A Simple Question - Closed
Created on: August 7th, 2006
A Simple Question - Closed
This little project is now closed. I may do another one in the future.

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August 7th, 2006
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sh*ts and giggles mostly
August 7th, 2006
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For the women, duh.
August 7th, 2006
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To be happy for the rest of your life, of course
August 7th, 2006
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for the 1's, so i get used to the concept of rejection.
August 7th, 2006
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For having nothing else to do.
August 7th, 2006
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+1 inch to my e-penis for every 5?
August 7th, 2006
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why the song choice? doesn't seem relevant
August 7th, 2006
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It just to give the question good vibes.
August 7th, 2006
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to be downvoted
August 7th, 2006
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God's given me a gift. I YTMND well. I YTMND very well.
August 7th, 2006
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I make YTMND's to provide humor and amusement to myself, my friends and people all over the internet. O_o And, then someday... Someday another YTMND will make it to the top 15 where it will be happy and I will be happy and if the site is well loved then all of the YTMND users will be happy.
August 7th, 2006
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Sheer boredom at work and the wealth of retarded crap on the internets.
August 7th, 2006
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I don't. I can't take the social pressure and sense of failure. ;-;
August 7th, 2006
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So I can show funny things that I made myself to my friends and the people I know. Also if you're lucky you can gain internet fame on YTMND.
August 7th, 2006
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Everytime I make a YTMND Satan vomits a ninja that promptly kicks Satan in the nuts and then teleports away and it looks totally badass.
August 7th, 2006
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To raise racial awareness.
August 7th, 2006
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I get bored sometimes. Also it helps with the exorcism of my next door neighbor. Every time Satan hears "NEDM", he gets freaked out and runs away.
August 7th, 2006
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Because I'm an artist now.
August 7th, 2006
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i get a natural high from seeing people rate the crap i make. GODDAMIT I NEED MY FIX NOW!!
August 7th, 2006
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Cause I like to make half assed attempts at humor.
August 7th, 2006
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To be the dog now, man
August 7th, 2006
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I've been looking around the site for a little more than a year, but I started making them at the beginning of the summer in an effort to teach myself Photoshop, Imageready, and Audacity for my new IT job. It worked. I kept about a dozen in my profile. I made many more, but I only kept the ones people seemed to kinda like.
August 7th, 2006
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because my attention span doesn't go far beyond 15 seconds
August 7th, 2006
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To start a fad :)
August 7th, 2006
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For sexual relief?
August 7th, 2006
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hey look I found the only one interestring bingo site.
August 7th, 2006
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for the buttsecks,
August 7th, 2006
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for sh*t and giggles
August 7th, 2006
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For recognition. :'(
August 7th, 2006
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so people will love me...
August 7th, 2006
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because I touch myself at night.
August 7th, 2006
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for Xenu!
August 7th, 2006
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for fun, to entertain, and for self-expression
August 7th, 2006
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so the internet gain sentience
August 7th, 2006
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i make ytmnds for the internet popularity, because with internet popularity comes ASS. and im not talking just any ass, im talking freaky boy-band ASS.
August 7th, 2006
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For great justice
August 7th, 2006
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So that the e-vengers have something to downvote after I downvote them.
August 7th, 2006
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In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman.
August 7th, 2006
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For my own amusement, I'm selfish... but if other people like 'em more power to me.
August 7th, 2006
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To bring laughter and joy to an otherwise shallow and empty existence.
August 7th, 2006
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Because daddy never hugged me.
August 7th, 2006
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As an easy way to link small children to large shock images I have found and feel somehow better that I have scarred a small child who just wanted to discuss Degrassi High for life
August 7th, 2006
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To bring techno funk beat to the entire universe. im on galatic tour man!
August 7th, 2006
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for my wife
August 7th, 2006
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To make people laugh, mostly. What a failure I am.
August 7th, 2006
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For myself
August 7th, 2006
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Make up a reason. I have no f*cking idea.
August 7th, 2006
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because chicks dig ytmnds
August 7th, 2006
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for the pretty stars.
August 7th, 2006
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To make someone, somewhere out there have a good laugh.
