Scientology uses the E-Meter
Created on: June 12th, 2006
Scientology uses the E-Meter

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June 12th, 2006
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quit tring to copy those other scientology ytmnd's out there and this isnt even funny
June 12th, 2006
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No, it isn't funny. But it is interesting to know how poorly scientology fails...again. I 5'd it.
June 12th, 2006
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Geranimal didn't even watch it... it's definitely over a minute long and he 1'd it a few seconds after I made it
June 14th, 2006
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Ah, Oingo Boingo. I knew this already, but 4d for music.
June 15th, 2006
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lol
June 15th, 2006
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Wikipedia also says hubbard was interestred in physics but only got F's. He could just come up with dark matter and dark energy but he just got too many F's for that.
June 15th, 2006
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wow...mental mass is something new, but non existant
June 18th, 2006
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June 18th, 2006
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nice one. I was woundering what bullsh*t science they had behind those devices.
June 18th, 2006
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no wonder I'm so skinny. I have no imagination :(
June 18th, 2006
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i agree, http://emeter.ytmnd.com
June 18th, 2006
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your totaly wrong, thinking does make you fat.
June 18th, 2006
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it pisses me off that the open mockery of my religion is encouraged and rewarded at this site.
June 18th, 2006
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people can gain 30lbs in mental mass? That enough energy to melt an entire city. Remember the formula E=MC^2.
June 18th, 2006
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I don't want to turn this off because of the song, you *sshole.
June 18th, 2006
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In a little under two weeks, YTMND has succesfully educated me on the complete lack of sanity in SCIENTOLOGY. Amazing. Good thing I already knew all the other religions were f*cking loonies as well. You win!
June 18th, 2006
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actually, e-meters just measure your body resistance. a modified ohm meter =P
June 18th, 2006
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5 for weird science music
June 18th, 2006
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Additional 5 comment for laughing at SpaceDolphin's comment
June 18th, 2006
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this isnt all that great a ytmnd..but i loled so 5
June 18th, 2006
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5 for the song
June 18th, 2006
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Of course he didn't actually invent the e-meter he just calls it an e-meter. It's overly sensitive and dosen't do what it was intended to do. It's results are effectively random.
June 18th, 2006
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"it pisses me off that the open mockery of my religion is encouraged and rewarded at this site." Let's see. My Religion (and a few like it) get accused of folowing Satan. Never mind that Saten is part of the Christian religion and has nothing to do with my religion or any religion remotely similer to mine. Also non-christians such as myself often ridicule Christians. Atheists bad mouth everyone and get the same in return. But only one religion sues everyone on the planet "religously" over it.
June 18th, 2006
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Judge me by my size do you? The force is not strong with you.
June 18th, 2006
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Funny. Sydd is hungry for mental mass.
June 18th, 2006
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My Thetan is Dying. Please Send Cash.
June 18th, 2006
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Words...words...words.. These ytmnds are pretty boring.
June 18th, 2006
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No humor, intolerant, 1
June 18th, 2006
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Excellent! You sir, are teh win!
June 18th, 2006
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so if i want to lose weight i just have to stop remebering things right? take that weight watchers!!
June 18th, 2006
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Nice research. Mental mass... haha... sounds a bit like that experiment they did to check the "mass" of a soul (to prove it's existance)... all non-conclusive, naturally...
June 18th, 2006
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Wow, what a load of crap!
June 18th, 2006
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too damn long, and not even funny to boot.
June 18th, 2006
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Not worth the watch
June 18th, 2006
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Open mockery of religion FOR...THE...WIN. It's like a blue screen of death for Scientology.
June 18th, 2006
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-3 for music, disctracted me from the reading a lot, wich was good.
June 18th, 2006
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I'm getting sick of these Scientology YTMNDs Max is in enough trouble
June 18th, 2006
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uninteresting, tl;dw, etc.
June 18th, 2006
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science pawns scientology
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5'd for the space dolphins!
June 18th, 2006
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+5 for music
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You need to spin the mental mass thing into a Kirstie Alley fat joke.
June 18th, 2006
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I just saw this YTMND, remembered it, and now I'm fat. Thanks, *sshole.
June 18th, 2006
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A 3 for effort and learning and a nother star because I like the song.
June 18th, 2006
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LoL, Eekdacat, you got pwnt!
June 19th, 2006
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1. Uber-funny. E-meter == galvanometer is priceless. Very nice 2. Miss. "it pisses me off that the open mockery of my religion is encouraged and rewarded at this site," has obviously not seen the thousands of religion related mockeries on this site. You believe it it's fair game. I even laugh at some of the Jesus ones, despite being Christian. So get the stick out of your *ss and smile, babe. ;)
June 26th, 2006
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LOL, that's why L.Ron was such a sh*tty science fiction writer, he didn't know sh*t about scientific concepts, I doubt he even created that machine. Spacedolphin is a scientoligist.
June 26th, 2006
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All in all good. One inaccuracy lie detectors are almost as bogus as e-meters.
June 28th, 2006
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Wow its amazing the kids that you see in these comments.
July 4th, 2006
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Wierd Science is right...
July 4th, 2006
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Damn it, I think I spelled "weird" wrong...
July 7th, 2006
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No wonder ditzy blondes are all skinny... L. Ron might have been on to something there. but yeah its all bullsh*t.
July 11th, 2006
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+5 for Oingo Boingo, -1 for obviousness.
July 17th, 2006
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i actually used one today, the auditor pinched my friend who used one, and the needle shot up. the guy was like "SEE THAT SEE THAT? ITS STRESS!"
July 25th, 2006
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5 for the song not funny, but fun to watch
July 26th, 2006
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I'd say it is INDEED the bullsh*t option.
August 1st, 2006
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Save me Tom Cruise! Put the fire out with your witchcraft!
August 3rd, 2006
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So fat people just have awesome memories and are filled to the brim with thetans.
August 3rd, 2006
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BTW, I can't believe spacedolphin actually referred to scientology as a religion.
August 7th, 2006
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ewww, get the thetans out of my fat body!
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It all makes sense now.
August 7th, 2006
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The E-Meter: I vote fact.
August 7th, 2006
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Oh sh*t, them I must be larger than a whale if I gain weight through imaginating things! No wonder hollywood is so braindead!
August 10th, 2006
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i just thought myself 30 pounds thinner, THANKS L RON!
August 10th, 2006
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Holy sh*t, what is up with all of these scientology YTMND's? They're not funny, I don't know what it's about, I don't care what it's about, but they can believe whatever the hell they want to believe in.
August 10th, 2006
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It's strange how people believe is this crap. This is as ridiculous as Santa Claus.
August 13th, 2006
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Oh, so that's why when people say they just think about eating chocolate and putting on weight, it's actually scientology....
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Compliments from your friendly neighborhood upvoter!
August 27th, 2006
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fav'd for the song
August 30th, 2006
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August 31st, 2006
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nice choice of music, have a 5 for your effort =)
September 1st, 2006
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Music saves it.
September 1st, 2006
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are we supposed to be surprised that scientology is bullsh*t?
September 1st, 2006
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Failed.
September 1st, 2006
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i used an e-meter at the l. ron museum in hollywood. they asked me to think different things, like stressful situations. so i thought of rainbows and chocolate milkshakes. the chick said it was very traumatic.
September 9th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
September 9th, 2006
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Finally, a scientology YTMND without that damn Rise of Satan song.
September 9th, 2006
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
September 23rd, 2006
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Scientology sucks, but so do powerpoint presentations.
January 4th, 2007
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he was a pretty chunky dude...
February 10th, 2007
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Hubbard fails at sanity.