Timeless Romance Epic
Created on: August 8th, 2006
Timeless Romance Epic
I'm not a douchebag. This is a joke. It's not a timeless romance epic.

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August 8th, 2006
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You son of a bitch.
June 1st, 2007
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Y??
August 8th, 2006
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hahahahahaha holy crap dude this actually made me feel bad. NEDM
August 8th, 2006
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BRLLIANCE!
August 8th, 2006
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nice nedm jerko 5 star n*gg* what
August 8th, 2006
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This. is one of the funniest. things. i have ever seen here. LOL!
August 8th, 2006
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the use of Lost music really makes this an epic story. and and wtf SeriousInternet!?!? also, lol @ intranets
August 8th, 2006
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lol there are lot of stories like that
August 8th, 2006
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FFS! You get a 5 for using the LOST OST.
August 8th, 2006
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Haha.
August 8th, 2006
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y??
August 8th, 2006
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Oh my GAW! Brilliance, Sheer brilliance! We have another J.R.R Tolkien in the makings, no better than that! I must know the author immediatly!
August 8th, 2006
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More NEDM plz
August 8th, 2006
(-3)
gay slideshow
August 8th, 2006
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wow, thats like the craziest emocoaster ever...NEDM
August 8th, 2006
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5 for subliminal nedm
August 8th, 2006
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i actually watched this whole thing. that's a compliment. well done.
August 8th, 2006
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OH SH*T!! The music made me sad, damnit, so I sat it through. :'( OMFG!! Y??
August 8th, 2006
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y?? Also music sounds familiar.
August 8th, 2006
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Oh, by the way. You misspelled 'Tolkien' in the first part. Might want to fix that before some *ssh*l*e downvotes you for it.
August 8th, 2006
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lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
August 8th, 2006
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f*cking awesome.
August 8th, 2006
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Would've cried if the spelling was professional, but I did find that story...I don't know how to put it in words...
August 8th, 2006
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brilliant. i usually don't fave stuff left and right, or anything remotely popular, but... this is beyond words... should have sent a poet... *sniff* i love you carl sagan!
August 8th, 2006
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Romeo and juliet rip off
August 8th, 2006
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Gotta slow it down in some parts..and I can't believe I watched all of that.
August 8th, 2006
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Heh... Maddox.
August 8th, 2006
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that's such a sad story. i'm so emotionally spent right now i won't be able to function around others for several weeks.
August 8th, 2006
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This is so emotional. What happens to the YTMND creator at the end though? I feel a sequel coming on. (If you haven't committed suicide from the sadness, you may want to slow it down a little bit.)
August 8th, 2006
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This made me laugh quite a bit. It was like "Haha! ... Hahahahah!" It was one of those laughs where you first laugh for like three "ha's", then you let out about 6 or 7 more after it sinks in. I dig this.
August 8th, 2006
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The best would have been if he was all at the end "YOU OWE ME 5$!!"
August 8th, 2006
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There's a Lost OST??
August 8th, 2006
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boring
August 8th, 2006
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NEDM ALMOST MADE ME 1 THIS BUT I DID LOL TWICE IRL SO WHATEVA
August 8th, 2006
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I started laughing histericaly when you find out she has cancer. Jesus christ it should be titled Timeless Comic Epic. Then the guy kills himself. Omg so funny. Also love how you added NEDM at the end
August 8th, 2006
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Ha ha best!
August 8th, 2006
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"Y" question mark question mark.
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1 for emos
August 8th, 2006
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omg. that was definetly the coolest thing of all time. i really dont know if ive laff'd harder at a ytmnd. gratz, my friend, gratz.
August 8th, 2006
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nah
August 8th, 2006
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You win the internet.
August 8th, 2006
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i literaly roflledddddd omg that twas amazinggggg and the nedm helped too
August 8th, 2006
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crazy about ballerinas
August 8th, 2006
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It needs a twist ending. Any person who is not retarded knows what's going to happen from the first coversation page. I can't believe I sat through that whole thing.
August 8th, 2006
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Y question mark question mark
August 8th, 2006
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2 for cancer.
August 8th, 2006
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wow, i was on aim and forgot this was still open, how f*cking long is this sh*t? PICTURE SOUND TEXT, A SINGULAR FOCUS NOT A F*GGY SLIDESHOW
August 8th, 2006
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i was on the edge of my seat!