August 7th, 2006
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because i'm sick of seeing crap sites like this
August 7th, 2006
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To make max rich as hell by Getting donations.
August 7th, 2006
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Because you touch yourself at night.
August 7th, 2006
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5 because "suprises" should have an r.
August 7th, 2006
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For Internet popularity. Also, profit. Also, cocks.
August 7th, 2006
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I'd have to agree with cocks.
August 7th, 2006
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for the humour
August 7th, 2006
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I don't.
August 7th, 2006
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To keep the monsters at bay.....
August 7th, 2006
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Because the voices tell me to.
August 7th, 2006
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... also cocks
August 7th, 2006
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Contributing to the YTMND community etc. Because when I make one, I'm lowering the proportion of NEDM sites by a tiny margin.
August 7th, 2006
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SO I CAN SHOW MY DAD THAT IM GOOD FOR SOMETHING! :(
August 7th, 2006
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Because "they" make me.....
August 7th, 2006
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I make YTMND's so that when I turn the internet on, I have something to look at besides the old PORN sitting on my desktop. And all the people on AIM who don't want to talk to my ass.
August 7th, 2006
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For the money. And I'd do it again, ya hear?
August 7th, 2006
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Because I can.
August 7th, 2006
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So that max would threaten to delete me and all my sites... :) (http://mcqueen-1337.ytmnd.com/)
August 7th, 2006
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POWER, ABSOLUTE POWER
August 7th, 2006
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Because without YTMND, I'd be surfing eBaums obliviously.
August 7th, 2006
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Because I touch myself at night.
August 7th, 2006
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what else am i gonna do? work?
August 7th, 2006
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Because when the facts of life happen this places twists it all around in a jumble misforutne of downvoteing and LOLs.....plus I like dancing kitties
August 7th, 2006
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To entertain children in third world countries with windup laptops.
August 7th, 2006
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For buttsecks.
August 7th, 2006
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Because Lord Maleth will let me out of the labyrinth of horrors if I make a top rated ytmnd... No, please! NOT THE COALS! PLEASE! GOD HELP ME!
August 7th, 2006
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because I'm afraid that if I dont, L Ron Hubbard will hire a skinhead to kick me in the stomach.
August 7th, 2006
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it's a creative outlet, I guess.
August 7th, 2006
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For great justice
August 7th, 2006
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For the Motherland.
August 7th, 2006
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I don't.
August 7th, 2006
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For the greater good, for the common man. For love, for admiration, and for the hearts of women around the world. For the sick, for the oppressed, for those in need and those who on their last breath, right as the flame of life is about to be tragically extinguished, cry out to the heavens... "MOAR YTMND PLZKTHNX!"
August 7th, 2006
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^^^ What he said. Also: Cocks!
August 7th, 2006
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For the amusement of others and sometimes myself. My lower rated ytmnds tend to be for myself.
August 7th, 2006
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I make them to aid the hadicapped!
August 7th, 2006
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To see if I can make something worthy of at least a 4
August 7th, 2006
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fjtugfkjhgjffghgdrhgjfghgggggggggggggguyyyrtfghfgh
August 7th, 2006
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I do its for kickssss.
August 7th, 2006
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because without more YTMNDs, YTMND.com is like a sex addict without any toys (or STDs!)...No! Actually it's more like kodak film!
August 7th, 2006
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I make mine for fun.
August 7th, 2006
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To appease the comedy gods. So it is written, so it shall be.
August 7th, 2006
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Cuz the underpants gnomes clean my boxers everytime I make a new YTMND.
August 7th, 2006
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Why do I make YTMNDs? That's simple: It's ingrained into my DNA.
August 7th, 2006
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I make them for myself really. If other people enjoy them, it's great! Still, I make YTMNDs I would 5 if I saw someone else make them mostly so I can be amused.
August 7th, 2006
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for the f*ck of it
August 7th, 2006
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so i can argue with downvoters and maybe hurt their feelings.
August 7th, 2006
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To make other people laugh at the same bullsh*t I do.
August 7th, 2006
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to fill the void where my soul should be.
