Incredible Exploits of the FSM
Created on: August 3rd, 2006
Incredible Exploits of the FSM

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1st
August 3rd, 2006
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i c wut u did thar
August 3rd, 2006
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gg humans... this goes to prove that whether we believe in flying spaghetti monster, or God, or science (i.e. not scientology)... we can all enjoy a good laugh! This also proves that some kids sniff too much glue.
August 3rd, 2006
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Even though I don't agree with anything this says i am going to 5 it just to spit all the people who downvoted my site.
August 3rd, 2006
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You don't agree Peterguy? LOL. This is a polemic against you silly worldview, not a question of belief or disbelief. Christians = dumb.
August 3rd, 2006
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YES! My good friend, after just watching that horse manure of a YTMND about exploits of nothing, I saw this...Thanks. And for those who don't know...may you forever be touched by his noodly appendage.
August 3rd, 2006
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Let's be fair. Equal time spent on teaching equal creation theories!
August 3rd, 2006
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i loved waiting 30 seconds for each frame, not.
August 3rd, 2006
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Ramen.
August 3rd, 2006
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5'd this pwns that stupid christian one.
August 3rd, 2006
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teksoqp
August 3rd, 2006
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pretty ghey. but kinda funny
August 3rd, 2006
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Oh my flying spaghetti monster, you win. Muchly. 5 and an a fave for you.
August 3rd, 2006
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where are the midgits?
August 3rd, 2006
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*Bows* I remember telling people about that in my Biology class a few years ago and they thought I was making it up. Hey, Just like everything else!
August 3rd, 2006
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it makes a lot more sense than the original..and funnier too!
August 3rd, 2006
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Win, win and win.
August 3rd, 2006
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GENIUS! YOU RULE! ALL HAIL FSM!!!!
August 3rd, 2006
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the FSM is God, Ahlla, Buddha, and Chuck Norris!
August 3rd, 2006
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5'ed for an awesome parody religion ytmnd
August 3rd, 2006
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5'd for mocking the Incredible Exploits of Nothing.
August 3rd, 2006
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Clearly made with vaster amounts of Win than the "parody" site Incredible Exploits of Nothing.
August 3rd, 2006
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LIES! PIRATES HAVE ALWAYS EXISTED!
August 3rd, 2006
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Flying Spaghetti Monster! Pastafarianism rules!
August 3rd, 2006
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"Some became pirates... Some did not." - rofl
August 3rd, 2006
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+1 for "and lowering the cost of cable". -_-
August 3rd, 2006
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All bow to the Complex Carbo Deity.
August 3rd, 2006
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Religion just got pwned.
August 3rd, 2006
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I honored his might by adding extra powdered cheese to my spaghetti this evening.
August 3rd, 2006
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August 3rd, 2006
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at first, i was going to 5 this just for the music, and i felt bad. then i realized this was just a great ytmnd.
August 3rd, 2006
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An amusing response to the first.
August 3rd, 2006
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win
August 3rd, 2006
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Thank you. Pastafarians unite.
August 3rd, 2006
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Here Here. ^_^
August 3rd, 2006
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religion pwn3d again. 5d. Peterguy is technically right to give this site a 5, even while his gets downvoted. after all, atheists are right, and he is not.
August 3rd, 2006
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I'm all for just chillin' out and enjoying the smooth, pastafarian muzik. those who believe this is becoming to be a flame war,you really haven't been paying attention to the media for the last 2 years.
August 3rd, 2006
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Well done, you are now the commander of the internet.
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Ramen, brother.
August 3rd, 2006
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+5 for Rastafarians and Bob Marley, -1 for WTF?
August 3rd, 2006
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Sweet, sweet parody. Not a single downvote yet? I'm impressed.
August 3rd, 2006
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Well bloody done! Good to see someone made a site spefically to counter the garbage of the Incredible Exploits of Nothing so soon in comedy form. Plus you can't go wrong with the FSM.
August 3rd, 2006
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How can you all sit through that crap?
