I JUST CAN'T DO IT
Created on: August 18th, 2006
I JUST CAN'T DO IT
you all know the pain of getting a nintendo to work... sorry, for some reason the sound source was being funky and deleting the title of the song.. its bach's "My Jesus! Oh what Anguish"
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August 18th, 2006
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just blow some air inside there, rotate it 720 degrees and sing lazy town crazy cake. thats how i get mine to work.
August 18th, 2006
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Punch The Reset For God's Sake!
August 18th, 2006
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Blow on the cartridge FTW!
August 18th, 2006
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Creative
August 18th, 2006
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Emulate? O: Or wait for the Wii, your choise.
August 18th, 2006
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...i can remember blowing time after time into those stupid cartridges/console and seeing nothing but f*cking colors!
August 18th, 2006
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:(
August 18th, 2006
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I know how it feels. Sympathetic 5.
August 18th, 2006
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I prefer Daltonofzeal2's http://nesnotworking.ytmnd.com/ 'cause it carries the joke to the browser window itself.
August 18th, 2006
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You can buy one of those faketendos on ebay... that's what I did. It's basicly this nintendo emulating console that will take Us NES cartridges and foreign famicom cartridges, as well as pirated games. The only thing is mine doesn't take nes controllers or the light gun, but there might be one that does.
August 18th, 2006
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Sometimes after you blow in them, you can get them to *sorta* work, if you don't mind playing with extra garbage pixles. "Why does mario look like a pipe with a 3 for a face?"
August 18th, 2006
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Moistin a Qtip with rubbing alchohol and run it along both sides of the cartrige's circutry, then dry with another Qtip. Next, when you insert it, leave it just a hair not all the way in, so it barely scrapes the inside of the front casing when you push it down. Guarenteed to work.
August 18th, 2006
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It's my Genesis that I have problems with.
August 18th, 2006
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:.(
August 18th, 2006
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goddammit, i was so going to make a blinking nintendo ytmnd. 5 stars for you, buddy.
August 18th, 2006
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that awful bluish white screen still makes me sad to this day.
August 18th, 2006
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Buy a new 72 mm pin, problem solved.
August 18th, 2006
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I love the serious replies people are giving. "Emulate?" stfu moron, he's not looking for answers.
August 18th, 2006
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lmao
August 18th, 2006
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i was thinking that but i wasn't going to say anything lmao..
August 18th, 2006
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5ed for bach
August 18th, 2006
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You've got to take out the cartridge...blow on it...tap the top 5 times. Stick it back in. Open the lid and close it 5 times. Press the reset button 53 times. Unplug the controllers and plug them back in. After that it should work fine.
August 18th, 2006
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Even if it does work sometimes, my Zelda cartrage wont hold a save anymore anyways. sad day sad day.
August 18th, 2006
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I know a way...ROMS
August 18th, 2006
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THERES LIKE 5 DIFFERENT "BACH"s. WHICH ONE NOOB!?
August 18th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 18th, 2006
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:(
August 18th, 2006
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You sure that's Bach? It sounds a lot like Dvorak...
August 18th, 2006
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I almost cried, I feel your pain:( But you need to buy controllers...
August 18th, 2006
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memories
August 18th, 2006
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:'(''''' *blows game cartrige then the NES and tries again*
August 18th, 2006
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*tear
August 18th, 2006
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i feel for u =*( i hav teh same issue
August 18th, 2006
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"THERES LIKE 5 DIFFERENT "BACH"s. WHICH ONE NOOB!?" JOHANN SEBASTIAN. "You sure that's Bach? It sounds a lot like Dvorak..." yes i'm sure, it's "My Jesus! Oh What Anguish!" bwv 487 lol
August 18th, 2006
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I feel the pain
August 18th, 2006
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mind telling us what song from bach this is?
August 18th, 2006
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DOH! or at least do you mind citing it so nubcaekz like me don't have to read comments to find it? xD
August 18th, 2006
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yeah blowing inside the machine and inside of the game helps alot. Also, try pressing reset a few times. My Nintendo still works about 50% of the time. For not taking care of your system I must fail you.
August 18th, 2006
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^do you honestly think that's his system? You people are f*cking retarded with your comments sometimes.
