Zimmer Gonna SEX YOU UP (sfw img)
Created on: July 28th, 2006
Zimmer Gonna SEX YOU UP (sfw img)
Full version on YTMND Soundtrack Vol. 12. Thanks to Fyrestorm for sponsoring and big ups.

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July 28th, 2006
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teksoqp
July 28th, 2006
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WHY?
July 28th, 2006
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Wtf? lmao... penis
July 28th, 2006
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I GUARANTEEEEEEE IT.
July 28th, 2006
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It's an OK fad but not my favorite
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I love the way the text covers the image, and that it's not tiled
July 28th, 2006
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I dont like the way i look
July 28th, 2006
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As long as it's not the same image or the same Peter North song, it doesn't get 1d. It's slightly remixed at least, so it lives.
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I'm frightened to look.
July 28th, 2006
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you can put it on the board..... yes!
July 28th, 2006
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Description cut off ftl :) 5'd anyway
July 28th, 2006
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I guarantee it.
July 28th, 2006
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YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE THE WAY YOU f*ckING SUCK AT LIFE... OH WAIT, NO. YOU DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU f*ckING SUCK AT LIFE YOU n****rLICOUS f*g f*ckING SLUT WHORE WITH NO LIFE. GO HAVE INTER SPECIES EROTICA AND f*ckING f*ck YOUR OWN MOMMA. n****r. with love, from munka.
July 28th, 2006
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You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it.
July 28th, 2006
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Method No. 23 to countering downvoters: Ignore them.
July 28th, 2006
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Also, monster cocks.
July 28th, 2006
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No.
July 28th, 2006
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lol
July 28th, 2006
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well. a ytmnsfw on the main page.
July 28th, 2006
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5 for pissing off losers like munka
July 28th, 2006
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wtf disturbing
July 28th, 2006
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AHHAHAHAH best ever
July 28th, 2006
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I'm confused and a little scared but still that was pretty awesome.
July 28th, 2006
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YESYESYESYESYES
July 28th, 2006
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Damn, I was hoping for Don Zimmer.
July 28th, 2006
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WHY AM I TURNED ON!
July 28th, 2006
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il give u a 5....i guarantee it
July 28th, 2006
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HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I CAN PLAY AS MANY MIDGETS AT ONCE AS SOME PEOPLE CAN JUGGLE TENNIS BALLS, SOMETIMES UP TO 12 AT ONCE. I GUARANTEE IT.
July 28th, 2006
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I DISLIKE sandshrewd'S MEATHODS OF PREVENTING DOWNVOTERS. THAT n****r.
July 28th, 2006
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haha "alriight! suck my dick!"
July 28th, 2006
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ALLLRIIIIIIIGHT
July 28th, 2006
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I am digging that signature.
July 29th, 2006
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Boomaga. Sexy. Dead on.
July 29th, 2006
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Great!
July 29th, 2006
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5'd for Men's Warehouse
July 29th, 2006
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sfsdfu fdggggggggytthreghf goofd bjob?ggggg
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. MANY YEARS AGO, A MENTALLY HANDICAPPED MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE PILFERED AN OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT FROM MY ILLUSTRIOUS STORE AND WRONGFULLY CLAIMED IT AS HIS OWN. INSULTED BY HIS DISHONESTY, MY MASSIVE MANHOOD MISSILE TORE OUT OF MY FRESHLY TAILORED PANTS, AND VICIOUSLY SLAMMED HIM INTO PAVEMENT, RATTLING HIS BONES AND SEVERING HIS FORESKIN FROM ITS MORTAL COIL.
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THE LOOKS OF INNOCENCE, ABJECT TERROR, AND PURE SADNESS IN HIS EYES EMOTIONALLY AND CHEMICALLY UNITED AND FORMED AN APHRODISIAC WHICH EMANATED FROM HIS VERY SOUL. AROUSED BY THIS DISPLAY AND WITH MY OBLITERATED PANTS LAID STREWN AROUND MY ANKLES, I CHARGED AT HIM WITH THE FEROCITY OF A FEMALE GRIZZLY BEAR PROTECTING ITS YOUNG.