August 7th, 2006
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Max pays me $3.50 for every 5 I get. It's slave wages but it pays for my heroine and cardboard box.
August 7th, 2006
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You silly billy, I don't make YTMND's....I masturbate to them!
August 7th, 2006
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I'm mad and this is insanity’s canvas.
August 7th, 2006
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For the hell of it.
August 7th, 2006
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to make u guys happy
August 7th, 2006
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FOR THE POONTANG
August 7th, 2006
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I make them for the mass amounts of e-chicks. Hpoefully I can get Cyber Laid.
August 7th, 2006
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I want to make someone laugh as hard as I laugh.
August 7th, 2006
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To piss on pop culture
August 7th, 2006
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because I need to feed my huge ego and post my created content all over the internet
August 7th, 2006
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amusement, i guess.
August 7th, 2006
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Why not?
August 7th, 2006
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For a page of results domination! (Search "ForkHead" to see what I mean)
August 7th, 2006
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Because if I don't the penguins will eat the tacos. And if the penguins eat the tacos, then the bomb will explode, and the sun will turn into a giant ball of Tabasco sauce! And it'll fall down on us, like a horrific, red rain, and it'll get in our eyes! And that sh*t burns like a motherf*cker!
August 7th, 2006
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For the lolz, and the ever addicting stupidity... as well as a reason to use online "jive" such as i lol'd and lol, suck!!!11!
August 7th, 2006
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To compensate for my "short comings"
August 7th, 2006
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For being able to share the gentle amusement of my everyday life with the public, whether I get 5's or 1's. And maybe someone, somewhere will be touched. In a bad place.
August 7th, 2006
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cause i would make one, but i'll do it tomorrow
August 7th, 2006
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I get high and make ytmnds. That's really the only reason. I get high.
August 7th, 2006
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I don't, I'm just a lazy f*ck! ^_^
August 7th, 2006
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Ever since I saw the original yourethemannowdog.com I knew I could become great on the internet by doing something that isn't that great.
August 7th, 2006
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Because. (Like there's such a thing as a "witty" or "original" comment on a site that has 130,000 users.)
August 7th, 2006
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I make YTMNDs thinking I'm pretty damn funny. Turns out I'm not.
August 7th, 2006
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For the buttsecks?
August 7th, 2006
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Because I want to be the man now, dog.
August 7th, 2006
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To get street cred, ayeee..
August 7th, 2006
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for sex
August 7th, 2006
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Because I get angry when I see religious nonsense. It helps me release the anger.
August 7th, 2006
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For Great Justice, duh!
August 7th, 2006
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hey look everybody! vote 5, leave a comment and you may see your comment appear on the YTMND!
August 7th, 2006
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I make YTMNDs because it's the exact opposite of NOT making YTMNDS
August 7th, 2006
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We make ytmnds because...WE JUST DO BITCH!
August 7th, 2006
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Also, in Soviet Russia, YTMNDs make YOU!
August 7th, 2006
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YTMND, my antidrug.
August 7th, 2006
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For Ner'zul!
August 7th, 2006
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Tangental humor, as in funny without being comical.
August 7th, 2006
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i don't know.
August 7th, 2006
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For Aiur!
August 7th, 2006
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For the swarm!
August 7th, 2006
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To ruin the internet, why you ask?
August 7th, 2006
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To impress people with a lack of skills and to get happy with 1000+ views
August 7th, 2006
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To build onto a thriving community
August 7th, 2006
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I make YTMNDs for metal
August 7th, 2006
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HITLER EATS WATERMELON!!!!!!
August 7th, 2006
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To start epic intarweb/YTMND-wise epidemics such as the Eon8 (scare?).
August 7th, 2006
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i make ytmnd's for the people, i make them for the man who does not know what the truth of the world is, i make them for the people that can't, but most of all, i make them for fun.
August 7th, 2006
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BECAUSE I CAN! Thats why...
August 7th, 2006
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yeah i do it for the chicks man
August 7th, 2006
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Frank told me to.
