Alternate Endings to "Death and the Captain"
Created on: August 4th, 2006
Alternate Endings to "Death and the Captain"

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August 4th, 2006
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haha thats great
August 4th, 2006
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hehe
August 4th, 2006
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Stop resubmitting this crap
August 4th, 2006
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^Parents still at your door?
August 4th, 2006
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Haha, I loved the Picard meets himself in the after life. That made me LOL.
August 4th, 2006
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True art medium? Give me a break. "It's YTMND you f*ggot."
August 4th, 2006
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YES! I was waiting for NEDM. xD
August 4th, 2006
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OMFG LOL, all my 5's belong to this.
August 4th, 2006
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LOL! NEDM would have funny too!
August 4th, 2006
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5'd for NEDM at the end, I was expecting it the whole time =D
August 4th, 2006
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Bravo!
August 4th, 2006
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Also, AIM?
August 4th, 2006
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for the win
August 4th, 2006
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5 because Robert Fripp and King Crimson are Gods.
August 4th, 2006
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i knew the NEDM was coming
August 4th, 2006
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No need to justify the original to the pack of slobbering idiots that need a "funny" or the site isn;t good to them.
August 4th, 2006
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i was waiting for the NEDM at the end. 5.
August 4th, 2006
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NE freakin' DM!!
August 4th, 2006
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Should have stopped at "You're the man now dog. And boo for no Q.
August 4th, 2006
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"Happy now! Go away!" LOL
August 4th, 2006
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I was going to say "COPE?? PAH - YOU FAIL" and downvote you, but the NEDM saves! ALL HAIL NEDM!
August 4th, 2006
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NEDM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That made my night!
August 4th, 2006
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5 for nedm
August 4th, 2006
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Man, that was awesome. I was expecting NEDM. And then the site went on, and I wasn't anymore. AND THEN BAM. Well done.
August 4th, 2006
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BTW, I really liked the original "Death and the Captain". So now we have that AND its comedic side, so it's the best of both worlds.
August 4th, 2006
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HAHAHHA 5 for NEDM
August 4th, 2006
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5 for everything. Especially the NEDM!!! And yes, I was satisfied!
August 4th, 2006
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yes!... YES! FINALLY DELIVERS!
August 4th, 2006
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Should have been Raptor Jesus.
August 4th, 2006
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3 for king crimson +1 for NEDM. +1 more for SMB death music.
August 4th, 2006
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God this is sickening. Ghey ot say the least...
August 4th, 2006
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NEDM saved this ytmnd.
August 4th, 2006
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not funny, no nedm, showing your ugly mug, you should be greatful with a 2
August 4th, 2006
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art is for f*gs. king crimson is good. you are fat.
August 4th, 2006
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In the end this is just another fad conglomerate.
August 4th, 2006
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This is funny, but dammit I *knew* one of these days people would start getting all pretentious about YTMND being a new "medium" of "expression".... ugh.
August 4th, 2006
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This was gonna be a 4 because I was like "Where's the NEDM", but then it jumped out at me, so, 5.
August 4th, 2006
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my fav star trek episode, especially when he gets stabbed and laughs, that's f*cking hard core. and of course Q who we callest ourself, so there.
August 4th, 2006
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NEDM was the icing on the cake. Well done.
August 4th, 2006
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NEDM - priceless
August 4th, 2006
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More fads is not the answer! But you still make valid points. Then again you did NEDM it, the lack of which made the original good.
August 4th, 2006
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5 for the fact that I was expecting God to be Connery in the original
August 4th, 2006
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Why did I KNOW NEDM would be thrown in?
August 4th, 2006
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Expected, and failed
August 4th, 2006
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the whole time i was like "ok the next one will be NEDM then i was like aww but still awesome. then bam!
August 4th, 2006
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I loved the ending, just before NEDM...then i laughed my *ss off...This deserves every star of it's 5.
August 4th, 2006
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Yes, YES!
August 4th, 2006
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At dual Picard, "That's my name don't wear it out..." also 2 until the NEDM ... :)
August 4th, 2006
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Thank you for making it worth my while to wait until the very end. NEDM for all eternity!!!
August 4th, 2006
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What's even cooler is the "Picard meets Picard" scenario = "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier". The winning continues...
