PTKFGS: Kirk Uses Epic Hax!
Created on: August 9th, 2006
PTKFGS:  Kirk Uses Epic Hax!
Please see whatdoyouchoose.ytmnsfw.com, kirkisunbeatable.ytmnd.com, and kirkisgay.ytmnd.com. --==Added PTKFGS logo due to multiple requests==-- (*Sync re-fixed*)

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August 9th, 2006
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omg first post
August 9th, 2006
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Suggestions?
August 9th, 2006
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Win
August 9th, 2006
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Win
August 9th, 2006
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I do like how the epic music waits for the right moment.
August 9th, 2006
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,,`,,`,,`,,`,,`,,`,,`
August 9th, 2006
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Now if you only posted this at 11:58 at night this would be top 15 material.
August 9th, 2006
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lol the fish. it would have been great if you made it the woman like i thought you were but DAMN. nice touch man. today you are the winner
December 7th, 2008
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I think that was the joke.
August 9th, 2006
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haha that was great
August 9th, 2006
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kobayashi nipple-yu
August 9th, 2006
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Wow, thanks! Out of curiosity, what time zone is this 11:58 thing in? I'm kind of new to all of this. I mean, I'm not going to try to resubmit it then (that would be kinda pointless), but I suppose it's good to know these things.
August 9th, 2006
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I don't know what happened to your post; I never saw it. Do you mean you posted it on this site?
August 9th, 2006
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Win
August 9th, 2006
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This is great.
August 9th, 2006
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That is some funny sh*t.
August 9th, 2006
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cool idea
August 9th, 2006
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expected and not too funny. I'm inclined to take a couple more points off for the epic music and the lack of a "PTKFGS" logo, but it did make me smile a little, so here's a 2
August 9th, 2006
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central time zone. make it about 11:30, not 11:58 for best effect (if it's good enough to stay in up and coming).
August 9th, 2006
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Ahh, good point! I didn't even think about the watermark! I'll see if I can add that in a bit later. I think that would only require me to photoshop 24 frames (and then re-assemble them), so it could be done. Also, thanks for the information.
August 9th, 2006
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lololololol
August 9th, 2006
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Personally, I'd change the epic music at the end to something more fitting. But I like the concept overall.
August 9th, 2006
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Oh, I just noticed your source with the original sound. Guess I should make that suggestion to the other guy, haha. Still good edit.
August 9th, 2006
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Chiade: That's a great idea, but I don't know how to take out the epic music without cutting out the vocals that are overlayed on top of it. Is there some kind of "XOR" feature on Audition to remove a sound clip?
August 9th, 2006
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Oh okay, never mind. Just read your second comment. :) But still, is that possible? How hard would that be to do? (I don't know much at all about audio editing)
August 9th, 2006
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I knew that was gonna happen
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YES!!! I wanted to see this done so badly!
August 9th, 2006
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Err... Chaide*. I spelled your pseudonym incorrectly. :P
August 9th, 2006
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Excellent Comrade phils13, the Party is pleased.
August 9th, 2006
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This wins. Nice job :D
August 9th, 2006
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5 months ago called
August 9th, 2006
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didn't catch what they said though
August 9th, 2006
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Sorry, Oleander, but it was actually less than three months ago. ;-) "What do you choose?" was created on May 25th of this year. It's the 9th of August. You might want to fix your computer's time and date settings because they're a bit off.
August 9th, 2006
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Great how it's the fish...
August 9th, 2006
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LOWL!
August 9th, 2006
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Needs PTKFGS in the top right!
August 9th, 2006
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This is just a copy of the original but with a slight change at the end...
August 9th, 2006
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Okay, I'm working on the watermark thing now--I dunno how long it will take though.
August 9th, 2006
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Kirk is trying to touch my pen0rz!
August 9th, 2006
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predictable
August 9th, 2006
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I've noticed a LOT of people have been changing their votes. (Usually 5 to 4) Is this normal? Is there something I should know about?
August 9th, 2006
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I rarley beleive in the "PTKFGS" scenario
August 9th, 2006
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..I'm CERTAIN I five'd this. Bloody site
August 9th, 2006
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-1 for being exactly like the listed site, except with a twist ending
August 9th, 2006
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Okay guys, I got the logo done! *Uploads the new GIF*
August 9th, 2006
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Ugh, f*ck. Is the PTKFGS GIF off-sync or is it just me? gah. *fixes*
August 9th, 2006
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i dont see any funny in this.
