The un-funny truth (teksoqp was born here)
Created on: December 5th, 2006
The un-funny truth (teksoqp was born here)
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July 4th, 2006
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now i understand.
April 18th, 2007
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PYEK
June 24th, 2007
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PEEPEPEPEPEPEPEEEPEPEPEEPEPEEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEEEP?
July 4th, 2006
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HAHAHA
July 4th, 2006
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BOOYA. YTMND needs to stop being PowerPoint Presentations!
July 4th, 2006
(1)
teksoqp
July 5th, 2006
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LMAO
July 5th, 2006
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LSkds219sdfkl;apdsfl. dsaaskljdsfa;hfhhfks oioiasud oicklj klasdjaoiwqow? dsfh! DLS
July 5th, 2006
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TEKSOQP!
July 5th, 2006
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Lol! XD
July 5th, 2006
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indeed
July 5th, 2006
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TEKSOQP! Of course!!
July 5th, 2006
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LOL
July 5th, 2006
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you're one of my favorite YTMNDers. this is a great parody
July 5th, 2006
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I see.. I must go off now to role on the floor and laugh my he head off.! THIS IS THE MOST FUNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MONTHS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! no joke about it.
July 5th, 2006
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I think you spelled TEKSOUQP wrong.
July 5th, 2006
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Shining example of irreverent spoofs, I salute you. Also, "o rly" + monocle nearly slew me.
July 5th, 2006
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teksoqp
July 5th, 2006
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While it is creative.. it only produced a few chuckles from me. Nice parody, but theres just too many of these >.<
July 5th, 2006
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pepepepepepeepeep PEEP
July 5th, 2006
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hahahahahah
July 5th, 2006
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i lol'd
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GOLD!
July 5th, 2006
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Holy crap, he's right!
July 5th, 2006
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wow this is way to funy to be Un-funny
July 5th, 2006
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LOL
July 5th, 2006
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roffle... i would have put the shoe on a head though
July 5th, 2006
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pepepppepepepeppeppeppeeepepepeep?
June 23rd, 2007
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PYEK
July 5th, 2006
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hahahahahahah
July 5th, 2006
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i lol'ed times 10!
July 5th, 2006
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July 5th, 2006
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fklsd 042 hjgk897-tvl;fvbnpo7u!!
July 5th, 2006
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It is all so clear now. This should be Google bombed immediately. Alert the Internet!
July 5th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHA
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this will save the internets!
July 5th, 2006
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Needed to be done.
July 5th, 2006
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I lol'ed.
July 5th, 2006
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drunks just don't type nonsense, they type, just f*cked up
July 5th, 2006
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Zounds! The truth is now known!
July 5th, 2006
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what you say!?
July 5th, 2006
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5'd for complete and total randomness
July 5th, 2006
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Holy Mary Mother of our Lord and Savior! It fits! iT ALL FITS! Mustard Nedia, ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, it makes sense now! Get this to the press immediately!
July 5th, 2006
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does it get any better? i think not!
July 5th, 2006
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What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are ya doin'??
July 5th, 2006
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PYEK!
July 5th, 2006
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All you did was take somebody else's site, pound on your keyboard a few times, and pasted in some pictures. Seems like a 5.
July 5th, 2006
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logic error.
July 5th, 2006
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the last picture of the girl made me crack up for some reason. also, the o rly monocle man is a handsome fellow, whoever he is.
July 5th, 2006
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spork
July 5th, 2006
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I had a school report like that once.
July 5th, 2006
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"NUDE MONKIES" is not funny as a nonsensical fad, unlike NEDM which has a robust history with which to parody a broad range of subjects at random. The gibberish also isn't funny. Sorry.
July 5th, 2006
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pure genius, on the rocks.
July 5th, 2006
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UPDATED. THE CHURCH GAVE ME MORE INFO
July 5th, 2006
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hddsj33gd34adolfdpikfhitlerfdjhlskfchwljhscxhwensdmsecretdmdnazilsdjlkdofmgdlkd !!!
July 5th, 2006
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lol, i just got owned.
July 5th, 2006
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LOL
July 5th, 2006
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NEDM?
July 5th, 2006
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sjawh wutas a but sioe too oui die f4g woedvotd
July 5th, 2006
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Oh god, however many minutes of complete laughter.
July 5th, 2006
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Wait I don't get it.
July 5th, 2006
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Ohhh... I get it.
July 5th, 2006
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ghdfghsfhsghdfah
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HOW THE HELL DO I UNDERSTAND THIS LIKE YOU DO ._.