August 3rd, 2006
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Hahahaha .... Peterguy is spinning in his bed!
August 3rd, 2006
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A WINNER IS YOU!
August 3rd, 2006
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noodly appendage and lowering the cost of cable ftw.
August 3rd, 2006
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I want to be a pastafarian
August 3rd, 2006
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The Incredible Exploits of Nothing does not even talk about Christianity. Either way, this was good too.
August 3rd, 2006
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well... he still created the universe! but in reality, the pirates are right. Do not listen to the ninjas.
August 3rd, 2006
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lame
August 3rd, 2006
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Speed it up.
August 3rd, 2006
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"sigh...like it's counterpart: Incredible Exploits of Nothing, this will generate a lot of 8 year old arguments over religion."
August 4th, 2006
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Would give it higher for a more accurate description of Pastafarianism, as well as a faster run through the graphic. Props though.
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You are a Prophet, touched by the grace of His Noodley Appendage. I would give you a million stars if I only the FSM would will it so. :( May you encounter many a beer volcano and stripper factory in your afterlife. :) Also awesome music.
August 4th, 2006
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I've tightened up the grafix a bit. The frame speeds are a bit faster now. Thanks for input on that issue everyone. This is my first animated gif/slideshow and I wasnt sure how fast I should skip through since everyone reads at different speeds. The comments let me know it was on the slow side so I've sped it up. Let me know if it helps.
August 4th, 2006
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Hahaha, verry well done and a great comeback to the other video =).
August 4th, 2006
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Boring
August 4th, 2006
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+1 more than the other one for more pirates and noodly appendages. the implicitly seen views of the (ytmnd) creator are no less limited though.
August 4th, 2006
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You forgot the midgets. But this.. this HAD to be done. His Noodlyness is pleased
August 4th, 2006
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meh, whoring out to the atheist ytmnd... lol...
August 4th, 2006
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I love FSM for the parody, but I'm sure Peterguy will be here soon.
August 4th, 2006
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peterguy was already here, see 4th comment ^
August 4th, 2006
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lol, atheist sponsorship
August 4th, 2006
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By popular request I've added a midget.
August 4th, 2006
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Makes much more sense that that bible bullsh*t LOL
August 4th, 2006
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this crushes exploits of nothing!
August 4th, 2006
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5 cause I 5'd the other one to piss off the people that worry too much about stuff like this ... thus restoring balance to my YTMND ratings :P
August 4th, 2006
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Now, here's a preachy site we can all agree on!
August 4th, 2006
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FSM is God. Wait, FSM is FSM. How many YTMND'ers have bought the gospel, anyways?
August 4th, 2006
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haha you win
August 4th, 2006
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Nice Parody! The other is much more believable, but since this is a parody 5'd
August 4th, 2006
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DOH...Fived !!
August 4th, 2006
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Not that good.
August 4th, 2006
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Can't go wrong with spaghetti.
August 4th, 2006
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I am of a strong belief that this universe was created by and is currently in the hands of His Noodlyness the Flying Spaghetti Monster as described by Our Prophet Bobby Henderson. You, sir, profane this belief by your unintelligible and uninsightful portrayal of our religion. You clearly do not understand our creation story, nor do you seem to be living a life bound for the beer volcano. I'd like to help you, but until you learn to spell midgit there's nothing more to say.
August 4th, 2006
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FSMFTW!
August 4th, 2006
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Also, less one star for the erroneous addition of "midgets"
August 4th, 2006
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After watching "the incredible exploits of nothing" I'm glad someone has the sense to take the piss out of it like this.
August 4th, 2006
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lol, agnosticism.
August 4th, 2006
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What I meant to say was IT SUCKED DONKEY BALLS.
August 4th, 2006
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Hello. My name is Furluge (not really) and I approve this message.
August 4th, 2006
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Not incredibly sucky, which is saying something here on ytmnd.