August 9th, 2006
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Okay, I think the sync is okay now.
August 9th, 2006
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fyrestorm: It's a parody; it's not as funny on its own. I don't know if you saw the original ytmnd I cited or not, but it makes it slightly funnier if you do.
August 9th, 2006
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August 9th, 2006
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lmao
August 9th, 2006
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...It DID say PTKFGS, usually that requires you need to look at the YTMND version of almost everything it reflects the opposite of...
August 9th, 2006
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Lol, downloaded by FFFFFFFFFFFFFFYRESTORM!
August 9th, 2006
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Punch the keys for gods sake.
August 9th, 2006
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y pick fish?
August 9th, 2006
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Nice remix of that no-win test in star trek, but could use some sort of gay comment at the end.
August 9th, 2006
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j0ey: Look at the the original version. (I cited it) As Zarius said, PTKFGS sites are always parodies of YTMND sites.
August 9th, 2006
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I dont like to lose...
August 9th, 2006
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"Lol, downloaded by FFFFFFFFFFFFFFYRESTORM!" <-- Hehe, fyrestorm is downloading my sites now? ;-)
August 9th, 2006
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Fyrestorm fears what is simple to understand ^_^
August 9th, 2006
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5'd for PTKFGS.
August 9th, 2006
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax
August 9th, 2006
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Failed for using ytmnd main page in a ptkfgs site.
August 9th, 2006
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Zorgzorg: Thanks! It took me quite a while to photoshop the image. :)
August 9th, 2006
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that's great. for once i didn't see it coming AT ALL.
August 9th, 2006
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Nice!!1
August 9th, 2006
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Didn't think it was that great
August 9th, 2006
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hahaha, win.
August 9th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
August 9th, 2006
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Finally, the multiple-account downvoters are starting to hit. I feel honored to have been given that much attention. :-P
August 9th, 2006
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the epic music was unneccesarry and kinda ruined the flow, 5'd if its changed
August 9th, 2006
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that is quite a dilemma.
August 9th, 2006
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ninjaturtles: I know! Isn't it? Well, I think we all know that Kirk did the right thing. After all, he doesn't like to lose.
August 9th, 2006
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Well, I guess it just made its way into the Top 15! :-O
August 9th, 2006
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OK, someone else had an idea to make the change to all woman... so you had the brilliant and original idea to do the EXACT same thing, only to fish... I hate you.
August 9th, 2006
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Passable, if obvious.
August 9th, 2006
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If anyone comments about this comment I will comment about how making comments about comments makes me cry :(
August 9th, 2006
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I'd like to see that comment about how other commenting on your comments makes you cry, so that's why I'm commenting on your comment about others comments in this fashion.
August 9th, 2006
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lol, Kirk has fish fetish.
August 9th, 2006
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very nice
August 9th, 2006
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LOL, GOOD JOB. ANY MAY CAPTAIN JEAN-LUK PICARD THANK THEE.
August 9th, 2006
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add the link to the mermaid site: http://whatdoyouchoose.ytmnsfw.com/ and I'll five it (leave me a comment so I remember)
August 9th, 2006
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Oh, and btw, I'm pleased people parodied that site ^^;
August 9th, 2006
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Music is great.
August 9th, 2006
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Thanks, Siegmund, glad you like it! :-D The link will be added right away!
August 9th, 2006
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rofl
August 9th, 2006
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Good work, Sir, nice bait and switch
August 9th, 2006
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too darn obvious joke. -1 for being something everyone could've done.
August 10th, 2006
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Mikker: Not everybody has Photoshop. ;-) But you're right, it was obvious. I wanted to avoid that, but it's pretty difficult to do in this situation.
August 10th, 2006
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Shoover: Outdated Photoshop? I made the fish image like six hours ago. It hasn't been done before. Six hours is hardly outdated. In fact, the sites I parodied are fairly recent as well. Do you mean, perhaps, that the photoshop was done poorly? If so, the least you could do is give me some sort of advice. I do want to improve my photoshop skills.
