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June 10th, 2006
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June 10th, 2006
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So I'm guessing your family was all Native American? I say we throw all the *ssholes who migrated from western europe out too, that way everyone can just get the f*ck out except the NA's.
June 10th, 2006
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Finally, a forward thinking person. Great job, hopefully it can open some eyes.
June 10th, 2006
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codeblue200 your argument is retarded.
June 10th, 2006
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Suggest a change in music: Van Halen's Right Now
June 10th, 2006
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GTFO IMMIGRANTS
June 10th, 2006
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EXCELLENT! You made a fantastic arguement and have the statistics to back your talk. You my friend are a hero.
June 10th, 2006
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I like.
June 10th, 2006
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border patrol chases... http://speedyspicboy.ytmnd.com/
June 10th, 2006
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Statistics are great (4'ed)... but you gotta back it up with footnotes (5'ed).
June 10th, 2006
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It's hardly tax money lost if you don't want them there in the first place...
June 10th, 2006
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gay... why is this on YTMND?
June 10th, 2006
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No, my argument is correct. Let me know when you're willing to pick vegetables from field for 14 hours a day in the burning heat for dirt cheap. It's called labor that Americans wont do, someone has to do it, otherwise the country colapses.
June 10th, 2006
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Have an literacy rate?
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GTFO FOR GIVING A sh*t ABOUT AMERICA
June 10th, 2006
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When I lived in Texas, I was forced to skip 2 semesters of college because I could not afford tuition. Illegalĺs are granted full ride scholarships.
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THIS IS A COMEDY SITE
June 10th, 2006
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if you lose your job to an immigrant it's time to go to school, not cry, 1'd
June 10th, 2006
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Whoever told you illegals are granted full ride scholarships lied to you. Illegals are given nothing except life or death healthcare, look it up.
June 10th, 2006
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Ah, sorry, I was busy not being able to read.
June 10th, 2006
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codeblue, we have thousands of Americans on Welfare right now that are perfectly capable of working. Give them a damn physical, and if they can work tell them to get a job or, if they say the can't find one, tell them they have to go pick crops and kick them off of welfare. I'll pay the extra 50 cents for my turnips if we can take care of this little welfare problem.
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Codeblue, you are a f*cking dumbass. The point of this is that illegals are draining the economy. I have NO problem with mexicans, or mexicans working, I'm saying, they need to pay taxes if they are going to dememand the rights of citizenship. Duh. And people 'immigrating' from Europe? They speak the same language, pay taxes, and are generally non violent. kthnx bb.
June 10th, 2006
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normally i would -10 a political ytmnd. however its time someone used ytmnd's link to the 1337 masses to show them the real points. you should site your research so nobody calls bullsh*t. as for those of you who say that "we are all immigrants", stfu right now. our ancestors took this country by force because we wanted it. if mexico wants it so bad, they have to do the same. it'll be a lot harder for them since we are infinitely more powerful than the natives were, but tough luck, we took it first.
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you could also stop taxing people so harshly.
June 10th, 2006
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the average doenst mean sh*t. when they come here they get minimum wage jobs and live in crappy apartments. And average wage doesnt help them. But they do help drive national average down
June 10th, 2006
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codeblue200 your argument is still retarded.
June 10th, 2006
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Oh they took your jobs? When was the last time you saw a Chinese immigrant as a CEO of a Forbes 500 company? When was the last time you saw a Mexican immigrant as a manager of anything? When was the last time you saw an African immigrant doing anything besides janatorial work? What jobs? The jobs that Americans wont do except for 15 dollars an hour?
August 4th, 2007
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gosu doesnt mean the immigrants will be a ceo of anything.their just saying for the factories, they boss figures out that the americans cost too much money to keep hired so they hire mexicans for minimum wage unlike the 18 dollars an hour. but if the mexicans tried, after the years of becoming a citizen, their children will grow up around an environment full of opportunity, and if they work hard, they could become a ceo of a forbes 500 company. oh, and your argument is retarded.
June 10th, 2006
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WHITE POWER!
June 10th, 2006
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f*ck ILLEGAL immigrants. codeblue2003, you are an official dumbass.
June 10th, 2006
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If that's your argument then the simple answer is to punish the farmers, corporations, and businesses who don't pay them properly and refuse to pay taxes themselves on wages paid under the table. Don't blame the immigrants for working their asses off, blame the *sshole who gave them the cash and told them to take a hike. This is the problem with the "immigration reform", because you have to reform the dumb f*cks who employ these people in the first place.
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There are more white people on welfare than there are black people. My solution is to kill the white man.
June 10th, 2006
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property tax isnt all the taxes, sales taxes also tape up a large parcentage of government revenue, and everyone pays those, plus even if we got that 23 billion dollars we would spend it mostly on iraq
June 10th, 2006
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Sure, illegal immegration might be damaging, but is walling our borders and sequestering ourselves from the rest of the world a good idea? More trade oppertunities with Mexico, now that might do something positive. Also, comedy site, stop taking things so seriously
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I hate f*cking wetbacks.