August 8th, 2006
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How could this happen to me... I made my mistakes.. got nowhere to run... but f*ggy MySpacers go on...
August 8th, 2006
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u R A douchebag. ty
August 8th, 2006
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I r thought it were nedm then at end it was like KITTY LAWL
August 8th, 2006
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This is the first site I have seen in ages that has actually made me smile first and start laughing uncontrollably. The NEDM makes it all the better. I wish there was a way to vote higher than 5, but alas.
August 8th, 2006
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F*ggy short story. Also, tighten up the graphics.
August 8th, 2006
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lol, myspace
August 8th, 2006
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Not bad..I actually wanted to see the rest..Your Narration made it a little more intresting. +4 for the whole effort.. +1 for NEDM!
August 8th, 2006
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Perfect music... but I feel awful for already seeing that bulletin weeks ago...
August 8th, 2006
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Hilarious. Probably one of the funniest uses of music I've seen in a while.
August 8th, 2006
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Awesome song choice.
August 8th, 2006
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TOTAL F*CKING WIN. That was f*cking genius. Especially the "ill" - Note how this typo also foreshadows a future event
August 8th, 2006
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I lolerskated.
August 8th, 2006
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Best and F*ggiest of all short films. 5, sir.
August 8th, 2006
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NEDM was snuck in at the end there.
August 8th, 2006
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Y?? Nedm, of course. 5.
August 8th, 2006
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Only thing wrong with this is that the frames go by too fast at some parts.
August 8th, 2006
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y??
August 8th, 2006
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*sobs* ... *stops pretending, and lols*
August 8th, 2006
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rofl
August 8th, 2006
(-2)
nedm
August 8th, 2006
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August 8th, 2006
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Y??
August 8th, 2006
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You think that's great? You should read the "L33T" version of "Of Mice and Men". ha!
August 8th, 2006
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Y question mark question mark
August 8th, 2006
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You had me at Y.
August 8th, 2006
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this sounds like a scam to get people to donate to those bastards at the Jimmy fund.....nedm +5
August 8th, 2006
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That is so sad. y??
August 8th, 2006
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The commentary made this genius. AMAZING. NEDM FOR LIFE.
August 8th, 2006
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needs NEDM
August 8th, 2006
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Keep 'em comin'
August 8th, 2006
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The only reason i waited thru was for nedm. and thank god, nedm happened.
August 8th, 2006
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+4 for the story +1 for NEDM!
August 8th, 2006
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Genious
August 8th, 2006
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I laughed like a madman during this entire thing. Oh god... NEDM at the end.. YTMND perfection. You have earned your yiddish cup. Nay, an entire CABINET of yiddish cups.
August 8th, 2006
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nice job, I hate these bulletins
August 8th, 2006
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also, the nurse is an *ssh*l*e
August 8th, 2006
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slow it down. i couldnt even read the last hand full of frames. still tho, funny concept. haha, good music. soul touching. :(
August 8th, 2006
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Y!!!!
August 8th, 2006
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¿¿por que??
August 8th, 2006
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August 8th, 2006
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im truly terrified of what kids today will be like in the future
August 8th, 2006
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I loled.
August 8th, 2006
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Commentary rocks, LOST OST rocks.
August 8th, 2006
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btw YOU MISPELLED HIDING AND FORGOT THE NURSE LOL!
August 8th, 2006
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Y??
August 8th, 2006
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DONT KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!
August 8th, 2006
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lol, the plot isn't too bad if he could actually write well and spell and give it more substance to it.
August 8th, 2006
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This is one of the most epic and classic ytmns of all time. I commend you. Beautifully done, but the timing on the slides needs some work.
August 8th, 2006
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lol
August 8th, 2006
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classic!!!!
August 8th, 2006
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Also, Subplot of the boy's friend
August 8th, 2006
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i was waiting for NEDM!?!?! what happened, also too way for these eyes
August 8th, 2006
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+3 only for NEDM. I can't believe you wasted enough time to make that and that I read it all waiting for something funny.
August 8th, 2006
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That was intense.
August 8th, 2006
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5'd, FIN!
August 8th, 2006
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very fast kinda hard to read but i thought it was good
August 8th, 2006
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Awesome! Best laugh all day!
August 8th, 2006
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Magnificent.
August 8th, 2006
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I want to be a writer someday. This YTMND made me realize how little competition I will have. Thanks, MilitiaGung64
August 8th, 2006
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Y??