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you changed my life sir. have my children
July 5th, 2006
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It's all coming back to me..
July 5th, 2006
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How do they get away with it! I can't believe those f*ckers. God damned mustard. jldsfoidlsjdf
July 5th, 2006
(-1)
lame. :/
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+5 for weird, -2 for creepy, +4 for no NUDE monkeys, and -4 for NO monkeys. Therefore, 3 stars!
July 5th, 2006
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oooo a code I MUST BREAK IT
July 5th, 2006
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WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?!?!
July 5th, 2006
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teksoqp indeed.
July 5th, 2006
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AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAA
July 5th, 2006
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It's state-of-mind, what's there to explain?
July 5th, 2006
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turner with the ts?
July 5th, 2006
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add the n*gg* eatin a burger. if you don't I will, the unfunny truth about n*gg*s be eatin' burgers
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hahah, but where's the works cited part?? every un-funny truth cites its sources!
July 5th, 2006
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I SAID I GOT IT FROM SCHOOL AND CHURCH.
July 5th, 2006
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Apparently, I'm the only one who realized this poor YTMNDer is a mentally challenged person trying to be serious... if not this isn't funny it's just a waste of people's time. Stop trying to be funny because you can't.
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Unbelievable...so that's what happened.
July 5th, 2006
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Yeah Im retarded.
July 5th, 2006
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You are the smartest man alive, teksoqp
July 5th, 2006
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oh
July 5th, 2006
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teksoqp
July 5th, 2006
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teksoqp is coming.
July 5th, 2006
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5 for you! Vyr sib;r fwr xixjt~
July 5th, 2006
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ORIGINALITY FOR THE WIN!
July 5th, 2006
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It All Makes Sence NOW!!
July 5th, 2006
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WTFWTFWTFWRDDFRDFWDRDEWWTFSRGWTDWERFWTFWSWF?
July 5th, 2006
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My only question is what happened to the gerbil and the wizards.
July 5th, 2006
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best one yet
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Oh my GOD, your RIGHT!!!
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Happyca
July 5th, 2006
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:D
July 5th, 2006
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zomg that was awesome
July 5th, 2006
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WOW. I thought the second update would break what made it awesome. Instead, you turned it to THE GREATEST SITE ON YTMND YET.
July 5th, 2006
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Also, teksoqp
July 5th, 2006
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PYEK
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ahahah this sh*t owns the fukc out of scientology. A+ anus
July 6th, 2006
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TEKSOQP!!!!
July 6th, 2006
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This ytmnd is a serious grand slam.
July 6th, 2006
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WHY IS THIS RATED UNDER 4.00???
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YUNT! Ndi, wsmas akmnd plert. http://www.islam-online.net/English/News/2006-07/04/images/pic05.jpg
July 6th, 2006
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Let me guess, the Baptist church?
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teksoqp
July 6th, 2006
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"Let me guess, the Baptist church?" PYEK!
July 6th, 2006
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Yes, of course! teksoqp! its all clear now...
July 7th, 2006
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why do i find this so funny
July 7th, 2006
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-2 for not specifying which church you cited.
July 7th, 2006
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rofl
July 7th, 2006
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hahahah fived for drunk internetting. i got drunk and bought one of those flashlights that you shake to charge on ebay once... good times.
July 9th, 2006
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this made me lol
July 9th, 2006
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5'd for subliminal NEDM.
July 11th, 2006
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i don't know why but this is the funniest thing everzez....!!!!!
July 12th, 2006
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"-2 for not specifying which church you cited." Oh, come ON. He's drunk remember? teksoqp
July 12th, 2006
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u win sir
July 14th, 2006
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YOU ARE GORGEOUS
July 14th, 2006
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One of the funniest things ever on YTMND ever.
July 15th, 2006
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lol
July 17th, 2006
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I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD AT A YTMND EVER
July 18th, 2006
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lmao
July 21st, 2006
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Still the best site on YTMND. teksoqp
July 22nd, 2006
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Your the best around nothing is ever gonna bring you down the best around nothing is ever gonnnnnnnnna bring you donw
July 22nd, 2006
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u win teh internet with 5 points
July 24th, 2006
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I'm glad this is finally over 4 again.
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5 because random sh*t makes me ROFFLE like crazy
July 26th, 2006
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wow.
July 27th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
July 27th, 2006
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ho sh*t.
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teksoqp
July 29th, 2006
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good
July 29th, 2006
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So well-done with the randomness...definite face...