June 10th, 2006
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Of course all you spoonfed white kids are going to call me a dumbass. None of you worthless pricks have worked a day in your life. If you stoped sucking off of your mom's tit for about 10 seconds you might actually learn something about the real world.
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Immigration reforms ARE aimed at the corporations, dumbass. New proposed laws include a $10,000 fine per illegal empyloyee.. just shut up now
June 10th, 2006
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Thats what many immigration reform laws want to do; punish those who hire the illegals.
June 10th, 2006
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Coldblue: Were all immigrants technically so by using this aguement dispite the fact this is about economic and social problems I WIN WITH THIS FACTZ0R!!!11
June 10th, 2006
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"So I'm guessing your family was all Native American? I say we throw all the *ssholes who migrated from western europe out too, that way everyone can just get the f*ck out except the NA's." Blame Darwin.
June 10th, 2006
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Are you f*cking stupid? The immigration reforms are focused on the IMMIGRANTS NOT THE CORPORATIONS. The name Wal-Mart wasn't mentioned, because it would collapse the foundation of one of the largest American businesses in history. They want "guest worker" programs and to put a wall up that's going to do just about as much as the wall that's up there now does. Read the news *sshole.
June 10th, 2006
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More than 2000 citizens are passed up for jobs for illegals...it's more like 20000 or more, I saw it at my last job about 50 times...kinda sad.
June 10th, 2006
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Each year, bitches like you get passed up for jobs because you're lazy as f*ck. Each year, rich people don't pay income taxes. Each year, an illegal immigrant does a job that you don't want to do. Each year, our economy subsists off of illegal immigration. Each year, you still haven't sucked my dick, and I'd like you to do so very much.
June 10th, 2006
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Hmm, most illegal immigrants can't read or write English. Unless you were trying to work for some backward *ss construction company on the border of Mexico I'm sure you weren't turned down for an illegal.
June 10th, 2006
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"Of course all you spoonfed white kids are going to call me a dumbass. None of you worthless pricks have worked a day in your life. If you stoped sucking off of your mom's tit for about 10 seconds you might actually learn something about the real world." I make 6.50 an hour, and I don't have a car. You're on YTMND, therefore you're sucking off someone's tit for internet access, so GG hypocrisy?
June 10th, 2006
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"So I'm guessing your family was all Native American? I say we throw all the *ssholes who migrated from western europe out too, that way everyone can just get the f*ck out except the NA's." codeblue, you're one of those morons who has no mind of their own and just follows what they're told to. And you've been watching protests. This is against the ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, not the legal Mexicans, or Europeans, or Canadians. People illegally immigrating from countries.
June 10th, 2006
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1. We need those immigrants to help us compete against China. 2. This nativist sentiment is nothing new in our history. 3. There is no easy way to keep Mexicans from entering our country.
June 10th, 2006
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Wait... so you're bitching because illegals took 2,000 jobs... Figures from 2003 show that upwards of 4,955,479 people are on welfare. 2,000 jobs are not going to solve sh*t.
June 10th, 2006
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I'm not talking about the guest worker program. That one little law, that everyone got all upset about and protested: Mandates employers to verify workers' legal status through electronic means, phased in over several years. Also requires reports to be sent to Congress one and two years after implementation to ensure that it is being used. (Title VII) Increases penalties for employing illegal aliens to $7, 500 for first time offenses, $15, 000 for second offenses, and $40, 000 for all subsequent offenses
June 10th, 2006
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http://burnthemexicanflag.ytmnd.com/
June 10th, 2006
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The Hr 4437. Yes, the fence is a little much but there are strides being taken to punish the corporations and people hiring illegals. And of course they aren't going to just say Walmart, Walmart isn't the only company doing it
June 10th, 2006
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5'd for the fact that you actually did your homework. Also, anyone who turns this into a ytmnd gets Friday night access to my vagina: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tm44SympGA
June 10th, 2006
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Plus, if you want to clean my dishes, pick my oranges, and mow my lawn for $10-$20 cash a day (the jobs the majority of illegals take), I don't think anybody is stopping you.
June 10th, 2006
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"Each year, our economy subsists off of illegal immigration." Show me a CEO who's an illegal immigrant and I might not blow a wad on your face.
June 10th, 2006
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Yeah and they're about as likely to enforce that as they are any of the other laws the enforce against conglomorate businesses. Not to mention how the hell are you supposed to tell how long any of these illegals have been here? And before you conservative morons start talking about "believing everything you hear" lets not talk about that because this is the exact issue that the right wing uses as propaganda every time the elections come around.
June 10th, 2006
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"Plus, if you want to clean my dishes, pick my oranges, and mow my lawn for $10-$20 cash a day (the jobs the majority of illegals take), I don't think anybody is stopping you." Below Minimum Wage. Nice Try. Nothing can justify an illegal act, sorry.
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I still hate wetbacks. and today i was downtown and every homeless man that asked me for money was black. I'm not saying black people are lazy, I'm just saying that white people work for their money. KKK PRIDE. I just pwn't africans.