August 4th, 2006
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oh god i LOVE THE ENDING!!!! HAHAHA NEDM!
August 4th, 2006
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You know creator.. I watched this and said and fought your endings at every turn.. found a reason to hate them.. good reasons I think.. then oh then you played your nonchalant trump card.. damn you. I give my second ever favorite.
August 4th, 2006
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OK, now that I'm done laughing...the serious side to my comment: I really liked how you used the first one as a serious one, I think it made a very true statement! And the humor behind this one, is that I was expecting NEDM the entire time, and then you let me down...but then JUST as I was about to hit the profile button, it hit me out of nowhere, and it was a perfect humorous shocker
August 4th, 2006
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2 cuz I was hoping for either a raptor jesus or an "I'm jesus, lol"... or macgyver
August 4th, 2006
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I LOVE YOU FOR NEDM!
August 4th, 2006
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Well and amusingly said.
August 4th, 2006
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PinguPenguin, I think this may have started the gorilla warfare.. the NEDM in the trees.
August 4th, 2006
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I love the horrified reaction on Picards face XD
August 4th, 2006
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long story short, 5'd.
August 4th, 2006
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I want to give this a 4.3, but that isn't an option, and I always round up.
August 4th, 2006
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Yes, very satisfied.
August 4th, 2006
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Wouldn't have been complete without NEDM.
August 4th, 2006
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I was thinking "What? no NEDM?" Yup, satisfied, thx.
August 4th, 2006
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a good f*ggy short film, but still a f*ggy short film. save the blocks of text for your blog.
August 4th, 2006
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How did i know that was coming?
August 4th, 2006
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You're very pretentious.
August 4th, 2006
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Thank god! I thought I'd have to post a "where's the NEDM?".
August 4th, 2006
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nice gaim, and this was a bit trite, i liked the old one.
August 4th, 2006
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I was thinking to myself "That SOB, he left NEDM out on purpose" But you delivered. And for that, 5.
August 4th, 2006
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YES YES OMG LOLOLOL I WAS GONNA CRY CUS NO NEDM! lololololol you have made my day. im favving this site
August 4th, 2006
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LMAO didn't except to see Happy Cat. Good job.
August 4th, 2006
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yes
August 4th, 2006
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YES! I totally suggested that god should be connery when this was done the first time. Additional props for the placating NEDM.
August 4th, 2006
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Hilarous man.
August 4th, 2006
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I held on till the end. The ending from the show is best.
August 4th, 2006
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It ended and I said to myself "What? No NEDM?!" And then, as if it heard my request...
August 4th, 2006
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omg dude I lol'd hard on the mindfck one CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE
August 4th, 2006
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Good to see you stayed with your first idea.
August 4th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA I JUST WATCHED IT AGAIN I'D 6 FOR NEDM oh my god weed + ytmnd is a great thing
August 4th, 2006
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wtf?
August 4th, 2006
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I'm glad you left "Death and the Captain" as it was.
August 4th, 2006
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I was waiting for the NEDM
August 4th, 2006
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This was gonna get a 2 until NEDM popped up, so a +2 for you.
August 4th, 2006
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I hope to god that YTMND doesn't start getting f*ggoty and artsy-serious.
August 4th, 2006
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...but +1 for NEDM.
August 4th, 2006
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Once again you wow my mind, and give joy to the senses. You make such enjoyable YTMND's, you are truly a Artist.
August 4th, 2006
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peer pressure rules. way to go.
August 4th, 2006
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Awesome, I was just about to close the tab while thinking "Hmm, that was a perfect opportunity for NEDM" when suddenly... Well you sir are winner.
August 4th, 2006
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hurray king crimson!
August 4th, 2006
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King Crimson ftw!
August 4th, 2006
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star trek sucks and it loks like you did that in paint
August 4th, 2006
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i think this needs a scooby-do ending, "Yea thats right im god, and you would have never found out if it werent for those damn *insert something star trek related*"
August 4th, 2006
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NEDM
August 4th, 2006
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Thank you for saying those words. YTMND has grown beyond it's original intent and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.
August 4th, 2006
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I'm torn on this. Pandering to the NEDM crowd is the new in thing and I don't dig it, but your method earns you a respectable 3.
August 4th, 2006
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Well, thank goodness you didn't succumb to pressure to end with something obvious like NED.. oh.