August 4th, 2006
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f*ck yes. Also http://mattercannonpeterguy.ytmnd.com/
August 4th, 2006
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Hah, loved it. Flying spaghetti monster forever!
August 4th, 2006
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I'm 5'ing all of your sites. EXCELLENT.
August 4th, 2006
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nice job man!
August 4th, 2006
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I saved four stars from "Nothing" and now I know where to put em. Especially since I just had ramen. Ramen, brother, ramen.
August 4th, 2006
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5'd for Bob Marley, also the 'I really wish you wouldn't' bit should be taken as a view by christians as well =\
August 4th, 2006
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This totally owns.
August 4th, 2006
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Oh yeah someone needs to do an NEDM verison.
August 4th, 2006
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This is made of win and awesome. Originally 4'd, but watching it again and being surprised by the midget upped it by one.
August 4th, 2006
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-1 for failing to use the flash preloader.
August 4th, 2006
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Yes, it is all true! I was visited by the great spaghediety recently in a vision. Ramen!
August 4th, 2006
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I'm extremely disappointed to realize that so few people realize how wrong this is :(
August 4th, 2006
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You should publish this as a book and make lots of money like Scientology.
August 4th, 2006
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Sacrilegious.
August 4th, 2006
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Thank you. This needed to be made in response to religion. 5 for mocking the self righteous Incredible Exploits of Nothing.
August 4th, 2006
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5* for factualitisity
August 4th, 2006
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I'm a pastafarian, myself.
August 4th, 2006
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Someday I hope to be touched by the Appendage.
August 4th, 2006
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hell yes, best parody ever.
August 4th, 2006
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Why would the FSM go to the bother of making us like pirates and giving us free will and the ability to learn if that knowledge didn't faithfully describe his creation? Aren't those who insist that evolution doesn't exist essentially limiting FSM's power?
August 4th, 2006
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Well put.
August 4th, 2006
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slideshow -10
August 4th, 2006
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forgot to mention he started by creating a mountain, some trees, and a midget.
August 4th, 2006
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there are so many reasons i want to 5 this. 5 for the idea. 5 for anti-religion. 5 for the music. 5 for using university of washington sources. 5 for f*cking existing! also, 5th site i've favorited.
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This isn't really a response to the other YTMND. It argued that the complexity of the universe identifies a divine architect, NOT that that architect was skewing results, etc. (like the Intelligent Design capitalized form FSM was a response to). But still, I hate that logic so it gets and 1 and this is just uninspired so it gets a 3.
August 4th, 2006
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well this sucks major ass...like yourself.
August 4th, 2006
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Nah man, you don't get it. The point of this ytmnd is that you simply can't *prove* that God exists, or what form God takes. God and religion are about faith in what you can't see or touch but what you feel and what you believe.
August 4th, 2006
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You sure as hell can't see oxygen, but you know it's there don't you? This ytmnd fails.
August 4th, 2006
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not doing it for me. +1 for effort.
August 4th, 2006
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At least it has more scientific backing (pirate chart) then "Nothing". Plus FSM is the third coolest god after Odin and Horus.
August 4th, 2006
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This really got a 5'd from everyone, but FSM changed it to be modest ---------"Sacrilegious." No my friend Sacrilicious---------"I'm extremely disappointed to realize that so few people realize how wrong this is :(" You understand that we don't believe this we just find it funny.
August 4th, 2006
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f*ggy short film
August 4th, 2006
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and yet you continue to breathe? I wonder why... Oxygen can be indirectly observed. A deity cannot be observed in any way, nor can it be concluded from logic.
August 4th, 2006
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FSM FTW!
August 4th, 2006
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-1 for a slideshow, -1 for stealing the FSM from its website, and -1 for being not funny at all, and -1 for all the douche bags who upvoted it because they disliked the other non-funny YTMND.
August 4th, 2006
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3 for not a total lack of effort, but seemed to stray from the purpose of the FSM, which was created not to refute the concept of religion, but to encourage the separation of church and state (namely in education). At least you used parody to mock an idea that troubled you, and I can always respect parody.
