TOOL SUCKS
Created on: May 26th, 2006
TOOL SUCKS

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May 26th, 2006
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It's really pretty true. And the version of Imagine that the singer did with whichever band (they're pretty much the same) was the most pointlessly depressing song ever.
May 26th, 2006
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Tool is a great band, this is a fact. If you can't deal with it you need to go in a corner and do the world a service by self-decapitation. Yes Tool fans are rabid and I'm one of the most rabid you'll ever meet.
May 26th, 2006
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^ f*g
May 27th, 2006
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Die in a car fire.
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You blow.
June 4th, 2006
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You put all this together to say that you hate tool?
June 4th, 2006
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l
June 5th, 2006
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"All of this"? It's a 2 frame animated gif. And no, I put all of this together to piss off tool fans. And it's working 8)
November 18th, 2009
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I must admit, I'm a Tool fan and I find this f*cking hilarious lol. I just think it's a damn shame you had to pay to get it seen.
November 18th, 2009
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The more I listen to this the more it reminds me of the Danzig parody from Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy. Great stuff.
November 22nd, 2009
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as a tool fan i'm not pissed off. the animation was pretty funny, actually.
July 10th, 2006
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^^^People who hate tool Fav their own sites because they realize EVERYTHING they are is worthless and everything they make fails, just like Kansas. BTW: The fact that you had to add in a sh*tty sound file From "Sir wheez," and not a tool song is evidence of the fact that every Tool song is absolutely perfect.
July 11th, 2006
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See what I mean? Tool fans are whiny girls who cry when people make fun of their sh*tty band. ;D
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I could care less if you don't like tool. I found the audio and the picture funny. What I find pathetic is your need to take the "my music is better than your music" stance and call people f*gs because your musical taste differs.
August 2nd, 2006
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Nowhere did I say that my music was better than their music, all I said was that Tool sucks! I do not call them f*gs because my musical taste differs, I call them f*gs because they are seriously offended and want to me to die in ridiculous ways because I made this site.
October 2nd, 2006
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sounds like you are teh f*g... kansas sucks.
October 23rd, 2006
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hahaha....I love Tool and I found this to be highly amusing. Nicely done.
November 22nd, 2009
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preach it!
January 18th, 2007
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Tool is my favorite band, but hey, I gotta give you props. Even the song has traces of Tool in it. F*ck, I might steal that riff. And yeah dude, Kansas sucks.
April 24th, 2007
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Teh suck. How would you feel if I made fun of your fave band, Smashmouth? You can't touch my Tool. 1'd to death, hopefully.
July 9th, 2008
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if its any consolation, Im a huge fan of Tool, and i thought this was really funny. you made fun of tool really well, and i think people are probably taking it a bit too seriously.
November 1st, 2009
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id sponsor this if i had any money
November 18th, 2009
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i got some money
November 17th, 2009
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YOU SUCK
November 18th, 2009
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F*GGOT!!!!!
November 18th, 2009
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Just for the record, Carry On Wayward Son.....your ears will ejaculate pleasure juices. So...stop soiling the good name of Kansas with bad sites.
November 18th, 2009
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I love tool, I hate tool fans.
November 18th, 2009
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You're an idiot. Go perform a colonoscopy on yourself with a medieval club.
November 26th, 2009
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just got "this enris night" stuck in my head when i read this....
November 18th, 2009
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I personally love Tool, however you don't have to. It's fine. :)
November 18th, 2009
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haha, this only makes me want to stop watching retards put sounds and pics together and go listen to talented artists. TOOL.
November 18th, 2009
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f*ck u!
November 18th, 2009
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whoever wants the entire song can message me, i'll send it
November 19th, 2009
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hate the site, but good job you intolerant pig
November 19th, 2009
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I like tool, and this is funny, but what's the point of attacking a band and it's fans? Kind of middle school, dude.
November 22nd, 2009
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ah, the anonymity of the internetz, you can make fun of whoever you want to without any serious repercussions. don't you love hiding behind a monitor? :)
November 19th, 2009
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so true
November 19th, 2009
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diehard tool fan - this was indeed pretty funny. +1 for funny.
November 20th, 2009
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i agree.. tool does suck... tool is for tools. maynard needs to get over himself.
November 21st, 2009
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lol
November 22nd, 2009
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I think this was "TOOLS SUCK," a site by Tim Taylor's arch-nemesis.
November 22nd, 2009
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i get it
November 22nd, 2009
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i am a huge tool fan and i laffed hard
November 23rd, 2009
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Diehard Tool fan, and I gotta say, that was a pretty good parody. But just note: YTMND f*gs that happen to be Tool fans are not a good representative sample of Tool fans in general, so drawing the conclusion "tool fans are easily offended" from this is a bit of a stretch. Good parody nonetheless. I want the full song.
November 24th, 2009
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGkTszdJT2I
November 24th, 2009
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-1 for dropping the pick
November 24th, 2009
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It is not only an opinion that "Tool is the Best Band" - from a strictly technical and mathematical standpoint, they are the best band as well. They have songs in 7/8 time signatures.. that doesn't automatically mean that any band playing in 7/8 time signatures is good, but it does mean they have more technical ability if they can pull it off - which tool does.
November 26th, 2009
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the beauty is that they will sometimes have several different time sigs within the same song... they'll jump from 4/4 to 7/8 and back, i think one time i counted out something like a 13/8 time at one point, maybe on the Aenima album.
February 4th, 2010
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Wow, 7/8 time signature. How ironic that you picked quite a tame meter to use as an example of how technically proficient TOOL is.
November 24th, 2009
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For all you people who hate Tool, it might just not be your style of music, and that's fine - you are entitled to your own opinion. However, I find it much more likely that you simply don't have the attention span, mental capacity, and/or intelligence required to appreciate Tool's music.
November 24th, 2009
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Since there are two types of music listeners - those who dislike any modern music for being "fake" and "phony"; and those who dislike older music for being too boring and complex - it is easy to see why Tool is stuck in the middle as a "common enemy" equally disliked by both groups of listeners. For being a "newer band" (and in turn being associated with "fake/phoniness") and because the songs are long and complex. Only people who truly enjoy music (not just because it is the current trend/fad) like Tool
November 26th, 2009
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...and a lot of people have a hard time with "progressive" music... look at King Crimson or Alan Parsons Project. Tool is the metal version of progressive, and a lot of people can't get into it.
November 24th, 2009
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By the way, the maker of this site probably just had an argument or something in real life with a Tool fan, so now this is his way of getting his revenge by claiming "I just made this site because its funny that Tool fans get pissed off easily", when really, he is just venting a bunch of pent up angst from his grudge towards Tool fans
November 19th, 2010
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I'm happy this site is still alive. Thanks to Sir Weeze himself for the 5 bux sponsorship.
November 19th, 2010
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a whole year later lol