The Ultimate Bedside Surprise
Created on: June 12th, 2006
The Ultimate Bedside Surprise
LocutusOfBorg 
bedsidesurprise.ytmnd.com
How it would actually happen in real life. Chances are high that the deranged serial killer behind the mask would stab you in the eyeball with a needle a few seconds later.
Prince of Darkness, dreamwithinadreamwithinadream.ytmnd.com, goo
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<< 1 2 3 >>
LocutusOfBorg
June 26th, 2006
7:19:06 PM CDT
(0)
You one me for something that isn't my problem? That's like 1'ing my site because McDonalds screwed up your value meal order.
JasonFrost
June 26th, 2006
8:02:23 PM CDT
(0)
superbe
ericzed
June 27th, 2006
12:13:35 AM CDT
(0)
Scared the sh*t out of me. 5'd.
MuffinBear
June 27th, 2006
8:18:20 AM CDT
(0)
:D
cambot
June 27th, 2006
9:06:28 AM CDT
(0)
carstunts
June 27th, 2006
10:41:44 AM CDT
(0)
ahh the king is back lol
kikibiki
June 27th, 2006
12:53:15 PM CDT
(0)
rofl, every time it replays i laugh! soo funny i love how long he screamed! btw: what was origionally in the bed?
stickjustin
June 27th, 2006
3:49:39 PM CDT
(0)
best ytmnd ever!
Ignoramus
June 27th, 2006
3:58:09 PM CDT
(0)
lol, Descrip is great 5'd for ownage
rerunx5
June 27th, 2006
8:21:00 PM CDT
(0)
zomb
June 28th, 2006
2:54:03 AM CDT
(0)
OMG! ahahahahahah I pissed my pants lol
mstrswrd06
June 28th, 2006
2:22:23 PM CDT
(0)
This makes me laugh every f*cking time.
ideom
June 28th, 2006
3:36:28 PM CDT
(0)
how is this top5 material, i don't get it
link21
June 28th, 2006
8:25:42 PM CDT
(0)
You're the man now dog!
Antoshi
June 28th, 2006
9:49:55 PM CDT
(0)
"how is this top5 material, i don't get it"
Antoshi
June 28th, 2006
9:53:01 PM CDT
(0)
Ah, it messed up my reply. I meant to say "Lol, no brain" to that guy's reply. 5'd.
buckle
June 28th, 2006
9:54:51 PM CDT
(0)
Bring this down please :(
truthseer27
June 28th, 2006
11:46:29 PM CDT
(0)
It's good to be the King...
maninhaze
June 29th, 2006
6:58:20 AM CDT
(0)
what would be even better... if right after he popped up, gave him some breakfast... thats ftw... 5 anyway
FatChildren
June 29th, 2006
5:31:53 PM CDT
(0)
PRETTY DAMN FUNNY
Primate
June 30th, 2006
12:37:15 AM CDT
(0)
I can't believe someone actually remembered Prince of Darkness!
fulgore
June 30th, 2006
4:03:40 AM CDT
(0)
quantity > quality these days on ytmnd.. site is starting to suck dick
TheGreatBacoman
June 30th, 2006
6:11:28 AM CDT
(0)
Where is God now? In Heaven, that's where.
shiegi
June 30th, 2006
6:24:26 AM CDT
(0)
ClinkCom
June 30th, 2006
8:40:48 AM CDT
(0)
Great for capturing what all of else felt when we saw the commercial. Stand strong against the philistines, my friend, this puppy rocks!
MonkeyFriedRice
June 30th, 2006
10:34:17 AM CDT
(0)
theres a BK in my town, im scared =x
Stonehawk
June 30th, 2006
2:05:24 PM CDT
(0)
His god is now dead.
thelurchster
July 1st, 2006
9:55:27 PM CDT
(0)
I'm gonna make him an offer, he can't refuse... ROFL that is just too awesome!
Reina-Mysterio
July 2nd, 2006
2:09:06 PM CDT
(0)
LOL THE KING! 5'D!
Cheesemonkey
July 2nd, 2006
4:00:15 PM CDT
(0)
Heh... great. And the description alone deserves a 5.
tanaciousp
July 2nd, 2006
10:00:24 PM CDT
(0)
hahahahahahahahahah I cannot stopp laughing. Ever since i saw the burger KING, I thought he looked like the next horror movie guy mask!