August 4th, 2006
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get over star trek u f*ckheads
August 4th, 2006
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just when it got good, you f*cked it up... or did you? the best nedm suprise ever
August 4th, 2006
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why are the heads cut out so crappy? the rest is nice though
August 4th, 2006
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NEDM! YAY!
August 4th, 2006
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I thought that Death at the Captain was a success...
August 4th, 2006
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and***
August 4th, 2006
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basically, if you can't behind something because it isn't funny or can't see how all of this is art you are a turd and eat turds and yo mama was a turd
August 4th, 2006
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and what i found at the end of the universe was? NEDM!
August 4th, 2006
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The one with Brian Peppers was the best.
August 4th, 2006
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Bravo.
August 4th, 2006
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Your timing was perfect. I wanted that nedm so badly.
August 4th, 2006
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hahahahahaha!
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I went back and 5'd the original because you have a valid point, but I also gave this one a 5 for playing to us YTMND fanboys. +X for the surprise NEDM ending.
August 4th, 2006
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I HELD OUT FOR THE NEDM AN DIT DELIVERED
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the fifth star is for NEDM
August 4th, 2006
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I WILL CRUSH YOU
August 4th, 2006
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I laughed. allot!
August 4th, 2006
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I was waiting for NEDM since for ever, i thought you really forgot it! but you didn't YOU WIN SIR
August 4th, 2006
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Wow that was long. Did I miss anything when I fell asleep?
August 4th, 2006
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You should have the music from the movie "Clue" between scenes..
August 4th, 2006
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thats cool how you used the billysk8tr clip though
August 4th, 2006
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Satisfied? Now go away. HAHAHAHAHA nice
August 4th, 2006
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It should have ended with L. Ron. Nuff' said!
August 4th, 2006
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I concur. Fun options to think about, but thank god you stayed with the serious one. Just wouldn't be as cool otherwise.
August 4th, 2006
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NEDM need served. 5 for you.
August 4th, 2006
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I'll say it again: the original version ended perfectly. I'll still 5 this because I liked how you explained yourself, and I liked some of the variations (And the original scene).
August 4th, 2006
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hated it till the NEDM ending. 4.
August 4th, 2006
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1'd for Not Even Funny
August 4th, 2006
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No L Ron?
August 4th, 2006
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win
August 4th, 2006
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hhahahhahahaha i love alot :P
August 4th, 2006
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OH ALRIGHT....NEDM...ultimate roflmao
August 4th, 2006
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i was saying nedm nedm nedm the whole time and then it happened and i 5'd it
August 4th, 2006
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its a shame to those downvoters frikin f*ckers >:[
August 4th, 2006
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holy sh*t, that is the most awesome ytmnd ever! i was just hoping and hoping for NEDM! and it CAME! hahahaha
August 4th, 2006
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DFHSDHF for MEDN
August 4th, 2006
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I was going to vote 3, but then the lecture at the end ruined it. Stop taking YTMND seriously, f*ck.
August 4th, 2006
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NEDM saved you from a one you lousy piece of sh*t motherf*cker.
August 4th, 2006
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Glorious!
August 4th, 2006
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I disagree. Just because the Washington Post calls YTMNDs art, that doesn't instantly make YTMND a site for art. One WP editor just likes YTMND enough to call it art. Also, art doesn't NEED to be serious. Also, "If you don't like it, tough. Times change. Cope" is a pretty lame thing of you to say. But the site was funny, so 4.
August 4th, 2006
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+10,000 for NEDM
August 4th, 2006
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very thoroughly satisfied.
August 4th, 2006
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5 for the NEDM presentation; springing it on us last minute when we were about to believe it wasn't gonna be there.
August 4th, 2006
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Saw it coming.
August 4th, 2006
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I was expecting NEDM on the original, +5
August 4th, 2006
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Hahaha! Just when I was thinking "Huh, no Secret NEDM ending?"...WHAM. A YTMNDer after me own heart. :))
August 4th, 2006
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somehow you have to be funny in real life to be funny on here.
August 4th, 2006
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I thought NEDM would be in the original too. Thanks for bowing down to pressure from your peers and putting NEDM at the end of this. I'd give it 6 stars if he does the head slide.