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THE BEWILDERED YET FRIGHTENED LOOK THAT GRACED HIS TEAR-COVERED, DOWN'S SYNDROME-SHAPED FACE AS MY PULSATING POWER PUMP RUSHED TO MEET HIS FACE HAS CAUSED AND WILL CONTINUE TO CAUSE ME UPROARIOUS, RUMBLING LAUGHTER FOR MANY DECADES TO COME. SCARED AND HELPLESS, HE BEGAN TO WADDLE AWAY BUT ALAS, HIS EFFORTS WERE FUTILE.
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BEFORE HE COULD STUMBLE AWAY FROM MY GRASP, I CLOSED THE DISTANCE BETWEEN US WITH MY MASSIVE, MENACING MEMBER, AND HE SOON GOT A TASTE OF MY COLLOSSAL CUM CANNON AS IT SMASHED INTO HIS CRANIUM, WHICH WAS QUITE PUNY BY COMPARISON. THE FORCE OF MY CYCLOPEAN c*nt CLOBBERER SENT HIM HURTLING ACROSS THE ROOM, THROUGH SEVERAL DESKS, AND FINALLY CAUSED HIM TO SLAM HEADFIRST INTO A DISPLAY OF MY DELIGHTFULLY DAPPER SUITS.
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I VAULTED OVER TO HIM WITH THE HELP OF MY PULSATING PYTHON OF POON-POUNDING, AND THEN LIFTED HIM UP AND PINNED HIM AGAINST THE ORNATELY-DECORATED CEILING WITH THE HEAD OF MY CAREFULLY MANUEVERED CERVIX CRUSADER. AS I WATCHED ALL HOPE DISSAPPEAR FROM HIS GRIEF-STRICKEN FACE, I BESPATTERED HIM WITH A DELUGE OF MASTERFULLY SPREAD MANJUICE, DROWNING HIM IN MY RICH PROTEIN SHAKE AND CORRUPTING HIS SOUL.
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THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF CORN SYRUP RUSHING FORTH FROM MY PULSATING, POWER-PACKED PLACENTA POKER QUICKLY FLOODED MY STORE AND RAISED THE EARTH'S SEA LEVEL BY APPROXIMATELY 10 PERCENT. BILLIONS OF PEOPLE GASPED FOR AIR AS THEY DROWNED IN LEGIONS OF MY STIFLINGLY SUBSTANTIAL SEED, AND MANY YEARS AFTER THIS INCIDENT, THE BODY OF THE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE HAS NOT BEEN RECOVERED. I GUARANTEE IT.
July 29th, 2006
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^ O.o ?
July 29th, 2006
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Nice track. Above story accompanies the site decently, as well, ya know, why not?
July 29th, 2006
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f*ck it, I owe this guy a favorite, and the synth sound is unstoppable.
July 29th, 2006
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i hope this new fad meets brian peppers
July 29th, 2006
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Kick butt mix there.
July 29th, 2006
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munka
July 29th, 2006
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yes
July 29th, 2006
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why do I found myself reading every single comment posted on Zimmer sites?
July 29th, 2006
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Boomaga wins again.
July 29th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
July 29th, 2006
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Haha
July 29th, 2006
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I don't like the way you look.
July 29th, 2006
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You guarintee it?
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Misbeliever, Zimmer doesn't hide in f*cking mailboxes and what for his RAEP. He f*cking asserts himself by slamming his CYCLOPEAN c*nt CLOBBERER into the nearest anal cavity.
July 29th, 2006
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lolz. can i get some credit for making the original? took me forever to find that clip..
July 29th, 2006
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SMALL CAPITAL LETTERS
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munka is a f*cktard....this is funny you get a 5
July 29th, 2006
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Hey Boomaga, why aren't you named Winmaga? I love Zimmer.
