emo f*gs that one star your site. Very truthful and funny ftw!
March 10th, 2007
(0)
Great site, but don't be dissin' the Gibson SG now. Emos use Epiphone.
April 2nd, 2007
(0)
NOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -everything for bashing Underoath. And I would bash you for bashing Fall Out Boy, but I don't care about that. +1 for bashing simple plan.
April 3rd, 2007
(0)
Dude...excellent satire on sh*t music, if that's not enough, John Petricci and DT FTW. 5'd for awesome.
April 7th, 2007
(0)
ABSOLUTE. F*CKING. GENIUS.
April 7th, 2007
(0)
I'm trying to write emo music. Can someone intercourse (Wikipedia, lol) my ass?
April 8th, 2007
(0)
OMG YOU IDIOT! YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT JOHN PETRUCCI IN A YTMND.... THE COMBINED FORCE SHALL MAKE EVERYONE EXPLODE!
(0)
Dream theater is the most f*cking disgraceful imitation of music that I have ever heard in my life. Worse than f*cking dragon force. I didn't know that was possible.
May 16th, 2007
(-1)
you clearly havent listened to much dream theater.
(-2)
It's just nu-metal bullsh*t.
May 28th, 2007
(1)
nu-metal? dream theater was around long before sh*tty nu-metal started to surface. they pretty much define the progressive rock genre, which falls about as close to nu-metal as tokyo does to london. as for dragonforce, i just find them hilarious because the music is just so retarded. but DT is made up of incredibly talented professionally trained musicians who completely own what they do. go listen to all 9 of their studio albums and their 5 live albums and try and tell me they suck.
May 23rd, 2007
(0)
Awesome! And I fail to see how this is making fun of Dream Theater.
June 12th, 2007
(0)
The new DT album is f*cking CRAZY
June 27th, 2007
(0)
ruined at end with speedpicking...lol, speedpicking
(0)
Dream theater is gay.
(0)
oh yeah... brought*
July 15th, 2007
(0)
I love you :D
(0)
Fail for mspaint and for DIRECTLY calling simple plan emo.
August 3rd, 2007
(0)
And John Petrucci saves the world again.
August 6th, 2007
(0)
thats what i am
August 13th, 2007
(0)
heehehehehehe, check pms
August 18th, 2007
(0)
Petrucci = 5
August 18th, 2007
(0)
LOL, its pretty ironic that on this page there is an ad for imvu with a pic of an emo
September 2nd, 2007
(0)
lol, prog rock. Needs ytmnd of prog rock nerds defeating emo music nerds.
September 18th, 2007
(0)
5FT
October 18th, 2007
(0)
haha! you're my new hero!
October 24th, 2007
(0)
y tho0o0o0o0o
November 13th, 2007
(0)
Emos are hairy.
November 13th, 2007
(0)
Èmos are not people :(:(:(::(
January 6th, 2008
(0)
5 for dream theater
January 10th, 2008
(0)
Anyone who gives this site less than a 5 is just jealous that they can't pull off that Petrucci guitar solo.
January 19th, 2008
(0)
this can't get any more perfect. praise Dream Theater for saving modern-day music!!! they're one of the few bands out there today that doesn't play 3 power chords per song
July 4th, 2008
(0)
4'd for Daft Punk's "Robot Rock"!!!
(0)
I watched this well over a year ago, and decided to look into Dream Theater. I've been hooked on them ever since. Thanks.
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