Church sign sticks it to santa
Created on: June 26th, 2006
Church sign sticks it to santa
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June 26th, 2006
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jesus doesnt hand out presents. booyah
June 26th, 2006
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lol...the audacity!
June 26th, 2006
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lol, audacity.
June 26th, 2006
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But he was tortured in Iraq for Jesus!
June 26th, 2006
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OWNED!
June 26th, 2006
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Too bad it's fake.
June 27th, 2006
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It was on the real sign page.
June 27th, 2006
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The hell? I live a few minutes away from that church. 0_o
June 27th, 2006
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Im not that big of a fan of Jesus.
June 27th, 2006
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"But he was tortured in Iraq for Jesus!" -- not santa's balls!
June 27th, 2006
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Santa earns revenue for the economy. The better the economy, the lower the unemployment rate. Therefore less people are on unemployment and earning virtually nothing because of him. People on unemployment have a higher tendency to commit crimes that can effect people psychologically or physically. Therefore, Santa Claus saved many people in this modern-day society so f*ck off church.
June 27th, 2006
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What the Bible doesn't tell you as that, after he respawned, Jesus flew around giving everyone Gamecubes.
June 27th, 2006
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HAHAHA oh wait you made that with the church sign generator site.
June 27th, 2006
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Hockey, Santa is a capitalist. Capitalism drains worlds resourses and creates a higher standard of living, meaning we are happy only when we have pointless crap. Also Santa does very little for the unemployment rate, He only hires Elves, and I suspect his operation is a sweatshop.
June 27th, 2006
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"HAHAHA oh wait you made that with the church sign generator site." WRONG! It's on the real sign page. The website doesn't even offer that sign as a template. Learn to read.
June 27th, 2006
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Ouc. Mr Clause needs a new food binge now...
June 27th, 2006
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SANTA DOESN"t DIE!
June 27th, 2006
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god damn...
June 27th, 2006
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Mispelling = 2 generator = -1
June 27th, 2006
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Jesus never gave me any goddamn Legos either >:(
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OH SNAP!
June 27th, 2006
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^_^
June 27th, 2006
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"Yes, we at the evangelical church of douchebags find that making innocent children riding down the street with their mothers cry brings more people to the faith than anything we have yet tried."
June 27th, 2006
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where were we prior to pointless crap? We were in the dark ages of absolutley nothing useful happening to society. The peasents and the feudal system ran through for 1000 years with the only significant events being the Crusades and the Battle of Hastings. Monarchies were horrible governmental systems because people were born into what they'd be. Communism doesn't work due to the human nature of wanting more. Dictatorships...like monarchies basically. Capitalist Democracies suck *ss but theyre the best now
June 27th, 2006
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http://tinyurl.com/preview.php?num=jepov
June 27th, 2006
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9 times out of 10 the people supporting maintaining such a grand lie for our children are the same ones supporting the maintaining of such a grand lie for the masses.
June 27th, 2006
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Acually I agree, I was just joking around making the debate seem political and important.
June 27th, 2006
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I wonder if Jesus does anal. I hope so...cause he's one hot motherf*cker.
June 27th, 2006
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5 for buttsex
June 27th, 2006
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GTFO CHRIS CRINGLE
June 27th, 2006
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lol matt i know, i thought by continuing it....hmm whatever i tended to accomplish nothing out of that except for typing stuff
June 27th, 2006
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Santa > Jesus in the presents department thou
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Yea, but Saint Nicholas was a good guy. Too bad the poor dudes image got all nasty and capitalist.
June 27th, 2006
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Jesus died for our sins, it's the gift that keeps on giving. Stupid kids rather have Pokemon.
June 27th, 2006
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Santa died for ONE person, his master SATAN!
June 27th, 2006
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Unfortunately, Jesus doesn't give me gifts. Oh sure, I can bring in the eternal gift of life card but I am probably going to hell anyways.
June 27th, 2006
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.................yet.
June 27th, 2006
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"Unfortunately, Jesus doesn't give me gifts. Oh sure, I can bring in the eternal gift of life card but I am probably going to hell anyways." It's not that hard. Your not going to hell cause you racked up to many sins, you just have to try to live for Jesus.
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Santa doesn't exist. GGPWNT
June 27th, 2006
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:(
June 27th, 2006
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One of the most amazing feats of Saint Nicholas however was that he lived to a ripe old age and died peacefully in his own bed. At a time where most saints earned their place in heaven by dying for their faith in manners most unusual and cruel, this definitely made him stand out (together with Saint Martin, who also died of natural old age) and definitely aided to his 'popularity' in every way of the word. -Wikipedia on Saint Nicholas. :P
June 27th, 2006
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Now that's just low.
June 27th, 2006
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Santa > Jesus. I think the threat of getting a box full of coal is a better incentive to do good than "hell". Silly silly christians...
June 27th, 2006
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1 - 0 Christianity
June 27th, 2006
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f*ck ya!
