bill nye pwns religion
Created on: July 13th, 2006
bill nye pwns religion
bill nye pwns religion

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July 13th, 2006
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Bill Nye kicks ass.
July 13th, 2006
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Bill Nye IS GOD!!!!!!!!!
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Bill to the rescue using science to discredit religion.
July 13th, 2006
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Man, leave it up to the right wing fundamentalists feuding with Bill Nye to cheer me up.
July 13th, 2006
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Bill Nye = win
July 13th, 2006
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The moon flashlights have taken me. Send help!
July 13th, 2006
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Bill Nye > God < Religious Zealots
July 13th, 2006
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Bill Nye fights for the future of humanity!
July 13th, 2006
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jesus still loves you
July 13th, 2006
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:D
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It's from April. 1'd
July 13th, 2006
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Nye Bless Us All!
July 13th, 2006
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God sent his angel, Bill Nye, to smite the fundamentalists.
July 13th, 2006
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LooL pissing off hicks and pointing out an error in the bible.
July 13th, 2006
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Stupid argument on Bill's part, which makes it all the more hilarious that the nuts got riled up about it.
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Why do I have to live in Texas?
July 13th, 2006
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God created a great light. Then a mirror for when you couldn't see it directly. God's a genius.
July 13th, 2006
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i prefer the part where adam sh*ts in eve's gaping mouth as she fingers herself. some modern translations omit this.
July 13th, 2006
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Yes. YESS!
July 13th, 2006
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My loyalty still lies with Beakman, but he never did anything to piss off fundies...
July 13th, 2006
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Bill Nye > Jesus
July 13th, 2006
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this has nothing to do with religion itself, just certain morons who hold stupid beliefs :-/
July 13th, 2006
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LOL
July 13th, 2006
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hahaha bill nye is awesome
July 13th, 2006
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5 for pissing off christians "HES NOT A CHRISSTIANNNN!!!!!!"
July 13th, 2006
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WIN FOR THE WIN
July 13th, 2006
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Love Bill Nye. However, a screen cap and stock music = sh*tty YTMND.
July 13th, 2006
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What?
July 13th, 2006
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Haha.
July 13th, 2006
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5'd for nye
July 13th, 2006
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YAY! Go Bill! Kick those morons butts!
July 13th, 2006
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religious dumbasses
July 13th, 2006
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Wow, that doesnt even make sense to get that angry no matter who you are.
July 13th, 2006
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owned
July 13th, 2006
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downvoters pwn this site
July 13th, 2006
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The bible also says pi is exactly 3. f*cktards.
July 13th, 2006
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it's still light. geez.
July 13th, 2006
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"We believe in God." What the hell does that have to do with the moon? Stick it to them Bill!
July 13th, 2006
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f*ckING OWNED
July 13th, 2006
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5'd for 4/20.
July 13th, 2006
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LOL I LIVE IN WACO!! I REMEBER THAT!
July 13th, 2006
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science>religion
July 13th, 2006
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Kill them.. KILL THEM ALL!
July 13th, 2006
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5 for making my whole night
July 13th, 2006
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PWNAGE!
July 13th, 2006
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Downvoters are f*ggots.. this is gold
July 13th, 2006
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I always love when science makes Evangemaniacs look stupid.
July 13th, 2006
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OK--it's people like THAT that make the rest of us Christians look bad. Any intelligent person, even a Christian, knows the moon doesn't give off its own light. BTW--science and religion go nicely together--most early discoveries were made using the Bible as a guide. GOD > *
July 13th, 2006
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Waco. lol. Thats a suiting name for the town
July 13th, 2006
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BILL BILL BILL BILL f*ckING BILL!!!!!!
July 13th, 2006
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God bless Bill Nye
July 13th, 2006
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OWNED.
July 13th, 2006
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Thank you for that screen capture with crappy ms paint underlining.
July 13th, 2006
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Nice. :D
July 13th, 2006
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How can so many people in this coutnry believe in complete nonsense that contridicts just about every modern western value. 5 -- f*ck Christinaity, it's almost as bad as Scientology.
July 13th, 2006
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^^ XD Bill Nye is smarter than god! LOL
July 13th, 2006
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f*cking awesome article, but screenshot ytmnds blow. Plus it's old.
July 13th, 2006
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Bill Nye the Science Guy kicks ass.