June 10th, 2006
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Plus, if you want to clean my dishes, pick my oranges, and mow my lawn for "$10-$20 cash a day (the jobs the majority of illegals take), I don't think anybody is stopping you." Or was that smuggling cocaine into the US?
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To codeblue: Sucking off a tit, hardly. I work for a pumping company, I pull down almost $2000 a week and drive a brand new Mazda B3000(see the redneck mazda ytmnd to see it)... What do you drive?
June 10th, 2006
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If the law did pass and the people knew that this was supposed to be enforced, the goverment would have to enforce it. When they illegal immigration blew up in Wal-mart's face, the people did fight against Wal-Mart. In fact, Wal-mart was forced to pay 11 million dollars in damages. And btw, I'm not republican nor am I very conservative. I just actually can see a problem and want to try and fix it.
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87% of illegals are linked to violent crime? WTF. Also, we could've saved $8 trillion by not voting Bush into office. That's how deep in the hole the US is 'cause of that âuckhead. For that money we could probably afford all the illegals and give them a lifetime subscription to cable internet.
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" I pull down almost $2000 a week and drive a brand new Mazda B3000" You lack perspective. Try to support 5 children six feet under the poverty line, then come back with opinions, assjacket.
June 10th, 2006
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AMEN, they are draining the economy, if they can come here legally, good for them; they will pay taxes and be a working part of America.
June 10th, 2006
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no way... they'll come here in canada instead!
June 10th, 2006
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Everyone who downvotes this is either an Illegal or retarded. We should deport everyone who downvotes this ytmnd
June 10th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
June 10th, 2006
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I dont care who the HELL you are if you are going to be a LEGA citizen and be loyal to your country! You have to be either far too left or far too stupid to think that we should allow Hordes of Latinos to transcend our borders willy-nilly and totally ruin our economy's financial solvency, not to mention increase the crime rate, ruin our hospitals and schools, and make life miserable for everyone.
June 10th, 2006
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thank you, this really need to be said.. and people who refuse to accept facts about illegals and bleeding hearts, there is such a thing as LEGAL immigration...dumbasses
June 10th, 2006
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My illegal immigration reform? Sniper rifles and barbed wire.
June 10th, 2006
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im latino, my family came legally, and live in a crappy neighborhood..why should people who hop fences get a free ride? i've been working since i was 14 for these people?! hell no (get rid of welfare too plz :) )
June 10th, 2006
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Are you ridiculous? 20 Billion is chump change on a federal scale, for an economy that makes Trillions a year. You could make many times the same amount by rolling back GWB's tax reforms on the super-rich.
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Also, I support a wall, but I also support the legalization of those that are already here. Why? 'Cause then they'd have to pay taxes. Hell of a lot cheaper than spending even more money deporting all of them. All of you lack perspective.
June 10th, 2006
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not funny but interesting research
June 10th, 2006
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you forget that these people are POOR and cant AFFORD to pay. also, where do you send them? back to their home country to die? money isnt the only thing in this world you sick bastard.
June 10th, 2006
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I think hitler made this YTMND , cause its full of BS.
June 10th, 2006
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lets give them all one bullet, but we have to deliver them at a very high speed
June 10th, 2006
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I was diggin' this site until you started breaking in with the political sh*t. DEY TOOK OUR JERBS!!! DERKA DERRR!!
June 10th, 2006
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lol... I live in Canada. Poor Mexicans.
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We need more leaders like Hitler. also hail satan.
June 10th, 2006
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23 Billion Dollars could buy... a red cross center, an aircraft carrier, 6 africans, and a computer
June 10th, 2006
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5'd. People need to f*cking realize that illegal immigrants are just that, illegal. If they want to come to the U.S., fine, but they have to do so legally, and follow the law once they're here.
June 10th, 2006
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And add that the illegals while in America do not earn a higher wage. LEGAL imagrents however do. Illegals don't get the advantages they came here for. They are getting screwed ever bit as much as the rest of us.
June 10th, 2006
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I don't come to YTMND to be educated about crap I already know, I come to be entertained. YOU FAIL IT!
June 10th, 2006
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I honestly dont give a hell , id prefer canada , because this country is going to sh*t.
June 10th, 2006
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i agree
June 10th, 2006
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say whatever you want about this but its simalar (also, flame me as much as you want you pricks): a group of people will eventually rise up and convince the nation that illegals should be exterminated. it happened in the modern world. germany circa 1930's and 40's? nazis convincing the rest of germany that exterminating jews and other minorities was ok? sound familiar?
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This country has been in need of a serious ethnic cleansing for a long f*cking time.
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Illegal immigrants drain the economy. End of story. Wall? Unethical. Every other wall in history has ended badly... Reforms and huge fines for companies hiring illegal immigrants? Good. If companies are forced to pay the same wages to immigrants and citizens, then any incentive to hire the immigrant in the first place is effectivly destroyed.
June 10th, 2006
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coralary: also cocks.
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We should build a wall and then cover it with solar panels, and since the wall would be making its own energy we might as well electrify it.
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Melting pot my ass. See where it's gotten our culture? Compared to 50 years ago, crime has skyrocketed, along with inflation, corruption, poverty, and suprise, illegal immigration.