August 4th, 2006
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I didn't suspect NEDM :P
August 4th, 2006
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The NEDM made my migraine go away.
August 4th, 2006
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The sound is Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber at the start, credit it please.
August 4th, 2006
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This isn't art, nor is it funny. This is a stupid piece of crap that never needed to be made. I don't care how you thought up alternate endings to an already too long f*ggy short film of a ytmnd.
August 4th, 2006
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Ytmnd is humour and always will be...f*ck art lol. "It's YTMND you f*ggot!" :P
August 4th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
August 4th, 2006
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You still don't get it. These endings are not really funny if you announce them before with long and annoying texts.
August 4th, 2006
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glad you didn't.
August 4th, 2006
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You get my 5 stars for the very end.
August 4th, 2006
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Happy Cat clinched it. I know it's inane but it always makes me laugh. You never know where it'll show up.
August 4th, 2006
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While I agree, just because it's 'serious' doesn't necessarily make it art. At least you didn't pull an NEDM. It would have been too obvious.
August 4th, 2006
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LMAO!! I knew you were gonna come back and throw in an NEDM.. but it was still awesome, none-the-less
August 4th, 2006
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FIVE FOR KING CRIMSON!!!!
August 4th, 2006
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lol i was waiting patiently for the obvious NEDM i didnt think it would happen then it hit me very funny
August 4th, 2006
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you were working towards a solid 4 or 5 until you went gay with nedm
August 4th, 2006
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Also NEDM.
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i was almost disappointed. you delivered with the nedm. ty :D
August 4th, 2006
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Should have used the YOUR THE MAN NOW DOG ending.
August 4th, 2006
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I was THIS CLOSE to totally rejecting this....then...the final ending. Beautiful! lol
August 4th, 2006
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gj
August 4th, 2006
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NEDM saved it
August 4th, 2006
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You, in fact, are the man now dog. Nice.
August 4th, 2006
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i thank the nonexistant lord above you did not choose any of these.
August 5th, 2006
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Hoo-ray for Mario U DIIIIE music
August 5th, 2006
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-2 for your art talk but + 10 for nedm
August 5th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
August 5th, 2006
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+5 for the glorious mindf*ck, and +5 for resigning yourself to the inevitable at the end :)
August 5th, 2006
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f*ck you
August 5th, 2006
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what a crock of sh*te
August 5th, 2006
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you get +5 for reading my f'n mind
August 5th, 2006
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very nice,its now a fav!
August 5th, 2006
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Great! I love the mindf*ck ending.
August 5th, 2006
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so many points were being taken away, until NEDM, so i'm happy.
August 5th, 2006
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Five'd for NEDM (ok, the whole YTMND was great but I think this was your point.
August 5th, 2006
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Great follow-up. Love the end, best use of... that... in a long time.
August 5th, 2006
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your def. the man now dog
August 5th, 2006
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-1 for the ugly guy with the glasses
August 5th, 2006
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WIN WIN WIN
August 5th, 2006
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I swore I would 4 it. Damn you for covering ALL bases, INCLUDING NEDM!!
August 5th, 2006
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hahahahahaha i see what u did there
August 5th, 2006
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I totally saw that coming........... and I loved it!
August 5th, 2006
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I really like this, and theres some good work on the sound and the imagery here, must have taken a while to sync up and whatnot. Seriously though, f*ggy short films and slideshows ftl. Remember your fundamentals.
August 5th, 2006
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For the record, I picture NEDM as the afterlife.
August 5th, 2006
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You should have used the connery ending :( well done though
August 5th, 2006
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OH MY GOD YOU DID NEDM JUST FOR THAT IM FAVING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! f*ckING AWESOME!
August 5th, 2006
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LMFAO I was waiting till the very end specifically for NEDM! I knew you wouldn't let us down!!!
August 5th, 2006
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God I was wondering when NEDM would show up.
August 5th, 2006
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lol you are ugly
August 5th, 2006
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times change! also, cocks.
August 5th, 2006
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10*= 5 for effort + 5 for NEDM
August 5th, 2006
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This is terrible. Stop making YTMNDs dedicated to previous artistic decisions you've made. Also, die.
August 5th, 2006
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I like the mindf*ck one. but, connery one makes quite a good statement about the "artsty" crowd but meh. its f*ckin all good.
