Raptor Jesus encounters Scientology (refresh to sync)
this was taken on our trip to ikasucon. there happened to be a church of scientology a block from the con. our duty was clear.

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July 20th, 2006
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I love you.
June 3rd, 2007
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see also panzerdragoon.ytmnd.com
June 4th, 2007
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http://hardcorescientology.ytmnd.com/
June 8th, 2007
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raptor rapage
July 20th, 2006
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1 for being at ikasucon.
July 20th, 2006
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lol
July 20th, 2006
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By the way, good stuff on 4chan recently. Keep it up.
July 20th, 2006
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you = win
July 20th, 2006
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YES!
July 25th, 2006
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5 for terrifying anyone and everyone on the street that day as you took those pictures
July 25th, 2006
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well, whoever took those pictures
July 31st, 2006
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Heh heh, awesome. Where'd you get the mask and robes? I'm trying to put together a Raptor Jesus costume myself.
August 22nd, 2006
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lmao good job
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Buy more porns >.
September 15th, 2006
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lol, cincinnati
September 27th, 2006
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You did not spell Cincinnati correctly. You even had a picture of it painted on the Hustler store window. You still spelled it wrong. So, I took one star off for incorrectly spelling my city's name. Otherwise... 5'd for Cincinnati and Raptor Jesus. On a side note, my friend used to work at that Hustler store and she would get me into the VIP section at all of the Hustler parties. i swear, there's nothing like seeing the Bengals gang bang a girl.
December 9th, 2006
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ho...ly...sh....it You are my GOOODDD.... well actually, you are Raptor Jesus, my lord and savior. Just knowing that you actually made a Raptor Jesus costume and walked around with it makes me want to spooge all over the hosts at church
December 29th, 2006
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5 FOR BEING A GOD
January 25th, 2007
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5'd for costume + balls
January 26th, 2007
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RAPTOR RAPTURE!
January 27th, 2007
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5'd for awesome!
January 28th, 2007
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Well thank god for pornography then!!
February 14th, 2007
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k.
February 15th, 2007
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MORE!
February 15th, 2007
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secret illuminati scientology
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lol
June 3rd, 2007
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using a real jesus look-alike would have worked just as well. so i'm gonna 4 this. still funny as hell. also http://fudgebrownies.ytmnd.com
June 3rd, 2007
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REPRESENTIN THE DIRTY 'NATI... UHHHH-NA-NA-NA-NAAAA
June 3rd, 2007
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As much as I laughed my *ss off at this I was kinda disappointed that you didn't go in.
June 3rd, 2007
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we tried, they wouldn't let us in under threat of legal action. And I really didn't feel like getting arrested or crossing scientology. I'd wake up boiled alive or some sh*t.
June 3rd, 2007
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this is so old haha
June 3rd, 2007
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Glad you self-sponsered this to my attention.
June 4th, 2007
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i felt like donating to ytmnd, and also to bring this site back. sort of as a thanks to the people involved.
June 4th, 2007
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That was crazy.
June 4th, 2007
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nothing can soothe the savage beast like sweet sweet pussy
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
June 4th, 2007
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hilarious
June 4th, 2007
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Buy some porns.
June 4th, 2007
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tries way too hard.
June 4th, 2007
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This is worse than watching the LOTR trilogy...
June 4th, 2007
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5 for porns.
June 4th, 2007
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cincinnati and if I had known downtown had raptor jesuses and scientology I would definately visit more often
June 4th, 2007
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5'd for the phrase Raptor Rapture.
June 5th, 2007
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forget to vote?
June 4th, 2007
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5'd for incorporating RJ, porn, and scientology. And I just noticed you grabbing yourself at Hustler.
June 5th, 2007
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actually, that's a thumbs up, and it isn't me. I was camera man and director.
June 11th, 2007
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Right before the thumbs, as soon as the music starts. Look at his crotch ya can't miss it :-D
June 4th, 2007
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5's for lulz. :)
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Is that the mustard man in the background after the the RAWR?
June 5th, 2007
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background of the song or in the picture? either one is no, unless the mustard man slipped in unbeknownst.
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what is the name of the d'espairs ray song?
June 5th, 2007
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facism (shock jam mix)
June 5th, 2007
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YES!
June 5th, 2007
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I go to that hustler. Frequently.
June 5th, 2007
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nice.
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hkjklkhjkuggyu
June 7th, 2007
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WOOT FOR RAPTOR JESUS!
June 7th, 2007
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EPIC!
June 7th, 2007
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itsok.
June 7th, 2007
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Come on big man run in there don't be shy
June 7th, 2007
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THAT... IS... BEAUTIFUL...
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what kind of a f*ggot dresses up as a f*cking raptor and gets some of his D and D buddies to take pictures of him in a dress....wtf
June 8th, 2007
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lurk moar idiot
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CINCINNATI not CINCINATTI LOL, L. Ron
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Kudos for live action. But no assault on the Dianetics store? -1
June 8th, 2007
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read the comments, i already explained why we didn't go in.
June 8th, 2007
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entertainingly random
June 8th, 2007
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+10 if you go to the Creation Museum in Petersburg with that. Tell them they are right...man did walk among the dinosaurs...RAPTOR JESUS!
June 8th, 2007
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modern day eunuchs
June 8th, 2007
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RAPTOR JESUS IS AN AWESOME GOD HE REIGNS FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE.
June 8th, 2007
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Not even Jesus can resist some good ol' fashion porn.
June 8th, 2007
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5 for d'espairsray
June 9th, 2007
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RAPTOR JESUS FTW!!!
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hilarious. underrated site imo
June 10th, 2007
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WIN!
June 11th, 2007
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LOL!! Raptor Jesus!! OMG! He exists for real! hahahaha
June 11th, 2007
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Did that metal singer just say KAAAAAAAHN at the beginning of the song?
June 11th, 2007
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LOL! thanks for donating, i wouldve missed this! I LOVE RAPTOR JEBUS!
June 11th, 2007
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OSHI
June 11th, 2007
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lol, Raptor Rapture.
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LOOOOOOOOOL
August 16th, 2007
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lawlz
October 29th, 2007
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YES. Win and God in large quantities were used in the making of this YTMND.