June 10th, 2006
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Codeblue, your argument is weak. The original settlers fought a long time for this land, be it the British, French, or Spaniards. The original natives of the land have nothing to do with the base of this argument, all countries have natives that have lost wars and land from them. If a citezen of another country wants to come work in the US, they should go about doing so legally and live here legally rather then having the ones who are here legally cover the debts caused from it.
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"Compared to 50 years ago, crime has skyrocketed, along with inflation, corruption, poverty, and suprise, illegal immigration." Also, Republicans.
June 10th, 2006
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We really do need to protect our borders for reasons of immigration and security. I'm amazed at how much effort we put into stopping drug trafficking all while we leave our back and side door wide open. As far as the immigrants here we need find a middle ground, they need to speak English, pay taxes and they need to be documented. I'm afraid we are no longer the land of opportunity and we cannot support the worlds problems anymore. The rest of the world needs to grow up a little and Mexico needs to fix i
June 10th, 2006
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I agree
June 10th, 2006
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June 10th, 2006
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Laxbum, Hitler rallied the Germans against the Jew's after WWI left Germany in ruins and debt. He built the people up restoring factories by building his war machine, and used the Jews as the figurehead of what lead to their earlier defeat. There are many differences between then and now. I highly doubt a figurehead of the government we have can persuade the country to simply kill people because of ethnicity or legal status.
June 10th, 2006
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Was going to make a comment about politicial YTMNDs, then realized I'd rather point out that the "we all are immigrants" fails because there's a fundamental distionction between legal immigrants (and those who set up the country, so there was no law to violate) and illegal ones.
June 10th, 2006
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Auto-five
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If the Mexicans set up a more stable governemnt and payed their own taxes, instead of coming here and dodging theirs, in a few short years Mexico would be in MUCH better shape
June 10th, 2006
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Titties
June 10th, 2006
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fact are true if you think about it. I'm just wanting to see what will happen when the borders are shut off completely.
June 10th, 2006
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serious ytmnd automatic 1
June 10th, 2006
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so much propoganda in that movie... 23 billion dollars lost? More like businesses dont have to pay those taxes so 23 billion is put into the economy. Not to mention the money saved from hiring people below the minimm wage. Do you really think that illegal immigrants live in 2 story suburban houses and each $13 per hour? Propaganda = 1 star, if you dont like it move to canada
June 10th, 2006
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we don't know what we're talking about. so stop pretending to know the answers. as in most cases, the truth is probably more complicated than we can imagine.
June 10th, 2006
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Where the hell do you get that illegals account for 87% of violent crime? If you're going to bullsh*t in your YTMND try to have it be slightly believable.
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top 15 :)
June 10th, 2006
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Get the illegals OUT!
June 10th, 2006
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Losermeetsworld, there is a vast ammount of corruption in the Mexican government still I believe. It may take more work then just a few years, but if the Mexican people rally together, it may be possible to overcome both the corruption and the drug trafficing the country faces. I'd like to note, Cuba is also another source of illegal immigrants that may need to be discussed.
June 10th, 2006
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and lazylink, no one said immigrants live like that in america. anyway, why don't you guys try telling a father of 3 to his face that he should get out of america, and that he shouldn't be able to make money to send back home for his family? would you be able to?
June 10th, 2006
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f*cking Win
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87% TIED to violent crimes. That doesn't necissarily denote direct involvment, but involved non the less.
June 10th, 2006
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ahhh. but see sonicjr, statistics like the ones in this ytmnd and an amazing PR image can go a long way. hitler also had those. history repeats itself. but my plan is to move to britain if this nation goes to hell anyway. call me a pussy but i say even rats flee a sinking ship.
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Also, LazyLink raises a good point. Upwards of $60 trillion are hidden away from the goverment in overseas funds/accounts. Tax those. But who refuses to tax the rich? Republicans. âucking plutocracy.
June 10th, 2006
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the illegal immigrant linked to 87 percent of violent crime couldnt be more wrong, i don't know what your sourcees are but you might want to check more legit ones
June 10th, 2006
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US citizens are the real illegal immigrants,.... Native Americans k thx bye
June 10th, 2006
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actually i am changing heart about this ytmnd. its just FLAMEBAIT. 1'd and nsfw'd. make something funny.
June 10th, 2006
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....political fads are never funny, you missed the point of making a fad.....btw, change the music to a investigation one, the mistery song doesn't sound good on whatever numbers you were babbling about.
June 10th, 2006
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I support this message
June 10th, 2006
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5 because this has a very good point an the downvoters counter arguments were horrible
June 10th, 2006
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Why are people arguing over illegal immigration reforms? The fact remains that they SHOULD NOT EVEN BE IN THE U.S., hence the title "illegal" immigrant. So any arguments against not ridding them from the country are null and void. They should not be here, thus they deserve no rights that U.S. citizens have, which includes the right to minimum wage. Businesses do not have to pay them jack sh*t. What will they do? Complain? They're here illegally.
