Home Depot Online App
Created on: July 5th, 2006
Home Depot Online App
Had to answer this question while filling out an online app for a part time job at the Home Depot...

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July 5th, 2006
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lol, catch 22
July 5th, 2006
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For the music alone.
July 5th, 2006
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Oh, rockin' keyword verite, thanks dogg :)
July 5th, 2006
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-1 for "dizzle"
July 5th, 2006
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Fixed the dizzle.
July 5th, 2006
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5 then.
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Stellar Mindf*ck!
July 5th, 2006
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Five for face and music. A true LOL.
July 5th, 2006
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lol, catch 22
July 5th, 2006
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That face made me laugh so damn hard, and I don't know why.
July 5th, 2006
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That's funny...I would just go for neither, I agree with people when they're right...Which is maybe half of the time.
July 5th, 2006
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this is why I put "neither" or "indifferent" on everything. :)
July 5th, 2006
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Blue face is priceless.
July 5th, 2006
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mindf*ck
July 5th, 2006
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ahhaahhaahahah
July 5th, 2006
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Catch 22'd!
July 5th, 2006
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-3 for writing, +1 because it's blue (see bnr.ytmnd.com), -1 for retarded emoticon thing
July 5th, 2006
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No "I only disagree with black people" choice?
July 5th, 2006
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*sigh*... This is not a Catch 22. That has to be the most misused term of all time.
July 5th, 2006
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A Catch-22 is like when you don't want to fight in a war, but the only way to get out of it is to pretend you're insane, and the only way to show you're insane is by volunteering to fight in the war.
July 5th, 2006
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gg
July 5th, 2006
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Paradoxical
July 5th, 2006
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http://emobestbuy.ytmnd.com/ I saw the same questions on a best buy app
July 5th, 2006
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5'd for that face... and also because I filled it out a while ago and laughed at that part.
July 5th, 2006
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holy sh*t
July 5th, 2006
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those applications piss me off, I used to apply to that kinda thing and it was a big pain. how do you answer that kind of crap? I wish I could have just written in "I'm smart enough to work a friggin register, now give me a job"
July 5th, 2006
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Good Find and good music choice. 5'd
July 5th, 2006
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I filled out that application before and i really hated that part.
July 5th, 2006
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Yeah, they call these "Paragon tests" in the industry. They are suppose to root out "Negative" or "troublesome" employees. Guess what? they don't. Any idiot knows you just lie and answer every question as if you were Mary friggin' Poppins on XTC.
July 5th, 2006
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No matter how you answer, you're still applying for a sucky job :(
July 5th, 2006
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what a horrible ytmnd :(
July 5th, 2006
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What a stupid, pointless f*cking question.
July 5th, 2006
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lol, I guess neither is the only true one.
July 5th, 2006
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lol always wanted to do that :D
July 5th, 2006
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that question makes complete sense. They are asking if you think that statement applies to you. Most online apps have these stupid personality tests. They're easy to cheat on.
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WHAT!?
July 5th, 2006
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re: Sticky Oh, I get it. So it would be like if there was this questionnaire that sought to ascertain whether or not you are an agreeable person, but the only way you could show that you are actually agreeable is to disagree with the questionnaire?? Thanks for explaining.
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That's funny as sh*t.
July 5th, 2006
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Well I think it actually makes sense, the question is stating a *frequency* of disagreement, while the answer is supposed to reflect the degree of agreement to the stated frequency. ut it still looks funny...
July 5th, 2006
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Just filled out a Target app. with this question on it...instant 5...
July 5th, 2006
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Great song.
July 5th, 2006
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have fun at the home depot, I hear hot lesbians work there
July 5th, 2006
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awesome music
July 5th, 2006
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Good one, it made me laugh. The face is priceless!
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Wow I just took a Target emplyment quiz and it was dumb like this too
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Lol, mind numbing unfulfilling service jobs.
July 5th, 2006
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Station, mind-numbing is what I'm looking for. I just want to sweat and move stuff around without having to think about it; the day job is hell of stressful and keeps me on my *ss all day...
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wow.. its like if you check strongly agree, then you are agreeing that you disagree, but if you want to agree you need to check strongle disagree ulealauelaueluaelaleua
July 5th, 2006
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lawl. Home Depot fails.
July 5th, 2006
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I disagree.
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home depot paradox? Goodness . . .
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grand!
July 5th, 2006
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YESSS
July 5th, 2006
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wow... confussed
July 5th, 2006
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the orange needs more darkness... also 5s.
July 5th, 2006
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5 for face. XD
July 6th, 2006
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hahahahahaha I hate dumb employment apps
July 7th, 2006
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Crispy, quiter ironic, stressful sit down office jobbs are what I am looking for right now (student loans, very fun!)
July 7th, 2006
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Yikes, I fail at spelling! (Maybe that's why I can't get a job?)
July 10th, 2006
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Lol, irony for the win.
July 11th, 2006
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5'd for trick question. Yay trick question.
July 11th, 2006
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I like that little face, s'where da money at
July 11th, 2006
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6'd.
July 11th, 2006
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IT'S A TRAP!!!
July 11th, 2006
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lol paradox.
July 11th, 2006
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the funny part is you were applying for home depot
July 11th, 2006
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lol they left out "agree to disagree"
July 11th, 2006
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5 for the negro on the right
July 11th, 2006
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lol, that is awesome
July 11th, 2006
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I laughed out loud
July 11th, 2006
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Low morale is just the beginning.
July 11th, 2006
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So what?
July 12th, 2006
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I filled this thing out months ago and laughed for a few minutes at how silly it is! I wished I could share it w/ someone but no one was around and it was before I found YTMND. way to go
July 12th, 2006
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Fived for one reason and one reason alone. I work part time at a home depot while I'm at college, and it sucks untold amounts of balls. Hooray for horrible companies...
July 15th, 2006
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I wept.
July 16th, 2006
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lol, paradox
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THERE'S NO RIGHT ANSWER!!!!!!
July 24th, 2006
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that little face you drew made me lol
July 24th, 2006
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awesome
July 28th, 2006
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Brilliant!
July 28th, 2006
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its not that hard of a question. but then again, thats probably why youre applying at home depot
July 29th, 2006
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It isn't possible to work at home depot
July 29th, 2006
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Tanner, as you see, I *did* answer it, and though it's well below my abilities, it's still what I'd rather do than atrophy in cubeland.
July 31st, 2006
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LOL, face.
July 31st, 2006
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LOL, tanner's a douche
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lol
August 2nd, 2006
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thats a good face drawing there
August 3rd, 2006
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The little expression you drew to the side is priceless.
August 3rd, 2006
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BAH HA HA HA! i pewped me pnts!
August 7th, 2006
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Love how you drew the face.
August 8th, 2006
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Yep, I applied for home depot too.
August 8th, 2006
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Well to finish the story I was offered the job but had to turn it down for a better one. Hmm, construction industry or airline industry....
August 11th, 2006
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i lold
August 18th, 2006
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the face totally wins it
August 19th, 2006
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LMAO
September 3rd, 2006
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The little face makes it 5-worthy.
September 19th, 2006
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September 19th, 2006
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Hertzfeldt-esque puzzled face ftw.
September 21st, 2006
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+5 for LeVar Burton's brother, Bob Burton
September 24th, 2006
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rofl.
October 4th, 2006
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Agagag paradox crushing neurons. This statement is not true or a statement.
February 18th, 2007
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stop being "vague"
June 7th, 2007
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My mind just exploded.
November 4th, 2007
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n*gg* on the right