August 18th, 2006
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so now that we're artists does that make comments dumber or just the people
August 18th, 2006
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lmao...
August 18th, 2006
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5 for "My Jesus! Oh what Anguish"
August 18th, 2006
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a pain i know all too well
August 18th, 2006
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there is a support group that meets every week in my black unmarked van for this wanna join?
August 18th, 2006
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It usually flashed yellow for me.
August 18th, 2006
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http://sourceforge.net/projects/nestopia/
August 18th, 2006
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5'd for an actual unique sad piece instead of the same old sh*t.
August 18th, 2006
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blow in it! then move the slot up and down rapidly!
August 18th, 2006
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Blowing in NES cartridges is the ABSOLUTE MOST DESTRUCTIVE THING you can do to them. Moisture + Bacteria + Copper Contacts = OXIDATION AND GREEN MOLD. Sure moisture bumps up the conductivity ONCE or TWICE, but in the long run it totally ruins them. If you have UBER oxidized contacts, try dipping some cheap dollar store SCOTCH BRITE pads in 90% (or higher) isopropol alcohol and rubbing back and forth across the contacts (both sides) till they work. Once the game works, just use a lint free cloth + alcohol.
August 18th, 2006
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If that doesn't work... a US NES VERSION "NEO FAMICOM" is only about $20 on eBay and works with all the original NES controllers and accessories. (Not to mention they have AV outputs!)
August 18th, 2006
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You need 1) One of those ear swab thingies... 2) a bottle of alcohol... 3) a nes cartiage...
August 18th, 2006
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I'm sorry for you man.
August 18th, 2006
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Mine flashes red, but I feel yo' pain! Kirby, WHYYYYYYYY?!
August 18th, 2006
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Thank god I have 2 NES's and double of every good NES game. I'm lucky my dad bought a NES and 60+ games for it when I turned 3. (The second NES I found in an abandoned she din the woods)
August 18th, 2006
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August 18th, 2006
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I played that song my senior year of highschool. It's a beautiful piece.
August 18th, 2006
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Just buy a new connection pin for your NES and it'll be good as new. Blowing in it is useless and the reason why it "works" is because you took out the cart and you put it back in so it realligned with the worn out pin correctly.
August 18th, 2006
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thats actually a performance of the song that i'm in =)
August 18th, 2006
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Q-tips and rubbing alcohol is a cure-all when it comes to game cartraiges. You won't beleive some of the gunk you can get out of those.
August 18th, 2006
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ok thank you all for the solutions but thats not the reason i made this ytmnd =) lol
August 18th, 2006
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5'd for TRUTH
August 18th, 2006
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controllers might help :0
August 18th, 2006
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hit it with a bat. it'll work.
August 18th, 2006
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the ironic truth is that about 2 hours ago i was trying to get smb 2 to work on my nes and i failed. no lie. i could emulate but... its just not the same.
August 18th, 2006
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who the f*ck is bach?
August 18th, 2006
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Add "I JUST CANT DO IT CAPTAIN" for a 5 and fave.
August 18th, 2006
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dude. seriously. Try putting the cart in and sticking something on top of it to weigh it down. YA ERD ME??
August 18th, 2006
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tehsaxophonist - we know, it's just natural to want to fix things. Especially, TEH NES.
August 18th, 2006
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nintendo requires 1337 blowing 5)
August 18th, 2006
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Pull the Plug!! it's in pain
August 18th, 2006
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Blow the cartridge, push the cart in but make it so that you have to clip the plastic in the back of the cart against the bottom of the openning of the system. Blow WARM air into the cartridge, moist warm air will always do the trick. Alchohol on a Q-tip and then over and under the chip in your cart also is a fix. Open the system and clean it with canned air. n00bs nintendo was my LIFE!
August 18th, 2006
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I love it.
August 18th, 2006
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Blowing is stupid. With the cart still in the NES pressed down just slightly nudge it to one side and hit reset. Try this a couple times and the game will start up.
August 19th, 2006
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I started with the SNES so I didn't have to go through all that crap
August 19th, 2006
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Alas, the blue screen of death.
August 19th, 2006
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what song is it?
August 19th, 2006
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The worst is when it reads like the first two seconds of the start up screen so you think you're going to get to play your game, then it glitches the screen and sends you into the first ever YTMND loop.