October 7th, 2007
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Just because something is a law doesn't make it justified. Any restriction on the immigration of non-diseased non-felons (i.e. 99% of illegal immigrants) is inherently immoral. To grant amnesty to people who violated a stupid law is the right thing to do.
June 10th, 2006
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This is the defenition of brainwashing, you've presented specifically facts that support you and data/statisting that provide no explination nor source. You provide no links to any debate on the issue, nor counterarguments. This is bs.
June 10th, 2006
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illegal immigration has its ups and downs, the country is f*cked without them but with an overflow its f*cked just as much, but fences and vigilante border patrols are'nt going to help
June 10th, 2006
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I agree with you politically, but YTMND is no place for political debate.
June 10th, 2006
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all the money stuff is BS money has no value. The government prints the money. If they wanted to build hospitals, they could. And 23 billion can be made up if you build a few less cruise missiles and jetfighters.
June 10th, 2006
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Amen to that! Preach it my brother!!
June 10th, 2006
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I know! How about we accept that the United States of America has sovereignty over our own country, and therefore has the right to determine immigration policy... and then let's crack down. None of this , "blah blah we're all immigrants" crap.
June 10th, 2006
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if you fine peoople and companys that use immigrants just to avoid paying higher wages or benifets then the problem will soon work its way out
June 10th, 2006
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Spic stole my bike!!!!
June 10th, 2006
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Yay for common sense? Doesn't seem too common thoguh afterall.
June 10th, 2006
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How about we site our sources? I know Maddox is to good for this site ...but oh well http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=walmart
June 10th, 2006
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"YTMND is no place for political debate." If I could bold things for truth, I would
June 10th, 2006
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CITE SOURCES.
June 10th, 2006
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nope, not funny, not funny at all....still waiting for the punch line.....:(
June 10th, 2006
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Time to hunt me some Meji's...
June 10th, 2006
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and also cocks
June 10th, 2006
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infant puncher you dipsh*t imigrants get minimun wage would be a good thing to solve the illegal immigration plicy, who would you hire for the same amount of cash, someone who cant or can barley speak english or someone local who can
June 10th, 2006
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Actually, Codeblue... the CEO of Nautica is taiwanese. SO GO SUCK IT YOU DOUCHEBITCH
June 10th, 2006
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Absolutley excellent.
June 10th, 2006
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Funny, mildly interesting, random joke? Can't seem to find any...
June 10th, 2006
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In Canada, nobody has to pay for hospital
June 10th, 2006
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all in all illegal immigrants arn't going to take your job unless the best job you can get isp icking fruit or flipping burgers.
June 10th, 2006
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You guys are all morons! Do you actually think that debating on a website will solve the problem? Go and do something! And i am a latino whose family came to this country legally and i support that damn fence!
June 10th, 2006
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Illegal immigrants have to pay sales tax. They can rarely afford property for the government to tax because their wages are patheticly low. The government still gets taxes for an illegal immigrants wages, technically, because the person who employs them doesn't get to write them off as a business expense. Their wages count as a part of the employer's income, so it goes to the government through income tax.
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You put dollars twice with that "*$*23 million *dollars*" thingy.... still good...
June 10th, 2006
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"You guys are all morons! Do you actually think that debating on a website will solve the problem? Go and do something! And i am a latino whose family came to this country legally and i support that damn fence!" BS, you probably are a latino who thinks is black, funny how people don't know where they stand
June 10th, 2006
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Wow!
June 10th, 2006
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Oh yeah, and as for stealing jobs, why is our unemployment rate at 4% then? We're at capacity already.
June 10th, 2006
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"2006-06-10 00:40:38 ElTaquito 1 star you forget that these people are POOR and cant AFFORD to pay. also, where do you send them? back to their home country to die? money isnt the only thing in this world you sick bastard." --- Yes it is.
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facinating and accurate. 5
June 10th, 2006
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And to those people who are talking about Native American crap: The United States is a country that was established by people of European descent. It was not created by Native Americans, they merely lived here before the white man under no previously established nation. We are not and were not illegal immigrants because there was no such concept in that time period in America. The concept of illegal immigration came about once the U.S. became an indepent nation.
June 10th, 2006
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...how many American citizens do you expect will want to do the jobs for the pittance the illegal immigrant gets? Nevermind the fact that the businesses themselves are probably benefitting from the amount of money they save in wages paid. Yank all of the illegal immigrants out of the US and watch there be a dramatic shortage of unskilled labour and a dramatic cost-rise in someindustries . US needs illegal immigrants, now just patriate them, tax them, and they gradually become productive members of society ;
June 10th, 2006
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"facinating and accurate", accurate? he didn't cite any of the places he suposedly took the info from, i have seen pretty wild numbers before, but this fad was ridiculous
June 10th, 2006
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then why did he put that information in the video? No point! I seriously people are complaining that illegal immigrants are taking their jobs, what job? mowing the lawn? picking strawberries? Take them! The fact is that illegal immigrants are playing as scapegoats. They are not terrorists; they are not causing foreign and domestic problems. If anything they are helping your local farms hire cheap labor which means lower prices = low inflation = better economy.