August 8th, 2006
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I'll slow it down. Last time I tried to update the imagine in a YTMND though, it failed for some reason. Hopefully this will work...
August 8th, 2006
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i think that the only reason i'm 5ing this is for the Lost music, but your sarcasim is pretty good too.
August 8th, 2006
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movie funny. Nedm= gold!
August 8th, 2006
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I'd like to negotiate movie rights.
August 8th, 2006
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5 for NEDM
August 8th, 2006
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I was expecting NEDM..
August 8th, 2006
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5'd for NEDM
August 8th, 2006
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I liked it but could you slow it down a bit?
August 8th, 2006
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NEEDS MORE NEDM
August 8th, 2006
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I wish that he would actually taken the time to do it right. But whatever. Then it wouldnt be funny.
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NEDM!
August 8th, 2006
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Kay, as far as I know, it's slowed down now.
August 8th, 2006
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y????????????????
August 8th, 2006
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Someone on life support wouldn't be capable of speech. Stupid writer.
August 8th, 2006
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Great.....until the last 2 panels flew by and I couldn't read them. And admittedly...NEDM would've been waaaaaay too obvious. Pretty sweet keyword hax.
August 8th, 2006
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Hee
August 8th, 2006
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Give kidney back plz.
August 8th, 2006
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:'( poor Locke...
August 8th, 2006
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That was a lot of build up for no NEDM...
August 8th, 2006
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Possibly the biggest waste of my time ever! Hey, look, halfwit adolescents professing their puppy love! Let's sob, it must be true love! Get the f*ck outta here with this bullsh*t.
August 8th, 2006
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This is so beautiful that it needs a movie. ... ... ... NEDM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 8th, 2006
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Truely a classic of our times.
August 8th, 2006
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That...was.......AWESOME!!!!
August 8th, 2006
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I wish I could punch you for saying "ado." Why the f*ck are people upvoting?
August 8th, 2006
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To all the people 1-ing me for no NEDM: WATCH CLOSER
August 8th, 2006
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I rofl'd IRL. 5
August 8th, 2006
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NEDM could make this ytmnd less sad /cry
August 8th, 2006
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ATTENTION DUMBASSES: There WAS NEDM
August 8th, 2006
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5 for NEDM
August 8th, 2006
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Who has multiple accounts and downvoted it over and over again without commenting? Trust me you *ssh*l*e i used to be that way and i can spot it easily
August 8th, 2006
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*sobs*....you win....good day, sir.
August 8th, 2006
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5'd for amazing commentary... and if I could give 6 I would. Why you ask? The answer is simple. y??
August 8th, 2006
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woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot wo
August 8th, 2006
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????????
August 8th, 2006
(-1)
NEDM could reach out and stroke my c*ck and I'd still 1 star because it's f*cking lame.
August 8th, 2006
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i was waiting for a large NEDM with the music but nooo just subliminal one, 3
August 8th, 2006
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Y?? i saw a few spelling mistakes and a slide towards the end needs to be slowed down, but besides that one slide the timing of each is perfect
August 8th, 2006
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Hilarious, plus mini NEDM flash. Go you!
August 8th, 2006
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hahahaha, you are amazing
August 8th, 2006
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rewatched it, the slide that needs to be slowed down a bit is the one that says the boy shot himself
August 8th, 2006
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I SAW HAPPY CAT! I SAW HAPPY CAT
August 8th, 2006
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That story made no sense. So 5.
August 8th, 2006
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You are a douche, trust me, but that isn't a bad thing ^o^
August 8th, 2006
(-1)
f*ggiest short film ever
August 8th, 2006
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This sucked. Very few, if any, of your comments were entertaining.
August 8th, 2006
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But if there really is an NEDM and somebody can tell me where it is I'll change my vote to a 5.
August 8th, 2006
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I know this had to come with a 'if u dont repost in 5 miutes your love will die of cancer' or something...you shoulda worked on of those in anyways... I love it you sir...are...genius...
August 8th, 2006
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i was about to 1 this for no NEDM but some of these fools are saying there was a subliminal NEDM but i dont feel like watching again so you get a three.
August 8th, 2006
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Needs more NEDM. Maybe when he calls the phone, cut it there right to NEDM :D
August 8th, 2006
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wow.