July 29th, 2006
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The animation confuses me. Is Zimmer's penis a small version of himself?
July 29th, 2006
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holy sh*t this rules
July 29th, 2006
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what the f*ck is this?
July 29th, 2006
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I lol'd.
July 29th, 2006
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+1 for SFWing.
July 29th, 2006
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haha... also Zimmer opposes the war against drugs, fight the power!
July 29th, 2006
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Thank you. Much better.
July 29th, 2006
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I really don't understand why this fad is funny.
July 29th, 2006
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The new Tone Loc!
July 29th, 2006
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I never expected to hear a Men's Wearhouse remix.
July 29th, 2006
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lol men's wherehouse
July 29th, 2006
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As most famously said by a famous voice actor. Lawl.
July 29th, 2006
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:o LOL!
July 29th, 2006
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Consider it Guaranteed
July 29th, 2006
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I guuuuuuuuuuuuaaaarrrraaaaannnteee it
July 29th, 2006
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This is so fukkin awesome
July 29th, 2006
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Lost your touch
July 29th, 2006
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. A FEW YEARS BACK, MY CFO AND I TRAVELED MANY MILES TO THE HOMOSEXUAL CLUB IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. WE THEN PROCEDED INTO THE GAY BAR WHERE WE WERE SUCKED OFF BY 3 GUYS FROM NSYNC INCLUDING LANCE BASS. WE CUMMED ON THEIR FACES AND GAVE THEM COUPONS FOR FREE SUITS BECAUSE WE UNLEASHED LOADS AND RUINED THE SUITS THEY WERE WEARING AT THE TIME. I LOOKED INTO THEIR EYES AND SAID "I GUARANTEE IT". I GUARANTEE IT.
July 29th, 2006
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
July 29th, 2006
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I love the meatspin overtones
July 29th, 2006
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f*cking ownage.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmaga
July 29th, 2006
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gg
July 29th, 2006
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like a decade old, but humourous and relevant: http://www.theflasharchive.com/f/f-85.htm
July 29th, 2006
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SHEESH
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if you really made this song, you're some sort of delicious soup or salad.
July 29th, 2006
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that's a hot mix
July 29th, 2006
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He guarantees it, but time traveler guy doesnt guarantee....I smell an epic battle between the two
July 29th, 2006
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HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHEN I'M OUT ON THE TOWN MY BOUNTEOUS BEEF BATON REMAINS EVER VIGILANT IN ITS SEARCH FOR ASS. WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY I CAME ACROSS YOUR MOM OUTSIDE MY VERY OWN MEN'S WAREHOUSE. IMMEDIATELY MY TREMENDOUS TONG ERUPTED FORTH, SCATTERING THE TEETH OF MY ZIPPER LIKE PINBALLS AS IT THRUST VALIANTLY FORTH TO TAKE YOUR MOM UPSIDE THE CHIN WITH A COCK UPPERCUT WORTHY OF MORTAL KOMBAT.
July 29th, 2006
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AS SHE HOLLERED AT ME IN YIDDISH I BORE DOWN UPON HER LIKE AN INEXORABLE BATTLESHIP. THERE WAS NO HOPE OF ESCAPE FOR HER AS THE THROBBING TIP OF MY LENGTHY LOIN LANCE BATTERED INTO HER THROAT, DISLODGING A FEW MOLARS IN THE PROCESS. BUT YOUR MOM'S PUNY TONGUE COULD NOT BRING SWEET SATISFACTION TO MY DAPPER DONG, AND WITH A FLICK OF MY PONDEROUS PEMMICAN I SENT HER SOARING TO CRASH LIMPLY INTO A BUICK.