August 19th, 2006
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You have to venture down the forest path which leads through the depths of the Black Forest and then through the webs of the spiders and out onto the plains of desolation, crossing the desert of al'bazu. Then you have to retrieve the water jewel from the clutches of the miniature pipo fish in the single oaisis in the middle of the desert. Then you need to travel back to the mountains of emporia and find the single cave opening in the side of the granite rock face, and once inside you must cross gap of
August 19th, 2006
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:-(
August 19th, 2006
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you idiot. you press reset, and if that doesn't work, you pull out the cartridge and blow in it to remove dust. if that doesn't work try hitting it.
August 19th, 2006
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The small death that brings total obliteration...
August 19th, 2006
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5
August 19th, 2006
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Subtle, meaningful, yet somehow strangely universal. 5 stars for being... an artist >.>
August 19th, 2006
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tough break
August 19th, 2006
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http://sourceforge.net/projects/nestopia/
August 19th, 2006
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tliye.ytmnd.com
August 19th, 2006
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I REMEMBER
August 19th, 2006
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nooo! *sobs*
August 19th, 2006
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Needs the tragic music from Platoon then this would be perfect.
August 19th, 2006
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my nes always worked :3
August 19th, 2006
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Just put the cartridge under a cloth and blow into it. Works every time.
August 19th, 2006
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For some resion, Game Genie helps. I don't know why, but my friend's NES only works if you take the top of the case off, plug the game into Game Genie, and plug the Genie into the cartridge holder.
August 19th, 2006
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before i had a PC with a mouse, i practiced my tapping skilz on my NES cartrages. carpel tunnel ftw.
August 19th, 2006
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This idea has been done like a trillion times and people still manage to upvote it. Depressing
August 19th, 2006
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*sob* *cry* *tears*
August 19th, 2006
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ah, those were the days..
August 19th, 2006
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oh nintendo, How I miss you glichy games.
August 19th, 2006
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works about as good as an old playstation 2
August 19th, 2006
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done before http://nesnotworking.ytmnd.com/
August 19th, 2006
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I've got the same problem with my Sega Genesis :(
August 19th, 2006
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The original blue screen of death
August 19th, 2006
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NES has one weakness - 72 pin connectors!
August 19th, 2006
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:'(
August 19th, 2006
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That was moving.
August 19th, 2006
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Very creative. I like your song choice much.
August 19th, 2006
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It flashes green for me but hey, I can relate man.
August 19th, 2006
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The flashing screen of death! :(
August 19th, 2006
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yeah, blow on the cartridge!
August 19th, 2006
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As you use cartriges, the NES' pins to interface with it get bent away from the carts' contact points. Bend them back outwards and you'll be fine.
August 19th, 2006
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Johann Sebastian Bach (pronounced [ˈjoːhan zəˈbastjan ˈbax])
August 19th, 2006
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You're the artist now, dog.
August 19th, 2006
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AHHHHhhhhhhhh
August 19th, 2006
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BSOD
August 19th, 2006
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happened to me 9999 times, i was pissed when it happened to me, cuz i wanted to play bad
August 19th, 2006
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Jiggle the slot up and down after blowing on the cartridge. Thats how I play my Duck Hunt...
August 19th, 2006
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Get rid of useless preloader for a better vote.
August 19th, 2006
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What the?
August 19th, 2006
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wait.. did you record that audio from your speaker? I hear breathing and clicking
August 19th, 2006
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1 get a computer. (given)= 2 get Nestopia = 3 get a soldering iron and do this----http://www.joystiq.com/2004/09/07/how-to-make-a-nintendo-controller-into-a-pc-joystick/-----------if nessacery= 4 say bye to bsod
August 19th, 2006
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Blue is bad, i used to get the brown screen from it
August 19th, 2006
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='(
August 19th, 2006
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painful memories. but we must never forget.
August 19th, 2006
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Call up the time traveller, and take better care of it in the past. My still works (almost) as good as new.
August 19th, 2006
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in responce to "wait.. did you record that audio from your speaker? I hear breathing and clicking" nope... it was a concert recording. im not sure what you're hearing
April 3rd, 2007
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punch the famicom for god's sake
October 20th, 2007
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Blow on it!