August 8th, 2006
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5'd solely for NEDM
August 8th, 2006
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f*ck u for making me watching that, wtf are you on? also, y??'s
August 8th, 2006
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boy-what a great ytmnd girl-i am dying boy-i never loved you anyways, i'll probably get a new girlfriend and forget about you
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hahah that was great...loved the commentary
August 8th, 2006
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i feel saddened and yet i feel like beating her up for dumping that poor hero
August 8th, 2006
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pretty gay, >downvotes
August 8th, 2006
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Y??
August 8th, 2006
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Damn, I wish school would start soon so the kids would get off here and stop fiving sh*t like this.
August 8th, 2006
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nedm and tubes reference plus your sheer stupidity=5
August 8th, 2006
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PERFECT! Perfect use of NEDM...I would have been slightly upset with it not there..but I would have been mad if it was there in its full-out form....
August 8th, 2006
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Y??
August 8th, 2006
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Definitely didn't see the NEDM...but not a fan of that fad anyway. 2 for "Hidind" and for it being so freaking long.
August 8th, 2006
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SH*T!!!!!!!!! i closed it right before the end. WAAAAAAH!!!
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zomg cancer is serious business
August 8th, 2006
(1)
DAMN YOU for using that music!!! all I could picture was LOCKE kneeling on the hatch saying "It's not supposed to happen this way! What do you want me to do?!" (or wahtever it was he said in that scene.) The "Y??" zoom in was awesome worth the LONG wait. Also, c*cks.
August 8th, 2006
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need to slow parts down so i can read the whole thing, but it is way too long, need to see the whole story at once really, doesn't translate into ytmnd format. worth waiting through just for the zoomed in y?? though. and the music makes it too.
August 8th, 2006
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Skoal: "Damn, I wish school would start soon so the kids would get off here and stop fiving sh*t like this." F*cking read my mind.
August 8th, 2006
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Subliminal NEDM? Well then you can go straight to hell. You had a five, too.
August 8th, 2006
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Also, I closed it before NEDM. Get rid of the FIN...that's where most people are going to close it.
August 8th, 2006
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i think the letter "y" is roman like most of the english alphabet, not arabic.
August 8th, 2006
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it was a 2 until i saw happycat
August 8th, 2006
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Eh... I dunno. I can't help but feel that there were better ways to spend those 4 minutes. Story would have been better if she shot herself (heartwrenching irony because of her "would you take a bullet for me" line).
August 8th, 2006
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yeah, it is from the latin alphabet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y
August 8th, 2006
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Will someone make an illustrated version? The repeated knocks against the author's writing got old quick. Besides, he could be some 12 year old kid for all we know (thought I suppose you know differently). Funny but I hope we don't start seeing more YTMNDs like this.
August 8th, 2006
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NEDM.
August 8th, 2006
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SCREW YOU THERES NO NEDM!!!!!!!!!!
August 8th, 2006
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flamingsticks: girl dies and boy shoots himself. that last slide goes by pretty fast, if ya didn't get a chance to read that.
August 8th, 2006
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spelling
August 8th, 2006
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5 for NEDM
August 8th, 2006
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4 cause of NEDM
August 8th, 2006
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Nice original idea here man. The music and your commentary *almost* made it touching. Pointing out the rediculous "Y??" was brilliant also. Keep up the good work, for great justice. HERE IS YOUR FIVE.
August 8th, 2006
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i got that bulletin before 5'd nedm= inapropriate for this story
August 8th, 2006
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wtf there was no NEDM dumbasses
August 8th, 2006
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This is the first long YTMND I've found that has been amusing.
August 8th, 2006
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you can put it on the board..... yes!
August 8th, 2006
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Was a 1 Until NEDM. NEDM MAKES ANYTHING A 5
August 8th, 2006
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F*ggy short film. And I use the word short loosely. This thing is waaaay too long.
August 8th, 2006
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THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD!!!!!!!!!!!
August 8th, 2006
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When you were preparing us for the next line, I was expecting NEDM so much I could taste it.
August 8th, 2006
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Epic.
August 8th, 2006
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we'll skip all other questions and go right to the y??? y did you drag this into the light of day? it's so...AWFUL...can't...not..five...it...
August 8th, 2006
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You are right, it's timelessly long! but the 2 is because it's not funny enough.
August 8th, 2006
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f*ck you man.
August 8th, 2006
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This is why emo kids shouldn't be allowed to write. ever
August 8th, 2006
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TOUCHING!!!! Y??
August 8th, 2006
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He wrote it himself you upvoting morons.