June 10th, 2006
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i'm not going to 1 b/c u raise a point, but there is no lost 23 million dollars. We never had it.
June 10th, 2006
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I agree. People don't seem to realize that sites like this are anti-illegal immigrant, not anti-immigrant.
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Also, by putting in the comparison of Americans' wealth compared to Mexicans', you're proving points for the other side. Do we have to be such selfish *ssholes and hoard all the money for ourselves? Can't we give up a little bit from ourselves to make life better for those less fortunate? Can't the billionaires give up a few million to pay for food for starving families?
June 10th, 2006
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Don't try to turn this place into a political site. I agree, keep the Mexicans out, but try to be funny next time, douche
June 10th, 2006
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as for my comment about going to canada, of course i was kidding. And if you didnt know "if you dont like it then go to canada" was coined by republicans' reponses to democrats. You try telling a father of three children that he cant believe what he wants in this country and he should get out.
June 10th, 2006
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I dont see what America you're living in. in the america I live in, I get up at 4 in the morning to work my *ss off for rent, and i'm a white guy.
June 10th, 2006
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anyone who downvotes is a mexican. we gather up all the illegals in america, kick them out in one fell swoop, then after that anyone trying to enter illegally will be treated as an invadeing force and will be shot on sigh. also, cocks
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dancing is forbidden: I agree with that statement completly. We should be able to help them out a litte, I helped build a pavilion for day labourers to keep them out of the 100 degree Texas heat. But if they expect us to take care of them, they need to pay taxes, learn english, and not just be a leech.
June 10th, 2006
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^ i agree with that statement
June 10th, 2006
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I like how everyone's saying it's racist. Dumbasses
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NO LET'S PULL AN AHX MOVE AND BUST UP THEIR STORE YOU NIP BASTAD
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Yes! Yes! Work together! Instead of kicking everybody out onto the streets! Think about it like this: your son is 22 years old but can't get a job. Would you help him get back on his feet or kick him out on the street? Also, to pay taxes, you have to legalize them. To legalize them, educate them. Give free US education to all comers! FREE!
June 10th, 2006
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Dey tuk ar jerbs! But seriously, you cannot stop illegal immigration entirely but I do support some reform mainly cracking down on those who employ illegals and a little more border security. Unless you're a hot latin chick, then you can stay with me. So in sumation, not upvoted or downvoted. Midvoted!
June 10th, 2006
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Awsome Job, Couldnt be any more true
June 10th, 2006
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yep, somewhere there is a guy starving because paco took his job.. living in california i experience this first hand
June 10th, 2006
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AGREE 100% MY FAMILY CAME TO THIS COUNTRY LEGALLY AND LEARNED ENGLISH.
June 10th, 2006
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this is really pointless, the real fact is, all the illegal reform crap is just a political tool, they will never make one to satisfy either side, they need to keep people in awe so they will vote for whoever candidate offers the better solution, the fence is the government's problem, but wasting the national guard's time on the border is absurd, and a f*cking waste of my taxes.
June 10th, 2006
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This site is so full of incorrect, unreliable, and unsourced information that you just might want to call it lies. What a bunch of racist bullsh*t.
June 10th, 2006
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America f*ck YEAH
June 10th, 2006
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great im glad you made this site i am goign to 5 all your sites.
June 10th, 2006
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an upvoter! sweeps, terminate him!!!!
June 10th, 2006
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Laxbum, history repeats itself when not studied thoroughly. As long as modern day historians keep records of the events that take place, humanity can view the events and better predict the various forks in the road. Indeed, it is possible for it to happen with the right amount of events, though highly unlikely. To those who mentioned Canada's free healthcare, it isnt exactly free, the bill is just covered by the taxes they pay.
June 10th, 2006
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first of all the'res no way to proove those numbers since illeagals arent counted in the census. those numbers are complete bulsh*t generated by the same people who claim to spend $20,000 on toilet seats, and 50,000 on hammers. get real. and if you aint a native indian then you are hear illeagally too
June 10th, 2006
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23 Billion Tax Dollars lost is insignificant, we need to focus on how much is being lost on other things, such as tax-breaks for the rich, most notably. Of course, you're a dick, what do you care? These numbers are so insignificant in proportion to the GDP and Gross Tax Income that it doesn't even matter. That's some nice trendwhoring there, y'know, caring about sh*t that newstations tell you to. Also, gtfo ytmnd.
June 10th, 2006
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http://epicprime.ytmnd.com/
June 10th, 2006
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I support what this YTMND stands for,,,, and I married an immigrant! Legal immigrants are getting screwed by these fence hopping bastards.
June 10th, 2006
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anybody that says that american citizens wont do the jobs immigrants do, who picks fruit and digs ditches and mows lawns in europe? not immigrants! if there are jobs and people that need money, the jobs will get done regarless of who does them.
June 10th, 2006
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20 billion could also pay for a few days in Iraq, but apparently that's worth it. Anyway 1 because it's political and not funny, not because I disagree with everything you said, because I don't. But this is a humor site, not a forum for political ads.