August 7th, 2006
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I hope you all got the Donnie Darko reference there
August 7th, 2006
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How can you ask such a question to us? You do it for fun, you do it for the art. You do it for whatever, maybe your heart. Not only is YTMND our lives, but we also contribute to it. We contribute because we love. And because other people love, and give fives, we contribute more.
August 7th, 2006
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So that when I'm old, I'll know that the 4 star average YTMND I made was the best thing I ever did.
August 7th, 2006
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Because every art school I've been to has rejected my idea of a Sean Connery collage.
August 7th, 2006
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I usually make them drunk. so i guess i make them out of drunkenness
August 7th, 2006
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To compensate for having a very, very tiny penis. Also, to try to outdo everyone else...
August 7th, 2006
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...Why not?
August 7th, 2006
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So my cats will be brought to me safely :(
August 7th, 2006
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For great justice.
August 7th, 2006
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lame,are we in kindergarden or something? WHY DO YOU LIKE BANANAS?? ANSWER IN ONE SENTENCE. 1'ed BITCH BITCH
August 7th, 2006
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Because they make me
August 7th, 2006
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Well I gotta have something to touch myself too. Duh.
August 7th, 2006
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Intarweb Fame
August 7th, 2006
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I do it for the ladies.
August 7th, 2006
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i'd have to say its mainly for amusement, but votes are nice too (shows that i'm not the only one being amused)
August 7th, 2006
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for all the hawt secks it gets me!
August 7th, 2006
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I went out with an ugly girl and she never made me happy. I married a hot girl and am happy... THIS SONG IS WRONG! ...I don't get this ytmnd.
August 7th, 2006
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To fulfill my artistic impulse so that I can go to my soulless, crushing job in peace.
August 7th, 2006
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FOR THE HORDE
August 7th, 2006
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There's something about getting recognition for making something so many people view and approve of daily. Also, they're fun and (considering just the process) easy to put together.
August 7th, 2006
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make it like the Guilty Gear "Why do you fight?" intro
August 7th, 2006
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Amusement. And seeing myself on the internets, of course.
August 7th, 2006
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for the money, duh! ... there's going to be money right?
August 7th, 2006
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In soviet russia, YTMND makes you...
August 7th, 2006
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To bring joy to teh poor legless kids in uganda with internets.
August 7th, 2006
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For NEDM. :3
August 7th, 2006
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To make the world a better place also cocks!
August 7th, 2006
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for buttsecks. duh.
August 7th, 2006
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because im the man now, dog.
August 7th, 2006
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so people will check my sites and find out the truth
August 7th, 2006
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So that charlie brown take a dump on snoopy and wipe his *ss with Linus' blankie.
August 7th, 2006
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ForTheWin!!!!
August 7th, 2006
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To either make people laugh or make them go "Hmmmmm"
August 7th, 2006
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Because my mom chained me to a radiator in the basement with nothing but a computer and forces me to make ytmnd's under her account name for food.
August 7th, 2006
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change music to something deep and ghostly. It'll add more impact to the question
August 7th, 2006
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For me to poop on!
August 7th, 2006
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For the childrens. Tasty childrens.
August 7th, 2006
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For the chicks.
August 7th, 2006
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I do it to be happy for the rest of my life
August 7th, 2006
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For you, for everyone really
August 7th, 2006
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I don't, but if I did it would be to show a great message to the people, or bring joy to my fellow internetters.... also cocks
August 7th, 2006
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The internet is for porn.
August 7th, 2006
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If I don't, the world will end.
August 7th, 2006
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you suck
August 7th, 2006
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It's the only way I know how to live :(
August 7th, 2006
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to entertain people and make them laugh
August 7th, 2006
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In the name of the Internets
August 7th, 2006
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World Peace.
August 7th, 2006
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For teh thought of being a person OF MORALE AND HIGH DIGNITY!...SRSLY!
August 7th, 2006
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Because the work needs to laugh more Also cocks
August 7th, 2006
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free popcorn.
August 7th, 2006
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social acceptance :(
August 7th, 2006
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"Because the world needs to laugh more. Also cocks."
August 7th, 2006
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1) Like "Family Guy," I believe humor should be 98% nostalgia, 2% unoriginality. 2) I do it for the kids. 3) I am for the win. If there is anything I support, it's the win.