July 29th, 2006
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SPRINGING FORTH LIKE A FOX, MY *sshole-SEEKING CROTCH MISSILE GLOMMED IN ON HER BACK DOOR AND LET ITSELF IN TO PUNCH HER KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE. SHRIEKING IN YIDDISH, YOUR MOM CONVULSED ATOP MY LOIN LOBSTER LIKE A STRING PUPPET FOR DAYS BEFORE I UNLOADED MY MIGHTY MAN-CHOWDER, SHOOTING HER HALFWAY INTO ORBIT ATOP A GEYSER OF GROINAL GOO. IF SHE'S LANDED BY NOW, ASK HER ABOUT GEORGE'S BIG THROBBING ZIMMER AND SHE'LL TELL YOU STRAIGHT OUT THAT I'M THE MAN NOW, DOG. I GUARANTEE IT.
July 29th, 2006
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Good JOb Boomaga. I knew it was coming.
July 29th, 2006
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Meh
July 29th, 2006
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I like it! Funky *ss sh*t!
July 29th, 2006
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ummmm...5???
July 29th, 2006
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lol that guy is awesome...
July 29th, 2006
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an its Boomaga FTW!!!1 lol
July 29th, 2006
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Hmm, It's a good song surely, but the visuals just don't do it for me. 3 Stars.
July 29th, 2006
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Also Mens warehouses?
July 29th, 2006
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I hate that guy. 1'd, sry.
July 29th, 2006
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WIN WIN WIN 5 STARS...SO GOOD.
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hawt.
July 29th, 2006
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better make it into the soundtrack
July 29th, 2006
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it did. last minute track.
July 29th, 2006
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Funkadelic.
July 29th, 2006
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HELLZ!
July 29th, 2006
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So.... Funky...
July 29th, 2006
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lol i hate these commercials
July 29th, 2006
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l337
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That music lol
July 29th, 2006
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awesome to the max
July 29th, 2006
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downloadable version of the full song?
July 29th, 2006
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O_o -_- o_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
July 29th, 2006
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4'd for "Guaranteed Booty Music"
July 29th, 2006
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I sense the beginning of a new fad.
July 29th, 2006
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LOL
July 29th, 2006
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Loved it, if you like this check out http://goforsoda.ytmnd.com/
July 29th, 2006
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nope
July 29th, 2006
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boomaga is a good man. I guarantee it.
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fads on ytmnd keep getting less funny
July 29th, 2006
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holy sh*t
July 29th, 2006
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LMFAO
July 29th, 2006
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f*ck, that's scary...
July 29th, 2006
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Seizure-tastic.
July 29th, 2006
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boomaga!
July 29th, 2006
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http://dsgiaib.ytmnd.com/
July 29th, 2006
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lol is this natonal?
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duuude this is the sh*t. i cant believe how long ive been listening to this. is voice is is smokey jazzy sweet.
July 29th, 2006
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This reminds me of Doug for some reason.
July 29th, 2006
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Boomaga and forced self-esteem FTW.
July 29th, 2006
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reminds me of Animutation
July 29th, 2006
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Hypnotizing.
July 29th, 2006
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I don't know what happened here, but it has George Zimmer and some funkay music, and that's all I need.
July 29th, 2006
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Yes back on top 15
July 29th, 2006
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Makes me want a suit...and some sex
July 29th, 2006
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this gets a high rating from the WTF meter
July 29th, 2006
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as a houstonian, I know mattress mac is the perfect PTKFGS for this
July 30th, 2006
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creepy
July 30th, 2006
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Awesome boomaga.
July 30th, 2006
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:D!
July 30th, 2006
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lol
July 30th, 2006
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I have diabetes
July 30th, 2006
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If you release this as a single, it will make the top 100 dance list. I guarantee it.
July 30th, 2006
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How odd.
July 30th, 2006
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Boo's done it again. 5'd for great justice.
July 30th, 2006
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/b/ O SHI-
July 30th, 2006
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wow. just wow
July 30th, 2006
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this is downright seductive
July 30th, 2006
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5ed for the wtf factor
July 30th, 2006
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cool music
July 30th, 2006
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good origional ytmnd, but i hate this *sshole
July 30th, 2006
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oh no you don't
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This... quite possibly the weirdest remix I've heard.
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Wait, which on was this?
July 30th, 2006
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Something tells me if I dont 5 this im going to hell.