July 13th, 2006
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Ha, funny stuff. Though I don't know who's more stupid--the religious zealots or the idiot kids in here who can't differentiate between genuine Christianity and the hypocrite Christians.
July 13th, 2006
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5 for atheist agenda, -5 for inability to use the straight line tool.
July 13th, 2006
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science rules
July 13th, 2006
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Bill Nye FTW!
July 13th, 2006
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I believe in Bill Nye...
July 13th, 2006
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Not really.
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It is green. I may be christian, but fundies freak me out too...
July 13th, 2006
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science pwns!
July 13th, 2006
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Bill's the man now dog!
July 13th, 2006
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Bill Nye rules! f*ck religion
July 13th, 2006
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BILL NYE IS GOD!
July 13th, 2006
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"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei
July 13th, 2006
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Hardly "religion" in general, just Christian Fundamentalists. Which nobody likes anyway, especially normal Christians.
July 13th, 2006
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idiot, the moon reflects light, in affect making it an object of light. in that quote from genesis it even says the light from the moon governs the night, because it doesn't reflect visible light by day -_-
July 13th, 2006
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effect*
July 13th, 2006
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gay
July 13th, 2006
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Reality pwns religion
July 13th, 2006
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I'm a Christian, and that woman's reaction is ridiculous. Of course the moon isn't a light. n00b.
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you'd think he'd know better wouldn't you
July 13th, 2006
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I have reason to believe this is the first and only time Bill Nye ever has and ever will cause controversy.
July 13th, 2006
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That's one more blow on religion! Go Bill Nye!
July 13th, 2006
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Bill Nye can pwn anyone!
July 13th, 2006
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I would change the title to "Bill Nye pwns Fundamentalism."
July 13th, 2006
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God created the reflections. You can believe in the bible without having to read it literally.
July 13th, 2006
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I live in Austin, 100 or so miles south of Waco, when I drove past there last time the Baptists were in the river baptis'n. Also never seen so many churches in my life.
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Bill nye is my hero
July 13th, 2006
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I like how the town is called "Waco". Its like they're so crazy, they forgot the k.
July 13th, 2006
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Spamcritic, that's completely irrelevant though. The whole point is that the crazies were hugely offended when he said it was a reflector.
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Wow, that Bill guy just gets cooler the longers he's on YTMND. Bloody fundies.
July 13th, 2006
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I am not ashamed to say that because of that I would blow Bill Nye if he told me too
July 13th, 2006
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Damn that Bill Nye!! Always thinking instead of just believing what some preacher tells him! Amurrika is roont, I tell ya, roont!!!
July 14th, 2006
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bnpbnprgpgpgp.ytmnd.com
July 14th, 2006
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YEA GO BILL PWN THE FUNDAMENTALISTS!!! haha roflmao
July 15th, 2006
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Only one thing need be said... BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
July 15th, 2006
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a
July 16th, 2006
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well i mean OBVIOUSLY you can't believe in god AND believe the moon reflects light THAT'S JUST BLASPHEMY
July 16th, 2006
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You underlined a forum post in mspaint, you are truly an artest
July 16th, 2006
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clearly anybody who believes nonsense like the bible thinks that the moon gives off its own light and thinks that dinosaurs never existed
July 16th, 2006
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Bill Nye is the science guy. And science is responsible for the vast majority of mankind's signifigant progress to date. Hooray Bill! Also; Boo idiots who think the moon emits its own light.
July 16th, 2006
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I love Bill Nye, he's one of my heros.
July 16th, 2006
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It dosen't sound to me like he contradicted the bible only provided an interpretation that was consistant with scientific fact
July 16th, 2006
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Bill Nye > us.
July 16th, 2006
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He's not a ChistiaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAUGH!
July 16th, 2006
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pwnd
July 16th, 2006
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THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
July 16th, 2006
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Bill Nye owns. And having been to Waco numerous times, I can tell you there is SOMETHING in the GODDAMN water to make them all that f*cked up.
July 17th, 2006
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Gay. http://www.tektonics.org/af/earthshape.html
July 20th, 2006
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And thats a wrap people! 5.
July 20th, 2006
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i agree with Armitage, not all christians are retarded, and the retarded ones make us all look bad. funny though
July 20th, 2006
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lol @ fundamentalists
July 21st, 2006
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Victory.