June 10th, 2006
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"The government prints the money. If they wanted to build hospitals, they could." Harpoon, you are a dipsh*t :| sup inflation
June 10th, 2006
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Remember we were immigrants who stole land from the natives so America gets what it deserves,THANK YOU MEXICO FOR YOUR AVENGE.
June 10th, 2006
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I agree, White Power.
June 10th, 2006
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i kinda agree with you laxbum, but the thing is that europeans are more active than americans, specially white americans, many are too lazy and rant about anything, this is one of those never ending debates where neither side wants to even consider the other's side posture
June 10th, 2006
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I don't really support immigration reforms, but 5'd for making a well thought out argument (as opposed to "dem stoopid spicks ur steelin' oar jawbs")
June 10th, 2006
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needs better font
June 10th, 2006
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Umaycallusq, thing is the indians never had a form of goverment controlling the land, it was a series of tribes warring for territory. There were no laws, therefore, by Britain forming the colonies and the settlers forming a goverment of their own (making the laws), we indeed are here legally. If you dont descend from the blood of the settlers, then you descend from somebody who more then likely came into this country legally. Therfore the argument that Native Americans are the only legal residents is wrong
June 10th, 2006
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some people are stupid
June 10th, 2006
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If you want to change the world, make a ytmnd :D
June 10th, 2006
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Pitiful. If I wanted a f*cking PSA, I wouldn't be on YTMND, that's for damn sure.
June 10th, 2006
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Informative.
June 10th, 2006
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P.S. - There are legitimate issues in the world to worry about. If the hurricanes threatening to rape the southeast again were illegal immigrants, would you maybe pay attention to them?
June 10th, 2006
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And you wonder why the world hates us? Because people like you value your money over other peoples lives. It's because of your god damn quota that they have to enter illegally. There's no other way. You point out the wages, who the hell wouldn't do anything for a better life? No compassion, viewing all illegals as violent wastes of life, unfunny ytmnd, save your political bullsh*t and step off your soapbox.
June 10th, 2006
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what reforms do you suggest? post people with machine guns at the border and shoot everyone who tries to come over? (i'm sure a bunch of pasty crackers on this site who never leave their basements would love that) or should we actually make an effort to integrate these people into society so that they can contribute to the economy and pay taxes without having to worry about being shipped back to el sh*thole? or should the developed countries of the world stop gang raping underdeveloped nations economically?
June 10th, 2006
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Although I'm sure that the percents on this are innacurate, it still makes a vaild point that. It's sad that so many people these days dont know their heritage or even care about what's happening in the world around them. Yes, it's not as entertaining as other YTMND's, but still, thats not a reason for a one star.
June 10th, 2006
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Bullsh*t.
June 10th, 2006
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These figures could be a bit off, but I don't know. Alot of the downvoters here are really REALLY ignorant. I mean, if you want to start an argument have some evidence and proof of your opinion or you will look like a dumb sh*t.
June 10th, 2006
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1'd for great immigrant justice, im sure i wouldnt like to pick oranges or strawberries..
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^^^^âuck no I'm not ignorant. I research this sh´t like a motherâucker. I know more than anyone else here. Even the creator.
June 10th, 2006
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I agree, references to the percents should be in the description so people can actually see articles for more information.
June 10th, 2006
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and yes they do PAY SALES TAX WHICH THEY DONT GET A REFUND FOR! ass
June 10th, 2006
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Immigration is what built this country. However, if our families simply expected free handouts, care, and overall ride, our country would be no where near what it is today My folks come from India and worked their asses off to get where they are now. Expecting any immigrant, legal or illegal, to have a 'free ride' hurts everyone *including* themselves- how do you teach your children to be successful and self sustaining if you yourself could not do it? However, just blocking them off solves nothing either
June 10th, 2006
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Make the music some Tojano stuff!
June 10th, 2006
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bravo!
June 10th, 2006
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Round up all the illegals in the US, and shoot anyone who tries to cross our border haha
June 10th, 2006
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The diffrence between Cuban illegals and Mexican illegals is Cuba is a communist dictatorship and so Cubans are accepted as political refugees. Mexicans are NOT living under the rule of a ruthless dictatorship (at least not before arriving in the US)
June 10th, 2006
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I say we create a toxin that just wipes them all out in one swoop, but *shrugs shoulders* people say that is "inhumane" whatever......
June 10th, 2006
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Whats with this stupid sh*t? I don't come to YTMND to be educated.
June 10th, 2006
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90% of all statistics contain 5% real juice. Oh and LET ME GET MA MOWA MASSA, I WANTS A CUT UR LAWN
June 10th, 2006
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by the way when I can't get a f*cking job because I can't speak wetback that really pisses me off to no end......
June 10th, 2006
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I was going to say f*ck you and your agenda; but I realized we were on the same side with this one. Lose the typewriter font, it's not 1997 - and I hate to break it to you, but you need to throw in the Geico mascot or something to keep kids' attention.
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5'd for a (more or less) unbiased viewpoint on a very important topic in American politics today.
June 10th, 2006
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Thank you John McCain. You're using the same statistic conjecturing that says by the year 2030, 50% of the US population will be Elvis impersonators. Hm, 23 billion dollars? That's 8% of the cost of the war in iraq so far.