July 31st, 2006
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you have 666 votes.
July 31st, 2006
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i'm not going to vote, hopefully jesus will spare me for forcing the apocalypse just a few days early.
July 31st, 2006
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Where is the NSFW version?! I can't find it. The internets is very difficult for me, but I am getting better. Someone please message me with a link to it.
July 31st, 2006
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I hate this "fad", but I can't help loving this ytmnd.
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Bushleague, how can you hate this "fad" when you have no idea what it is? It's not even popular enough to be a fad. I mean, seriously, do you even know where this came from?
July 31st, 2006
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What'll they take from 4chan next?
July 31st, 2006
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July 31st, 2006
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is that a hard drive spinning?
July 31st, 2006
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It's a half-assed fad around the internets which is why I put the word fad in quotes. The long stories with George Zimmer's catchphrases at the beginning and end, 4chan, yawn. Hopefully it will never get big.
July 31st, 2006
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superbe
July 31st, 2006
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Earliest instance of Zimmer on YTMND I can find is 2005-03-29. March of LAST year.
July 31st, 2006
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This mix reminds me of Gaudosalam's background music for Final Fantasy X-2, but it's slappin.
July 31st, 2006
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Awesome. f*cking awesome.
August 1st, 2006
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this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
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lol, bushleague, don't hate it just because you hate 4chan. And boomaga, YTMND did take Zimmer from 4chan, probably right around the time the Zimmer meme first started, but so many people post in both places that its really not a problem.
August 1st, 2006
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PEANUTS!
August 1st, 2006
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damn that's sexy
August 2nd, 2006
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I love how "the way you look" echos.
August 6th, 2006
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I listened to the full track all night long last night. f*ckin' rules. Best thing I've heard from YTMND.
August 13th, 2006
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Haha, I love the 'Alright' in the background. "Suck my dick!"
August 14th, 2006
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f*ckin awesome
August 15th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 15th, 2006
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ALRIGHT! SUCK MY DICK!
August 16th, 2006
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Glad I caught this in ytmnd spy... I assume you'll enter this into the remix contest? http://remixytmnd2.ytmnd.com
August 16th, 2006
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Well, I see you already entered the SOH mix, but I think this one is better. I guarantee it.
August 18th, 2006
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win
August 21st, 2006
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yes
August 25th, 2006
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uhhhh thats not funny at all...
August 26th, 2006
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suck my dick! alright!
August 28th, 2006
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porn groove
August 29th, 2006
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4'd cause that guy kind of annoys me :/
August 31st, 2006
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O.o
September 4th, 2006
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I could listen to this for hours. Another godly mix
September 10th, 2006
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alright!
September 20th, 2006
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
September 23rd, 2006
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lol
September 25th, 2006
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ygltwyl.com
September 29th, 2006
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Yeah, nice one boomaga...now I'm going to have nightmares each time I see a George Zimmer ad....gay nightmares.
October 19th, 2006
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Ohhhhhh gawd... The FUNK... OOH! I'm down with this ^-^ *moves to the beat* This music is glorious. As usual, Mr. Boomaga, YOU ROCK. Man. This is going on my playlists for the rest of eternity.
October 25th, 2006
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I ******* Guaranteeeeeeeeeeeee It!
November 22nd, 2006
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5 for the 3 Zimmer stories I've read due to this ytmnd.
March 5th, 2007
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this is so f*cking underrated still people don't know how much work went into this and how awesome it sounds and how f*cking hilarious it is lol
April 29th, 2007
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I agree, too many users are not aware of this ytmnd or the work that went into the slick audio. I guarantee it.
August 19th, 2007
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I actually listen to this song still... starting with when the site was made. I don't know why this isn't hall of fame. I have it in playlists and CDs for listening in the car. I guarantee it.
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HOLY SH*T
August 9th, 2008
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Needs the old NSFW gif with the big c*ck in order to return to the top.
April 23rd, 2010
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Aw-rite! 5 fo' j00!