July 23rd, 2006
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LOL RETARDS-WHO-DON'T-LIKE-PEOPLE-BECAUSE-OF-THEIR-RELIGION!
July 23rd, 2006
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bill nye is my hero
July 25th, 2006
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Cute, but I second Maldor. Dhange the title to "Bill Nye pwns Fundamentalism." Not ALL Christians are dumb.
July 28th, 2006
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Waco is the most sh*tastic place in the world, so I don't expect much really.
July 28th, 2006
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5 for truth
July 31st, 2006
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PEANUTS!
July 31st, 2006
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The moratorium has been lifted. Original order stands. Pass the word.
August 1st, 2006
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More of "He's not a ChistiaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAUGH!" would make it a 5.
August 1st, 2006
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Didn't know that Waco Texas was known at all for anything. What a piece of crap little town.
August 2nd, 2006
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I attended a bill nye event in a different location, he did the same material and more, and pissed off a bunch of religious nuts. there were hate letters in the local paper the a few days later denouncing bill nye.
August 3rd, 2006
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ROFLROFLROFL I hate religion!! science pwns!!!
August 4th, 2006
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Waco is full of nutjobs.
August 5th, 2006
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I like people who will rationalize that parts of the bible being wrong doesn't mean their entire religion is a sham.
August 5th, 2006
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For Shame.
August 5th, 2006
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Bill Nye.... what an amazing man.
August 5th, 2006
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lol, moon
August 7th, 2006
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People need to stop taking religion so seriously >:o
August 7th, 2006
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you know, the earth is flat.
August 7th, 2006
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Waco, Texas < Bill Nye
August 9th, 2006
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RELIGON SUCKS, I HATE GOD F*CK YOU ALL LOL INTERNET.
August 9th, 2006
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Bill Nye= real scientist. With like, research and valid opinions and everything
August 9th, 2006
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Bill Nye ftw
August 9th, 2006
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something that religious extremists don't understand (and i'm not saying I have a religion, and I don't) is that if christianity is true, then maybe it isn't always the same as it used to be... like maybe when it was said 'God created two lights' they mean that 'God created two objects to serve as lights'.... it's too bad these people are such freaks =(
June 15th, 2011
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thats what i posted as well its so dense. that had nothing to do with anything close to religion. like you said create two objects to act like lights. i guess it freaked people out he brought up the whole bible verse first as if to say OH WELL HA HA! lol
August 11th, 2006
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owned.
August 14th, 2006
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The ancients had eyes, they could tell that the moon wasn't the same as the sun. It's a lame argument on Nye's part.
August 14th, 2006
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what I really don't get is the fact that people went to a SCIENCE lecture and then got offended by it disputing the bible. I mean what were they thinking?!?
August 15th, 2006
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How can people get pissed off about that?! It's f*cking true! The moon does not emit light! F*cking morons.
August 16th, 2006
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I believe in God... and his name is 'Bill'
August 17th, 2006
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This is one of those examples of people choosing to be ignorant.
August 19th, 2006
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Oh god..I hate it when people bring religion into a site like this. It always starts a huge string of arguments. You people are just plain stupid to fight over such things.
August 20th, 2006
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You deserve a downvote for supporting the Waco Tribune, the same paper that got over 80 americans including 27 children burned to death by the US Governement. Don't know what i'm talking about? Look it up retards. F*CK THE WACO TRIBUNE. Go ahead and make fun of the town's name, its home of the most important event in the United States since the Civil War.
August 27th, 2006
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OMG HAHA!
August 29th, 2006
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lmao Haha, go bill!
September 1st, 2006
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Common knowledge.
September 1st, 2006
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wow, what a bunch of idiots
September 4th, 2006
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Go Bill! While it is offensive to go right up to someone and say "God is not real", I don't know why people get mad that such an inconsequential part of the bible is refuted. Lawl at leavers.
September 4th, 2006
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Ditto to Armitage112.
September 5th, 2006
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5 for truth
September 5th, 2006
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Holy sh*t, I live a few miles south of Waco, and the only religous people I know are stoners from Baylor!
September 9th, 2006
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"Virty 1 star 5 for atheist agenda, -5 for inability to use the straight line tool." 5 minus 5 is zero. Its obvious why you downvoted, you're jealous of Bill Nye's mind. Waco, eh? I think the whole town needs to be burned down if that many poor dumbf*cks fester in their own ignorance there.