Syotobe
July 3rd, 2006
12:52:52 AM CDT
(0)
OH NO ITS THE KING
playtheshovels
July 4th, 2006
1:15:14 AM CDT
(0)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blake2006
July 4th, 2006
1:52:34 AM CDT
(0)
KING NOOOOOO
Torent
July 4th, 2006
9:55:49 PM CDT
(0)
lolllllllllll
Link4824
July 5th, 2006
1:32:49 AM CDT
(0)
L O L
BetaV1
July 5th, 2006
1:45:27 AM CDT
(0)
It scared me sh*tless the first time, then makes me laugh.
ifm2181
July 5th, 2006
2:19:40 PM CDT
(0)
I can't stop watching this. It's always funny.
Beastmonkey
July 5th, 2006
5:54:43 PM CDT
(0)
I feel like eating at burger king right now
js
July 5th, 2006
6:08:46 PM CDT
(0)
holysh*t.5
ScaryWhiteGuy
July 6th, 2006
8:34:32 PM CDT
(0)
if only the burger king king would sleep with me :'(
inkdrinker
July 7th, 2006
3:28:15 AM CDT
(0)
You know... it really IS barely different from the original Wake Up with the King commercials and the parodies of it. I'd respect it a lot more if you weren't so disingenuous in defending it.
steampoweredhitler
July 7th, 2006
4:02:37 AM CDT
(0)
THIS IS NOT TRUE. GEORGE ZIMMER IS THE ULTIMATE BEDSIDE SURPRISE
Abel2
July 7th, 2006
10:37:11 AM CDT
(0)
Inkdrinker is an abused child.
thetom54
July 7th, 2006
1:34:53 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG HILARIOUS
javierror
July 7th, 2006
5:00:49 PM CDT
(0)
ok
DetatchablePenis
July 7th, 2006
8:58:56 PM CDT
(0)
hot
KeefReef
July 7th, 2006
11:37:31 PM CDT
(0)
the king.
Saltylicious
July 8th, 2006
6:53:54 PM CDT
(0)
I love you.
VirusElite
July 9th, 2006
3:38:37 AM CDT
(0)
SERIOUSLY what is that he's orginally scared of... a corpse or something?? can i get a picture? i never seen the movie!! i cant even find that scene on teh INTARWEBZ i fail at google :(
greatevilbetty
July 9th, 2006
6:21:48 AM CDT
(0)
Gotta be one of my all-time favorite YTMNDs.
worldcrafter
July 9th, 2006
6:34:49 PM CDT
(0)
you win the burger king intarnet
VampireCrono
July 9th, 2006
8:33:33 PM CDT
(0)
i still laugh 2 weeks after seeing this
ncsu1
July 10th, 2006
12:26:44 AM CDT
(0)
win win win
KtuluCJ77
July 10th, 2006
1:09:09 AM CDT
(0)
congratssssssss on teh love
BRODIEMN
July 10th, 2006
3:58:29 PM CDT
(0)
Changed my vote because it's the only non-scientology related/humourous thing on the top 5.
WhitePhoenix
July 10th, 2006
5:25:58 PM CDT
(0)
Here's an idea to round out the top 5. Remake this one with L.Ron instead of The King.
ConAir
July 10th, 2006
7:51:07 PM CDT
(0)
Great.
Sirwootalot
July 11th, 2006
7:54:25 PM CDT
(0)
I laughed so hard that I farted and burped simultaneously... which made me laugh so even harder than I almost threw up. Best YTMND ever, hands down.
prairiedogeric10
July 11th, 2006
11:03:16 PM CDT
(0)
This is not worthy of being the #5 rated, it is worthy of being the #1 rated! Let's make this pass that old scientology crap and get a FUNNY YTMND on top where it BELONGS!!
mrmasterglitch
July 12th, 2006
7:54:15 PM CDT
(0)
LOL THE FUNNYIST YTMND ON THE WEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! zomg!!!!!!1211111!!11!!!1!!!1(ONE)!!11!!!1!!
baconcow
July 13th, 2006
12:04:40 AM CDT
(0)
First time I saw it I kept it running over and over for like 5 minutes! 5'd
Agh
July 13th, 2006
4:00:59 AM CDT
(0)
seriously, its a good site, but not top 5 worthy at all imo. 1'ing it for now, if it gets off ill vote it up.
fuckingfaggots
July 13th, 2006
4:47:04 AM CDT
(0)
sound needs sync'd
Hellsy
July 13th, 2006
5:32:58 PM CDT
(0)
where is your god now
DeepEyes
July 13th, 2006
8:59:44 PM CDT
(0)
OMGWTFBBQ, LMAO. NICE!