June 27th, 2006
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Oooh, burn, bitch... but actually, Santa at one time was the 'Holly King'. In Pagan religions he was important. But, Christians don't care.. we Pagans are all going to hell either way. :P
June 27th, 2006
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pwned
June 27th, 2006
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lol, just flat out downtalking santa
June 27th, 2006
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they pwned santa
June 27th, 2006
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Ouch. Santa got pwned.
June 27th, 2006
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-1 for possibly being related to Tom Cruise.
June 27th, 2006
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yeah but Jesus ain't given anything to no one either
June 27th, 2006
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i lol'ed for 20 minutes straight.
June 27th, 2006
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hahah
June 27th, 2006
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fgh
June 27th, 2006
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5 because I dig it-- -1 for not coming up with a better song--"Awesome God" has been done to death (pun?) around here. How about a blatantly Christian Christmas song?
June 27th, 2006
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church sign generator...gg
June 27th, 2006
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OMG THAT'S AWESOME! XD
June 27th, 2006
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capitalism bashing gets you a 1
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they are both fake
June 27th, 2006
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i lol'd
June 27th, 2006
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Jesus is a myth. Santa's a real guy. Santa wins.
June 27th, 2006
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OH SHI-
June 27th, 2006
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4'd for both Jesus and Santa
June 27th, 2006
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Oh it's real? Heh. Kinda funny.
June 27th, 2006
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haha *sshole churches
June 27th, 2006
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ahah Santa didn't see that comign i wager.. :D
June 27th, 2006
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GeatBaconMan, santa doesnt exist?!?! :(
June 27th, 2006
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Except he was persecuted for being a christian by Diocletian and lived his life working for the poor. You lose, good day sir!
June 27th, 2006
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They're ignorant. St.Nicholas was a saint who delivered toys to poor children on Christmas.
June 27th, 2006
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Fake = Down vote
June 27th, 2006
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LMAO...4'd for easiness
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How true. Santa grants presents that we'll throw away probably, but Jesus grants ETERNAL LIFE. A far better present IMHO.
June 27th, 2006
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Yeah, but did Jesus ever conquer the Martians?
June 27th, 2006
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Jesus > Santa. Even Santa says so himself: http://tinyurl.com/mraca
June 27th, 2006
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OH SNAP
June 27th, 2006
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why is this top 15 =/
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"Why is this in the top 15" ... Down voting won't help it get out of the top 15 since it's based on VIEWS. You sir fail.
June 27th, 2006
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it's true, santa never died for anyone. and jesus saves more people than capitalism could ever do.
June 27th, 2006
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Didn't DIE for anybody...UM apparently they haven't seen a little film called "The Santa Clause" starring Tim Allen.
June 27th, 2006
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Well, Jesus never left a Super Nintendo underneath a tree in my living room.
June 27th, 2006
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Lets see Jesus fly around the world on a sleigh
June 27th, 2006
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ouch.
June 27th, 2006
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are god is an awesome he reigns!
June 27th, 2006
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LOLZ, even though I hate churches that put up clever sayings in their signs because 99% of the time it just makes other people laugh at Christianity, this one's actually very funny.
June 27th, 2006
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June 27th, 2006
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He died for Lobo.
June 27th, 2006
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santa is pwned
June 27th, 2006
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f*ck off santa
June 27th, 2006
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Damn right he didn't.
June 27th, 2006
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santa got burned
June 27th, 2006
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FACE Santa.
June 27th, 2006
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The church thinks that we think Santa is Jesus
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Jesus > Santa. I think you can definitely put your money on the King of Kings for this one.
June 27th, 2006
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hahaha i love it. pwnt by the truth. i mean whats a better gift? eternal life or black socks? :p
June 27th, 2006
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But did Jesus ever bring me Transformers and Nintendo? I think not!
June 27th, 2006
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I guess the church has had it with Santa.
June 27th, 2006
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YTMND: herding the lost sheep?
June 27th, 2006
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YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR. Bottom right of the image.
June 27th, 2006
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All you downvoters are stupid. Thats from the real signs page
June 27th, 2006
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Mix around the letters of santa and you get satan, there I said it.
June 27th, 2006
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4 for the random bastard driving the van.
June 27th, 2006
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lmao
June 27th, 2006
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Santa is immortal.
June 27th, 2006
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santa's overwieght
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o snapszs
June 27th, 2006
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i beg to differ.
June 27th, 2006
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Santa is immortal, Jesus is not. If I had a religion I'd be more inclined to worship the god of shopping then the god of hypocrasy.
June 27th, 2006
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XD
June 27th, 2006
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How you figure? Jesus died and came back. Saint Nicholas died--and stayed dead. Jesus FTW.
June 27th, 2006
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Jesus the person is dead, its an undesputed fact that the man did exist. But there is no credible proof that he rose from the dead. However, the god of shopping has been alive and well a lot longer then Jesus has. I'm not talking about St. Nick, Santa Claus was invented by Coca Cola. St. Nick is losely based on him.