August 5th, 2006
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You're the man now dog!
August 5th, 2006
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F*ck the fundamentals... that was a great set-up. I was ready to one-star this, but the NEDM was definitely a +Infinity rating.
August 5th, 2006
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5'd for NEDM!
August 5th, 2006
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I like it
August 5th, 2006
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I completely agree with this ytmnd (lmao for the end too because you knew it was what everyone was thinking :P)
August 5th, 2006
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I liked the last one
August 5th, 2006
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epic!!
August 5th, 2006
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5'ed against "it's not funny" whiners. Can we shoot them yet?
August 5th, 2006
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You Win, Don't Try Again ^_^
August 5th, 2006
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5'ed for great (if somewhat expected) use of NEDM.
August 5th, 2006
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You Win, please Try Again ^_^
August 5th, 2006
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My version will be better.
August 5th, 2006
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nice
August 5th, 2006
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original was good, but 1 for your ugly mug.
August 5th, 2006
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Lawl, win
August 5th, 2006
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You done jerking yourself off yet?
August 5th, 2006
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5'd for NEDM! and you love it!
August 5th, 2006
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cope reminds me of copa cabanna
August 5th, 2006
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Way to not even mention NEDM, f*g.
August 5th, 2006
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yeah, that was pretty crappy
August 5th, 2006
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When i watched Death and the Captain, i waited for NEDM the entire way through...but in the end, i was not dissapointed at all.
August 5th, 2006
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That was painfully unfunny.
August 5th, 2006
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That was the STUPIDEST ytmnd ever. I know you can do better than that!
August 5th, 2006
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you made the rigt choice with "Death and te Captain". this one stinks tho
August 5th, 2006
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5'd for both daring to use "ibid" and mention Philip Glass in the same YTMND. Also, thank-you for going with the original ending.
August 5th, 2006
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meh.
August 5th, 2006
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5'd because of the fact that you told off all those morons who keep downvoting because they think YTMND's absolutely positively HAVE to be funny. And because of the "IT'S A TRAP" ending.
August 5th, 2006
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lol faved that simple omfg =] LOL
August 5th, 2006
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Starless and... bible black!
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Your making of alternate endings was witty. You taking the Washington Post seriously was not. Both of your YTMNDs were good - keep up the good work, just don't take this so seriously. Animated gifs and looping wavs does not an art form make.
August 5th, 2006
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Did you purposfuly make the transitions between endings like from the ending of clue? If so, you're so leet. If not, well they are like it. And if you think i'm talking about the board game, FYAD and go rent Clue right now.
August 5th, 2006
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NEDM Ftw
August 5th, 2006
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your the reason why jesus died
August 5th, 2006
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I love you!
August 5th, 2006
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who was the fat kid?
August 5th, 2006
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TOOK WAY TO f*ckING LONG FOR THE NEDM ENDING!!
August 5th, 2006
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I still don't like it.
August 5th, 2006
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too long clanky, too long! good nedm, though
August 5th, 2006
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Thank you! YTMNDs don't all have to be jokey.
August 5th, 2006
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5'd for fads. And telling it like it is.
August 5th, 2006
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It was gonna be a 4 until I saw "oh alright..."
August 5th, 2006
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your bullsh*t almost got u 1 star...thank god for happy cat
August 5th, 2006
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I was waiting for NEDM =) 5'd
August 5th, 2006
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this sucks and i hate you.
August 5th, 2006
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I hear a foghorn............ BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
August 5th, 2006
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NEDM is sh*t.
August 5th, 2006
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Well said. I can't stand people who insist that YTMND *has* to be "teh funny." Some of my favorites are serious ones.
August 5th, 2006
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All that's missing is a techno rave. 5/5.
August 5th, 2006
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Death and the Captain was beautiful.
August 5th, 2006
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5'd for encouraging nedm to nevar die
August 5th, 2006
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"Well said. I can't stand people who insist that YTMND *has* to be "teh funny." Some of my favorites are serious ones." - Agreed 100%
August 5th, 2006
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NEDM was a given here.
August 5th, 2006
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August 5th, 2006
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ok so that is officially one of the funniest ytmnds in a while. Hopefully a top rated :) ... if the downvoters dont get here ;-;
August 5th, 2006
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should have had NEDM...
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