Lateralus01
July 14th, 2006
5:48:29 AM CDT
(0)
No matter where you are.. No matter where you sleep.. the King will find you. And he will creep you the f*ck out. Nice editing/sync job! 5'd
Veemon
July 14th, 2006
12:17:12 PM CDT
(0)
I don't really get why this is so funny..
Acri
July 14th, 2006
4:57:37 PM CDT
(0)
FAV'D!
Deals
July 14th, 2006
6:10:25 PM CDT
(0)
Wake up to the King, baby. Locutus, you're a genius.
Adfest
July 15th, 2006
4:58:51 AM CDT
(0)
I don't get why some can be so harsh with this. This is "waking up with the king" only better. I think BK would have sold more Whoppers had they used this in their advertisement. I don't care if it's a fad, it's a good fad. And find me a good site on ytmnd that ISN'T a fad. I've sent this to too many people not to add it to my favs.
danzorz
July 15th, 2006
11:31:09 AM CDT
(0)
good, not great
Bane-ETC
July 15th, 2006
12:58:33 PM CDT
(0)
WHARES YOUR GOD NOW HMMMMMMMM. I would be scared too if i him next to me to ^^
scattack
July 15th, 2006
1:18:40 PM CDT
(0)
SwordChucksYo
July 16th, 2006
11:55:36 AM CDT
(0)
I saw the movie this is from on TV yesterday! :D
thunderpie69
July 16th, 2006
10:25:55 PM CDT
(0)
This gives a WHOLE new meaning to "wake up with the king"
maplejet
July 17th, 2006
3:14:07 PM CDT
(0)
The King always means a 5
fortytwo
July 17th, 2006
8:23:12 PM CDT
(0)
XD
altjason
July 21st, 2006
12:54:49 AM CDT
(0)
I f*cking died laughing. The King pwns all.
hitmanblack
July 21st, 2006
10:23:27 PM CDT
(0)
wake up the king. Or try new sleep with the king.
Ju87s
July 23rd, 2006
11:46:20 PM CDT
(0)
your ytmnd makes it look like the palestinians and lebonese are the guilty ones. They are not.
mikeejimbo
July 24th, 2006
9:34:07 AM CDT
(0)
That scared me, and very little scares me
sexymofo
July 25th, 2006
7:04:16 PM CDT
(-1)
you fail, please try again ^_^
coffeeslinger
July 25th, 2006
7:44:20 PM CDT
(0)
Yes.
JoeLoud
July 26th, 2006
10:46:13 PM CDT
(0)
also fav'd
altjason
July 26th, 2006
11:09:55 PM CDT
(0)
+5 King pwns all.
MMBosstone737
July 28th, 2006
7:46:40 PM CDT
(0)
lol
ElMightyosRonnicus
July 29th, 2006
10:51:41 AM CDT
(0)
At least it wasn't Counting Crows.
PCF
July 29th, 2006
2:33:17 PM CDT
(0)
i knew it
tgyfr
July 29th, 2006
6:35:35 PM CDT
(0)
I love you
SenorMcChubbs
July 29th, 2006
9:05:38 PM CDT
(0)
wake up with a 5'd
Elephant
July 31st, 2006
3:57:36 PM CDT
(0)
PEANUTS!
Wyldling
August 4th, 2006
1:59:14 PM CDT
(0)
very well done
FairDuel
August 5th, 2006
6:02:11 PM CDT
(0)
Please explain how the Burger King could possibly move next to the man seen in the clip within such a short time frame? Completely moronic.
prairiedogeric10
August 7th, 2006
3:28:50 PM CDT
(0)
catching up on my voting now that I can again! I haven't been able to vote since early June
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL
August 8th, 2006
6:44:53 PM CDT
(0)
F*CK UR BLURS N*GG*
Asfastasican
August 12th, 2006
4:47:43 PM CDT
(0)
It's hard to find a YTMND that made me laugh this hard.
bigdawg
August 13th, 2006
8:49:42 PM CDT
(0)
THIS ALMOST GAVE ME A F*CKIN HEART ATTACK! 5'd for the scare factor and fave'd.
kOnTrAbAnDiX
August 14th, 2006
3:48:09 PM CDT
(0)
Holy crap, I just s.hit myself! Sombody should make one of him waking up to a downvote!
pkim13
August 16th, 2006
6:39:25 PM CDT
(0)
rofl
kurosen
August 17th, 2006
2:19:08 PM CDT
(0)
Trying to imagine this happening to someone... you just wake up and there's the king.... What the hell do you do? That's it, you're screwed, it's over, the end! :p fav'd
Horadrius
August 18th, 2006
5:03:17 PM CDT
(0)
TwilightDreams
August 20th, 2006
5:31:54 PM CDT
(0)
........Kiefer Sutherland?