September 9th, 2006
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This was three months too late even when it came out.
September 9th, 2006
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Damn. This is messed up. Bill Nye is an awesome dude and shouldn't be dissed like that.
September 9th, 2006
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Like the ancient Hebrews are gonna f*cking know what a reflector is... If you lived back then He would save you time, energy and confusion by calling it a light rather than a reflector. Duh.
September 9th, 2006
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PWNT!
September 9th, 2006
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Petition to bring back "The Eyes of Nyte"
September 9th, 2006
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5'D FOR THE HILARIOUS EXCUSES BEING GIVEN BY THE RELIGIOUS ON HERE...LOLOL
September 9th, 2006
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God is just pretend. Bill Nye also rocks.
September 9th, 2006
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"science and religion go nicely together" If you believe that you are extremely ignorant.
September 9th, 2006
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LOL ALSO STARTS OMG OMG OMG GOD IS PWNED LRN TO WRITE BIBLE NUBS ROFLR ROFLFROFRLFRLFRFORFROFLRFO uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh 5'd
September 9th, 2006
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September 9th, 2006
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Pick the worst fad you can possibly think of. Any one. Religion on YTMND is worse. I'm even gonna go so far as to say this is worse than PERSONAL SITES. Oh yes. I went there.
September 9th, 2006
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I remember watching an episode in Biology where he pwned religion... gotta get that tape..
September 9th, 2006
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!!!
September 9th, 2006
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nice, but remove the last 'bill nye the science guy' from the end of the song for a perfect loop
September 9th, 2006
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They believe that the moon emits light just like the sun? So how the hell do they think we managed to walk on the moon if it's a shining, burning ball of light?
September 9th, 2006
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5'd because ignoring the problem won't make it go away. ^.^
September 9th, 2006
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Bill bill bill bill bill bill bill
September 9th, 2006
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luvely :)
September 9th, 2006
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1 because I know for a fact that Bill Nye is Catholic, and his words are now being misunderstood.
September 9th, 2006
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LOL what a man
September 9th, 2006
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anyone relgious idiots that actually believe that "god makes the moon glow" is truly stupid, ESPECIALLY when it's been scientifically provan that it DOES reflect the sun's light! AND THE SUN ISNT GOD EITHER WTF
September 9th, 2006
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Thank you Bill Nye. You pissed off a bunch of religious dumbf*ck *ssh*l*es.
September 9th, 2006
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cite your sources, mr. bauman
September 9th, 2006
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go bill!
September 9th, 2006
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*gasp*
September 9th, 2006
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I've learned more from Bill Nye than from the Bible. True story.
September 9th, 2006
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"cite your sources, mr. bauman" You can SEE the URL. And you don't know the audio?
September 9th, 2006
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irrelivant, always cite your sources
September 9th, 2006
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September 9th, 2006
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Bill Nye is king of science, and above religion.
September 9th, 2006
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Even God needs a nightlight because he's scared of the boogeyman...
September 9th, 2006
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I'm waiting whetstone or peterguy to downvote this sh*t because it breaks their views. F*cking idiots.
September 9th, 2006
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5 for comment: "5 stars for Bill Nye being smarter than god"
September 9th, 2006
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hell yes
September 9th, 2006
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"1 because I know for a fact that Bill Nye is Catholic, and his words are now being misunderstood." By whom? Just because bill is religious, doesn't mean he can't pwn a bunch of bible thumpers.
September 9th, 2006
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Of course Bill Nye pwns religious nuts in Waco, he pwns everything!
September 9th, 2006
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someone call Nye and ask him to pwn peterguy and whetstone as well.
September 9th, 2006
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PWNED. Religion gets pwned a lot these days.
September 9th, 2006
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I love Bill Nye.
September 9th, 2006
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BWAHA, Bill Nye FTW
September 9th, 2006
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ahhaahhaha I believe in God, Jesus, Trinity etc but come on... TEH MOON WAS MADE BY GE!!!111one11roxorz
September 9th, 2006
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lol, i live in waco, my chemsitry teacher was supposed to attend that at MCC
September 9th, 2006
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AWESOME. the audience reacted idiotically. SUPER SECRET HINT: don't go to Waco. it seriously sucks.
September 9th, 2006
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Hilarity
September 9th, 2006
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5 for the Nye
September 9th, 2006
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Oh, wow, what an amazing observation. Truly revolutionary.
