Xenu, Xenu
Created on: June 9th, 2006
Xenu, Xenu
Lyrics at http://www.firstchurchofxenu.com/media/songs/lyrics/xenuxenu.txt

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June 9th, 2006
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haha
June 10th, 2006
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in before cease & desist
June 10th, 2006
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COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
June 10th, 2006
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Hail Xenu, captain of my soul.
June 10th, 2006
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THEY'LL SUE YOU. THEY HAVE EYES EVERYWHERE.
June 10th, 2006
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beat me to it, dang. deleting site... and upvoting this one.
June 10th, 2006
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elrondhubbard.ytmnd.com for a real scientology song. oh no, i've said too much :(
June 10th, 2006
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Hey. Quit being c*nts, or Xenu will stack you and your kinsmen around a volcano and nuke you.
June 10th, 2006
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http://manclam.ytmnd.com/
June 10th, 2006
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lol, scientology.
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He must be freed!
June 13th, 2006
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5'd for the music, 5'd for Scientology, 5'd for Something Awful.
June 13th, 2006
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5'd for the music, 5'd for Scientology, 5'd for Something Awful, 5'd for NEDM!
June 13th, 2006
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lol nice song
June 13th, 2006
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I like bunnies.
June 13th, 2006
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awesome
June 13th, 2006
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Max gave a 5 to a stolen site. Is nobody else dissapointed?
June 13th, 2006
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when are you NOT dissapointed adverb
June 13th, 2006
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3 hams will kill him.
June 13th, 2006
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one of max's favorite sites
June 13th, 2006
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Hail Xenu!
June 13th, 2006
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I agree with Adverb on this one.
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awwwww
June 13th, 2006
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i really like this song.
June 14th, 2006
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http://forum.somethingawful.com Jun 12, 2006 16:26 awwww, I created http://xenuxenu.ytmnd.com because I didn't find the official one in a search. Still, I like that background.
June 14th, 2006
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It's a rabbit thetan!!!
June 14th, 2006
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HEIL XENU!
June 15th, 2006
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Sydd is now hungry for bunnyhamster.
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i don't know what's better: it's a scientology parody, or a christianity parody
June 16th, 2006
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groovy
June 17th, 2006
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Three hams will kill him!
June 18th, 2006
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The first time a YTMND has made me laugh out loud like that in awhile.
June 18th, 2006
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lol, hamster
June 19th, 2006
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Moderator's favorite ftw
June 20th, 2006
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I like it. Being a music minister's son, this kinda thign hit me close to home. Someone should tell you, though, that Xenu is an enemy of Scientology, not it's "God" equivalent.
June 21st, 2006
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MessyRecipe: Xenu is our God. http://www.firstchurchofxenu.com
June 21st, 2006
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scientology is going to boil you alive for this. (litterally, lol) should have had a montage of pictures of xenu happy. would have been f*cking hillarious. still good though.
June 21st, 2006
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He's cute.
June 21st, 2006
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Wouldn't that be like devil worshippers but for scientology?
June 22nd, 2006
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Guinea Pig = Win.
June 23rd, 2006
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That's a cute bunny.
June 24th, 2006
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FTW!!!
June 24th, 2006
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lol it sounds so much like contemporary christian music
June 26th, 2006
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Xenu's Hamster FTW
June 27th, 2006
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http://Xenu.youaremighty.com/
June 28th, 2006
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Three hams will kill him!
July 1st, 2006
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Horrably adorable!!!
July 1st, 2006
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adorable
July 2nd, 2006
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Hilarious... that's a 5 for sure!
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I want to 1 this, because you credited something awful, but someone 1'd this because it's stolen. And I always 5 stolen material (go EBW).
July 4th, 2006
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FREE XENU!!
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Fiiiive, Fiiiive.
July 11th, 2006
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heil xenu. right now total votes are 666 now dog
July 14th, 2006
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needs handdrawn NEDM after 10 seconds 
July 24th, 2006
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The S is for Sucks.
July 25th, 2006
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Teary
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lolz
July 26th, 2006
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you lose, please try again ^_^
July 27th, 2006
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^ Sexy mofo, your sites just lost points. From me. Because I downvoted them.
July 27th, 2006
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stolen
August 2nd, 2006
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I actually agree with Adverb on this one.
August 5th, 2006
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Music added to I-pod
August 8th, 2006
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Scientologist's are f*cked up
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111111111111111111111111111111111111
August 10th, 2006
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Downvoters are Scientologists.
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-3 because stealing is wrong. +5 for making fun of Scientology.
August 14th, 2006
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Lol, Xenu-crap has to die!!! 5/5 stars :D scientology sucks
August 15th, 2006
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I can count to potato
August 15th, 2006
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What is Xenu holding???
August 16th, 2006
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i only wish i could write songs like this.
August 17th, 2006
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I love this song almost as much as I love Xenu
August 17th, 2006
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Our Xenu is an awesome Xenu!
August 21st, 2006
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Hail Xenu.
August 22nd, 2006
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Every day i long to serve you more
August 23rd, 2006
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haha
August 24th, 2006
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i, for one, welcome our new overlord Xenu
August 24th, 2006
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August 25th, 2006
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my favorite
August 28th, 2006
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yay
August 28th, 2006
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i love Xenu
September 1st, 2006
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brilliant
September 2nd, 2006
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This sucks. Why is this a mod fav?
September 4th, 2006
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:') a happy tear to my eye
September 5th, 2006
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D'awww!
September 5th, 2006
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ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!!!!!
September 10th, 2006
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contemporary worship song for Xenu. Heretical and crazy on every level. 5'd.
September 10th, 2006
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Brilliant ^.^
September 10th, 2006
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see? he's not such a bad guy.
September 14th, 2006
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Win.
September 14th, 2006
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This a mod favorite yet Adverb hates it. HOw's this possible
September 14th, 2006
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dfiopdsafsfsd
September 18th, 2006
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He must be freed so the Great Work can begin!
September 21st, 2006
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Bunny.
September 21st, 2006
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October 5th, 2006
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All hail our dark lord and saviour Xenu
October 12th, 2006
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HAIL XENU
October 13th, 2006
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Aww, it's kind of sweet. I want to be a Scientologist now.
October 18th, 2006
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F*cking classic.
October 19th, 2006
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lol. Gay-nu?
October 19th, 2006
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hahahaha good one
October 30th, 2006
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fitty fit fit
November 2nd, 2006
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5'd for scientology gospel.
November 2nd, 2006
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5 for the goon pic
November 9th, 2006
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Hail Lord Xenu.
November 15th, 2006
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Xenu Hymn FTW!
November 16th, 2006
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nice
December 11th, 2006
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February 12th, 2007
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:D
February 21st, 2007
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lol xenu can suck my c*ck
March 29th, 2007
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5'd for rat monkey rabbit freak that Xenu's alien souls must have made from harvested human flesh.
March 29th, 2007
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May 3rd, 2007
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Love it. Xenu's Hamster is gonna take over, in case those damn Scientologists try and bring Xenu back down!
May 27th, 2007
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Hail Xenu!