August 10th, 2006
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Oh, that explains it--I misunderstood what you meant. Yeah, the screenshot of photoshop is an old version, but that image came from the YTMND I parodied. Though... I think I have 7.0 on my computer too, heh. *shrugs*
August 10th, 2006
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plus 1 billion cool points, and a bottle of McAwesomesauce
August 10th, 2006
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this is gg
August 10th, 2006
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entirely fulfilled my expectations.
August 10th, 2006
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lol love how you made him choose the fish, so unexpected
August 10th, 2006
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This is really great and normally I wouldn't EVER rate something this good lower than it should be but you just copied another users ytmnd exactly and changed it to a fish instead.. Which is funnier I'll give you that but it doesn't deserve all these 5*s period. I'm still faving it though heh.
August 10th, 2006
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God.
August 10th, 2006
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Funny, that is totally worth it. I love the fish at the end.
August 10th, 2006
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well done
August 10th, 2006
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if you're gonna rehash a fad, at least make it funny.
August 10th, 2006
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What we all were looking for.
August 10th, 2006
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great, but you get a 5 if you change the YTMND site scene at the start into a PTKFGS one
August 10th, 2006
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Klatu....Verata....
August 10th, 2006
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It was inevitable.
August 10th, 2006
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beastiality kirk ftw!
August 10th, 2006
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vex5 and Joupappa: That's kind of irrelevant, don't you think?
August 10th, 2006
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lol, i remember that movie
August 10th, 2006
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
August 10th, 2006
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dude i laughed so hard
August 10th, 2006
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Win
August 10th, 2006
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You only had to edit the very end of the original. Through careful editintg, you should be able to change Kirk to Picard. Make it so, and I'll 5.
August 10th, 2006
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This is god.
August 10th, 2006
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You win the my internets
August 10th, 2006
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this is a great PTKFGS
August 10th, 2006
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you faved your own site.
August 10th, 2006
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j0ker: I don't have enough shots of Picard's face to do that kind of editing. You'd need a pretty big variety of angles, and I'm not sure I have the ability to make it look convincing. I think it would also degrade the quality to superimpose Picard, now that I think about it. See my other YTMND, "MacGyver Rave" for an example of my superimposing jobs and you be the judge.
August 10th, 2006
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lol, but i saw it coming
August 10th, 2006
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Nice.
August 10th, 2006
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After this, no other YTMND deserves a 5.
August 10th, 2006
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5'd for faving your own site.
August 10th, 2006
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Saw this coming. T'was gold.
August 10th, 2006
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You really need to un-fav your own, but it's still 5'd for an epic PTKFGS & an epic Kirk maneuver.
August 10th, 2006
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3'd for effort, but really not that funny an idea.
August 10th, 2006
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no win situation lol
August 10th, 2006
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you use photoshop 7.0 LOL
August 10th, 2006
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This just doesn't deserve as much credit as the original, you changed maybe 1 frame. You did site your sources, and it is a PTKFGS, but still. There's no reason this should get more views and votes than the original posted on the same day.
August 10th, 2006
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lmaoz
August 10th, 2006
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the gif is too fast
August 10th, 2006
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You understand the epic fad. Here are your stars of five.
August 10th, 2006
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Very well done, grasshoppah. Fived and faved.
August 10th, 2006
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kobayashi maru ftw
August 10th, 2006
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lol, THERE IS A PRETZEL IN MY DICK.. +5
August 10th, 2006
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"lol, THERE IS A PRETZEL IN MY DICK.. +5" <-- Haha, I loved that. :-D
August 10th, 2006
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dont fav your own sites
August 10th, 2006
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lol, that makes 4-5 people that didn't like me fav'ing my own site. If I take off the fav, will you rate it a 5? I still don't understand why it bothers people, but if it's losing me votes, then I might as well...
August 10th, 2006
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I mean... I'm allowed to like my own site, aren't I? I still haven't heard a good reason as to why fav'ing your own sites is wrong. It's not like anybody's going to be looking in my favorites list anyway; I'm not that popular. Plus, it doesn't affect my rating. I fav'd it because I think it's funny. That's all. :-/
August 10th, 2006
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lol thunder struck outside my house just as it was on the close up of his face.