June 10th, 2006
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Simo, you are the one of the many that make the US the feel of Racism. o yea, shoot everyone that crosses the border, would that be considered murder?
June 10th, 2006
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cool
June 10th, 2006
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Welcome to Mcdonnas, senior.
June 10th, 2006
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Omega, you are a big racist, create a Toxin to finish them, that will still not stop them. "I cant speak wetback" It's called Spanish DUMBASS! and we're not the only ones who speak it, mostly all Latin America, Spain, and other countries speak it
June 10th, 2006
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well toad, if you come to "America" f*cking talk "American" not hard
June 10th, 2006
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Codeblue must really to hear the sound of his own voice. Too bad the only outlet for his teenage angst is a computer.
June 10th, 2006
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I don't want to have to wait on some jackass that can't speak a f*cking word of english and has to have their dipsh*t child attempt to translate with their retarded ass.
June 10th, 2006
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Go on over to Snopes, they have some interesting information on the accuracy of your "facts."
June 10th, 2006
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That's why you give them amnesty. Great research on your facts, but not good in depth analysis. Nice try though.
June 10th, 2006
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I'm sorry Omega, but i can also speak "English" and guess what? i can speak BOTH English and Spanish REALLY well, so take that PENDEJO, or BITCH!
June 10th, 2006
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i agree, white power
June 10th, 2006
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well toad maybe you can tell the other 5 hundred people in your family living in your house right at this moment how to speak both very well also
June 10th, 2006
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Also, did you know that the increase in global warming directly correlates with the declining number of pirates in the world?
June 10th, 2006
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people who one = immigrants, gtfo plz k thx...
June 10th, 2006
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Political factual inaccuracies on a comedy site FTB, Bob.
June 10th, 2006
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People who one this site in particular I mean.
June 10th, 2006
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because I get f*cking tired of hearing wetbacks attempt to swear at me and say sh*t at me when I know almost every swear word in spanish thanks to my mexican friend that was born here but knows that he is american not still mexican living in america so he can get some extra cash dipsh*t
June 10th, 2006
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Illegal immigrants suck. ILLEGAL=BREAKING THE LAW. GTFO.
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i like how you complain about lost tax revenue, and the go on to propose that the money could be sent into the benjamin burning furnace that is africa
June 10th, 2006
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Good god, at least learn how to speak english for f*cks sake, how hard is it to become an american? Not that f*ckin hard, apparently it is for mexicans though, rofl, of all the time they spend at the fields here, they could be studying english.
June 10th, 2006
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Now that is f*cking racist Omega, i have 5 members in my family, all of them speak very good english. My father has a Bachelors on English-as-a second Language, my mother also has the same bachelor as my father, my Brother has a Bachelors on British Literature, and my sister has a Bachelors on Computer Information Systems, and i'm attending a school ON THE AMERICAN SIDE OF THE BORDER, and guess what, every member of my family got a bachelor on an American University. So take that!
June 10th, 2006
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"Remember we were immigrants who stole land from the natives so America gets what it deserves,THANK YOU MEXICO FOR YOUR AVENGE." Mexicans aren't stealing our land, they are mooching off our wealth.
June 10th, 2006
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And well, i wouldn't consider myself 100% Mexican since i was born on the United States, but i was raised and grew up here in Mexico
June 10th, 2006
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I have no problems with people who come here and speak english which all mexicans seem to forget is the spoken language in america I have no problem with them I have many mexican friends but they all know english and don't think everyone should be speaking spanish.
June 10th, 2006
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when I can go an apply for a job and not have to make sure I know spanish then I will be happy, but it is bullsh*t that I need to know a language that isn't even my own just to get a f*cking job in my own country.
June 10th, 2006
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Hey I'm gonna try and be Dancing-is-forbidden. "Republicans are bad, we should kill them all. f*ck republicans they must die." Y'know bipartisan politics is what is ruining this country not just f*cking republicans.
June 10th, 2006
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I agree omega, I have absolutely no problem with them either, but at least become a legal citizen, then you'll be okay, but don't don't a f*ckin riot because you can't become one yourself.
June 10th, 2006
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f*ck all Immigrants! http://immigrationz.ytmnd.com/
June 10th, 2006
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exactly everyone of them *ssholes should have been arrested and thrown back in there own country even though in a week they would have all sneaked back over here anyways
June 10th, 2006
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To Dr.Insanity: Are you referring to Illegal immigrants OR all immigrants in general?
June 10th, 2006
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*applause* you should make a movie.
June 10th, 2006
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i work with about 1500 mexicans everyday and trust me it sucks...slow workers untill you say INS then they work 3 times faster
June 10th, 2006
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To Shoover: What about Irak? i think that everyone is losing more in there, and guess what, Bush said that the War will not be over EVEN if he finishes his presidential years
June 10th, 2006
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lol $23 billion...that still wouldnt even dent america's debt from dubya spending trillions on the "war"
June 10th, 2006
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don't even get me started on that retarded excuse of a human being that is our president
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