July 29th, 2006
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it's all clear to me now!
July 30th, 2006
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Ha... Ha... Funny. :\
July 30th, 2006
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Not funny.
August 2nd, 2006
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TEKSOQP peep? Sorry to hear that you're retarded, SoM.
August 3rd, 2006
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I was laughing the whole way. Thank you.
August 4th, 2006
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yoion funt for wods llmaooolololl
August 4th, 2006
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okay... i dont get it...
August 4th, 2006
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can anyone explain to me how this is funny?
August 4th, 2006
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I still don't get it and now i feel stupid T_T
August 4th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
August 4th, 2006
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not funny a waste of time
August 4th, 2006
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asldslsadlfj Meh@1
August 5th, 2006
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Nothing justifies random characters. Not even teksoqp.
August 8th, 2006
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cheer,atses
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hmmm....not funny. Random
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random doesnt always mean funny Dammit
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MORE THAN THREE PROBLEMS!!!
August 8th, 2006
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WINNAZZZZZR!
August 8th, 2006
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Hmm... I think I get this... I'm noticing a string of sites that are stupid and pointless, that all link together, are are upvoted by the same people. The plot thickens... I'll leave my vote off. For now.
August 9th, 2006
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OH NOES! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!
August 10th, 2006
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Happy!
August 10th, 2006
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so stupid it's funny
August 11th, 2006
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★★★★★★★★★★ FOR GOD'S SAKE
August 11th, 2006
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Only people who have been visiting YTMND for a while will understand what State of Mind is trying to parodize. Like me, and countless other YTMND users, He has grown tired of stupid infomerical slide shows that doen't require any creativity and still get upvoted.
August 15th, 2006
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:D You are certainly an enlightened individual!
August 20th, 2006
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pepepepepepepepepepepepeep?
August 21st, 2006
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lol 5'd just for randomness
August 22nd, 2006
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I fully understand.... teksoqp.
August 22nd, 2006
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sdsdglawjtoui lxjcvl;xjdfklj, klfjgiuteprotu?
August 22nd, 2006
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what the F*CK?!!!**(@&(Kahskoahsokmml;f;;';';;;;22727272772
August 22nd, 2006
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is something wrong? all I see is gibberish, PM me when its fixed.
August 25th, 2006
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just amazing. Really opened my, um, eyes.
August 26th, 2006
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IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
August 27th, 2006
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AHAHAHAHAHAH!
August 28th, 2006
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not enough teksoqp. john kerry has forgotten polend, please send bush.
August 28th, 2006
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Am I supposed to be getting something?
August 28th, 2006
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Magnificent in its absurdity, this is nonsense-YTMND at its finest. Don't try to understand it, just go along for the ride and hope your mind stays in one piece.
August 28th, 2006
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State-of-mind... why? I hate doing this.
August 31st, 2006
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HOLY GAWD DAYUM!!! HOW TEH FOCK DID I MISS THIS?!! BEST SITE EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111oneoneoneone
August 31st, 2006
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
September 1st, 2006
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For some reason I find this hilarious.
September 1st, 2006
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this made me crap my pants.
September 1st, 2006
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You loose good day sir!
September 1st, 2006
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He's "loose"? Better tighten him!
September 1st, 2006
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You got it from church? Have you been drinking the communion wine again?
September 2nd, 2006
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this is like opening up a jpeg in notepad
September 5th, 2006
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I lold.
September 6th, 2006
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ahhaah
September 6th, 2006
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Oh sh*t. DFQ and ZXA. WOW. I knew it was a fraud but I never suspected they'd qashby.
September 7th, 2006
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lol drunk
September 8th, 2006
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I was wondering why my last site had so many TEKSOQP comments. Nice one, SoM.
September 9th, 2006
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i shed a tear for this one
September 11th, 2006
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this is the best soap.
September 11th, 2006
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RACIST
September 12th, 2006
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I'm fiving this b/c everyone needs to see this. And b/c it's f*cking hilarious of course. And... ya know, it's actually a clever allusion to the Cheshire cat's poem in Lewis Carrol's classic novel! um... or not.
September 13th, 2006
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I gotta know...were you really drunk when you made that?
September 14th, 2006
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hahaha, awesome.
September 17th, 2006
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why is this funny
September 18th, 2006
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what the f*ck is wrong with you SoM?
September 22nd, 2006
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You are an evil genius.
September 24th, 2006
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Oh man! I Fav'd that once already, but I almost pissed myself watching that while actually drunk!