August 4th, 2006
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peterguy, GTFO
August 4th, 2006
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it was good, but slow it down, i wasnt able to read it all.
August 4th, 2006
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5 for pastafarians!
August 4th, 2006
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I found this not funny and boring. Sorry.
August 4th, 2006
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is it wrong to 5 both sites? i found both interesting to watch, though i agree with neither
August 4th, 2006
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LOL. Finally someone who gets it.
August 4th, 2006
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I refuse to accept that there were no pirates in the beginning.
August 4th, 2006
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shallow thinkers.
August 4th, 2006
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3 for being funny but 5 for PASTAFARIANS!
August 5th, 2006
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This is probably the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I mean, come on, this is AMERICA. We don't do parody here. Stick to sarcasm and slapstick humor, please.
August 5th, 2006
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5 for Marley!!!
August 5th, 2006
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5'd for truth
August 5th, 2006
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"-1 for stealing the FSM from its website" - not sure what exactly that means. The creator of the FSM gave permission to reuse the images found on his website and I cited the source as well.
August 5th, 2006
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1 for marley
August 5th, 2006
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too bad we just can't destroy the churches, for some reason that's a crime
August 5th, 2006
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Great. :P
August 5th, 2006
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-2 for microphone recording
August 5th, 2006
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5 for the FSM, -1 for bad spelling, -2 for actually making a political point different from the FSM's original purpose in the last slide.
August 5th, 2006
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"-2 for actually making a political point different from the FSM's original purpose in the last slide." - the last slide is directly out of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Buy the book and check it out.
August 5th, 2006
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You obviously missed my point, if FSM is FSM, then He has the attributes of FSM, unlike anything in the universe which means that FSM is eternal and outside the dimensions of time, and space. Since FSM is not bound by any specific dimension we can say that the physical science of this universe is not bound to Him...
August 5th, 2006
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dont get it
August 5th, 2006
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Ramen. "By popular request I've added a midget." lmao!
August 5th, 2006
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RAmen.
August 5th, 2006
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I WANT TO BELIEVE!
August 5th, 2006
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Now THAT'S a god worth killing over
August 11th, 2006
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Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his Noodly Appendage. To all Christians consider this, is your God as edible as ours?
August 11th, 2006
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Actually luigi212, you can see Oxygen with the proper equipment.
August 18th, 2006
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YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - F*GGY JEW - STOP WHINING BITCH - GERMANY WANTS YOU SO THEY CAN GASS YOUR *SS - BITCH *SS JEW YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - F*GGY JEW - STOP WHINING BITCH - GERMANY WANTS YOU SO THEY CAN GASS YOUR *SS - BITCH *SS JEW YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - F*GGY JEW - STOP WHINING BITCH - GERMANY WANTS YOU SO THEY CAN GASS YOUR *SS - BITCH *SS JEW YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - F*GGY JEW - STOP WHINING BITC
August 19th, 2006
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"touched by his noodly appendage" this is good... i thought eargirl was in left field, but then i saw this
August 24th, 2006
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August 24th, 2006
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Er, darn tab key. Pastafaria is a great religion and I respect you people's beliefs very much.
September 9th, 2006
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you win, good day sir.
September 9th, 2006
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Isn't it funny how all the downvoter comments have nothing intelligent in them?
September 10th, 2006
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Win. Peterguy, f*ck your mother.
September 25th, 2006
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Touched.
September 26th, 2006
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LOL FSM ftw. You know whats funny is that started by 2 guys in my highschool, my teacher has a pic of them and the SM on his wall. I should go get some pics.
October 2nd, 2006
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WIN!!!!!!
October 13th, 2006
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I hadn't noticed the nebula's shape before. Where's it from?
December 7th, 2006
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Word of wisdom, brother. May his noodly appendages be with you.
December 24th, 2006
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HAIL HAIL HAIL ERIS ERIS ERIS!
August 6th, 2007
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F*ck yes!