Bobdole23
August 22nd, 2006
8:49:24 PM CDT
(0)
lol the king
aphextron
August 22nd, 2006
10:06:33 PM CDT
(0)
ahahahahha the scream is priceless
GHrsn
August 23rd, 2006
12:49:41 AM CDT
(0)
LMAO... Thats the reality to "Waking up with the king" that they never show you in the commercials.
AmuroRay
August 24th, 2006
10:54:23 AM CDT
(0)
what happened the the NEDM one i liked that one
allismine
August 25th, 2006
6:49:53 AM CDT
(0)
That Burger King guy freaks the sh*t outta me.
Loto25
August 25th, 2006
1:12:21 PM CDT
(0)
total plot twist!
Aramek
September 1st, 2006
12:09:12 AM CDT
(0)
Flawless. ^_^
adim
September 2nd, 2006
6:20:36 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHA!! I died XD
Apocali
September 2nd, 2006
9:16:51 PM CDT
(0)
All hail the King!
InnocentDarkside
September 4th, 2006
4:01:35 PM CDT
(0)
I have nightmares like that.
David12345
September 4th, 2006
11:11:39 PM CDT
(0)
HarryJ
September 5th, 2006
2:15:47 AM CDT
(0)
nice
hmmm
September 5th, 2006
10:12:43 AM CDT
(0)
yay! ***** i just scroll down and see 5 5 5 fav 5 4 5 5 fav fav 5
rickyeglacias
September 5th, 2006
1:11:21 PM CDT
(0)
to be honest, this is probably the best ytmnd ever created. i said i wasnt going to vote anymore because *ssh*l*es were downvoting my sh*t, but this deserves a 6
Dey
September 10th, 2006
1:02:45 AM CDT
(0)
XDDDDD
Twone
September 17th, 2006
7:33:50 PM CDT
(0)
Funny stuff.
K7
September 18th, 2006
8:25:45 AM CDT
(0)
wake up. with the king
gothichyppie
September 18th, 2006
3:40:47 PM CDT
(0)
I'll never stop laughing at that, good job!
Rasico
September 22nd, 2006
7:22:21 PM CDT
(0)
beautiful
C-Euro
September 23rd, 2006
8:57:42 PM CDT
(0)
God damn that would be scary. What was originally there?
soxondarox
October 1st, 2006
9:46:36 PM CDT
(0)
Is this from the movie House?
AJ47
October 8th, 2006
10:08:40 AM CDT
(0)
lol i admit he is scary
wisdumcube
November 19th, 2006
1:47:16 AM CST
(0)
This is the way the original commercial should have been made.
momthinksimcool
December 4th, 2006
5:34:08 AM CST
(0)
this one's ok (going through top rated stuf mostly krap)
Roastmasters
December 17th, 2006
9:20:53 AM CST
(0)
ROTFLMFAOLOL THE ULTIMATE BEDSIDE SUPRISE INDEED! Reminds me of sneak king......
kwonni
January 29th, 2007
1:14:34 AM CST
(0)
xYukix
February 12th, 2007
5:09:44 PM CST
(0)
Wake up with the King.
Mutix
March 10th, 2007
11:31:42 AM CST
(0)
Hot dog trolley is on the shotgun.
Jorgezoltan
August 1st, 2007
1:25:06 AM CDT
(0)
i feel weird favoriting this since it was at 666 users.
thelightningoverlord
August 1st, 2007
3:17:07 AM CDT
(0)
OMFG
Airplane
October 10th, 2007
7:27:41 PM CDT
(0)
First Class!
ytho
October 20th, 2007
6:30:49 PM CDT
(0)
YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
mgundude
January 20th, 2008
11:01:18 PM CST
(0)
The best part of waking up...
woman
April 29th, 2014
2:28:26 PM CDT
(0)
4.
DarthWang
February 22nd, 2023
8:42:02 PM CST
(0)
6 for original
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