August 10th, 2006
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That whatdoyouchoose ytmnd had some of the funniest comments on the internet. Oh and this was very amusing too... but the creator's being too anal about the comments
August 10th, 2006
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Yes indeed.
August 10th, 2006
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That fish IS kinda hot.
August 10th, 2006
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lol, love it.
August 10th, 2006
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I knew he was a Hax0r!
August 10th, 2006
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omfg, thats awesome
August 10th, 2006
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lol epic timing
August 10th, 2006
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You lose so many points for taking someone else's awesome idea and just changing it to a little suggestion someone made in the comments.
August 10th, 2006
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Is the original deleted or something?
August 10th, 2006
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Sound, timing, execution. Yes. Yes!
August 10th, 2006
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good, but why would you fav your own site?
August 10th, 2006
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Haha,Unexpected. I'd still go for a. I bet she gives mad head.
August 10th, 2006
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Fwap fwap!
August 10th, 2006
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that fish is broken
August 10th, 2006
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fantastic
August 11th, 2006
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congratulations on being the ptkfgs.com fo the day (8/11/06)! (ps: other option plzkthnx)
August 11th, 2006
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Whoa, thanks for letting me know! I didn't realize that! :-D
August 12th, 2006
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it's funny because it's true
August 15th, 2006
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-1 for fav'ing your own, otherwise a 4.
August 15th, 2006
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absolutly amazing
August 21st, 2006
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Funny.
August 22nd, 2006
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i should have said 8 years ago called for using 'hax'. the title on this site is a f*cking recycling bin. the only word in it that isn't overused is "used". maybe next time you will have "used" some creativity
August 23rd, 2006
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Like the creativity in that comment, right?
August 23rd, 2006
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Did I mention that even my mom liked this site?
August 24th, 2006
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I think the music should be changed to Price is Right fail music instead of being Epic music. That might be a bit hard without the original sample, but try inverting the epic music and overlaying to remove it. change that, and get 5.
August 25th, 2006
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Voted as promised.
August 25th, 2006
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fwap fwap? more like fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
August 25th, 2006
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good
August 26th, 2006
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roflmao
August 27th, 2006
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OMG NO CREATIVITY 1D SINCE IM AN ARTISTIC DOUCHEBAG LOL
August 27th, 2006
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^ Hehe :-D
August 30th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 30th, 2006
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ZOMG, it's the obligatory sexymofo comment!
August 30th, 2006
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sexy fails, please try again ^_^
August 31st, 2006
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
September 2nd, 2006
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XDDDDDDDD Frickin golden!! I love you!
September 3rd, 2006
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Hahahaha God I LOVE this.
September 3rd, 2006
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You win! ^_^
September 4th, 2006
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thanks for 5ing my ds site!
September 4th, 2006
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im sorry i forgot barrel roll
September 6th, 2006
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Winnar is You.
September 7th, 2006
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YOUR SITE SUCKS!!! MINE ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUR SH*T!!! http://www.ytmnd.com/users/BIGDICK/ you faved your own site... f*g
September 7th, 2006
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^ Wow, a variation in the typical spam message. Even nonsensical downvoters care about me _that_ much. :)
September 14th, 2006
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lol, win
September 29th, 2006
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I Loved your site http://kirkfails.ytmnd.com 5'ed, check out my page votecoder5.ytmnd.com when you have time!
October 6th, 2006
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That was truly what I would expect Kirk to choose... well not really.
October 10th, 2006
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despite being star track, delivers
October 16th, 2006
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hahaha. Great all the way. +1 for the ending!
November 4th, 2006
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FTW!
February 1st, 2007
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This fad should be dead.
December 7th, 2008
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...like your soul?
February 1st, 2007
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Not the PTKFGS fad, but the fish and mermaid thing.
February 9th, 2007
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Win.
February 15th, 2007
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The fish and epic music were great.
June 8th, 2007
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That fish is hawt.
July 1st, 2008
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December 7th, 2008
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ClassicTMND. Pacard would epicly approve.
December 7th, 2008
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Spock has an opinion, but Bones is just, like, along for the ride.
December 7th, 2008
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he cheated
December 7th, 2008
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I don't know why I never fived this.
December 7th, 2008
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Can't believe I actually laughed at that.
December 7th, 2008
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Awesome.