Scientology Game v2.0
Created on: July 11th, 2006
Scientology Game v2.0
i made alot of changes since the original post i added blood, decapitaion, start screen, game over screen, jesus w/super light beam. original game is altered beast.

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July 11th, 2006
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LOL
June 28th, 2007
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hot dam, jesus alwase wins! and im all outta caurters!
July 11th, 2006
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I usually don't 5 Scientology sites, but damn, this was good stuff.
July 11th, 2006
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I love it
July 11th, 2006
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Chritianity? You spelled christianity wrong
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godspeed, ytmnd... godspeed
July 11th, 2006
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Allright, Jesus FTW!!!
July 11th, 2006
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I dont know when "i made it" became just ok to putas your source, considering that implies you created every image therein but Since I think this is pretty funny Ill let it slide. 4 for altered beast.
July 11th, 2006
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I can never get past Jesus either.
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lol ill fix that
July 12th, 2006
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owned by jesus
July 12th, 2006
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Jesus begins to cast a spell. Jesus casts holy bolt VII! Jesus critically hits TCruise for 99999 points of damage! TCruise died. Jesus received 4 gold 2 silver and 3 copper from the corpse. Jesus loots a copy of Dianetics. Jesus said "Lol, false prophets!"
July 12th, 2006
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Go jesus!!!
July 12th, 2006
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Hahaha
July 12th, 2006
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A video game I enjoy loosing.
July 12th, 2006
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GG JESUS
July 12th, 2006
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4 for humor, 5 for Altered Beast.
July 12th, 2006
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wtf aim bot
July 12th, 2006
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Jesus always wins. Except when he got nailed up on the cross. I bet that sucked.
July 12th, 2006
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+5 Altered Beast, -1 for lack of Awesome God song.
July 12th, 2006
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tasteful use of mcphersons image lol
July 12th, 2006
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WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE
July 12th, 2006
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what DISNEY movie is that from
July 12th, 2006
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5'd for the song.
July 12th, 2006
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Wow anastasia, nm im dum
July 12th, 2006
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noice
July 12th, 2006
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Awesome job, I absolutely love the song too
July 12th, 2006
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5 for Altered Beast.
July 12th, 2006
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fived, i like the original choice of music on this one instead of that overused "Awesome God" song.
July 12th, 2006
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Haha jesus saves
July 12th, 2006
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I LOVE YOU. YOU CLEARLY DOMINATE EVERYTHING. :)
July 12th, 2006
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player two NEEDS to be john travolta
July 12th, 2006
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^ agreed. :)
July 12th, 2006
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nobody better downvote this or they'll wake up with my balls in their mouth.
July 12th, 2006
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-1 for superfluous Brian Peppers
July 12th, 2006
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I don't think this site is anything great, but I
July 12th, 2006
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gg
July 12th, 2006
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nice
July 12th, 2006
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5 for anastasia, 9999 for peppers, -1 for sega
July 12th, 2006
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Jesus FTW!
July 12th, 2006
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, lol
July 12th, 2006
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This pwns on so many levels. 5'd & Fav'd.
July 12th, 2006
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epicly epic
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Too bad he already killed Brian Peppers before Jesus got him.
July 12th, 2006
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jesus always wins
July 12th, 2006
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Song makes it win =p
July 12th, 2006
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Omg this is so badass. Dont stop until this gets into top 15. Funny. Sexy. Dead on.
July 12th, 2006
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I don't know why I expected NEDM.
July 12th, 2006
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Jesus FTW!
July 12th, 2006
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ADD THE JESUS NES MUSIC (http://nesjesus3.ytmnd.com/) AFTER JESUS PWNS TOM CRUISE
July 12th, 2006
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OWNED WITH EASY
July 12th, 2006
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Nice.
July 12th, 2006
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That was worth 2 lols
July 12th, 2006
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July 12th, 2006
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^lol mistake. But I agree with Shira
July 12th, 2006
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I can just hear that quote the day aramaggedon comes around "Game Over: Jesus Wins"
July 12th, 2006
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How can it be game over if he still has two lives left?
July 12th, 2006
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armageddon*
July 12th, 2006
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lmfao
July 12th, 2006
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needs more eyebeams
July 12th, 2006
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How can it be game over if he still has two lives left? he's jesus, lol
July 12th, 2006
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wow
July 12th, 2006
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JESUS IS JUST AS FAKE AS SCIENTOLOGY
July 12th, 2006
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+1 for the everlasting insert coin, +1 for jesus, +1 for brian peppers, +2 for scientology.
July 12th, 2006
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The only reason I downvoted this was because a Scientology game should never be so f*cking awesome.
July 12th, 2006
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i want that game.
July 12th, 2006
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lol... 5 for Jesus
July 12th, 2006
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great
July 12th, 2006
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damn Jesus always kills me 5 seconds into the game...
July 12th, 2006
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5'd for the music and retro.
July 12th, 2006
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LOL like that will ever sell any copies.
July 12th, 2006
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Would've been 5 no question if not for Jesus. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...