September 9th, 2006
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lol...
September 9th, 2006
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Doesn't sound like he pwnd anything. Oh, man, I always switched to Nye 5 minutes after it started just to avoid that horrible theme song.
September 9th, 2006
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What will we do when Bill Nye dies? And don't say it won't happen, because the godly Steve Irwin passed away. :/
September 9th, 2006
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5'd because, though I AM religious, I can't stand overzealous bible thumpers who take things too literally.
September 9th, 2006
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Have fun in hell
September 9th, 2006
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j/k, but you Atheists are really starting to piss me off with your crap.
September 9th, 2006
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anyone here ever play that bill nye computer game, "stop the rock"?
September 9th, 2006
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Not THAT funny, but good enough.
September 9th, 2006
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"j/k, but you Atheists are really starting to piss me off with your crap." And you religious morons are starting to piss me off with your crap.
September 9th, 2006
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giant shining person floating up in some un-seeable part of the sky, casting miracles like War and Murder, HELL YEAH i'm believe that! *ahem* YEAH RIGHT wtf are you retarded? If god exists, it is not the christian god. because if it was, than it would just cast some ridiculous miracle and make iraq and america love eachother or something
September 9th, 2006
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He didn't really discreedit religion, he just pissed off some idiots.
September 9th, 2006
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our laws are based on the bible and the ten commandments. in your opinions, the bible is wrong, therefore our laws are wrong. so, then, there would be nothing wrong with me shooting every last one of you in the head with high calibur weaponry and raping your families.
September 10th, 2006
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+5 for the music. People gotta evolve and make corrections to their own knowledge.
September 16th, 2006
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Waco: 0 ... Science: 1
September 16th, 2006
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I don't know who Bill Nye is but he's great for this.
September 18th, 2006
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Bill Nye pwns EVERYONE.
October 16th, 2006
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WOOT PWNT :3
October 31st, 2006
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BILL BILL BILL!
November 16th, 2006
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Bill Nyyyyye... the science guyyyy
December 11th, 2006
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http://loopholeofreligion.ytmnd.com/
December 29th, 2006
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1) Yes the moon is a reflection of the sun... so what? It's a lesser light that shines at night. No one was saying it generated its own light. 2) Why be so offended and storm out? Why not try to construct a rebuttle?
January 2nd, 2007
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Ignorance is bliss.
February 9th, 2007
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BillNyeTheSienceGuy
April 9th, 2007
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5
April 13th, 2007
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People take religion WAY too literally. And all beleifs that started with Judaism (christianity and islamic) are remarkably similar to that of even older myths and such. That series of mythology (yes, it counts as myth: look at the definition) is known as Ex-Nihlo where there is almost always one male god that creates everything and culture is based upon the fact that men are superior. Religious groups who take things literally should just drop the charade, and focus more on what its about (morals)
April 25th, 2007
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This doesnt really constitute as an actual "pwning." Instead, it is merely an overreaction of people who fail to see that the Bible goes hand in hand with Christianity. Also, the article is clearly biased against Christianity and is obviously trying to make Christians seem like imbeciles. (OMG the media's trying to insult Christianity?!?! That's completely unexpected!!)
April 25th, 2007
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*that SCIENCE goes hand in hand with Christianity* My mistake
August 9th, 2007
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ugh makes me ashamed that i live in a world inhabited by such retards.
January 3rd, 2008
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Bill Nye just scored a headshot on religion. O.O Can he do that?!
January 8th, 2008
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WE BELIEVE THE MOON IS A GIANT LIGHT!!! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!
January 11th, 2008
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I leave the fate of the world in bill nye's hands. he knows what to do. god doesn't know sh*t lol
August 7th, 2008
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BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
September 9th, 2008
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WHOOOOOOOO Bill Nye is always my hero.
September 27th, 2008
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INERTIA IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER
July 26th, 2009
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You know what, I refuse to add +s or -s to any of these comments, and refuse to vote. All I know is that extremists who believe in God and extremists who don't can both get neutered.
June 15th, 2011
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i mean thats not really owninn religion thats just stating the obvious lol
yea it says that in the bible and guess what it admits light.

why cant idiots like that say there both right. im religious and even i think he has a point. that had NOTHING to do with religion some people (waco) mostly are stupid for jumping to the conclusion.

those type of people hurt religion more than anything