June 27th, 2006
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Jesus > Santa > Tim Allen.
June 27th, 2006
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Santa=owned
June 27th, 2006
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lol Jesus
June 27th, 2006
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No comment. Sign says it all.
June 27th, 2006
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the pope didnt die for anybody
June 27th, 2006
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Upon further inspection I see that you are indeed correct and that you didn't make this with the church sign generator and have changed my vote accordingly.
June 27th, 2006
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But Jesus never gave me anything. LONG LIVE SANTA. Someone should edit that pic of Jesus knocking on someone's door and change it to him knocking on Santa's door. I'd do it but I'm too lazy.
June 27th, 2006
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Give him time, give him time.
June 27th, 2006
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Nice pic for a site, totally ruined by using a sound file that's already been used about a trillion times.
June 27th, 2006
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the only elves Jesus has go to churches. And they do nothing but pray. Santa pimps elf bitches.
June 27th, 2006
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nice find, but 1 for no effort & fad music.
June 27th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
June 27th, 2006
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Hahaha. This wins. Jesus Christ > Satan Claus
June 27th, 2006
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owned santa.
June 27th, 2006
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lol'd irl
June 27th, 2006
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OK--we'll use your criteria then. People who actually existed FTW.
June 27th, 2006
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meh would be more funny if it was real...
June 27th, 2006
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Santa gave me a Playstation, all Jesus gives you is guilt - easy choice. Also Santa has a kick-ass sleigh.
June 27th, 2006
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June 27th, 2006
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Amen
June 27th, 2006
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And i thought santa and jesus were friends...
June 27th, 2006
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Would you expect anything less from an Apostolic church? Besides, neither santa nor jesus will pay my taxes, so f*ck the both of them
June 27th, 2006
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Is that from Seattle? Since I think I saw that sign/place.
June 27th, 2006
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Jesus > santa.
June 27th, 2006
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Santa's empire has just taken a serious blow.
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Wow, good job on the site! I logged in just to 5 this.
June 28th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
June 28th, 2006
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"Santa gave me a Playstation, all Jesus gives you is guilt" Jesus bares all of your guilt for you and gives you eternal peace.
June 28th, 2006
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"Jesus give you guilt"--go get a Bible and find me ONE example of Jesus making someone feel guilty. Don't blame the acts of a few dweebs on Him.
June 28th, 2006
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it's funny because it's true.
June 28th, 2006
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Nice
July 5th, 2006
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The Irony - Neither did Jesus, assuming such a person actually existed.
July 7th, 2006
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There is non-bias historical proof Jesus existed and was killed.
July 9th, 2006
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Actually, after Jesus of Nazareth, aka Jesus Christ respawned, he bought "Red Festive Armor" and "Red Festive Hat", he drank many more potions, he added a beard to his face, and he used the cheat code "n*gg*sstealbikes" to get a reindeer-pulled sleigh. He also summoned many wrapped presents and bought "Large Magic Bag" to place them in.
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5 for a real church being an ass.
July 12th, 2006
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Yeah, what has santa ever done for anyone?
July 15th, 2006
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yeah but jesus never gave me legos
July 19th, 2006
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See, I hate stupid church signs. "Santa never died for our sins" Well, I WAS NEVER TOLD Santa died for my sins. I was told by my parents Jesus died for my sins, and Santa brings presents. Now, I don't care if anyone believes in Jesus or not, but anyone with the IQ above a jar of mayonnaise would be smart enough to understand Christian Thelolgy better then that.
July 20th, 2006
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pwnd
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heh. Funny.
July 28th, 2006
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Everything about this... kicks ass.
July 31st, 2006
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haha
August 12th, 2006
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Awesome.
August 12th, 2006
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PWN3D
August 13th, 2006
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"1's for using a FÄGGOT generator you ßITCH." Um no... I found this pic in the real sign section of the site and also that sign is not available as a generator template. So thanks for the ignorant insult.
August 14th, 2006
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Bah, Raptor Jesus went EXTINCT- top that.
August 18th, 2006
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lol jesus
August 31st, 2006
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Lol, STICK IT TO THE MAN!
September 7th, 2006
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OK, That FRIGGIN RULES!!!!!!
September 8th, 2006
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sh*t
September 11th, 2006
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Kids stay good for santa even after they find out he is fake. Kids aren't good for Jesus even when they do believe in him.
September 15th, 2006
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Michael J Fox is from Canada. He has Parkinson's. When i grow, i want to be just like him.
September 16th, 2006
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Made with the site, no matter what you say. THEIR WATERMARK IS IN THE CORNER! Lame.
December 15th, 2006
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Win
December 24th, 2006
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Yeah, Santa but wasn't stupid enough to get captured by the Romans. I mean, you're the f*cking SON OF GOD and you can't hide from the police????
January 7th, 2007
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I'd rather get free presents than have sins forgiven. LoL.
January 19th, 2007
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ain't dat da truth