August 7th, 2006
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for cocks
August 7th, 2006
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Because I felt like destroying something beautiful.
August 7th, 2006
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FOR THE NOOKIE!
August 7th, 2006
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Boredom.
August 7th, 2006
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You can put as little or as much effort as you like into your site, but either way, you get a chance to express whatever is on your mind.
August 7th, 2006
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to please lord cromdor. free xenu!
August 7th, 2006
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I make mine out of boredome. |:
August 7th, 2006
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Because I can only surf porn for so long.
August 7th, 2006
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Just for a laugh. So far mostly to learn how to make animations, syncing music/sound, for experience, and just proving to myself that I can do it. I aspire to have something of mine posted on Ebaum's World...that he stole...so I can sue the hell out of him.
August 7th, 2006
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chicks dig ytmnders
August 7th, 2006
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also cocks
August 7th, 2006
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The original YTMND I made was to stick it to a friend of ours that did something really, really stupid. Oh, and for the Lazy Town porn. I also like Lazy Town porn. Wait, what?
August 7th, 2006
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FOR DEATH AND GLORY
August 7th, 2006
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Because you touch yourself... holy sh*t, someone already said it.
August 7th, 2006
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For Duty and Humanity!
August 7th, 2006
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I dont, YTMNDs make me.
August 7th, 2006
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For E-popularity.
August 7th, 2006
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Because I'm a lonely nerd, who finds fake refuge behind a computer making things for my invisible friends.
August 7th, 2006
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I make ytmnds FOR THE WIN
August 7th, 2006
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What else is there to do?
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knives
August 7th, 2006
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I do it for the cocks
August 7th, 2006
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I do it for Poland. Never Forget.
August 7th, 2006
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For the betterment of the Internets!
August 7th, 2006
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I do it for the kids.
August 7th, 2006
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By the way that song is not polka, it is called "The Entertainer", by Scott Joplin
August 7th, 2006
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I do it, so that one day we may find a cure.
August 7th, 2006
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Because it's f*ckING AWESOME.
August 7th, 2006
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Because we have nothing better to do
August 7th, 2006
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Peer pressure.
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For Jesus. Duh.
August 7th, 2006
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So i can show the smelly crap i made to my friends.
August 7th, 2006
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Because it makes the phone calls go away.
August 7th, 2006
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To trivialize man's greatest invention: the microprocessor.
August 7th, 2006
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Life is an immeasurable series of moments. One after the other. Most people live each moment one at a time, day by day, week by week. I, on the other hand, choose a different route. I choose to live everymoment. And I do so by the interspace, intertime fabric of YTMND. It's puts youth into the old, beualty into the scarred, hope into the fearful, and cocks in MichaelWolfson's ass.
August 7th, 2006
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Because if I dont Brian Peppers will touch me. Because its what jesus would do. Because somewhere out there, there is a head without a shoe on it. Because being downvoted turns me on. Because if doom music cant even improve this site, I think it needs my help. Because I AM the man now, dog. Because Im too lazy to bake a cake.
August 7th, 2006
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for friends, for commets, for votes :D
August 7th, 2006
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For the bitches.
August 7th, 2006
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For the children. For the stupid, smelly, loud, fat children!!!
August 7th, 2006
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For Narnia!
August 7th, 2006
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Shock Value, Surprises, Entertainment
August 7th, 2006
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Because I love Jollyrupert and wished he was my internet wife. (this is for you baby, *mwah*)
August 7th, 2006
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Because daddy didn't love me. =[
August 7th, 2006
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for the leg room
August 7th, 2006
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For the overmind
August 7th, 2006
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Because I know that the beneath the words "Pokeyman?! Pokeyman where there's a pokey and a man and a thing where the guy comes out of the thing and he waiksahivsaijptauhahahah" lies the true meaning of life
August 7th, 2006
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good way to not get wrist problems after bouts of mangling the cock
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For the enjoyment of working with computer graphics and the like.
August 7th, 2006
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It's fun. Simple as that.
August 7th, 2006
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for.... art.
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