September 25th, 2006
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Makes sense.
September 25th, 2006
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drunk funny
September 27th, 2006
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8
October 4th, 2006
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so ridiculous lmao
October 5th, 2006
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The first hilarious investigation, awesome.
October 7th, 2006
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Did I mention that it's funny to watch while drunk? /college student
October 9th, 2006
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TEKSOQP
October 22nd, 2006
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I loled so hard
October 22nd, 2006
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You know what's funny? Watching this while actually drunk. /what?
October 23rd, 2006
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AAAAAAAAHAHAHA.
October 29th, 2006
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O HAHAORL?Y? THT SHT WS TGHT YO! DO SUM MRE SHT LKE THT AGN FOOL!!!1 HAHA FK YAH BRO CTCH U ON DA FLP BTCH *SS MTHR FKR
October 29th, 2006
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this is probably uber funny stoned! unfortunatly im sober.
November 1st, 2006
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teksoqp
November 1st, 2006
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\m/_ ^_^ _\m/
November 1st, 2006
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it took me 3 minutes to laugh
November 1st, 2006
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You know...... all aside, you forgot Poland.
November 1st, 2006
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teksoqp
November 1st, 2006
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Lame.
November 1st, 2006
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I couldn't stop giggling. Made me laugh harder than anything I've seen in weeks...and yes now I understand...
November 1st, 2006
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i. have. never laughed. so HARD. at ANYTHING.
November 1st, 2006
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This is awesome.
November 1st, 2006
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holy sh*t. you might have created the best evar YTMND...
November 7th, 2006
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zooming in of random images ftw
November 8th, 2006
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I had that shoe.
November 10th, 2006
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omg happyca
November 20th, 2006
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very insightfull
November 20th, 2006
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lol this is funny but I don't get it.
November 20th, 2006
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did i see happycat?
November 20th, 2006
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also dfoihgtrp[hj/'j?F}jn#]fgthnjgothpofh,tpoeyke9r056t9ej5ky5t409mnybh0thy'utr65]rt6[/ujr6t5][uh,.nrtp[,hunpomtjnhtignmohj gdtph#gth'.l[
November 20th, 2006
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I lol'd. AND I DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYY ;_;
November 20th, 2006
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This wins.
November 20th, 2006
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I don't f*cking believe it. One of my friends joined that church and suddenly had a fear of mustard after about a week. Now it all makes sense.
November 20th, 2006
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I love the use of NEDM and happycat
November 20th, 2006
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This is the essense of parody distilled.
November 20th, 2006
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What the hell is this? Why are so many people 5'ing this site? It's just gibberish. What the hell is supposed to be so funny about it? If I type in gibberish and add in random pictures, would my site get five'd and donations, too? This is such a lame and pointless site, what the hell is it supposed to be about?
November 20th, 2006
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Exactly.
November 20th, 2006
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You have to read in between the lines. The blackness symbolizes racism, curse you teksoqp!
November 20th, 2006
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ORLYOMG
November 20th, 2006
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sh*t
November 20th, 2006
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lol, so random
November 20th, 2006
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November 20th, 2006
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Why would you do this to me? I didn't want to know the truth behind Teksopq! My life is a sham.. I don't know what to do with myself anymore.
November 20th, 2006
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Definitely an interesting parody.
November 20th, 2006
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boobs
November 20th, 2006
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I don't understand why this is funny, or why I'm laughing at it, or why it's even on YTMND. But you get a five anyway, because it made me giggle.
November 20th, 2006
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gsfdsvx adfcxz 5
November 20th, 2006
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XDXDXD
November 20th, 2006
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drunk f*cker
November 20th, 2006
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Wow. For a moment I felt as if I was witnessing the birth of a new language. Or maybe that I had just had severe brain damage inflicted upon me.
November 20th, 2006
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I... I can see... Everything... The lines now intersect at specific points... The conspiracy is unmasked... The vulture takes wing with death on its back...
November 20th, 2006
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Honestly, if there were a ten star vote, I would have to give it to you. Teksoqp will liberate us.
November 20th, 2006
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This site sucks, but my mouse won't 1 this
November 20th, 2006
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Exactly.
November 20th, 2006
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rofl
November 20th, 2006
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whoa, this sh*t got sponsored?
November 20th, 2006
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BRILLIANT
November 20th, 2006
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Best ytmnd yet.
November 20th, 2006
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The more you watch, the funnier it gets. :'D
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