July 12th, 2006
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nice one :D i'm awaiting NES scientology! ^^
July 12th, 2006
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Uhhh, Jesus, L O L. Jesus is less fake than Scientology any day of the week. I'd rather have my stock on the son of God than the son of.. L. Ron Hubbard?!? Also, L. Ron Hubbard's son loves cocks. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
July 12th, 2006
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....i am...AMUSED!
July 12th, 2006
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July 12th, 2006
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errr.... forgot to type...I need sleep yeah that kicked ass
July 12th, 2006
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OMGROFLOMGROFLMFAORH THAT"S RIGHT RH FOR REALLY HARD! 2 extra letters for you my good man! Shift key in place of caps lock too! YOU WIN AT LIFE! ROFL FAV'D AND FIVED!
July 12th, 2006
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At least Hubbard existed! There's no 'Hubbard myth', but there is a Jesus myth. I think Christianity has caused a lot more problems than a silly 50 year-old cult :)
July 12th, 2006
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jesus wins? bullsh*t.
July 12th, 2006
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Make it longer for a 5. Great song though.
July 12th, 2006
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Jesus Wins!
July 12th, 2006
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ADD THIS MUSIC WHEN JESUS KICKS TOM CRUISE'S *ss http://jesusnes.ytmnd.com/
July 12th, 2006
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OMG THE MUSIC WINS
July 12th, 2006
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"Jesus always wins. Except when he got nailed up on the cross. I bet that sucked." Self ressurection FTW!
July 12th, 2006
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Altered Beast, ftw.
July 12th, 2006
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Awesome stuff.
July 12th, 2006
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Altered Beast FTW!
July 12th, 2006
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That looks a lot like Terri Schiavo to me, not Lisa... -1 OMG! D: Loved the music though.
July 12th, 2006
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I like the background color you chose.
July 12th, 2006
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RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE NEVER GIVE UP. . .
July 12th, 2006
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Ahaha, totally random and totally awesome.
July 12th, 2006
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haha, crazy atheists who think Jesus never existed. I'm not a kristjian either, but that doesn't mean I go around denying history. Just cos the guy existed don't mean u hav to worship him.
July 12th, 2006
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or is it just because amerikans have difficulty comprehending any part of history that happened more than 200 years ago?
July 12th, 2006
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Hax!
July 12th, 2006
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LOL i like that song
July 12th, 2006
(-1)
July 12th, 2006
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LOL, Jesus shooting lasers is always funny!
July 12th, 2006
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lol jesus beam
July 12th, 2006
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Great choice of song! Brings back memories.
July 12th, 2006
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TERRI SCHIAVO!!!!!!!!! FTW!
July 12th, 2006
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A L T E R E D B E A S T FTf*ckINGWIN
July 12th, 2006
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DUDE ALTERED BEAST!!!!!
July 12th, 2006
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omg altered beast LOL
July 12th, 2006
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Fifen!
July 12th, 2006
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to short but i love it anyway.
July 12th, 2006
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5 for Altered Beast, Anastasia, and Jesus
July 12th, 2006
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+5 for Jeebus.
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You win!
July 12th, 2006
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lol at jesus pwning tom cruise
July 12th, 2006
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lol, I just now noticed. First. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
July 13th, 2006
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Coincidentally Jesus commands zombies.
July 13th, 2006
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How is this not Top 15.
July 14th, 2006
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XD Great job.
July 14th, 2006
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An "Altered Beast" Edit! Holy f*ck I haven't played that in years!
July 15th, 2006
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I just can't get enougth of that song!
July 16th, 2006
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Full version would pwn.
July 19th, 2006
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-2 for unecessary peppers
July 21st, 2006
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Dang, cool song. great job
July 22nd, 2006
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5 for Altered Beast
July 24th, 2006
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Awesome
July 28th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
July 29th, 2006
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JESUS WINS AGAIN!
August 2nd, 2006
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5 for altered beast
August 8th, 2006
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August 8th, 2006
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epic ending
August 10th, 2006
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-2 for brian peppers. No reason he should be there.
August 12th, 2006
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I wish I had Jesus powers too.
August 12th, 2006
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WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE
August 13th, 2006
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Altered Beast FTW
August 20th, 2006
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August 23rd, 2006
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Jesus lol pwned Tom Cruise!!
August 26th, 2006
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Epic in every possible way.
August 27th, 2006
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ALTERED BEAST!
August 27th, 2006
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please add more to this
September 10th, 2006
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ALTERED BEASTS F*CKING RULES. BUT HOLY SH*T WHAT YOU DID THERE. I GET IT!
September 11th, 2006
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Christianity is just as stupid as Scientology.
September 18th, 2006
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f*ck you retard, you have no idea what ur talking about ... go f*ck yourself and die
September 20th, 2006
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Awesome!!! Needs "Jesus, lol"! Still..well done!
September 21st, 2006
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wow, that was amazing. 2 thumbs up!
September 28th, 2006
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I Loved your sitehttp://hubbardgame.ytmnd.com5'ed
March 15th, 2007
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AHH I LOVE IT!
May 16th, 2007
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Silly, you duck under Jesus and nailgun him to the Crucifix, everyone knows THAT!
July 28th, 2007
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pwnd
September 6th, 2007
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Jesus wins FATALITY
December 19th, 2007
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Awesome! Yeshua pwns all!
February 6th, 2008
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AGH! McPhearson!