August 8th, 2006
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I'm not a douchebag. This is a joke. It's not a timeless romance epic.I'm not a douchebag. This is a joke. It's not a timeless romance epic.I'm not a douchebag. This is a joke. It's not a timeless romance epic.I'm not a douchebag. This is a joke. It's not a timeless romance epic.I'm not a douchebag. This is a joke. It's not a timeless romance epic.I'm not a douchebag. This is a joke. It's not a timeless romance epic.I'm not a douchebag. This is a joke. It's not a timeless romance epic.I'm not a douchebag. T
August 8th, 2006
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*sob* *choke* it was so....so ..touching.
August 8th, 2006
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Y??
August 8th, 2006
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this makes me happy in pants
August 8th, 2006
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fake. hospitals dont give out info to anyone but immediate family.
August 8th, 2006
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NEDM
August 8th, 2006
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This plot is obviously a complete symbolic metaphor of a testicular cancer surgery. Sheerly brilliant. The use of numbers clearly portrays the cold logical way nature and society works. Now where is the film adaptation!?!?
August 8th, 2006
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+3 for effort, +1 for sources, +10 for Happy Cat
August 8th, 2006
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Incredible. TT_TT
August 8th, 2006
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THIS WAS GREAT.
August 8th, 2006
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was waiting for nedm as promised by clicking a ytmnd......WHERE WAS MY FAD REFERENCE??? IT CAN'T BE A GOOD YTMND WITHOUT A FAD.
August 8th, 2006
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clever, sad, funny, romantic, nedm.
August 8th, 2006
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very well done, lawl...hilarious
August 8th, 2006
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I laughed, I cried, I peed a little.... also Happy Cat
August 8th, 2006
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y u kno put nedm at end that war b funny
August 8th, 2006
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Y question mark question mark
August 8th, 2006
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simply simply simply awful. at least NEDM the end damnit.
August 8th, 2006
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is that NEDM near the end
August 8th, 2006
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BlackMako85: There's tons of kids who have good taste in ytmnds. The f*ckers upvoting this are not among them. Eat sh*t n*gg*r.
August 8th, 2006
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Not enough Doom music.
August 8th, 2006
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i died on the inside, then pooped.
August 8th, 2006
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wow that has to be the best ytmnd eva
August 8th, 2006
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y?? Y?? Y!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
August 8th, 2006
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Best Epic Ever. It should have had a suprise ending though.
August 8th, 2006
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tat mad me a yhuky doody
August 8th, 2006
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NEDM!!
August 8th, 2006
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-1 for being waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long, but +1 for the commentary.
August 8th, 2006
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Beautiful. Should definately be made into a movie. "Boy & Girl" Critics would rave: "Tearjearker!"
August 8th, 2006
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eh, f*ggy short film, but it was ok, follows the work of Chan88 but not nearly as good as his.
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oh wow that was great, it was like a weird bittersweet hilarity. If I read it on my own I'd have laughed extremely hard not really paying attention, but reading it here made it gripping AND humorous
August 8th, 2006
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It's like Romeo and Juliet but a complete piece of sh*t ^_^
August 8th, 2006
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*ala darth vader* YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????????????????
August 8th, 2006
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NEDM. DOD DO DODODO DODODO DO DODODOODO DODO DOD ODODOODODO DODODODODOD
August 8th, 2006
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Needs more nedm
August 8th, 2006
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BRAVO, BRAVO
August 8th, 2006
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TRULY A HEART WRENCHING EPIC
August 8th, 2006
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LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH OMFG The "y??" part was f*cking hilarious
August 8th, 2006
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Haha, the only thing I would sugest is using better text; it looks like it was done in paint.
August 8th, 2006
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IS SHE HIDIND SOMETHING?
August 8th, 2006
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Funny. And actually, we have a Latin alphabet and Arabic numerals, so that line about "in arabic charchters" doesn't make sense.
August 8th, 2006
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y??
August 8th, 2006
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+5 for being the longest YTMND ever
August 8th, 2006
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Actually YoKo, it was
August 8th, 2006
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i believed it
August 8th, 2006
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Learn to spell Hemingway
August 8th, 2006
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such subtle nuances in plot development... how can this story not be #1 in the NY Times bestseller list?! ............................... myspace emo story bulletins pwnt
August 8th, 2006
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BlackMako85: How the f*ck can you be typing when you should be off eating sh*t?
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